My Second Dimension Can’t Be So Salty

"Of course, Fairy-sama, I am aiming to be the strongest bride. I am first-class in all aspects of laundry, cooking, tea, and flower arrangement~"

When the goblin heard Dongfang Bai's compliment, she couldn't help but swell up a little, and raised her head slightly as if "as expected of me", this kind of cute appearance made Dongfang Bai couldn't help but smile.

"Indeed, the goblin must be a good wife in the future."

"...Hmph~"

The goblin snorted lightly, her face turned a little red, and now she won't be shy because of a compliment or two, but she still can't keep calm.

This sentence not only has a strong special attack on the Yamada Fairy, but also Xiaobu on the side. She even started to panic. If her brother married the Fairy in the future, she would be very uncomfortable for some reason.

Sure enough, my brother's chastity must be guarded by Xiaobu! ! ! Unless it is someone who Xiaobu agrees with, he will never hand over his brother easily.

But Xiaobu seems to have forgotten one thing, she basically won't have anyone she agrees with, so in the end, in order to prevent Dongfang Bai from being single, she will definitely find a way by herself.

A few minutes later, Gabriel walked downstairs step by step with a pale face on her face. Her expression was as if she had seen some terrifying monster, and there was a trace of tears in the corner of her eyes.

Such a cute appearance is rare. I didn't expect that even Gabriel, the ultimate salted fish, could not resist Sagiri's material.

The clothes on the body were originally a little loose, but this time it was even more unreasonable, the shoulders were completely exposed, and the fair skin was directly exposed to the air.

"I've been defiled and can't get married..."

Gabriel said this sentence as soon as she arrived in front of Dongfang Bai. She felt a little scalp tingling when she remembered what Sagiri did just now. Human beings are really scary, so she should go back to the heaven earlier this summer vacation.

"Are you alright, Gabriel sauce?"

Xiaobu asked Gabriel with concern, making her sluggish for two seconds, then scratching her messy hair and said, "It's barely okay."

"Well, since Gabriel has finished collecting materials, do you want to come and play the game!"

"game?"

Hearing the word game, both Xiaobu and Gabriel's eyes flashed with excitement at the same time. These three blond girls are collectively referred to as the game blonde group, and they are quite obsessed with games.  …

"You are really not tired."

Dongfang Bai reluctantly complained that since the summer vacation, he has completely let go of the game, and he will write a manuscript when he has time. Anyway, he can submit a volume of manuscripts at the end of the month and it will be done.

As for the rest of the time, it was all playing. Originally, it was just two people playing games with the goblin until dawn. Recently, a small burial was added, and the three of them were still in the game every day in the middle of the night.

"Aren't you tired, including Gabriel, you didn't sleep last night, did you?"

"Humph, brother, you are still too young, you just stay up all night, young people can stand it!!"

Tsushima, who closed his eyes and let out a chuckle, stretched out his fingers, and the words he said seemed to be philosophical. The goblin and Gabriel beside him nodded in agreement.

"Staying up late doesn't grow taller."

Dongfang Bai rolled his eyes and complained softly, these three guys are only 1.6 meters tall, and the other two average 1.5 meters.

It's understandable that the fairy is only fifteen years old, but what happened to this guy Gabriel, whether he is tall or stature like a primary school student, it is inevitable that he will be ridiculed by the fairy all the time.

"Huh!? There will be a competition in the game hall the day after tomorrow. The first place 4.8 can get a limited edition hamster cloak of the same style as the bear man?!"

Xiaobu, who was looking at her mobile phone, suddenly spoke out in surprise, and the provoked goblin couldn't help but glanced at her mobile phone with some curiosity, and then said, "This is the limited-edition cape of the King of Fighters, this game. I played comparatively, and it was too difficult to get the first place, so I gave up.”

"me too."

Gabriel waved her hand, she is a special type of game like a goblin, but it is too difficult to stand out in the competition, so she completely gave up on prizes.

"...Uuuu, brother~ can you accompany me?"

The moment he heard this voice, Dongfang Bai understood that he had to go.

[PS: The next volume is that the plot has entered the second year of high school, but the number of subscriptions is getting lower and lower...].

Chapter 95 Beautiful girls will not have tooth decay 【For automatic subscription】

"Please Ernie! I want this cape so much, come with me!"

Tusama buried her hands together and asked Dongfang Bai, although she is very confident in her own strength, it is not difficult to get the first place, but what if there is an accident? !

Don't be afraid of 10,000, just be afraid of what.

