My Second Dimension Can’t Be So Salty

"No way, could it be that Mr. Kashiwagi Eri is embarrassed because of this level?" Kasumigaoka Shiyu glanced at Sawamura Eiri strangely, apparently she also had the same idea with 853 Dongfangbai.

"I said don't call me that name, you idiot!!" Sawamura Eiri held her cheeks with both hands, even if she heard that special 'pen name', she would be shy, okay?

Fortunately, everyone here is acquaintances, and there is nothing to hide. If this fellow Xiazhiqiu Shiyu dares to be outside, especially if he calls her name in the school, she will definitely rush to her desperately.

"I know how you don't want to be called a pseudonym."

Dongfang Bai couldn't help but agree, not only that he didn't want to be called out by someone's pseudonym outside, but his sister Sagiri even denied her pseudonym, even if Dongfang Bai proposed it, she would not admit it.

He thinks it's better to give a few people a vaccination in advance. If anyone accidentally calls himself "Mr. Yayun" at the ACG Comic Con in winter, then there is no doubt that half of the people in the venue will look at this place. side.

Yakumo Bai's influence is so exaggerated.

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At ten o'clock in the evening, all the plots and drawings of "How to Raise a Passerby Heroine" were finally completed (aeei), Dongfang Bai stretched out his hand and stretched lazily in his seat.

"My arm is about to break..." Sawamura Eri Li lay on the table with a pale face. After several hours of high-intensity work, she finally couldn't hold the pen in her right hand, so she collapsed to one side.

And Shiyu of Xiazhiqiu is not bad, the script she needs to write has been written before, and the work just now is only to write the original draft of the new work and some game script loopholes that need to be revised.

"I'm so tired, Bai~ rub it for me, okay?" The Yamada Fairy slumped on the chair with a lazy expression on her face, and habitually said to Dongfang Bai who was not far away. She only reacted at this time. There were two other people beside him.

"Kneading...?"

Eri Sawamura's expression became a little weird, and the look in Dongfang Bai's eyes was a little wrong. Dongfang Bai, who noticed her mood change, immediately explained, "Well, it's massage, massage."

"massage?"

Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu's face turned a little red when she reacted, as if she remembered the time when Dongfang Bai helped her relieve the sore shoulder muscles, and she couldn't help feeling a shudder all over her body.

"You can still massage??"

Ying Riri's eyes widened, with an unbelievable expression on her face, this guy actually has such a strange skill, and she still hasn't figured out what else he doesn't know.

Sure enough, this guy is omnipotent except for having children. She really wanted to open his mind to see what else was inside.

Although Dongfang Bai is a bit fussy, so many advantages make such a disadvantage seem insignificant, and the advantages completely outweigh the disadvantages.

"Want to try?"

Dongfang Bai chuckled, and Ying Lili was really interested, and wanted to see if he really knew how to massage. It just so happened that she had been using her arm sketches while she was working, and now her arm was sore.

"..."

Kasumigaoka Shiyu's eyes were a little erratic, and she didn't look in the direction of Ying Lili. Her expression made Ying Lili feel a little strange, but she didn't particularly care.

"Wow...! This strength...!!!"

Dongfang Bai used the strength of Tai Chi to press the acupoints on Ying Lili's shoulders. Her shoulders are indeed very stiff for people like her who have been drawing with her arms for a long time. She couldn't help but let out a cute girlish voice.

"Yah...!?"

"Well, it's a familiar reaction." The Yamada Fairy on the side sighed helplessly, thinking that she had the exact same reaction as Ying Riri, and now she's a little obsessed with Dongfang Bai's massage.

This guy's strength and acupuncture points are too accurate, he is even more professional than those professionals.

...

"Huh, everyone should rest after taking a bath, it's already a bit late." After helping the three girls relax their muscles, Dongfang Bai was going to go upstairs to see the situation of Sagiri's drawings.

"Huh...then let's take a shower first." The Yamada Fairy shook her arms. After working so hard for so long, it wasn't a loss to have a massage and a hot bath.

"Brother? Is the work over?"

As soon as she walked into the living room, she saw Tu Jianbu in pink pajamas. She seemed to have just taken a shower, and her long milk-orange hair seemed to be a little wet. When she got close, she could smell an unusually clear fragrance on her body.

"..." Dongfang Bai turned his head wordlessly, and sure enough, Xiaobu, who is already old, is also a great beauty now. He felt that if he continued to stare at her, he couldn't help but want to approach her.

"Eh?! My brother actually moved his eyes away. Could it be because he thinks Xiaomai is too cute, so he's shy...Wow~" As soon as Tsushima opened his mouth to speak, Dongfang Bai's outstretched hands pinched his cheeks. .

The girl's small face is as delicate, soft and elastic as jelly, and it feels very comfortable to hold anyway.

"Okay, little buried, have you learned to tease your brother when you grow up?"

