My Second Dimension Can’t Be So Salty

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I saw that Tirami's cat face was slapped against the big tree next to him, and the pitiful one could only beg for mercy, and the Qiandou Isuzu behind him clapped the dust that didn't exist on his hands, as if he had touched something dirty. Same.

"Five... Five Five Isuzu, why are you dragon here?" Macaron's voice trembled slightly, and the three of them discussed the matter behind Dongfang Bai before she could hear it.

You must know that Isuzu is very fierce. Tirami, which was just slapped on a tree and could not be buckled, is the best proof.

"I came back early after the end of the matter. It's working time, what are you doing here?" Qiandou Isuzu glanced at the three mascots in front of him, and the questioning tone made the three of them tremble.

What a scary aura, since Dongfang Bai handed her the managerial position, she has become more and more aura, and she has got the true biography of Dongfang Bai. …

The tone and expression of Qiandou Isuzu's questioning are very scary. If the three of them don't give a satisfactory answer, Mofflu has no doubt that he will definitely be pushed into the ground by Qiandou Isuzu just like Tirami just now. .

"We just saw the little boy... No, we saw Dongfang and a girl walking into the haunted house Mofu." Mofulu almost didn't change his words, and immediately told everything the three saw.

"Dongfang has come to Gancheng...? Or with a girl?" Qiandou Isuzu raised his brows slightly when he got the news. Isn't this a date, and he even chose to have a date in Gancheng.

"Isuzu~" A familiar and pleasant voice suddenly came from behind, Qiandou Isuzu turned around and saw the blonde princess in home clothes standing behind him.

"His Royal Highness Latifa, why did you escape without permission... It's very dangerous."

Qiandou Isuzu was taken aback for a moment, she seemed to think that this was the past, Latifa's body was already quite healthy, and even if she didn't stay in the castle, there would be no problem at all.

"Oh, Latifa!" Mofflu showed a surprised look, and he was also very relieved to see that the girl's body, which he had watched grow up, had finally recovered to the point where he could run around everywhere.

These are indeed all thanks to the Dongfang Bai who brought the angel over to get rid of the curse. Although he really hated him, Movlu had to count him as the person who wanted to say he was most grateful.

"Let's not talk about this Isuzu, have you seen Mr. Bai? I just saw him go this way." Latifa looked around anxiously, but did not see Dongfang Bai's figure.

"He... just entered the haunted house." After tangled for a while, Qiandou Isuzu finally told the information she knew. She didn't know whether it would be good to say that the other party still went in with the girl.

Will Princess Latifa be saddened by this?

"Sure enough~"

La Tifa smiled and said to several people: "Let's give Mr. Bai a surprise together, there just happens to be a haunted house...".

Chapter 45 Scary and frightened 【For automatic subscription】

"But this..." Qiandou Isuzu was a little melancholy. Even if this was Princess Latifa's request, she couldn't just scare Dongfangbai. Besides, the other three mascots still had to work, right?

With this thought in mind, Qiandou Isuzu looked at the three mascots beside her, and saw that Tirami, who had just been pressed against the tree by her blow, was covered in bark scum, and said excitedly, "Okay. Ah Mi! Let's scare that **** together, I was very proficient in ghosts and the like in high school!"

"Count me in as a dragon, I just need to dress up a little and I can scare the children from crying out loud, dragon!" Even Macaron raised his hand.

"Then Moff is decided, act immediately!!" Mofflu pressed the green hat on his head, and excitedly ran to the haunted house with the other two mascots. They will replace the staff who play ghosts. .

It seems that they all really want to see Dongfang Bai's embarrassing side. He is usually so strict. If they can see him being scared and screaming, the three of Mofflu will also feel a bad breath. You can make fun of him.

"..."

Qiandou Isuzu's mouth twitched, she resisted the urge to take out a one-meter-long musket from the bottom of her skirt and shoot the three idiots away, but thinking that this was what Princess Latifa requested, she could only accept it .

After all, she was the princess' immediate bodyguard, and Latifa was the mainstay of everything.

"I understand."

...

"Senior, it's so dark here."

"This is a haunted house, of course it has to be dark enough to have that kind of atmosphere." Dongfang Bai looked around curiously. To be honest, the haunted house he built after he left was the first time he came in, so he didn't know what was in it. do not know.

For a while, he actually felt that he was still looking forward to it. It was a fairy's amusement park haunted house. He didn't know what would be in it. He usually likes such ghostly things.

"Senior, if you're afraid, please don't be polite, hold me tight!" Kerr Nayuda exhaled, and then opened his hands, as if to embrace Dongfang Bai who was much taller than himself.

However, this kind of posture is more like a sister who is coquettishly begging for a hug for her brother.

"I don't mind holding you if you're afraid." Dongfang Bai laughed and teased each other. After the two entered the haunted house, they didn't seem to see other guests, so the atmosphere began to rise.

There were very few things that could be seen in the dark room, only a few dim red lights shone in front, and they would flicker from time to time, which really created a terrifying atmosphere.

