My Second Dimension Can’t Be So Salty

A young girl sneaked up to the first floor, then crept to the door, turned her body slowly, put her ear against Dongfangbai's door, listened to the movement inside, and felt the sound of Dongfangbai's gentle breathing. Just smiled.

Chapter 12 Attack of the Yamada Fairy 【For automatic subscription】

Dongfang Bai's consciousness gradually dissipated, and he fell asleep. He suddenly saw a blonde girl in front of him, smiling, holding a large lace-trimmed parasol in her hand, and wearing a purple and white Western-style dress.

"Fuck it's Zi...sister."

It was so dangerous, so dangerous, that he almost called out the name that was absolutely impossible to say, and Dongfang Bai wiped the non-existent sweat from his forehead.

When he fell asleep, it was difficult to realize that he was in a dream, but at this moment Dongfang Bai realized that he suddenly saw that woman, how could it be in reality, and the other party was walking towards him step by step, and he also began to retreat. .

No, since this is a dream, why should he be afraid? !

Dongfang Bai, who noticed this problem, was stunned, yes, since this is a dream, what if he called Zi Ma? ! Could that woman still be able to rub herself on the ground in her dream?

"Hey! The 1,200-year-old old lady Zi!"

Dongfang Bai showed a mocking smile, and shouted at the golden long-haired sister not far away. Anyway, he was dreaming. Even if he shouted like that, he couldn't really be beaten to the ground, right?

This sound seemed to have extremely strong lethality, and the woman in the distance trembled, and then instantly appeared in front of him with a black face.

At this moment, Dongfang Bai suddenly opened his eyes in reality, and was so frightened that he suddenly sat up. His action can be described as the phrase "sit up in shock in a dying dream".

boom!

Then Dongfang Bai's head suddenly hit something, and the hard thing made him sleepless, only to hear a girl's pained cry: "It hurts...! Why is your guy's head so hard!"

This painful cry made Dongfang Bai's consciousness instantly clear, how did this person enter his room, he should have locked it, right? ?

"Who?"

Just as Dongfang Bai was about to reach out to turn on the light, his arm was grabbed. With the help of the moonlight, he could finally see the other's face clearly. The girl had blue eyes as beautiful as the stars and long golden hair in the dim room. clearly visible.

The corner of Dongfang Bai's mouth twitched, and after a closer look, the Yamada Fairy actually got into his quilt. No wonder why he dreamed of Yakumo Zi with long golden hair in the first place, it was all because of you.

"Goblin... woo?"

He just opened his mouth, and immediately the girl stretched out her palm to cover her mouth. She put her other hand next to her mouth and raised a 'one-line' shape, as if she wanted Dongfang Bai not to speak.

"Shh! Be quiet, what if you get caught?"

The Yamada Fairy's voice was very subtle, and it seemed that she didn't want to be heard by the people upstairs, but it would definitely not be a good thing for her to run downstairs at night. Dongfang Bai couldn't help rolling his eyes. .

He threw Kasugaoka Shiyu and Sawamura Eiri from the room only a few dozen minutes ago, and then made sure that the door was locked. Why was the Yamada Fairy able to come in?

"How did you get in?" Dongfang Bai lowered his voice and asked, while the blond girl just straightened her thin chest with a proud expression on her face.

"Hmph~ How long do you think I've been preparing? I copied the model of your room key as early as last year, and after several experiments, I finally got an identical key."

Speaking of which, the Yamada Fairy also took out a silver key with a red coil from the side. Dongfangbai's door can only be opened with a specific key. Generally speaking, a shoddy key is useless at all.

And the key that the Yamada Fairy copied, I am afraid it took a lot of work.

"So what are you planning to do...?" Dongfang Bai smiled helplessly, this girlfriend of his can really give him some (aeei) new tricks every day.

"Then why don't you ask? Night raid ah night raid~"

The Yamada Fairy looked at Dongfangbai with a natural expression for a year, as if she was looking at an idiot. Her expression made Dongfangbai's mouth twitch. Who is the idiot?

Her voice was so subtle, but Dongfang Bai could hear it clearly.

"This is a rare cohabitation. As your girlfriend, how can you not do anything at all? Huhuhuhu~ Do you know how much energy and tactics I spent to open this door?!"

When the Yamada Fairy remembered that she had spent more than ten minutes fiddling with the lock outside the door, she showed an uncomfortable expression on her face. Even though her key had basically been copied to such a perfect level, it still took a long time to open the door. .

And when opening the door, you have to be careful, so as not to make a sound and wake up Dongfang Bai inside.

"You should hurry back to your room, I remember that you should have slept with Sagiri, right?" Dongfang Bai didn't think anything was wrong, and he and the Yamada Fairy for so long were not in vain as a couple.

