My Second Dimension Can’t Be So Salty

Dongfang Bai heard this accent at once. As a Chinese, he has absolutely no contempt for so-called dialects, because there are hundreds of Chinese dialects, and he has long been accustomed to them.

"Yes, I also like to eat the watermelon over there."

Xiaobu's eyes lit up as soon as he heard the fruit. He seemed to think of lying lazily in the air-conditioned room in summer, challenging the combination of watermelon and iced cola. It was so comfortable.

"Eh……?"

Hai Lao Ming Cai Cai's eyes widened, but she didn't expect that the two people in front of her didn't mind her own dialect at all. For a while, there was a warm feeling in her heart that the ice cubes were melted away, which made the corners of her mouth rise unconsciously.

"My name is Tsushima Mai, he is my brother Dongfang Bai, please give me some advice~"

"I...my name is Hailao Mingcaicai, please...please give me some advice!"

Hailao's famous Caicai also reported her name. She had a shy and cute smile, and this somewhat natural look was still very endearing.

"Eina came here from Akita to rent a house. Could it be that she came here to study?"

"Yes, I'm a first-year student of Toyonozaki."

"Hey! What a coincidence, I am also a first-year freshman in Toyosaki, and my brother is a second-year!"

Surprise, I didn't expect that the other party was also a freshman of Toyonozaki, which made Hai Lao Ming Cai Cai very happy, and Dongfang Bai was still in the second grade, which means that he is his senior?

"Um... Tuma-san, can you be friends with me?"

Hai Lao Ming Cai Cai asked abruptly, she closed her eyes slightly, her heart seemed to be beating fast, she was very worried about whether the other party would refuse, and Xiaobu tilted her head strangely.

"We've been friends since the beginning."

"……Um!"

Seeing Xiaomai and Hailao Ming Caicai chatting so happily, Dongfang Bai couldn't help showing a relieved expression. He felt that he was becoming more and more like an old father, looking at his sister like a daughter.

"Okay, Xiaobu, it's time to go. I have to go shopping. It's getting late."

"Ah, **** I totally forgot!"

Xiaobu, who immediately reacted after hearing Dongfang Bai's reminder, suddenly realized that she was all patronizing and chatting with Hailao Ming Caicai, completely forgetting the purpose of her coming out with her brother.

"Then let's go Eina-chan first~"

"OK Bye Bye."

Xiaobu and Eina waved goodbye. She seemed to be in a better mood because she made a friend, and she looked very happy with her hands behind her when she walked.

[There are so many good things today, maybe it's Xiaobu's lucky day~]

Tuma said quietly in his heart, with a happy smile on his face, the two walked on the road for a while before reaching the department store, and the moment they walked in, they attracted the attention of the audience.

No way, Xiaobu's attractiveness is too great, as soon as she appears on the stage, she seems to have flashing special effects, and she has such a long, beautiful and cute figure that people around her can't take their eyes off at all.

"So beautiful~ Is that kid a model? Or an actor?"

"Is the guy next to her a boyfriend, so handsome..."

The voices of the surrounding people made Dongfang Bai feel a pain in his head. Her sister was too charming, and she seemed to be ignorant of it and smiled beside Dongfang Bai.

"Snacks snacks snacks..."

Xiaobu kept holding the snacks without caring at all, and suddenly there was a lot of snacks in the shopping cart, which made Dongfang Bai's mouth twitch, how should he take it back?

"Don't worry, brother, Xiaobu has quite a lot of pocket money!"

Tsushima showed a serious expression, and gave Dongfang Bai a look by the way, as if to indicate that he could take whatever he wanted, attracting the attention of passers-by around him.

Hey, it's too embarrassing to ask a girl to pay. Besides, Dongfang Bai doesn't have no money, so how could Xiaobu pay?

"No problem, your brother and I are also a popular light novelist, and I earn a lot of royalties."

"Almost forgot!"

It was only at this time that Tujian Mai remembered that Dongfang Bai was from Teacher Yayunbai himself. In this case, he wouldn't be short of money, right? This made Xiaomai a little disappointed, thinking that he could help his brother.

"So Xiaobu can take whatever he wants with 697. I'll pay."

