My Second Dimension Can’t Be So Salty

At this moment, Dongfang Bai finally remembered why he felt that the other party's eyes were a little dangerous. This guy is a serious rotten girl through and through. He usually has a flat expression on his face, but underneath that calm appearance is actually a rotten girl. heart of.

The so-called rotten women are people who feel very fond of the love between men and men. Among them, there are also a group of severe rotten women who have extremely strong delusional abilities. The stronger ones can imagine forks and spoons as attacking and receiving. Even inorganic substances are not spared.

For Dongfang Bai with normal sexual orientation, it is indeed a dangerous existence.

"Ahhh kill me!!"

Copoli realized that she was too panicked and was exposed, and she collapsed immediately, her eyes were covered with a layer of water mist. The degree of shame is definitely not as simple as one plus one equals two, and it increases geometrically.

Actually in front of so many people, and among them are his acquaintances and his own fantasy objects, revealing his interest in front of such people.

Ruined.

"Cough, you guys, go to the show first."

Dongfang Bai felt goosebumps all over his body, no wonder he felt that the other party's eyes were a little wrong before, but he felt that the other party might be a little afraid of him and didn't care much.

That's what I was thinking about.

"Okay, here we go!"

Muse also felt very embarrassed, and after laughing awkwardly, he pulled Copoli and the other two goblins and fled away as if flying. The atmosphere here was too embarrassing to stay at all.

"Okay, I hope they can liven up the atmosphere a little bit. How about Latifa or not?"

Dongfang Bai bared his teeth and smiled, while Latifa waved her hands shyly and said, "But...but I can't swim."

"It doesn't matter, I can teach you, finally come out and have a good time."

"Uh-huh!"

Latifa smiled and nodded. At this moment, Dongfang Bai frowned. His perception ability has always been very good. He seems to feel some vibrations in the ground, and the vibrations are getting closer and closer.

clack clack...

boom! ! ! ! !

The inside of the swimming pool was burst open by the current, and a huge pirate ship was washed out by the current through the broken hole in the ground. Dongfang Bai's pupils shrank slightly. He had never arranged this show.

"ah!!"

Because the island boat suddenly broke open, and a lot of water splashed out. If I remember correctly, the reservoir area of ​​Gancheng should be directly below the swimming pool.

Click click.

The open sails of the pirate ship, the sails marked with the skull and crossbones, suddenly rose, and black forts were erected on both sides of the ship. As soon as they surfaced, they began to bombard indiscriminately.

"Latifa, hide!"

Dongfang Bai covered Latifa with one hand and held her in his arms, then turned his back to the bombs that were blown up. What surprised him was that these shells didn't hurt or itch, and they probably hit with plastic bullets. Almost on the body.

"So weak, what is this thing?"

............

Dongfang Bai squinted his eyes. There was a large group of walruses standing on this pirate ship. The little walruses were wearing pirate clothes, and the leading one was more than two meters tall, with a beard exuding metallic light on his face.

"That's Ironbeard, the pirates who ravaged the Red Maple Paradise."

Latifa in Dongfang Bai's arms said with a blushing face, and Dongfang Bai nodded thoughtfully, which meant that this was a guy from Latifa and their fairy kingdom.

"How did those guys get here..."

The corners of Dongfang Bai's mouth twitched, feeling that things had become troublesome. The guests around him were in danger now, and the other party should be a real pirate.

"Mom, that's amazing~"

"What kind of show is this? It's so realistic!"

However, Dongfang Bai suddenly realized that the surrounding guests did not realize that this was an emergency, but thought it was an official performance of the amusement park, and watched with great interest.

Eh, it seems to work.

"Triceratops, did you bring a camera?"

"Of course, in order to be able to record the graceful posture of Princess Latifa at any time, I carry a high-list reverse camera with me!"

Triceratops rushed to the back and took out a small black camera, Dongfangbai's mouth was slightly upturned, and after saying a few words to him, Triceratops was stunned, and then showed an expression of admiration: "As expected of the manager, I still think about it at this time. to attract guests."

"Then do it quickly!" Long.