It is impossible for the other party to be panicked just because of a night attack, on the contrary, he is simply calm.

"I specifically found the time Sagiri-chan fell asleep and sneaked out. Several girls who like you are upstairs, but I sneaked here. I don't think there is a kind of NTR feeling. ?"

"Are you a tauren warrior?"

Dongfang Bai rolled his eyes and complained. He never thought that the Yamada Fairy was so powerful that he could open his own door by copying a key.

"Okay, you should go back quickly."

Dongfang Bai kept his composure for so long, and his face blushed a little. After all, he was still a high school student, and the Yamada Fairy was next to him. Of course, he would be shy after a long time.

"I~ just~ no~ go back~ go~"

The Yamada Fairy was like a willful and coquettish little girl, she rejected Dongfang Bai's words without hesitation, and then she rustled for a while, and then took out something and put it in Dongfang Bai's hand.

"Bai, this is for you."

"What is this...?"

Dongfang Bai was stunned for a moment, this thing felt so light, this guy was doing some novel manipulations again, and then he took a closer look at the whole person.

Isn't this a dress?

"Hehe~ So I will never go back. If you have the ability, you can throw me out now?!"

The Yamada Fairy raised her small head and looked at him with an arrogant expression. This expression was full of mockery.

[PS: What about the title of my eleventh chapter? ? ? ].

Chapter 13 The Holy Clothes of the Fairy【For automatic subscription】

"…you."

Dongfang Bai was really dumbfounded at this time. He did not expect the Yamada Fairy to come out like this. If it is true that he is in this situation, there is really nothing he can do.

How could this really drive her out like this? Her trick is too extreme.

"How about it, do you still~ are you going to kick me out?"

The Yamada Fairy showed a proud expression, but she was sure that Dongfang Bai would not be able to drive her out because of this, because if she were to be driven out now, something terrible would happen.

Based on what Dongfang Bai knew about her, she would definitely play a prank, running up to the second floor crying, and complaining to Omi and Sagiri with clothes in hand.

This guy is a little devil in the skin of a beautiful girl!

At this moment, Dongfang Bai's brain has completely shut down. The Yamada Goblin is worthy of being a writer of light novels for beautiful girls. The thoughts in that little head are much stronger than those of Kasumigaoka Shiyu and Sawamura Eiri. .

Although Ying Lili is also a book writer, even if she thinks of an idea similar to the Yamada Fairy, she never dares to actually do it, but the girl in front of Dongfang Bai dares.

This is the difference between the 'arrogant' and the 'jiao' between the two arrogants. The 'arrogance' of the Yamada Fairy is obviously less than that of Eri, so she dares to do things that Eri does not dare to lower her face to do. .

That's why the Yamada goblin can fall from the sky, but the Eri pear can't.

"I finally know why the light novel you wrote looks like that..." Dongfang Bai's heartbeat became faster and faster, no matter what, he couldn't control it, even with such a powerful kung fu, he could control it. Stop the heartbeat.

"Huhuhuhu~ I named this state 'Sacred Cloth of the Fairy'! When wearing this equipment, Dialogue's special attack attribute is increased by 1000%! One critical hit can give you seconds It's gone!"

That's right, what she said was very correct. In this case, he was 1000% attacked by special attack. As long as the Yamada Fairy slashed at random, he would be instantly killed.

Moreover, the current state of the goblin is not as simple as a simple special attack. There is also a combo and chopping at the same time, so of course he can't bear it.

The so-called Bajiquan plus Taijiquan martial arts master turned out to be so weak...

Dongfang Bai laughed at himself in his heart, and then simply chose to close his eyes and do not move, his mind was blurred, it seems that the Yamada Fairy also thought of his state of wanting to get through, so he launched the next wave of attacks without hesitation. , and successfully crit.

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At six o'clock in the morning, Dongfang Bai stretched his waist and slowly sat up. Then he looked at the sleeping Yamada Goblin next to him and chuckled helplessly. He stretched out his hand to straighten her long blond hair that was a little messy, and then got up. Come to the living room.

Immediately after that, he started to set off. First, he picked up a pot, put an appropriate amount of brown sugar into it, and prepared it carefully. He started to work early in the morning, but his spirit was exceptionally good.

In short, the relationship between the goblin and him can be regarded as a complete understanding of each other. Apart from not knowing that they are transmigrators, the two of them have a chance to know each other completely.

Everyone was still sleeping at this time. Because they were tired from work last night, it was difficult for them to get up at this time, especially the Yamada Fairy, who had to sleep for at least a few hours.

"Um... it's almost there."

Dongfang Bai picked up the spoon and took a sip of the brewed brown sugar soup, nodded slightly, and immediately brought it into his room. The blond girl was still sleeping, and he still did not wake up at all while pinching her cheek. reaction.