Dongfang Bai made an ok gesture, took out his phone and glanced at the message sent by Sagiri. It was the snack she wanted, and she had to buy it as well.

In less than ten minutes, the shopping cart was already piled up like a hill. Such a large number of items made Dongfang Bai twitch at the corner of his mouth, and he didn't know how to bring it back later.

If it really doesn't work, I can only call a taxi and send the two back.

I haven't bought the ingredients yet, but I bought a lot of snacks. Although I was a little helpless, Dongfang Bai ran to pick up a basket specifically for the ingredients, and I just packed it when I saw it.

Green vegetables? Pack!

Pork beef? Pack!

egg? Also installed.

Anyway, she carried out a big sweep in one breath, which made the cashier and sister at the counter stunned. The pile of items in front of her made her dazed, and she didn't know where to start first.

After a while, I finally set the price of all the things I bought, and the total price was 100,000 neon coins. The things I bought were high-end ingredients, which were naturally very expensive.

"many!"

That's right, the number is very large, there are four big bags, and I don't know how to bring them back.

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Chapter 91 What is a dry girl? 【For automatic subscription】

"Brother...Brother? Are you really okay?"

Tu Jianbu followed Dongfang Bai in panic. He was able to carry two large bags in one hand, but the bags were too big so he couldn't hold them firmly, but they were so heavy that he couldn't lift them at all.

Even though she is omnipotent in sports, her strength is not great at all. She is a standard beautiful girl who can't even unscrew the bottle cap, so she doesn't know how to help if she wants to help.

Because she couldn't lift any of the four big bags.

"Actually, it's okay, but it's a little hard to mention."

Dongfang Bai raised his eyebrows. Fortunately, the bags sent by the department store are of good quality, at least they won't fall out because the items inside are too heavy.

After some twists and turns, she finally returned to the house. It was the goblin who helped to open the door. She entered the house after Dongfang Bai went out. At first glance, she was surprised when she saw Dongfang Bai carrying a lot of things.

"Why are you carrying so many things, Bai...?!"

"Blame me for taking too much..."

Tu Jianbu was a little depressed. Although Dongfang Bai was only sweating a little on his head, she was frightened by what she saw. For fear that Dongfang Bai might not be careful, it was delivered to the house all the way.

"I've heard about it. Xiaobu will live with you today, right? There are more people."

The Yamada Fairy complained, but she didn't care much about this. Now she is more concerned about the pile of snacks and ingredients below. She also likes snacks and so on, so she smiled happily.

"But I really convinced you. You actually bought so many back. In short, put everything away first. It's hard to see you bring it back all the way. I'll help you with dinner tonight."

The Yamada Fairy shook her head, dumbfounded. She grabbed the bag and tried to lift the bag of ingredients, but found that she couldn't pull it... After pulling for a long time, she could only drag the bag on the ground, but she couldn't lift it.

Good weight!

This is the real thought in Yamada Yao's careful thought. Dongfang Bai couldn't help laughing all of a sudden, and then helped the Yamada fairy to pick up the ingredients, otherwise she would be too embarrassed.

At the back, Xiaobu was squinting and staring at Dongfang Bai and the Yamada Goblin in front of them. They were very tacit understanding like a couple and knew what the other was going to do.

No, it seems that my brother is very likely to have a very good relationship with Mr. Yamada Fairy. Although there is no confirmed relationship, there is basically only a layer of paper left that has not been pierced.

Xiaobu was sure that as long as Dongfang Bai opened his mouth to confess, the Yamada Fairy would immediately agree.

Because there was an additional member of Burial Earth in the family, it became more lively. After the luxurious dinner was prepared, Dongfang Bai first went up to send a copy to Sagiri, and then put the tablet on the table.

"Hum~"~"

The screen of Sagiri's room appeared on the tablet, and Sagiri was sitting in the middle. Xiaobu didn't understand why Sagiri had to use such a troublesome method to eat with everyone and didn't want to leave the room.

"Cough cough."

Dongfang Bai was suddenly poked on the arm by the Yamada Goblin beside him, and then coughed twice as if to indicate something. At this time, Dongfang Bai twitched the corner of his mouth and said.