"No no!"

Tsushima stuck out his tongue playfully, and seeing her like this, Dongfang Bai sighed helplessly, and then said to her: "I'll go up and see Sagiri first, you remember to go to bed early."

"Yes!" Xiaobu stood up with a serious expression on his face, just like a little soldier, causing Dongfang Bai to keep laughing.

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Chapter 8 Purple Mom can't be behind me 【For automatic subscription】

"Sagiri, have you slept?" Dongfang Bai came to the second floor and knocked on Sagiri's door. Her door was very recognizable, with a small star-shaped pink door number on it, with the words 'Shawu' Fog's home'.

But what he asked was complete nonsense. With the type of Sagiri who didn't sleep until midnight, how could he go to bed so early, and sure enough, he knocked on the door and it was opened within a while.

"Euni sauce...?"

Sagiri, who opened the door, squinted and glanced at Dongfang Bai outside the door, and then closed the door without any hesitation.

"Hey?! What's the matter with you, Sagiri, why did you suddenly close the door!" Dongfang Baiyan quickly stretched out his hand and blocked the door. It's because Sagiri's door is open from the inside out, otherwise she would have just closed it.

"Brother, let go~!!"

"What's the matter, tell me!?" Dongfang Bai couldn't help laughing and laughing. Sagiri has always been very good. Why didn't she let herself into the room now? Could it be that this is the so-called 'rebellious period'.

But the rebellious period should be around fourteen years old, Sagiri is a little worse...

"I don't want to let Brother Hentai come in~come~!!" Sagiri seems to want to scare Dongfang Bai, and she is showing her teeth and claws, but her soft voice and petite and cute appearance are not at all~ It may scare people.

"Wait a minute! Let's have a good chat, first tell me what the reason is, okay...?" Dongfang Bai's gentle voice tried to calm Saagiri, and this move was indeed miraculous. - so irritable.

"Hey, come in..."

Sagiri had no choice but to let Dongfang Bai in, and he walked in without hesitation, and then sat on the opposite side of Sagiri.

"Okay, now we can talk about what's going on?" Dongfang Bai looked directly at Sagiri, if he really did something wrong and didn't solve it in time and there was a problem in the future, he would You will definitely regret it.

He has always been the type to find a problem and solve it immediately.

"Actually... my brother and the goblins just now..." Sagiri grabbed the corner of her clothes with one hand, and said slowly and awkwardly, her white and tender face was covered with pink.

"Well, what happened to them?" Dongfang Bai listened carefully to see what was the reason.

"Are you doing H's thing?!"

"……what?"

Shawu, who had been roaring like a mosquito, suddenly shouted loudly, leaving Dongfang Bai stunned in place. Thanks to the good sound insulation of the room, otherwise Xiaobu downstairs could hear the shouting above.

"Why...why do you think so?"

The corners of Dongfang Bai's mouth kept twitching, and he couldn't be blamed for his grievances. Why did the most well-behaved sister in his family suddenly play with her temper, was it because of this matter?

"Because of... the sound..."

Sagiri turned her head around. The sound insulation of the original room was quite good, but the game room and Sagiri's room are completely adjacent to each other. They are next door. As long as Sagiri puts her ear to the wall, she can hear it clearly. .

"Voice? Ah... so that's what it is."

Dongfang Bai was silent, and when she said that when she was massaging the goblins and the others, they were really screaming loudly, especially Shiyu of Kasumigaoka, she deliberately screamed strangely...

"I'm doing a massage, everyone is tired, so I'll help them relieve the stiffness of their shoulder muscles..." After Dongfang Bai explained, Sagiri's expression changed from a bulging cheek to a face at a speed visible to the naked eye. Shock.

"Brother still massages?!"

"Hey, why do you even say that? Is it really that weird that I know how to massage?"

Dongfang Bai couldn't help laughing when he heard the familiar voice of surprise again, and even Sagiri was so surprised. Is this so exaggerated...?

"Well... it turns out that this is the case, I misunderstood."

Sagiri is also quite well-behaved. After realizing that she seemed to have misunderstood, she blushed and apologized obediently to Dongfang Bai. Dongfang Bai smiled and reached out and rubbed her head, her long silver hair was a bit messy.

"Really... the hair is messed up..." Although Sagiri likes the feeling of Dongfang Bai touching her head, but it gets messed up every time, so she always complains.

"By the way, Sagiri, how is your drawing going?"

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Dongfang Bai suddenly remembered that he seemed to come up to see Sagiri's drawings. He got rid of her illustrations for the FateZero series and Gensokyo series, right?

"Yeah! I've finished drawing a few pictures, how about you, brother?" Sagiri smiled, and it seemed that she was happiest when she showed off her drawing to Dongfang Bai. She drew the drawing she just drew from the tablet screen. out painting.