It's too dead to sleep, isn't it?

The sleeping-faced leprechaun no longer had the arrogant and arrogant childlike appearance before, with a slightly small mouth, a cute and peaceful happy smile, and a hint of laziness slowly flowing down from the corner of the mouth, which is really very endearing.

Dongfang Bai chuckled, and a sense of mischief came to his mind. Although he didn't want to disturb her sleep now, it would be better to eat something quickly. He stretched out his hand again and pinched the goblin's little nose, and he could see it in a while. Her face turned red.

"Wow?! What are you doing, Shiro?" Finally, the Yamada Fairy who couldn't hold back suddenly opened her blue eyes, her face flushed red, and after Dongfang Bai let go, she began to take a big mouthful of fresh air.

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"Are you trying to kill someone?!" The Yamada Fairy was startled when she saw Dongfang Bai next to her, and said with a smile, even Dongfang Bai could hear the teasing in her tone.

"Do you still kill people? Go to sleep after drinking this." Dongfang Bai sat next to her, holding a delicate bowl in his hand. His movements and tone could not help revealing tenderness. The Yamada Fairy seemed to understand what was blushing and nodded. .

"Hey, I'm so tired and don't want to move, feed me for nothing~"

The Yamada Fairy showed her white teeth and smiled. No matter how she looked at Dongfang Bai, she thought she was really cute. He wouldn't be a good person in a lifetime to meet her again, would he?

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"Okay." Dongfang Bai chuckled lightly, scooped up a spoon with a spoon, and blew it enough to eat before feeding it to the Yamada Fairy, who showed a happy smile on his face.

Dongfang Bai fed little by little, and when the other party had finished drinking, he breathed a sigh of relief.

"You go to sleep for a while." Dongfang Bai showed a gentle smile and let the Yamada goblin continue to sleep, while he closed the door gently, and then he reacted when he sat on the sofa.

not good…! Light is immersed in happiness, how to explain it later.

Dongfang Bai's forehead began to sweat finely. You must know that the Yamada Goblin originally slept in Sagiri's room upstairs. If Sagiri didn't understand the goblin's figure together, wouldn't it happen all at once?

And the most outrageous thing is that now Kasumigaoka Shiyu and Sawamura Eiri are both in their own homes. It's really hard to explain...

"Forget it, let's go with the flow."

Dongfang Bai thought about it and seemed to be unable to explain it, so he simply stopped thinking about it. The Yamada Fairy was his girlfriend who confirmed their relationship with each other, so what was there to explain, and even if they guessed something, they would pretend not to know.

It just happened to be Sunday, and he planned not to go out all day today, so he would just take care of the goblin at home.

[PS: The review is so handsome] for a long time.

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Chapter 14 Don't Be a Magical Girl? 【Seeking automatic subscription】

"Ahhh~" The Yamada Fairy sat next to Dongfang Bai, squinting her eyes and opening her small mouth to eat the breakfast that the other party fed her. The expression was a happy one, and the three people on the opposite side were completely dumbfounded.

what's going on?

Why haven't I seen these two people overnight, it seems that they have changed from being old couples to lovers in love. What happened? Shiyu Kasumigaoka and Eiri Sawamura looked at each other and were a little confused.

At this time, He Quan Shawu was still playing chess with Duke Zhou in his dreamland upstairs, so everyone had no idea what was going on, and could only watch Dongfang Bai feed each other Play with a gentle face.

"elder brother…"

Tsushima blinked slightly, her instinct as a girl told her that things were not that simple, but she couldn't think of the specific reason "eight-five-three" for a while, how could the feelings suddenly become better than before.

"Cough cough..." The Yamada Fairy choked on her food too quickly, and Dongfang Bai immediately reached out and patted her back, feeling that this guy was not his girlfriend, but more like he raised a daughter...

"Eat slowly, and no one will rob you."

Doting smile! !

The three girls looked at each other, and that Dongfang Bai could actually show such a smile, which was an extremely rare expression. Tsushima vaguely remembered that the last time he saw Dongfang Bai showing such a smile was because Kang Na came to the house.

"Something's wrong, what happened?!"

Sawamura Yingli looked at the intimate interaction between the two and it was a bit of a taste, but the two were in a relationship as a couple. Even if she was jealous, she couldn't seem to find any reason to say it.

"No no~"

The Yamada Fairy waved her hand with a nonchalant expression on her face. Suddenly her face turned pale, her slender eyebrows furrowed fiercely, and Dongfang Bai immediately knew that this idiot was too proud and accidentally touched a sore spot.

"Sit down and don't move."

Dongfang Bai glanced at her helplessly. What he said made Shiyu Xiazhiqiu suspicious. It was normal for Tuma Mai and Ying Lili to not see it, but Shiyu Xiazhiqiu was different.