My Second Dimension Can’t Be So Salty

Kasuga Ye Qiong, who was looking at the phone intently, glanced at the direction here, and suddenly found that the two brothers and sisters began to quarrel for no reason.

However, although it was very noisy, she could feel a strange feeling that she had never felt before, and she couldn't tell how. Kasuga Ye Qiong, who couldn't understand, stared at Dongfang Bai's black-lined face for a while.

Chapter 26 Ernie Sauce, let's capture it! 【Seeking automatic subscription】

"Hum hum hum~ So, for the sake of your lovely sister's future as an artist, you should serve yourself, Ernie-chan!"

"What are you talking about?!"

Dongfangbai's face turned black and he stepped back one after another, but the quality of the **** nylon rope is really good, but the Yamada goblin is especially wrapped around him, wrapping him tightly from the wrist to the fingers, he is really a little bit for a while Can't break free.

"You're right, Bai, hurry up and let Sagiri know how to draw?" The Yamada Goblin on the side was completely in the mood to watch the fun and not take it too seriously, and while smiling, encouraged Sagiri to continue the next step.

"Ah, this..." Xiaobu seemed to be much more normal. She subconsciously covered her eyes with two hands, but two big eyes were exposed between her fingers. What's the difference between this special block and every block.

The most outrageous thing is that the curiosity in those eyes is about to overflow.

"Oni-chan, did you take the initiative or did I do it?" Heizumi Sagiri raised the corner of her mouth. At this moment, Sagiri wearing an Erromanga mask can be said to have a complete reversal of her personality. At this moment, she has infinite fighting power.

And even if Dongfang Bai refused, the other party had no intention of stopping.

"Okay, okay~" The Yamada Goblin and Sagiri on the side circled around Dongfang Bai, arm in arm, in fact, they were looking for a space for him to relax, and immediately grabbed him, now he is still too vigilant, not good hands-on.

"Come on!"

"Just wake up!"

The two girls scolded and rushed up excitedly. Even though this guy, the Yamada Fairy, had already experienced it, he still mixed in with a happy expression, and only Tujianbu and Kasuga Yeqiong not far away remained unmoved.

"Hurry up!" Dongfang Bai's expression changed, and he started to back away, but now Sagiri, who was in high spirits, couldn't hold back even if it was buried in the soil, so she hurried up and grabbed his waist.

"Fairy, tickle~"!"

"Okay, Bai, just come to your senses, hahahaha!"

…

Ten minutes later, the two girls were kneeling on both sides, covering their red and swollen foreheads, crying and crying, and screaming pain.

"Sure enough, I knew that an existence like my brother with unknown force value could not be bound by this kind of thing." Tsushima looked helplessly at the nylon rope in his hand. The rope with such strong tenacity was actually caught by the rope. broke.

Really outrageous.

"Wow, how is this possible, obviously I even wrapped my fingers in a circle..." The Yamada Fairy looked in pain. Not only was her forehead attacked by the magic power of her fingers, but even her cheeks were pulled red.

"And stinky white, you actually treat girls like this! It's too much!" The Yamada goblin scolded Dongfang Bai while covering her cheek.

"Are you qualified to say hello to me!?"

This sentence made Dongfang Bai's face turn black again after he had just eased. He decided that he must teach the golden-haired elf a good lesson. He could see it. at last.

"Oni-chan idiot! It's said that practice is the only criterion for testing truth! That way I can't draw at all!" Sagiri on the side was not much better. After her Eromang mask was removed, her forehead was also the same. Was slapped finger magic crit.

"Why do you still cite this kind of philosophical quote when you draw an eroge!?" Dongfang Bai sighed helplessly. It seemed that the other party was really serious about wanting to paint, but he couldn't find a reference. The thing was thinking of attacking him.

"No, aren't you all the age of middle school students? These should have been mentioned in the textbooks, right?" Tsushima seemed to have suddenly thought of something, and suddenly opened his mouth to Heizumi Sagiri.

"Of course I know." The Yamada Fairy waved her hand indifferently. Of course, she knew it perfectly. Just now, it was just to tease Dongfang Bai, and she ended up playing with it.

Sagiri tilted her head with a cute face, she didn't understand what the other party was saying at all.

"Really, how could there be middle school students who don't know about it...?"

Click.

The words buried in the earth were like a sharp steel blade piercing the heart of the silver-haired girl who was eating potato chips and playing with her mobile phone not far away. She took a deep breath, her expression was indifferent, and she felt as if she had been offended.

Izumi Sagiri hadn't been to school since the fifth grade of elementary school, so she didn't even know what the content of the textbook was. Although Yamada Goblin taught elementary to high school courses by herself, she only learned the main courses.

"So~ If people don't know, they don't know. Anyway, I just want to draw, Ouni-chan, hurry up and think of a way!" Heizumi Sagiri puffed out her cheeks and shouted while acting coquettishly.

I was still muttering in my heart, anyway, as long as my brother devotes himself to it, it will be fine.

"'~ Got it, got it, as a reference, I'll bring you a copy for you later." Dongfang Bai covered his forehead with one hand, looking like he had a headache.

Really, why did he have to agree to such a thing.

"Then it's settled!" Sagiri's eyes lit up, and the goblins seemed to be able to see the sparkle in her eyes. Anyway, as long as there was a reference, it would be good to find an old acquaintance in this case.

Dongfang Bai took out his mobile phone and sent a message to a certain person. The other party estimated that he had just arrived home and immediately replied to the message.

[Yayunbai: Yingli Li, can I go to your house in two days]

[Eri Kashiwagi: What... what? What do you want to do? 】

Across the screen, Dongfangbai can see Yingli Li's flushed face (to Zhao) on the opposite side of the screen, and she can't help but chuckle and continue typing Taoist priest.