However, it was different for Dongfang Bai and Keer Nayuta, who wanted to take a photo with the staff who pretended to be ghosts.

"Wow! Senior and senior, look at it, it's a skull!" Kerr Nayuta's eyes lit up, she casually held a white skull in her hand and showed it to Dongfang Bai, making a strange noise.

"It's... plastic, isn't it quite realistic?" Dongfang Bai couldn't help but stretched out his hand and poked at the skull. Although it was very similar, he could feel that the touch on his hand was not right.

"There are also some broken hands and feet hanging on it. They should be silicone...?"

But would ordinary people still touch it? Only Dongfang Bai and Keer Nayuta have such a strange interest.

hee hee hee~

There was a playful sound of a girl in the haunted house, but this kind of laughter was a little weird, making people feel chills down the back, I am afraid it was the sound that the staff deliberately released to scare the guests.

"Senior, look at it! It's a moving picture, my eyes moved just now!"

"Hahaha~ Senior, look at why that tongue is so long, it's too funny."

"Wow, what is this hahahaha..."

Kerr Nayuta's laughter came from up and down the haunted house. She was happier than going on a roller coaster, because all kinds of strange "ghosts" in the haunted house really made her feel very interesting.

Neither Dongfang Bai nor she felt any sense of fear.

clap clap clap...

Suddenly, the two heard footsteps approaching, and looked back almost at the same time, only to see a woman in white with blood all over her face and white eyes walking slowly from behind, looking at the two of them. .

Then he gave them a weird smile.

Originally thought that this would scare the other party, but what the staff did not expect was that the girl with long silver and white hair, not only was not frightened, but gave her a thumbs up with a smile.

Ghost: ? ? ?

There is something wrong with this person's brain, and it's not just her. The black-haired and black-eyed man next to her glanced up and down at her, and his eyes seemed to be trying to dissect him alive. It was really scary.

When the female ghost saw Dongfang Bai's eyes suddenly became hot, she coughed and slowly backed away. What happened to the ghost who went to scare people and was scared away instead?

The staff in the monitoring room have long been fooled. It stands to reason that these horror elements and the female ghosts who approach from behind to scare people are still quite 887. It has been tried and tested before, and ordinary guests will come in. frightened.

Especially when one or two people walk together, they will even scream in fear... But what is going on with these two people, why are they laughing and playing with them instead?

"This kid has a set, Ah Long." Macaron stood behind the monitor with his arms on his chest and watched the situation inside the device. Dongfang Bai's unperturbed behavior really made him stunned.

Whether it was the konjac tongue that suddenly came close to the face or the **** face of a human head, both of them seemed to have no idea what fear was.

"Maybe it's because there's a girl next to me. Boys want face, I know Mofu." Mofulu nodded, with an expression of 'I have a story', but no one paid attention to his story.

"Okay, then let Tirami scare them!" The pink cat Tirami seemed eager to try, this was an opportunity to embarrass Dongfang Bai, and he must not let it go.

"Come on, you're still scaring people like this, you're a mascot." Macaron had a funny face, and none of the three mascots were suitable for dispatch. It seemed that he had to ask the staff.

[PS: 41 just came out and 42 went in, I can't stand it anymore...].

Chapter 46 Do you want to scare back? 【Seeking automatic subscription】

"..." Qiandou Isuzu stood aside and sighed softly, staring blankly at Dongfang Bai who was on the monitor, and the girl with long silver-white hair who looked quite intimate beside him.

Why does this guy feel that every time he comes to Gancheng, the girl next to him is different...

"Sure enough, I still have to come up with something scary..." Mofflu touched his green hat and began to think about how to scare Dongfang Bai, but it is still difficult to do under normal circumstances.

Dongfang Bai is really too calm, and if he wants to be frightened, he must get something exciting.

"Ah, it's so troublesome, let's go out in person!" Macaron scratched his white wool irritably, and ran to the locker room without saying a word. After a few minutes, he was dressed in metallic clothes, his face covered with Bloodstains and horrible makeup.

In just a few minutes, the mascot of this Gancheng Guanghui Amusement Park has become a ghost that can make children cry.

"Moffmov, not bad." Mofflu's eyes lit up slightly when he saw the macaron dressed up. This scary level is really good. Didn't he see that Latifa's face changed a little?

"It's really scary..." Latifa looked at the dressed macarons timidly, but she was still a little timid.

"Okay, let's do makeup together, too, we must scare the **** out of this **** hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, let's go do some makeup together. The fitting room.

Such a cute mascot face has such an expression, and this sense of contrast is weird and terrifying.

"Latifa? Are you planning to put on makeup too?" Qiandou Isuzu couldn't help but ask when she saw the expression of interest from the little princess Latifah, and got a positive expression from Latifah.

"Well, I want to try it too, isn't Isuzu here~"? "Latifa looks at Qiandou Isuzu, if Isuzu is also dressed as a monster, it would be interesting.

