My Ranch

“Hanging his father’s picture …” Bright moon and stars were rare. At cowshed outside New York, Jiang Hai was leaning on a straw haystack while looking at his cell phone while eating something, and recently talked to these After the cattle stayed for a long time, Jiang Hai gradually became accustomed to their taste. At least beside the ten cattle, he still ate something.

Now on his mobile phone is exactly the crosstalk he got down. As to whether there is copyright, Jiang Hai does not understood. He only downloads it on the Internet. The person who talks about crosstalk is not one, but all of Demou. Now I’m playing the cross talk of the boss of the German company. I have to admit that under the circumstance that most of the people in the country are the main theme, the cross talk of the German company is still more fun, although there are some people It looks a little vulgar, a bit harsh, and always takes a joke like a joke, but the laugh is here, just like Guo Boss’s partner Yu Shaobao said, this is their job.

Say that cross talk can’t make the audience happy, so what else? Jiang Hai acknowledges that he is a layman.

He likes money, beauty, and luxurious life, so he still likes these things.

Although he is in America, in addition to watching comic dialogues, he often watches domestic variety shows.

Of course, he does n’t like to watch shows that are obviously biased towards aging and aging, such as running men, or singing on the Internet, refrigerators and the like. of.

On the contrary, it is a variety show in the United States. He does not like it very much, such as the Voice of America, the American Talent Show, the Conan Show, the Paula Talk Show and the like. He feels average, because sometimes the paragraphs are really a little dirty.

Many people in America can talk about that kind of thing on television without changing their heart and heart, the length of men. Time, skills. Do women like what they say, their voices, and so on, and they’re saying this everywhere, you say Jiang Hai, a rural farmer who lives in the suburbs without a girlfriend, always looks at these things, and his nutrition can hardly keep up Already.

Of course, there are some programs he prefers to watch, such as Victoria has a secret or the like. As if no one had a secret, watching the screen dangling, Jiang Hai’s heart would become calmer.

Well, I just appreciate the clothes, oh, no matter whether you believing or not, Jiang Hai believes anyway.

When it comes to variety shows in America, the widest audience is probably wwe, the national professional wrestling. It is divided into several channels and so on.

In the Americas, whether it is South or North America, or even Japan, they like wrestling.

However, this thing is just to look at that’s all as an entertainment show, because the play is fake, regardless of the outcome. Or fighting scenes, now follow the script. Jiang Hai has also seen wwe, but that was when hhh competed with Gao Bo. At that time it might be a real fight, because almost every week there will be blood on the ring.

According to what is said now, these people are good actors, whether or not they have a script, at least they look very real.

But now, uh, that’s the case. Sometimes the opponent has reacted before the blade is hit on the person. For example, most of the women’s competitions are like this, but then again, Jiang Hai I still like to watch women’s competitions, cough, nutrition can’t keep up with it … still look at domestic variety shows, calm down.

Today is 6 to 8 and tomorrow is the quarterfinals. This is also the last night and a night that needs to be guarded.

Because Jiang Hai and their only old cowboy, Robins Garcia, will go to the slaughterhouse tomorrow to watch the cattle kill. In order to avoid any accidents, tonight Robins Garcia will not come to the vigil. Jiang Hai will be alone for 4 hours. .

After returning to the hotel, Jiang Hai ate and washed up before going to bed. He went to bed at 8 o’clock. He went to bed at half past midnight, and he got up. After washing, he opened the car and replaced Enor Cesi.

From 2 o’clock in the middle of the night to 2 o’clock in the morning on the 6nd day, it is Jiang Hai’s time. He is twice the physical limit of human beings.

Jiang Hai’s physical fitness is pretty good, let alone just watch for 4 hours, and sleep for 6 hours before that.

Just keeping him out of bed, 3 or 5 days should not be a problem. It may be longer if he is trained.

However, Jiang Hai is unwilling to eat the bitterness, and trains what he is doing. He might as well think about it at that time. How can he raise his scales, but only by upgrading the level, the improvement method becomes obvious. different.

At the same time, its strength has also doubled. If it is promoted to another level, there may be more changes or it may be changed.

So Jiang Hai’s mentality was very peaceful at this time, just sitting there, drinking tea, watching the cross talk, and cuddling sunflower seeds.

