My Second Dimension Can’t Be So Salty

"...Don't say it so misleadingly, okay?"

Yingli Li Bai Nen's small fist slammed Dongfang Bai's chest fiercely, he did not fight back, the opponent's strength was too low, and it was like a tickling after being drunk. In the end, the opponent seemed to have no strength, and suddenly fainted. On the chest of Oriental White.

"Abominable golden retriever, dare to sneak away...?"

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu recovered from the drunken state for a long time, pulled Yingli Li away, and then came forward with a charming smile and tried to hug Dongfang Bai, but he avoided him sideways.

"Wake up, senpai?!"

"Don't run, Bai Jun~"

This time, the other party didn't even call his nickname 'Western King', and started chasing after calling his name. Dongfang Bai swallowed slightly, but it was still bad, while Kato Megumi, who was beside him, didn't seem to be at all. plan to help.

"Bai Jun, um, come on."

"Don't watch the show, Megumi!?"

Dongfangbai dodged Kasumigaoka Shiyu's sudden attack, while sitting quite steadily towards Kato Megumi, who was eating barbecue slowly.

"Bai Jun, please explain to me why you bring women home one after another... It's obvious that we, as members of your society, have worked so hard, but we don't even have a little 'reward'."

Black Qi appeared on Shiyu of Xiazhiqiu, she looked at Dongfang Bai with very resentful eyes, as if she was about to become a resentful spirit in the next second.

"I can't help it?! It's just that everyone happens to be a girl, okay? And what's the reward?" Dongfang Bai shouted.

"That's right, that's right!" Yingri Li, who had just fallen asleep, sat up, opened her mouth and raised her small fist to echo Shiyu of Kasumigaoka, and she could clearly see her silver teeth.

"So you have to compensate us! Compensation!"

"That's right! That's right!"

Dongfang Bai seemed to have found that no matter what he said at present, it was useless. He gritted his teeth and decided to knock Shiyu of Xia Zhiqiu unconscious. This guy is too threatening when he is drunk.

"You mean?! You bastard, you stinky white, you already have me..."

Just when he wanted to move, the Yamada Fairy, who was sleeping, suddenly sat up, and suddenly grabbed his waist at a speed that could not cover his ears.

"Aren't you asleep?"

Dongfang Bai looked at the Yamada Fairy who grabbed his waist in shock, and now things became more and more chaotic, all because of drinking beer.

"'~ It's too much... Bai is really too much..."

"You can just capture it, you must get compensation today!!"

Ying Lili and Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu gradually leaned towards Dongfang Bai. He did not hesitate and immediately extended his hand. He knew that any hesitation at this time would definitely lead to trouble.

Bang bang bang!

The heads of the three girls were hit by hand knives at the same time and made a clear sound, which was like the last straw that broke the camel's back.

"In the future, I will never let them touch alcohol again..."

...

"Wow, what's wrong with me..."

The Yamada Fairy sat up, frowned and covered her eyes. She was only a little drunk, so she was the one who woke up faster. She found herself lying in the room.

"It seems (Zhao Zhaozhao)... I was having lunch before."

She just woke up and was still a little confused. She took off the ice towel from her forehead, and there was a glass of honey water on the table next to her. Sweets usually wake up faster.

"It seems that Shibai prepared it..."

The Yamada Fairy glanced at the note next to the honey water, and suddenly realized that she was moved to the room by Dongfang Bai after she fell asleep. She drank a lot of honey water in one gulp, which was quite sweet.

However, she suddenly found that the other people were completely gone. Logically speaking, the others should still be sleeping, but it's been a few hours now, and it's almost time to wake up.

"Well, since you're awake, let's go out..."

I didn't expect that I would get drunk so easily. Sure enough, curiosity killed the cat. I don't know if I said nonsense when I was drunk, I can't remember it...

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"Really..."

Dongfang Bai leaned on the sofa in the living room and yawned. Although these girls were quite light, it was still quite tiring to carry them back and forth to his room and then take care of them.

