My Second Dimension Can’t Be So Salty

"It's true or not, let me see your eyes." Dongfang Bai said, reaching out and grabbing the black cat's shoulder, lowered his head and leaned over to stare at her, because he made a sound of unknown meaning when he approached the black cat. strange sound.

"I said I didn't stay up late..." Wugeng Liuli's voice was very subtle, like a mosquito, and he tried to turn his head several times, but he was stopped in time.

"Well, the eyes are very beautiful, and there are no dark circles. It seems that (Nuo Nuo Hao) did not stay up all night." Dongfang Bai nodded with satisfaction, and then slowly let go of the other party, and Wugeng Liuli squatted directly. Come down, your face is so hot that you can fry an egg.

"Ugh..." The girl looked dissatisfied, and quickly covered her cheek with her sleeve. Just because she was too close, and the other party kept looking at her with eyes, she felt that her heart was about to burst.

"Are you okay shop?"

"It's okay! Senior, let's go quickly, why don't you go to the bookstore to see how your new work is on sale!" Wugeng Liuli grabbed Dongfang Bai's hand and walked forward in order to hide her embarrassment. go.

Although she covered herself with her long hair, she didn't want Dongfang Bai to see her blushing cheeks, but her height was unobstructed in Dongfang Bai's eyes, how could she hide her blushing.

[ps: This is not neat! ].

Chapter 97 That old thief of Eight Clouds is here too? 【Seeking automatic subscription】

There was a bookstore somewhere in Chiba, and the entrance was crowded with people. This time was supposed to be a rest time, but the entrance was surrounded by water, and the queues like a long dragon lined up in a row.

"What an exaggerated number of people..." Wugeng Liuli couldn't help but sigh, although the clothes she was wearing 'Falled Sacred Cat' looked a bit eye-catching, but compared to her boyfriend Sang on the side So conspicuous.

Dongfang Bai is the one who stands out the most. He was originally very good-looking, and after being dressed up by Xiaobu, he stood out even more in the crowd. Press on your face.

Huh, block it a little bit, so there should be no problem.

Although he only shows half of his face now, it is much better than before. Before the fully exposed appearance was seen by the caring people, it only took a glance to recognize that he was Yakumobai.

Thanks to Wugeng Liuli for not posting her true appearance on Twitter, otherwise others would be able to guess who she is beside her just by seeing the unique dress of the black cat.

"Well, there are quite a lot of 993 people. It seems that I don't need to worry about everyone's sales." Dongfang Bai glanced at the inside of the Takasago Bookstore, holding a sign in his hand, while shouting at the team behind Takasago Zhihuiman He was sweating profusely and looked quite busy.

There is no way, early in the morning, I have to put all the books and periodicals delivered last night, and put the stock at the most important counter, plus those readers who are trying to grab the first batch of readers in the front row. Line up.

"Everyone, be orderly! Don't push! The stock is still very sufficient! Don't worry!"

When Takasago Chihui said this sentence, she was still a little unconfident. Although the books sent by Dengeki Bunko were in stock, if they were sold, they might not be able to be bought by everyone.

Looking at the number of people, if one person buys one copy, there is no problem. I am afraid that those "missionary, collection, viewing" will buy three copies, or even buy five copies of the ultimate death house.

"Hey, although I came very early, I still didn't expect the queue to be so long, but if I come ten minutes late, I have to squeeze more than ten (aeei) back..."

"You're still early? Look at the ones in front. They were here last night."

"Ah, I know, those are the reviewers. In order to watch the light novels and make reviews for the first time, they have already lined up early."

Everyone in the team was bored waiting for the release time, and those who knew each other began to chat with each other, and the speed of the friendship between the dead house was unimaginable.

Even if they are completely unfamiliar strangers one second, they may like a certain work or a certain character at the same time and establish a friendly friendship and chat enthusiastically in the next second.

It's spring now, and it's not that hot. If it's summer, the readers who line up here will suffer.