What came into view was a woman wearing a white round hat and a white and purple dress. Her dazzling golden hair was tied with a red bow, and she was holding a large parasol. Her eyes seemed to convey the message. What do you mean, the action is quite astringent...

"Lustful... No, it's great, it really fits the character design in my heart." Dongfang Bai almost blurted out the thoughts in his heart, and the Yayun Zi drawn by Sagiri really has a very Unique charm.

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"Hehe~" Heizumi Sagiri laughed a little embarrassedly when she heard the compliment, but she made a soulful painting after she deliberately asked Tu Jianbu to 'source', and of course she would be appreciated by Dongfang Bai.

"As expected of Mr. Erromanga~"

"I...I don't know the person with that name!" Saagu immediately turned her head when she heard Dongfang Bai calling out her pseudonym and didn't dare to look directly at her. This guilty look made people feel a little funny.

"By the way, brother, why did you name this character 'Yakumo'? It's the same as your pen name." The curious Sagiri asked, while Dongfang Bai's eyes were a little erratic.

At the beginning, the pseudonym of Yakumo Bai was taken by Yakumo Zi, and Zi Ma wouldn't mind, right? Anyway, he shouted twice in this world for the forever 17-year-old Zi Mom, that woman couldn't suddenly rub herself on the keyboard from behind, right?

Dongfang Bai laughed lightly, and suddenly felt a chill behind him. He hurriedly looked back and found that there was nothing, and he broke out in a cold sweat.

"No... Really?" Dongfang Bai's voice trembled slightly, which was enough to see the restlessness in his heart.

[PS: My little profiteer pool sank ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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Chapter 9 I hope people are okay 【For automatic subscription】

"What's wrong with you, brother?" He Quan Shawu frowned and looked at Dongfang Bai with some concern, feeling that his brother's face didn't seem very good, but Dongfang Bai just shook his head with a reluctant smile on his face.

delusional...

Dongfang Bai secretly said in his heart, although this world is rather strange, all kinds of things like angels, demons, monsters, ghosts, dragons, etc. exist, but not even Yakumo Zi really exists, right?

No, since this world is a real world of two-dimensional animation, maybe there will really be a purple mother?

"Cough cough." Dongfang Bai decided that regardless of the presence of Zi Ma, he would definitely not rashly call out that woman's nickname at the risk of being pressed and rubbed on the ground by Zi Ma.

"Sagiri, remember to go to bed early after you finish painting, I'll go back to rest first "Eight-five-three"..."

Dongfang Bai yawned. He should be the most tired one today. He happened to be upstairs for so long. Sister Shiyu and the others should have already finished bathing, right?

"But the work is finally done." Dongfang Bai took a deep breath and sent the original draft of "FateZero" he wrote to Kagurazaka Ayame's mailbox. His work was over.

Whether it is the upcoming magical girl Madoka or the prequel of this Fate, all of them have a lot of blade plots, which are enough to make viewers who are not psychologically able to see stomach pains.

Hope readers are okay.

Dongfang Bai folded his hands together and prayed devoutly. Although this prayer has no effect at all, if you don't want the audience to have stomach problems, don't make this kind of blade magic.

"Has Xiaobu already gone up?" The TV was turned off, and no figure of Tu Jianbu was seen. Dongfang Bai thought that she should go back to the room, and simply sat on the sofa and turned to Twitter.

Every day when he has nothing to do, he will look at what is popular on the Internet, how is his evaluation, and so on...

"Huh!?" Dongfang Bai's neck was suddenly held by two slender and tender arms, and his long black and beautiful hair fell on his shoulders, with a touch of moisture, as if it had not been completely dried.

"Sister Shiyu? Can you tell me what you are doing?"

The corner of Dongfang Bai's mouth twitched and asked, the other party's face was on her shoulders, and the aroma of shampoo came from her blue silk, and Dongfang Bai's old face couldn't help but turn a little red.

"Ala, I just want to hug my lovely junior~ Woohoo!?" The mature Kasumi Hill Shiyu suddenly let out a girlish cry, and she was pulled away from Dongfangbai by the girl with long golden hair behind her.

"Xiazhiqiu Shiyu, what are you trying to do when you come out dressed like this?!" Sawamura Eili gritted her teeth fiercely, her ponytails were scattered over her body, maybe she had just taken a shower, her Cheeks were flushed.

"puff……"

At this time, Dongfang Bai realized that Shiyu of Xiazhiqiu had put on a bath towel and came out. Fortunately, Ying Lili was pulled away immediately, or else something would have happened just now.

"Ara, I don't think there's any problem." Kasumigaoka Shiyu chuckled lightly, her wine red eyes looking towards Sawamura Eiri's chest, and then she couldn't help sneering.

"Bastard! What do you mean by this laughter!? It's amazing to be older?!" Ying Lili felt that this was a matter of personal dignity, so she fought with Shiyu of Kasumigaoka, and the two girls treated them like no one else. of arguing and arguing.