"Then celebrate Xiaobu's joining, cheers~"

"Cheers~"

With the beginning of Dongfang Bai, the three of them naturally shouted happily, and even Sagiri from upstairs raised the ice cola in his hand and shouted happily, which made Xiaobu scratch his head a little embarrassedly.

However, the moment Xiaobu drank the cola, her expression began to change. It was a happy expression. I don't know if it was Dongfang Bai's illusion. Her body seemed to shrink and became the size of her head. 's small body.

"Gu hehe! It's delicious! It really smells like a devil!"

Xiaobu's eyes seemed to be glowing, and he looked quite happy, even the goblin on the opposite side was stunned, and then rubbed his eyes.

Strange, why does Xiaobu seem to have become smaller, is it an illusion...?

It seems that Dongfang Bai is not the only one, both Sagiri and Goblin feel this way. This is Xiaobu's dry state, which usually only appears when she is in a relaxed state.

That is to say, the original form is revealed!

"However, drinking from a cup is still a little less sensational. Sure enough, it is still in front of the bottle to feel it."

Tsushima muttered in a low voice, that look is completely different from the cute and cute look before, the current Xiaobu is a living salted fish, the kind that is unlikely to get up when lying on the ground.

"'~Speaking of my brother's light novel "Fate" the first episode of the animation will be broadcast this week, I will look forward to it!!"

Xiaobu raised her cola with great anticipation. As an ultimate dead house, animation is definitely her favorite thing. She was the same super beautiful **** the surface for the first two years.

Until I got caught in games and anime.

Now it's a bit of a waste house. Once there is no one in private, it will immediately reveal its true shape, showing the inner otaku side of her, and the obsession with anime is unimaginable.

Sagiri, who heard this topic, was not to be outdone and said, "I made this with my brother."

"Well, this time the production cost is so much, the quality will not be bad, right? By the way, you seem to have seen it in advance, right?"

The goblin waved her hand indifferently, and then thought that Dongfang Bai, as the original author and animation production supervisor, must have seen the animation (Wang Nuozhao) for the first time, and Dongfang Bai did not deny it, just smiled and did not speak.

Isn't this the default? !

"Hey, so cunning, can brother watch the animation in advance every week in the future?!"

Xiaobu's eyes widened, it was really attractive to see the animation ahead of time, but sometimes I couldn't continue watching it when I saw the wonderful place, and when I knew that someone could watch the new episode that hasn't aired in the next week, Absolutely envious to die for.

"Hahaha, that's about it."

"So cunning!"

Sagiri and Tsushima said in unison, and then Omi took a sip of Coke, as if he could vent his inner displeasure.

Inexplicably, there is another sister in the family, and it is estimated that he will be busy in the future. Dongfang Bai sighed helplessly in his heart, when will his salted fish vacation life come.

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Chapter 92 Is the god's brain pumping? 【Seeking automatic subscription】

One day in the summer vacation, this day was unbearably hot, the sun seemed to melt the ground, and there was no one on the street. In this hot weather, people would have to be cooked outside. Who would come out? what.

And a girl came out.

Her long blond hair was a little messy because she had not taken care of it for a long time, and her face was flushed, but this was not caused by shyness at all, it was just a hot blush, and she was about to faint when the temperature was high.

But why did she choose to go out in such high temperature weather, she didn't want to.

Because the air conditioner at home was broken, and it happened to be broken at noon in this weather, it was the life of an angel, in order to avoid being suffocated at home, she decided to risk her life to rush out of the house and run to the east Refuge at the White House.

"Damn, I feel like I'm about to die..."

At this time, the golden-haired girl Gabriel was dripping with sweat all over her head. To her, everything in the human world was fine, but the weather made the angels too uncomfortable, especially in summer.

At that temperature, it would almost heat the angel into a roasted birdman.

"By the way, where is Da Bai's house..."

Gabriel's dark blue eyes stared straight ahead. At 697 hours, there was a large cloud of scorching sun scorching the ground. Since she went out, she has always avoided walking under the sun, and instead walked under the shadows.

The angel girl absolutely didn't want to enter the sun, but if she wanted to go to Dongfangbai's house, this was the only way to go.

"Your sister, is the god's brain pumping? Why did he create such a season!"