"There are really a lot of people, maybe you can meet people you know... people." The corner of Dongfang Bai's mouth twitched. At this moment, he felt that he was really a crow's mouth.

The one wearing a brown round hat, heavy black-rimmed glasses on his small face, and long blond hair tucked into the hat as a cover, was wearing a thick coat in this weather, how could this sneaky girl be? Who.

"It's Inri Pear."

"Well, it's Inri Pear."

Dongfang Bai and Wugeng Liuli said in unison, Dongfang Bai tentatively shouted in the distance, "Yingli Li!"

This shout was quite penetrating, and Yingri, who was standing in line, was still motionless, but suddenly her body trembled when she was frightened by the sound, and then her body froze, not daring to move at all.

"I don't seem to hear it." Wugeng Liuli said.

"No, I definitely heard it." Dongfang Bai narrowed his eyes. He must have heard the reaction just now, but because she didn't want to reveal her identity, she planned to pretend she didn't hear it.

Then next...

"Cough, eh? That seems to be Teacher Yakumo!" Dongfang Bai pointed in a random direction, and many readers who were queuing after hearing this sentence lit up, their eyes seemed to be emitting a terrifying green light.

"Where?! Where is the old thief Yakumo?"

"That **** came to this bookstore? Probably not."

"Maybe, today is the release date of "Magical Girl Illya", what if he really comes?"

A large group of readers began to look around looking for the trace of 'Yayunbai', and Dongfangbai not only quickly put on the mask more firmly, but also adjusted his hairstyle, and walked to the side of Yingli Li in a hurry. .

The so-called most dangerous place is the safest place, these readers never imagined that the old thief Yakumo was in the team.

"Sure enough, it's Ying Lili." Dongfang Bai took a closer look, just because he called out 'Yakumo-sensei', Ying Lili turned his face to the side in a conditioned reflex and looked here, and saw the face At that moment he confirmed it.

It was indeed Eri Kashiwagi.

"Shiro? Huh, I thought who called me just now, scared me to death..." Sawamura Eiri sighed in relief. She fiddled with her hat and adjusted her hair that was a little messy because of panic.

"I just felt a little familiar just now. It really is you, why are you queuing here?" Wugeng Liuli also walked slowly from not far away, and the corner of Yingli Li's mouth twitched when she saw the black cat.

"You hateful stealing cat, you even @me on Twitter!!" Sawamura Eri almost couldn't control her volume, and her performance was exactly the same as Dongfang Bai predicted.

"Ara, is this the case?"

"Stop pretending to be me! You even attached the page with the 'autograph'!" Ying Li Li was quite upset, and whispered with a warm and angry expression.

The reason why Dongfangbai didn't respond when she called her just now was also because she felt that she might be recognized by acquaintances in the school. As the ace painter of the art club, after being found dressed up, she sneaked into the light novel bookstore. door...

Her character in the school is a clear eldest lady. If her acquaintances know that she is actually a dead house, she will definitely go crazy with discomfort. Fortunately, the person who called her was Dongfang Bai, which made her relieved.

Chapter 98 Obviously it was me first [For automatic subscription]

"Why am I queuing up here? Hey... I just happened to pass by, um, just passed by, and saw that there is a new book on sale here, so I plan to buy a copy by the way, um!"

Eri Sawamura nodded solemnly, but anyone with a discerning eye could see that her words were pure nonsense, because a person who happened to pass by would not be able to deliberately line up such a long line just to buy two light books. novel, right?

The readers who come here to buy light novels are Yakumobai readers. Basically, there are no passers-by, because when passers-by see this exaggerated long queue, they have already given up the idea of ​​queuing.

"Yingli Li, I remember that I asked Sister Changpu to send you an autographed copy?" Dongfang Bai glanced at her outfit, and the corner of his mouth twitched. He wouldn't dress up like this if he passed by occasionally.

"Cough cough, ah? Is there such a thing? Well... Anyway, I've come here anyway. I've been in line for so long, so let's just buy two more copies. Thank you for helping you increase the sales of your new work."