Time unconsciously also passed in one minute and one second. Behind Jiang Hai, the cows were also kneeling there, making a uniform breathing sound. Of course, in addition to the air above, there is also a lot of air below, cattle. This creature may be the most fart-loving animal in the world. You said that it does n’t eat soy every day and drinks cold water. Where is that many farts?

Fortunately, Jiang Hai was sitting in the upper air vent, and if he was sitting in the lower air vent, he would be punished.

Seeing the time elapsed in minutes and seconds, the time has arrived at about 3 o’clock in the middle of the night. As the most eastern part of America, it is very early here. Although America is not like China, it has only one standard. time.

There are two here. The time in the East and West is different, with an hour difference between them.

But an hour can’t stop the sun from rising quickly here. At around 3 in the morning, the sun is gradually rising.

The darkness of Li Mingqian is also the darkest time, and human functioning also represents the sleepiest time here.

Even Jiang Hai couldn’t help yawning, but just before he finished the yawn, suddenly he saw a few silhouettes in the darkness in the distance, walking slowly towards him .

“Who?” Rubbing his eyes, Jiang Hai opened the phone’s camera directly and shouted at the distant person by the light.

“It’s me.” Hearing-Jiang Hai said, the other person also screamed. Generally speaking, such a standard answer would let the caller put off some vigilance, but Jiang Hai’s vigilance suddenly raised Get up, because the voice is strange.

“Stand there, who are you?” Jiang Hai cried out, hearing these people.

And the cry of hearing-Jiang Hai, the herd of cows that were sleeping behind Jiang Hai, woke up, but unfortunately, the cows are not night vision animals, so when they wake up, they have nothing to do. Just lie there with my eyes open.

After hearing-Jiang Hai’s words this time, a few people here didn’t answer any more, but they were just leaving, but at this time they ran and watched them rushing towards their side, Jiang Hai’s eyes narrowed After getting up, he can be sure that these people have absolutely no good intentions. Now they put their mobile phones on the haystack next to them and opened the video recording function.

At this time, these people also rushed over and walked into Jiang Hai to see that there were a total of five of these people. In addition to four empty hands, there was another person carrying something on his body. Seeing Jiang Hai turned out to be In the video, the four people here looked at each other, and three of them jumped towards Jiang Hai in an instant, while the other person and the person carrying things walked towards cowshed immediately.

At the glance of these people’s movements, Jiang Hai knew that these people should be directed at their cows.

Is this ok? These cattle are the lives of Jiang Hai! At the moment, he no longer kept his hands, immediately ran towards the 3 people who rushed over, and these 3 people saw Jiang Hai dare to greet him, and he was also welcome. Immediately rushed towards Jiang Hai.

Jiang Hai guessed right, these people are here to deal with Jiang Hai’s cattle, they have already known before.

On Jiang Hai’s cowshed side, only Jiang Hai is watching here alone, and there is no gun yet.

Then none of them had weapons, and they did n’t say that they had 5 enemies. Even if they were 5 enemies, they did n’t think Jiang Hai would be their opponent. Just like now, the first person who rushed over, When the first punch hit Jiang Hai’s nose, I can see that these people are also good at fighting. The person, to be precise, the man’s body, the three biggest weaknesses.

One is the nose, 2 is the stomach, and 3 is the key. Hitting the nose is the most likely to cause the other person to have a concussion. At the same time, the soreness of the nasal bone can accelerate tear secretion and blurred vision. This is equivalent to abandoning the other party within a certain period of time. Balance and vision.

Stomaching is because one punch will make people feel weak and nauseous.

As for the last point, there is no need to talk about it … all men know.

As soon as he saw these people hit their noses directly, Jiang Hai understood that these people also had a premeditated plan, but his strong physical fitness was not a joke. At the moment, his head was biased and he stepped aside his opponent’s fist. As soon as the left hand was pushed, the opponent felt a great force from his arm, and instantly deflected outward, and at this time, Jiang Hai’s leg kicked on his abdomen.

There was a muffled “bang!” This person had flew out backwards, Jiang Hai kicked him straight and flew backward 5-6 meters before falling heavily on the ground, covering his lower abdomen and it hurt No more sound.

Seeing his companion hit and lie down so quickly, the 2 people who rushed together couldn’t help but stun, Jiang Hai didn’t.

Bell taught Jiang Hai that when fighting, the last thing you can do is to be distracted. While he is sick, it is an inevitable choice to kill him.

So Jiang Hai didn’t say anything at the moment, and a lunge was already in front of them!