Chapter 14 The object of my protection is fiercer than me [For automatic subscription]

As soon as the vernacular of the East fell, the Triceratops trotted away holding the camera and left to the top rockery to film this special "performance" of Gancheng Guanghui Amusement Park.

"Latifa, follow me closely."

"Okay Mr. Bai..."

La Tifa was held in Dongfang Bai's arms by one hand. Because of her petite stature, she was also light in weight. Naturally, she could easily be hugged. At this moment, she felt quite safe, and stretched out two tender and slender arms to hug her. Lived on Dongfang Bai's neck.

The reason why Dongfang Bai kept Latifa with him at all times was because he had the ability to protect Latifa. If she was allowed to run away alone, she would most likely be caught because she was weak.

"Thousands of buckets."

"Yes!"

Dongfang Bai shouted softly, since it is already considered to be acting, he will just continue acting, and if he finds an opportunity in a real show, he will directly solve the leader of the other party with "730".

As a member of the Red Maple Paradise Guards, Qiandou Isuzu is naturally incapable of fighting. No one knows where she pulled out her gun in a swimsuit. She holds two guns as weapons, and even Can melee.

boom! !

A sea dog pirate was smashed by Qiandou with a single shot, and the combat power was ridiculously weak. Dongfang Bai grabbed a pirate at random, and just flicked the opponent and knocked several other pirates away like a bowling ball.

"So weak, are these guys really pirates?"

Dongfang Bai spit out a sentence, such words can be completely true and false, this pirate invasion may be a good opportunity to once again enhance the reputation of Gancheng Guanghui Amusement Park.

"This performance is so realistic."

"That said, it's quite interesting."

The guests seemed to be very interested, completely ignoring that all the seals were actually real pirates, or maybe it was because they looked too weak, and they didn't look fierce at all.

"Mr. Bai is amazing!"

The little Lattifa who was held in her arms looked at Dongfang Bai with admiration, and casually flew away the approaching pirates, but the number of pirates was quite large, and there were hundreds of them no matter how you looked at them.

"Latifa, hold on tight."

Dongfang Bai carried La Tifa and swept all the way, because these pirates were too weak. He thought that ordinary people might be able to hit a few with a stick. How did these guys swept the sea area of ​​Red Maple Paradise...

"Damn, those guys are completely useless, then I will catch them myself!"

The iron-bearded walrus felt very angry. A group of subordinates couldn't even catch a princess. He thought that if he could catch the princess, he would naturally be able to force others to surrender. Some of these guys were very tough to deal with.

"Um?"

Dongfang Bai looked at the enemy's leader, and the Ironbeard Walrus jumped directly from the boat. Qiandou, Mofulu and others wanted to intercept but couldn't do it at all, because there were too many enemies.

"Oh, it's not good, the pirate captain came to arrest the princess, but our manager is protecting the princess~"

At this time, the staff member in charge of the host is still explaining with a smile on her face. It can be said that she is quite dedicated. Dongfang Bai looked at the captain of the walrus in front of him. With a height of more than two meters, it can be said that he is completely a little giant.

"Boy, hurry up and hand over the princess."

Ironbeard waved the pirate machete in his hand, as if to intimidate Dongfangbai. In the distance, Qiandou Isuzu and Movlu tried their best to fly away the pirates who were blocking the road. The purpose was to rush to save Dongfang Bai.

In their impression, Dongfang Bai belongs to the kind of unarmed, but intelligent person with great brains. If someone like him is accidentally slashed by a pirate, it would be incredible.

"Damn, go away!!"

It was the first time that Qiandou Isuzu was so flustered, and the musket in his hand was directly used as a melee weapon, and he smashed several pirates with one wave, but almost all the pirates went to stop Qiandou Isuzu and Mofuru.

As a secretary and guard, she has no way to protect Dongfang Bai? !

"Mr. Bai..."

In Dongfang Bai's arms, Latifa shrank, as if she was a little afraid of the tall figure of Ironbeard, while Dongfang Bai comforted her softly: "It's okay, Latifa, hold on tight."

"Eh?"