Eri Sawamura pressed the brown round hat on her head, and the thick black-rimmed glasses made her eyes invisible because of the reflective perspective.

"Is that so?" Wugeng Liuli chuckled lightly, but didn't say much.

[Huh, fortunately I didn't see anything unusual...]

Ying Lili breathed a sigh of relief in her heart. At that time, when Dongfang Bai specially sent her the author's signed limited edition of "Magic Girl Illya" to her, she endured the excitement of shouting for half an hour. Mood, I rushed all the way from the company back to my room to release myself.

She rolled on her big bed with the limited edition book for ten minutes before she gradually recovered, because she was worried that the limited edition would be accidentally damaged. Until the end, Eiri didn't open the package, but put it away carefully. Into - in your own collection.

But in my heart, I was extremely eager to know the latest work of Mr. Yakumo Bai, the story of fate. It was really unbearable, so I ran to the 'Takasago Bookstore' closest to my home early in the morning to line up, planning to buy two copies and go back. - read it.

As a severely dead house, even if the author himself is her best childhood friend and can ask for an autograph at any time, this special feeling is different.

It's as if your favorite idol suddenly broke out one day that he lived next door all the time as a kid, and that's going to make the excitement level up.

"It's Shiro, why are you wearing such a strange mask..." Eri Sawamura wanted to complain about this for a long time. When Dongfang Bai came over, she was startled. Half of her face was wearing a strange mask, covering it. Lived his appearance.

"Stupid, not to mention all the people queuing around here know me, at least half of them know Yakumo Bai's true face, even if I don't remember very clearly, but as soon as I see it, I might remember it, I don't want to be surrounded by people. …”

"Ah, that's true." Ying Lili's head was full of black lines, and with the reputation of 'Eight Clouds White', as long as she said that she was here, she would definitely be surrounded by water.

However, although these fans are very fanatical, it is impossible for them to make any incidents of beating. After all, Azhai is very friendly. Although there is a 'heavy punch' on the Internet, threatening to kidnap Yakumobai to write a novel, but the reality is A group of cowards in China.

Just like the handshake and autograph meeting of Dongfangbai before, those die-hard fans who bought more than five copies every time, each one of them respected 'Yayun teacher', each one smiled like a flower on his face, in fact, all the Internet He is a good puncher.

"Are you two dating?"

"Well...that's right."

Eri Sawamura frowned and looked at the two people standing together. Although she didn't want to admit it, the black cat, the stinky cat, was one step ahead of her, and Eri gradually found herself falling behind.

It's me, it's me first, it's obviously me who came first... Whether it's acquaintance, kiss, hug, or fall in love with that guy...

"What's wrong? Ying Lili." Dongfang Bai watched the blond girl's delicate body trembling slightly, even her fingers clenched into fists, and her heart seemed to be greatly shaken.

"Hey the black stealing cat, take care of me, and I won't stand still!!" Sawamura Eili took a deep breath, and suddenly stretched out her index finger to declare war on Wugeng Liuli in front of her.

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"..." Although the black cat was a little helpless, she was obviously only the third one. Shouldn't this declaration of war be directed at the goblin or Hui who started the war first?

"Then I'll wait and see." Wugeng Liuli put a hand beside her cheek. Dongfang Bai never expected that this black cat, who was shy before even holding hands, was now able to hold his hand without changing his face.

"Humph!"

Ying Lili glanced at Dongfang Bai, then snorted at the black cat, and quickly walked into the store to buy light novels...

...

"What happened to the two of you just now?"

"No...nothing, but that, senior, the hand...was too tight." Wugeng Liuli's face was flushed. When she just held Dongfang Bai's hand, her attention was all on Ying Lili, so she didn't notice it.

......................

It wasn't until the two of them had walked several dozen meters away that she realized that there was nothing she could do to get rid of it. Dongfang Bai held her slender hand in the palm of her hand, making her both ashamed and happy.

"Sorry, it hurts?"

"This is not... huh, senior, where are we going next?"