"Okay, okay, I'll accompany you the day after tomorrow."

Dongfang Bai couldn't resist acting coquettishly with his cute little sister, so he rubbed his temples and agreed. He didn't have anything particularly important the day after tomorrow, so he had no reason to refuse.

"But I remember this bear boy as Xiaobu's favorite character, right?"

The goblin Yamada seemed to remember something, and suddenly asked, the goblin used to be obsessed with this game for a while, but after being taught by Xiaobu about life, she became less obsessed with this game.

The reason is that one afternoon when Dongfang Bai was not at home, Xiaobu used a bear man to hang the goblin to torture him. Even with one hand, he could beat the goblin violently, which once made the Yamada goblin doubt his life.

"No 04 wrong!"

Although this kind of muscular man wearing a cute hamster cape makes Dongfang Bai a little unacceptable, but since Xiaobu likes it, let her be.

"However, it is said that there will be many strong enemies in this game, and well-known players of any game will come."

Gabriel squinted at the announcement on the phone, and specially noted that there will be many popular players participating, so it is still quite difficult to get the first place in this competition.

"It's okay, Xiaobu is also a popular player."

Dongfang Bai praised Xiaomai, which made her proudly hold her head up. I don't know why Xiaomai's body has become heavier and heavier since he got acquainted with this group of dead houses, but he still looks like he is outside. Looks like a super pretty girl.

"Ah, speaking of you, you are U.M.R, the freak who swept away prizes in the arcade and was blacklisted."

"It's too much, they're not freaks."

In the face of Yamada Goblin's complaints, Xiaobu immediately retorted, but the rebuttal was a little weak. After all, it was not a day or two that she went to other people's game halls to sweep game coins, and it was true that she was pulled into the blacklist.

"Well, the time seems to be coming soon..."

Dongfang Bai glanced at his mobile phone and found that it was already two o'clock in the afternoon. At this time, he had been looking forward to it for half a year. The other three people were stunned, and they didn't seem to have reacted.

"Ah yes, today is the broadcast day of the first episode of the "Fate" anime..."

Hearing the voice of the Yamada Goblin, the other two also suddenly realized that they almost forgot that the broadcast time was 2 o'clock in the afternoon, which means that they can see it when they turn on the TV now.

"Sagiri, do you want to come down and watch it together?"

Dongfang Bai shouted towards the upstairs, and then heard a few stomps on the floor, which probably meant: Come down soon.

"Sagiri said she'll be down in a while."

"Hey, how did you understand that?"

Hearing Dongfang Bai's interpreter Gabriel looking at him with incredible eyes, it was obvious that the angel himself didn't understand the meaning of the sound of the floor just now, so he understood why.

Humans are horrible. Could it be that this is the so-called secret code between spies?

"But Sagiri is willing to come down, it's really rare."

She was also a little surprised to hear that Sagiri was willing to come down to the Yamada Goblin, but Sagiri didn't even go out of the room to go to the toilet, because her own room was equipped with a separate toilet and bathroom, so she didn't need to go downstairs at all.

The same is true for eating. They all eat in their own rooms, and then turn on the tablet computer and have a video chat with everyone to eat together. No matter what, they are unwilling to leave the door of the room.

Unless there is no one in the whole room, Sagiri will sneak out secretly. When there is someone, it is more difficult to let her out than to go to the sky.

"Sagiri-chan is willing to come out?!"

Even Mui Tuma was quite surprised, but she knew that Heizumi Sagiri was a girl with a rather exaggerated housekeeping force, and she was stronger than her.

And in the past few days, apart from going to say hello to Sagiri for the first time, I haven't seen her come out once.

"Because she is also looking forward to this animation."

Dongfang Bai smiled, and suddenly Xiaobu stood up abruptly, as if something important had not been completed and said, "Oops, I haven't brought the snacks necessary for watching animations!"

Saying that, Xiaobu slid away, ran upstairs, and walked down with a pile of snacks. There were so many snacks that they had to be taken in two batches, especially with two large bottles of Coke.

"You really like drinking Coke."

Dongfang Bai looked at Xiaobu happily holding a cola and complained, and Xiaobu smiled mysteriously: "This is the happy water of the fat house, the smell of devil can bring happiness to people!"

"agree!"

Gabriel raised her right hand rarely to agree. She is also a type of cola who likes Coke quite a bit. When she thinks that she can eat snacks and drink Coke and watch animations while blowing the air-conditioning of the central air conditioner, she feels that she has just been taken as a model by Sagiri. deficit.