Before Latifa could react, Dongfang Bai had already started to move. He suddenly made a fist with his right hand, took a deep breath, narrowed his eyes, and punched the iron-bearded walrus in the abdomen.

boom! !

There was a muffled sound, and the opponent didn't even react. The huge impact sent the opponent flying out with a punch, and the huge body was just like a ball and flew out for several meters.

Bajiquan, collapse the sky!

He has basically never used such a violent boxing technique. He moves like a bow, and his hair is like thunder. Even if he is usually robbed by gangsters, he will deal with the opponent in two random strokes, and he has never used this kind of lethal attack.

"..."

The audience was silent, not only the pirates, but also Qiandou Isuzu and Mofflu were stunned. What the heck, isn't this guy a military commander-like character with no power? Why suddenly punch the opponent's boss.

So strong.

"So handsome!"

"Mom, that eldest brother is amazing, I want to do the same in the future!"

"This performance is so realistic, it actually knocked the bad guy out with one punch! How did this performance come about?"

The onlookers all had happy expressions on their faces. Such a gorgeous performance is very rare. The audience at the scene was very excited, and many people took pictures and nostalgic, and the lively atmosphere suddenly rose.

Although until the end these guests did not find out that these guys are real pirates.

"Dongfang, how are you..."

Qiandou Isuzu ran all the way over and glanced at the unconscious Tiebeard and Dongfang Bai who fell unconscious on the ground, showing a shocked expression.

You may not believe it when you say it, the object of my protection is fiercer than me.

"Qiandou, go and tie up all those guys, and then serve as free coolies in the amusement park."

"Ah good."

Qiandou Isuzu was stunned for two seconds before reacting, immediately executing the order, and quickly left the place, only Latifa was surprised, as if she hadn't reacted yet.

"Latifa, are you alright?"

Movlu trotted all the way over and looked at Latifa with concern, while Latifa smiled and shook her head, and grabbed Dongfang Bai's hand and said, "It's okay, Mr. Bai protected me."

"Damn, boy, I'm not going to hand Latifa to you!"

Movlu looked at Dongfang Bai vigilantly, as if the other party was some kind of wicked person. Instead, the corner of Dongfang Bai's mouth twitched. He hugged the little princess all the way, his body was soft and comfortable, so he didn't say a word for a long time. .

"call."

He shook his hand, the walrus with rough skin and thick flesh just now should be fine, it is estimated that the impact was too strong and he fainted, but he looked at the pirate ship in the distance with a slight hook.

Free "pirate ship" plus free white labor, as well as a wave of customers' favor and publicity effect, this wave of blood earned.

Chapter 15 The fainted little princess 【For automatic subscription】

The number of admissions to Gancheng Guanghui Amusement Park is skyrocketing. Dongfang Bai has carried out various activities in the past few days, just to be able to reach 600,000 visitors after this is over.

rustle……

In the office, wearing the manager's overalls, he was flipping through the documents and files, but he was thinking about other things. Now all the staff, including the Movlu Macaron Tirami, are desperately performing.

"According to this trend, 50,000 people are still a bit difficult. Do I have to mention the popularity again?"

Dongfang Bai stretched out his hand and touched his chin. With his strength, the goal of begging for love with his family could be achieved in an instant if he wanted to, but he didn't want to find his family. After all, this was his own business, or on your own.

If he couldn't even get through this difficulty, he would still start the hammer business by himself.

"Huh, if it really doesn't work..."

Holding a red pen in his right hand, Dongfang Bai ticked a few pieces of information in the archives. He likes the little princess Latifa very much. The reason for the weakness of the other party's body has always been because of the lack of popularity in the amusement park, that is, the lack of soul power.

If the 04 amusement park goes bankrupt, the little princess' body will become the same as before, extremely weak and even life-threatening.

"Sure enough, I should use the identity of 'Yayunbai' to start with my readers..." Said Dongfang Bai put down the water-based pen in his hand, and squinted at the number of tourists in the various facilities of the amusement park on the table.

boom!

The door of the office was suddenly opened, and it turned out to be the sheep Macron, followed by the pink cat Tirami, and he shouted anxiously: "No good dragon!"