"I have an idea for this. Remember the game city from before, didn't you say you wanted to play to your heart's content?" Dongfang Bai chuckled, and then pointed to a house not far away with all kinds of lights shining brightly. video game city.

"Okay." Wugeng Liuli's eyes lit up. Her golden and red eyes looked quite cute to Dongfang Bai. They held hands and walked towards the video game store one after the other.

In fact, the number of times the black cat came to this kind of place was quite small. Before, either the economic situation did not allow it, or because he needed to take care of two younger sisters, he did not have time to come to this kind of place to play.

On today's date, Dongfang Bai accompanied her, which made the girl quite happy, but she still looked plain on the surface.

"Huh?" The staff member guarding the door of the store looked at the couple who walked in through the door, dressed a bit strangely, and always felt as if he had seen such a combination somewhere.

Strange, where did I see it...for a long time.

Chapter 99 When a date is in progress 【For automatic subscription】

"Huh? Do you want to come and try it, Liuli." Dongfang Bai smiled as he passed by this King of Fighters machine. If I remember correctly, Black Cat also likes this game very much. He is a high-end player like Xiaobu.

"Ara, even the seniors may not be able to beat me in this game." Wugeng Liuli's eyes flashed with a gleam of fighting intent. Hearing this, Dongfang Bai was also a little unconvinced. The two stood separately without saying a word. In front of the opposing machine, hold the handle.

hum! ! This is the sound effect at the beginning of the game. The characters controlled by Dongfang Bai are connected together with a gorgeous combo without any omissions. There is no flaw in any moment, and every blow hits the character of the black cat.

pat ta ta ta ta... A joystick, four buttons, just these few things, Dongbai can rub out a sound of the dense "Nine Nine Three" episode, if you can't see the characters on his screen, Maybe they will think he is pressing.

"Great, this little brother."

A mustachioed man who often hangs out in the game hall looked surprised. He looked at Dongfang Bai's expressionless profile, and looked directly at the screen. Facing his praise, it was as if he didn't hear him at all, and he played the game wholeheartedly.

"Fuck the speed, cow..." The compliment from the bearded man seemed to have caught the attention of his companions. The two young men approached and looked at Dongfang Bai's exaggerated hand speed and precise combo moves. , and it's not much more conceited than a robot.

"No, the little girl across from you is exaggerating, she didn't lose in the face of such a terrifying offensive..." One of the young people pointed to Wugeng Liuli in front of her.

The girl with long straight black hair also has a cold face, her eyes are serious, and her wine-red pupils are full of fighting intent. The speed of controlling the joystick with her slender hands is no worse than that of Dongfang Bai, and she still has spare strength to intercept every hit. Do counterattack.

However, both of them are very strong, and none of them can hit each other, and they are blocked by the squatting defense. If the other side even reveals a flaw and is accidentally hit by any flat a, the outcome will be the outcome. Basically you can tell.

"These two are monsters."

The bearded man was breathing heavily. He was terrified when he looked at him. Just now, Dongfang Bai's set of aerial combos was logically impossible. The girl actually escaped.

Ka Ka Ka Ka ... The sound of the button pressing is very harsh, and before you know it, a few players couldn't help but come over and take a look, and then it was out of control.

"Lying trough this combo, lying trough there is such a combo!"

"Niubi, this can be blocked, can this be blocked?!"

"Fuck!"

The audience onlookers couldn't help but utter foul language. It was too exaggerated. Both sides were meticulous regardless of which side. The first second was Dongfang Bai's attack so fast that people couldn't lift their heads, and the next second was very likely to reverse. Attacked by Wugeng Liuli.

"One hundred and eighty seconds is up, who has the lower HP!?"

"Grass, if you take a closer look, there's basically no blood loss, it's all a little bloodskin that was blocked..."

With the last ten seconds left, Dongfang Bai's expression froze. He clearly felt that the black cat on the opposite side started to move faster, and was in an 'explosive' state. Even a professional player with his reaction speed was not necessarily faster than her. quick.