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No loss, and blood earned!

The Yamada Fairy felt normal to Coke, but she rolled her eyes and said, "You guys should drink less and be careful of tooth decay."

"Beautiful girls don't get cavities!!"

What you said is the same as a beautiful girl who can't go to the toilet.

Dongfang Bai complained inwardly with a serious face, this guy's expression was so serious and serious, those who didn't know really thought what she said was very reasonable.

"..."

Da da da.

With the sound of light footsteps, Sagiri finally came to the door of her room, opened the door and prepared to walk out, but she retracted her feet before they landed.

Sure enough, it was too difficult to leave the room when there were people in the family, and Sagiri really didn't want to come out if she could, but she had to.

Because today is what she has been looking forward to for a long time, Fate is animated, and she has an appointment with her brother to watch the animation together. She has been preparing for the past few days, but she is really shy to leave the door today.

"Damn, why are there so many people in the family... How can my brother bring so many girls in..."

Sagiri puffed out her cheeks resentfully, obviously feeling a little unhappy.

Chapter 96 Are you all children? 【Seeking automatic subscription】

Although Sagiri really doesn't want to go downstairs, she still has to go down anyway, because if she doesn't go down, she can't watch animations with her brother. read.

No, absolutely not!

After struggling for a while, Sagiri finally moved slowly, but she shrank abruptly, as if she had thought of something and turned around to find something in the room.

...

"Sagiri-chan is so slow, why hasn't it come down yet, the animation is about to start."

The Yamada Fairy glanced upstairs a little worriedly. For half a day, there was no movement at all, which made people wonder what Sagiri was doing upstairs, and she didn't come down for so long.

"I guess it's an ideological struggle on it."

Dongfang Bai, who was watching with his mobile phone, said something casually. He kept his eyes fixed on the mobile phone. Because the animation was about to be broadcast, the discussion on the Internet was also quite lively. There were already many people squatting in front of the TV and waiting for the afternoon. Played at two o'clock.

For example, a childhood sweetheart with blond hair and double ponytails sits on his sofa with his hands on his knees, with a glass of iced Coke beside him, a mobile phone in his hand, and his eyes glance at the TV from time to time.

"Hmph, this lady just watched it because you begged me."

Eiri snorted, and kept pressing her slender, green fingers on the phone, apparently sending a message to someone, but her eyes moved to the TV screen involuntarily as she said so.

"It's incredible, your readers are looking forward to it. If the animation collapses, it's probably frying."

The Yamada Fairy looked at the constantly refreshing comments on forums, post bars and other places, and she would swipe several times every second. This kind of traffic is only available in Dengeki Bunko's supernova Yakumo Bai.

Even the original Qianshou Village Zheng was not so popular. Dongfangbai's recent big moves have indeed attracted a lot of attention, animation, game production, the author himself dubbing and other things have made Fate better. Much attention.

In the past few months, the popularity ranking of light novels has been at the top, especially in the month when the fifth volume was released, it even surpassed Qianshou Village Sei and won the first place in the popularity ranking of Dengeki Bunko.

Of course, the popularity ranking was the first to be scolded, because at that time, all kinds of posts in various forums were all complaining about Illya being written to death by the old thief Yakumo, which caused many unknown viewers to buy a copy and read it. .

In the end, he completely entered the pit and joined the crusade of the 'Yayunbai'.

The so-called deep love and hatred, the more readers who liked Yayunbai before, because the plot is more awkward and uncomfortable, so these original super loyal fans are the main output of scolding Yayunbai.

"But it's really a shame that you were scolded so hard at the time, and you can still make a comeback~". "

Gabriel looked at the news on the forum enough to see the readers' expectations. At that time, Dongfang Bai was indeed criticized by many people, but there were also many people who followed the trend and took the opportunity to black Fate's book.

As a result, it goes without saying that the main force of those who went to the black and eight cloud whites are all loyal readers of Fate, and suddenly one of the teams who scolded eight cloud white mixed in with one who scolds Fate.

You can scold the old thief, but you will die if you scold the book.

Heizi never imagined that a person who was a teammate one second ago would become an enemy the next second. This contrast caught everyone who followed the trend of Hei Zi by surprise.

"elder brother……"

As far as these people were discussing, Sagiri suddenly appeared in the stairwell, but the difference was that she was wearing a pink mask that looked very much like the magical girl Meluru. This is a special mask for Teacher Erromanga. .

When wearing this mask, Sagiri can get a combat power bonus, and can step out of the door and talk to people normally.