"Bai Jun is just like the old grandpa."

Kato Megumi sat next to him and looked at the phone, and suddenly sighed, this sentence is quite appropriate, Dongfang Bai's lazy expression is similar to that of the old man.

"I really want to say that Megumi's character is as kind as that of a grandmother."

"Eh? Really..."

Kato Megumi raised his eyebrows slightly, saying that he was like an old grandfather and he in turn said that he was like an old grandmother, which seemed a bit like an old husband and wife.

The successful teasing Dongfang Bai smiled secretly and said, "Fortunately, they are all just a little drunk. After waking up, they should wake up after drinking the honey water."

"Bai Jun is really good at taking care of people. He looks quite skilled when taking care of them."

"well enough……"

The corners of Dongfang Bai's mouth twitched. This ability to take care of people was completely exercised. There were two useless younger sisters who were waiting to eat. It's good that Sagiri doesn't need to go to school, but Xiaobu is outrageous.

When she wakes up in the morning, she has to act coquettishly and hug her. If it weren't for the difference between men and women, she would have asked herself to help change clothes...

"But why didn't 777 come to help me after they were drunk and crazy?"

"Huh? Well, I tried to stop it, but it didn't seem to work."

Kato Megumi tilted her head slightly, as if she wanted to get away with it. Although there was only a shallow smile on her face, Dongfang Bai always felt as if she was secretly grinning. Nine times out of ten, she just wanted to look embarrassed.

"Even though each of them is very light, they get a little heavier when there are more of them."

"Ah, it's really interesting that Bai Jun is holding a fairy and a pear in one hand, puff." Kato Megumi recalled Dongfang Bai's darkened expression at that time, and couldn't help laughing. His laughter is quite healing. If it was a year ago, he would never have laughed like this.

"This year, Megumi, you have really become a lot more distinct in your roles, especially in terms of complaining."

"Well, maybe it's because of staying with a certain Tucao agent for a long time."

The two of you chatted with each other, and suddenly the door was opened, and the Yamada Fairy with a pale face came out (aeei) from the door. She yawned and looked at the living room.

"Al, am I the first?"

"Fairy, you woke up so fast?"

Dongfang Bai looked at the Yamada Goblin. Because she was sleeping, the hair rope that tied her long hair at the back was removed, and her beautiful long golden hair was draped directly behind her head. Since she was awake, everyone else should be about the same, right?

As expected, the four of Kasumigaoka Shiyuzawa Village Eri, Kerr Nayuta and Wugen Liuli walked out one by one. Their faces were all fine, and they didn't seem to have headaches due to drunkenness.

"Senior Dongfang, thank you for your care."

Wugeng Liuli thanked Dongfang Bai with a blushing face. When she woke up, she found an ice towel on her head and sober tea and sweets beside the bed.

"Fortunately, it's just a little effort..." Dongfang Bai waved his hand to indicate that it was nothing, and he just gave everyone some desserts, but he didn't actually do anything.

"Tsk, I'm actually really drunk."

Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu rubbed her eyes, she actually got drunk after drinking that much, she was too weak, and thought it would be okay to drink two sips, Ying Riri, who was on the side, took the opportunity to sneer: "Hmph, as expected, you just want to pretend to be mature, right? ."

"Ara, I drank about half a glass, and I don't know which guy got drunk after two sips. Although I don't remember it clearly, it seems that guy has been calling the name of Xixijun."

Kasumigaoka Shiyu slightly raised the corner of her mouth, and taunted her in the opposite direction without any politeness. This blow was a lore for the thin-skinned Ying Lili, causing the opponent to tremble with anger.

"Xiaxiaxiaxiaxia...Xiazhiqiu Shiyu!!"

Ying Lili's face was flushed, and she didn't know if she was angry or ashamed. She shouted angrily, and then rushed towards Shiyu of Kasumigaoka with her fangs and claws. Fortunately, she was immediately pulled by Wugeng Liuli and Yamada Goblin. .

