My quadratic is absolutely abnormal

: You are almost a useless meow

At this point in the live broadcast, there is only the last link left, which is the one that Zhenhui kept secret before.

Thinking of this, Su Jie looked at Yukino Yukinoshita. The other party was the interview host, who was in charge of all communication and event preparation for the live broadcast. He must know what the final link was.

Yukinoshita Yukino smiled lightly, and explained to the live broadcast: “We still have the last link, which is very simple. Everyone says that cartoonists have rich imagination and whimsy, and they see things differently from us ordinary people, so today we will come Play a little game.

Later, I will draw a lottery in the comment area below the live broadcast. Viewers can post some pictures, and the cult gentleman teacher will interpret the meaning of the pictures in one sentence. Of course, what we hope to see is the cartoonist’s whimsy, so please be sure To choose more interesting pictures, I also hope that the teacher of the cult gentleman can give us a bright answer instead of a cookie-cutter answer. At the end, the audience who draws the pictures will also be presented with exquisite gifts. I hope everyone will actively participate. ”

The comment area began to be refreshed constantly. At this time, the speeches began to bring pictures. Readers are very interested in the cartoonist.

Everyone thinks that the brains and ideas of cartoonists who can create such books and styles are different from ordinary people, but they usually don’t have the opportunity to contact cartoonists. Now there is a real cartoonist sitting in front of the live broadcast. Of course they I want to come and have fun, not to mention the chance to get gifts.

Su Jie was in a daze. No one had told Su Jie before that there would be such a thing!

What kind of game is this game of guessing consciousness? You can’t use the same answer to explain the ordinary meaning. You still know how to play “Weekly Shonen Jump”! This time, all the tricks of the live broadcast were done on Su Jie’s head, and for this promotional activity, Su Jie was sold thoroughly.

“There is a scoring option next to the live broadcast. Everyone can rate the answers of the cult gentleman teacher, from 0 to 100. If the teacher’s answer is less than 80, there will be punishment activities.”

Yukinoshita Yukino finally smiled, like a proud snow plum blooming in an instant, with slightly curved cherry-colored lips, white teeth like jade, bright eyes like moon mist, Yukinoshita Yukino who usually shows others as an iceberg beauty, really It is very moving when you smile, especially the contrast between cold and warm, you will even feel that the perfect face you see is an illusion.

Su Jie couldn’t laugh, because Yukino Yukino was holding a small doll hammer in his hand. There was a mechanism that could swing it up and down automatically. When Yukino Yukino pressed the switch, the little hammer would swing slowly. He lightly put it on his lap, and it didn’t hurt very much when the doll hammered it, and said: “Please see, this punishment is just a joke, and it won’t hurt when you hit it. The toy hammer will fall on the cult gentleman teacher.”

After explaining, Yukinoshita Yukino fixed the toy hammer next to Su Jie’s sofa. The hammer head was pointed at Su Jie’s back. Su Jie’s face was a little smelly. What kind of event is set like this? It’s really not for Yukino’s malicious revenge chance?

“Don’t move, so many people are watching, if you want to renege on debts, your reputation will be ruined.”

With a low warning, Xue Nai moved the mouse again, clicked the wheel on the laptop, and the floor screening continued.

This time it was Xue Nai who took the lead. When Xue Nai clicked the mouse again, the wheel began to slow down slowly, and finally stopped at the number 445.

“It’s floor 445. Let’s see what picture this audience gave.”

Slide the mouse to find this floor, and Yukinoshita Yukino clicks to zoom in, and the picture of this floor is immediately revealed.

At this time, the camera also zooms in on the focal length, so that the audience can see the picture clearly.

The picture is a picture of a Garfield tilting its head, trying to feed a toy kitten. It looks warm.

“This is a picture full of family affection and warm daily life. Even a cat can be full of warmth for a toy kitten. A deeper interpretation alerts us humans. Even a cat can do this, and we humans should not appear Abandoned babies and poor orphans without a permanent home.”

Yukinoshita Yukino explained and gave a definition to this picture. Yukinoshita Yukino herself is a literary girl who can be a moderator in a large literary forum. This point of view is still very powerful. ”

It’s just that it’s Su Jie’s turn that’s different, Yukinoshita Yukino looked over and said with a smile in her eyes: “Then let the cult gentleman teacher give this picture a new meaning, describe it in one sentence, start now Ten seconds countdown, ten, nine, eight…”

It also has a countdown timer, and it’s still only ten seconds. Su Jie couldn’t complain. Most likely, it was Yukinoshita Yukino’s own design.

“There are still five seconds left. If the cult gentleman teacher can’t answer, he will be punished. I think the cult teacher will not let us down.” Xue Nai put her finger on the opening button of the doll hammer, and she clearly wanted Su Jie Can’t answerCome.

“No need to wait, it’s easy.” Su Jie shook his clothes, glanced at Yukinoshita Yukino, coughed twice to clear his throat, and said loudly: “The real meaning of this picture is. Son, Dad is very disappointed in you, It’s been a year and you still can’t eat or talk, you’re almost useless.”

After Su Jie finished speaking, the air suddenly became quiet!

Yukinoshita Yukino couldn’t press her fingers for a long time, she had a blank expression on her face, and there were many people with the same expression as Yukino, and even the always lively comment area stopped refreshing for a few seconds.

After this short period of silence, a frantic explosion followed!

The comment area completely exploded. The lines 66666 and 23333 kept refreshing. The viewers who watched the live broadcast were already dumbfounded by what Su Jie said.

After carefully reviewing Su Jie’s words, and matching with the picture of the big cat feeding the toy cat, it is simply full of humor and sense of sight!

The pictures that originally made people feel warm and friendly are now completely endowed by Su Jie with the meaning of laughing and blowing rice.

Zhen Hui, who was watching the live broadcast in the background, couldn’t straighten up with a smile. He Shangshang shook his head and said, “Young man, you are really witty.”

“Your words are poisonous!” Yukinoshita Yukino’s expression was astonished, and she could only say this sentence. Yukinoshita Yukino thought that Su Jie might answer, but she didn’t expect Su Jie to come up with such a sentence, but Su Jie’s words cooperated The picture, there is really no sense of incongruity.

“Toxic, but I have a high score!” Su Jie smiled triumphantly, pointing to the live broadcast screen.

The scoring results have already been obtained. Su Jie’s average score has reached over 99 points, which is far beyond the passing line for punishment. Yukino Yukino who wants to wait for an opportunity to retaliate has no chance.