All these novel attempts made the little princess very happy. Seeing her happy expression, Qiandou Isuzu couldn't help but refuse her for a while...

"I, let me try."

...

"Senior, it seems that no one has come to scare us since the staff member left just now." Keer Nayuta walked beside Dongfang Bai. This haunted house is still very big. ten minutes.

Surrounded by flickering and flickering eerie red lights and painted walls, some scary things could be found on the ground, walls and ceiling from time to time, Dongfang Bai pulled a tongue sticking to his face away.

"However, the production here is quite good. If ordinary people come in, they should have a good experience, um." Dongfang Bai nodded slightly, and he unknowingly assumed the identity of the general manager of Gancheng Guanghui Amusement Park. Think about the value of this haunted house.

"It's really interesting, senpai! Look ahead!" Kerr Nayuta suddenly pointed to a table ahead. There were various things for sacrifice on it, and there were drawers under the table. She couldn't help but open it.

"Nayuta, don't rummage around." Dongfang Bai walked over quickly, and saw that Kerr Nayuta took out a lot of things from the drawer, which seemed to be accessories used by haunted houses to scare people.

"It seems that there is still blood plasma." Ke'er Nayuduo looked at the various things in her hands, her little face was full of excitement, and Dongfang Bai could tell at a glance that she was probably trying to do something.

"There will definitely be staff coming to scare us later, how about we scare us back?"

"Hey, it seems good."

The idea of ​​Kernayuta just hit Dongfang Bai's wicked personality, it would be interesting to scare away the scary ghosts that came over later.

"Senior, do you know how to use it, I've never used this kind of stuff before?" Kerr Nayuta raised her eyebrows slightly and looked at the various tools in her hands in confusion. So I don't know how to use it at all.

"Why don't you girls know how to wear makeup...?"

Dongfang Bai looked at Kerr Nayuta in front of her with astonishment. She didn't even know these tools. Like the goblins at home, she couldn't make up at all.

Well, most of the girls I know, no, it should be said that most of them don't know how to wear makeup.

But even if they don't wear makeup, their appearance is still very high. Like Kerr Nayuta, the light blue eyes of the plain makeup are more beautiful than those with makeup, so it's completely fine without makeup.

"'~ Don't move, I'll do it for you." Dongfang Bai raised the corner of his mouth, picked up the tool and started to 'operate' on Ke'er's face. It's just a bit scary, but he's quite good at it.

Moments later... tiger...

The mascots of Gancheng Guanghui Amusement Park, who had already put on makeup, finally decided to enter the haunted house through the back door to scare Dongfangbai and the two. Tirami's face was very funny, and he felt that he couldn't scare anyone at all.

The macarons are a little better, a bit like the mutant zombies in the movie. The other Qiandou Isuzu and Latifa are even more wrong. Isuzu is wearing a white mourning uniform with a little makeup on his face.

And Latifa's black dress with cat ears and cat tail doesn't look scary no matter how you look at it. It is said that this dress was chosen for her by Mofflu, and it doesn't feel scary at all, only cute .

"...This (Qian Qianzhao) clothes are in the way." Qiandou Isuzu tore her kimono-like clothes. She would never wear such troublesome clothes at all. As a soldier, she likes to wear clothes that are convenient for movement. .

"Uncle, can I be scary?" Little Princess Latifa's long golden hair was dressed in a cute Halloween-like dress. Not only would she not scare people, but it would make people feel cute when she wore this dress. died directly.

Wearing a black cat ear headdress, a Halloween-style pumpkin skirt, and small boots, a cat tail swayed gently with her movements.

"Well, it's perfect for Olatifa!"

Mofflu didn't care about what was scary or not. He gave Latifa a thumbs up without saying a word. Latifa is too cute. If she and Dongfang Bai are together, it will definitely be cheap, that bastard. .

Chapter 47 Just find a place to squat [For automatic subscription]

"Will Mr. Bai be frightened by this..." Latifa's eyes were cracked with laughter. She hadn't seen Dongfang Bai for a long time, and she was still looking forward to using this interesting method to frighten her. frightened him.

But if she really just ran over to scare people like this, she would probably make Dongfang Bai say "so cute" directly.

"Sah, let's get started, let's do this first, then that and that..." Moffru, wearing the green hat he would wear anywhere, said to the other two mascots in front of him.

"I understand Mihahahaha!! Die, kid!!"

"Kill your dragon!!"

Macaron and Tirami showed ferocious acting expressions, like madmen walking on a knife's edge, and walked into the haunted house from the 'staff channel'. Oriental White.

After that, Mofflu will control the doll to do the last lore. As for Latifa and Qiandou Isuzu, they just put on clothes and look at them. In fact, they were not included in Moffru's plan at all. middle.

"What should we do...?"

Latifa looked at the monitor curiously. The macarons and Tirami, who were dressed in extremely hideous clothes, were already running around in the haunted house in two directions, but 887 was what the two of them were going to do. Say.