These two guys were arguing before they got drunk, they were arguing when they were drunk, and they were still arguing when they woke up.

"..."

Dongfang Bai closed his eyes and shook his head. If he married the two of them in the future, wouldn't they have to quarrel every three days, and the thought of this made his head hurt even more.

"Cough cough, although I accidentally got drunk, everyone should wake up now, right? Why don't we play games together!"

The Yamada Fairy coughed twice in embarrassment, because the matter of 'taste a little beer' was brought up by her, so it's quite normal to be a little embarrassed.

"Well, I've drawn a lot of sketches, and I still have time to rest."

Ying Riri thought about it for a while and then nodded. The few people next to her also did a lot of work, so they all agreed. When everyone agreed, the fairy's eyes lit up.

"Okay, since that's the case..."

"Let's have a tense and exciting battle of landlords?!"

"what?"

The Yamada Fairy was interrupted by Dongfang Bai in the middle of his speech. After he was silent for two seconds, he coughed and stopped talking. He almost forgot that there were seven people here.

When Chinese people think of playing games, the first thing that comes to mind is either mahjong or poker.

"Do you want to play King's Game? I happen to have Pocky here~ Everyone can play PockyGame together!"

Kernayuta took out a box of Pocky from her bag, which is a relatively common snack in neon.

"Okay, okay, I just wanted to say King's Game!"

Yamada Fairy's eyes lit up, and she thought about it together with Kernayuta, and since there is a game of kings, PockyGame can be combined completely! ?

Have the opportunity!

At this time, the eyes of several girls were shining with strange light.

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"PockyGame? What is that...?"

Wugeng Liuli frowned slightly. She seemed to have no understanding of this kind of game. At this time, the Yamada Goblin immediately explained to her: "It is usually used in the King's game. Bite in and see who will let go first..."

"Varied……!?"

Wugeng Liuli blushed instantly when she heard the rules. Obviously, she also thought of the purpose of this game just like everyone else. Isn't it a KISS that can be upright and bright, no... it can't be too obvious.

"..."

Dongfang Bai didn't say anything, he only knew that as the only male other than the six beautiful girls, PockyGame would do him no harm at all, and he had to say that he still had some expectations.

"Okay! Then it's not too late, let's start playing!"

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu breathed a sigh of excitement, and I have to say that she and Kerr Nayuta are definitely the most excited now, and they both prayed in their hearts that they would not draw the king.

The so-called king game is to distribute cards among the seven people. The person who draws the trump card is the king, and he can order the other card players to do one thing.

Of course only you know the cards, so it's random for the king to order others to do things, but well... eye contact and stuff - no one knows, right?

The probability is still quite high!

"Since everyone wants to play, let's use this."

The Yamada Fairy took out a deck of playing cards, took out a king, and six other cards, each with six numbers from 1 to 6. Dongfang Bai took seven cards and shuffled them at random in his hand, and then put them on the table. Let everyone take it on the table.

That's still pretty fair.

The seven people quickly got their own cards, Dongfang Bai swallowed a mouthful of saliva and carefully glanced at his cards, and found that... it was a king.

Are you a king? !

"Cough, I am the king."

"Tsk."

When Dongfang Bai said that he was the king, he could clearly hear a few people smacking their tongues in disappointment, which was obvious.

"Well, what order should I give, let me think about it..." Dongfang Bai covered his mouth with one hand, and began to think, it's better not to give any excessive orders.

"Senior! Please give your orders as much as you like, I will do anything... poof!"

Before he could finish speaking, Ke'er Nayutuo folded his arms and was covered by Shiyu of Xia Zhiqiu. This guy immediately turned to color as soon as he found an opportunity.

"Okay, in that case, 4 and 6, hug."

"Eh?"

Wugeng Liuli, who was holding the number 6 card in her hand, was stunned for a second. She found that the Yamada Fairy next to her was also stunned for a second.

"Come on, just give it a hug."