[Yayunbai: It's okay, I just asked you to borrow a fanbook. You should have one or two finished books there.]

[Eri Kashiwagi: Ha! ? What do you want that thing for, shouldn't it be...]

Yingli Li, who was opposite the screen, reacted instantly, staring at her mobile phone screen with a shocked expression. Speaking of which, Dongfang Bai is also a boy, and he would be very interested in this kind of thing.

And she still borrowed it from herself, which means that the comics she drew were very appealing to Dongfang Bai? This feeling made Ying Lili feel both happy and delicate, and she couldn't relax for a long time.

[Eri Kashiwagi: Okay, you can come when you have a rest day, it is impossible for me to bring it to school for you! 】

After Ying Lili sent this message, her account avatar immediately turned gray, which was a signal that the account owner was offline.

Chapter 27 The girl who fell into the soup 【For automatic subscription】

In the early morning of the next day, Dongfang Bai, who had been on leave for two days and hadn't gone to class, finally had no reason to continue fooling Tongsu Mayu this time, so he could only go to school with Xiaobu early in the morning.

"The weather is really good today." Dongfang Bai glanced at the bright sky and sighed in admiration. The next second it was sunny, and the bright sky was covered with dark clouds in less than ten seconds, and his expression began to change.

"It shouldn't rain, right?"

Dongfang Bai mumbled casually. The next moment, he felt a drop of water falling from the sky on his cheek. It was like a war signal for a large army. The strong wind and water droplets rammed through the air, and the downpour slammed down like a waterfall. on the ground.

"Ah, Oni-chan, you crow's mouth!" Tsushima's expression changed immediately, she quickly shouted at Dongfang Bai anxiously, he immediately took out the umbrella in his schoolbag and barely escaped It was poured into chicken soup.

"Who knows..." Dongfang Bai put the large umbrella on top of his head. The ground that was still dry just now has been soaked by the heavy rain, and if he is not careful, he will slip.

"Fortunately, the 040's habitually put an umbrella in their bag. The big sister of the weather TV station said that the weather forecast for breakfast is not accurate at all!" Tsushima complained.

Because she only needed an umbrella, Xiaobu chose to share an umbrella with Dongfang Bai, mainly because she didn't expect it to rain so much at first.

"O... O'Neill-chan, you go over a little."

"Sorry, it's already the limit."

Dongfang Bai already felt that the shoulders on the side were getting wet. This umbrella is really not big, and it is still a bit reluctant to accommodate two people. Since it can't be placed sideways, then...

"Eh?!"

Xiaobu was stunned for a moment, and Dongfang Bai immediately put one hand around her, so that the space under the umbrella was much wider than before. Now Xiaobu can be said to be half-held by Dongfang Bai, so the two of them Neither got wet from the rain.

"That way you won't get caught."

"Um…"

Tsushima buried pretty face slightly red, quietly feeling Dongfang Bai's body temperature, it's incredible, she is a little shy, but if others see this, it will definitely be misunderstood by (aeej) as a couple.

Hee hee, Xiaobu still wants to not be misunderstood!

"Tsk, damn..."

A passing high school student saw the two people here showing expressions of extreme envy, jealousy and hatred. Why is this? Isn't that guy just a little more handsome and 'a little' than him, why does he have such a cute girlfriend.

Although his umbrella is very big, he won't get caught in the rain at all, but those two over there...

The world is so unfair!

Oh my God, come to Dao Lei to kill these two showy lovers who sprinkle dog food now!

Boom! There was a thunder in the sky, and a golden electric light hit a telephone pole not far away, causing a burst of sparks, and the high school student who was walking beside him almost turned his back without being scared.

"It's incredible, it's starting to thunder, Xiaobu, let's go quickly." Dongfang Bai smacked his lips, this thunder was a bit close, and it was still draped on the telephone pole next to the Xiongtai not far away, almost Didn't scare people to death.

In order to prevent danger, he plans to rush to the school with Xiaobu as soon as possible.

…

"Huh, huh..." Tu Jianbu wiped her long hair. Even though her beautiful pale golden hair was wet a little by the rain, it still exuded a brilliant golden light, like fluorescent powder.

"Sure enough, long hair is so troublesome..." Xiaobu muttered, it was because her brother said she liked long hair when she was a child, so she always had long hair.

"Finally here." Dongfang Bai breathed a sigh of relief. The two of them accelerated their walking speed and arrived at the school in ten minutes. Because of the relatively fast speed, they didn't get much wet, but Xiaobu got wet because of his long hair. a little.

"Then Nissan, I'll go back to the classroom first."

As soon as Tsushima came to school, he seemed to be a different person. He had just called him brother graciously on the road, but now it has become a more formal name as soon as he arrived at the school.

"Okay." Dongfang Bai nodded towards her. After Xiaobu was far away, he put the umbrella in the shoe cabinet. At this time, a figure swayed towards him and looked at Still a little familiar.

"White... white sauce!"

Oriental White: ? ? ?

What is this? A girl in front of her with nothing dry all over her body is slowly walking towards this side, dripping water while she walks. Is this a suit that can only be made by dancing in the rain? ?

The girl's hair was completely soaked by the rain on her face, making it difficult to see her face, but as soon as she heard her voice and Hirazawa Yu who hurried from behind, Dongfang Bai immediately knew who this guy was.

"Yi, what's the matter with you?"

"Woo, I accidentally fell down on the road, and was splashed with water by the car..." Ping Zeyu cried and wanted to come over to find Dongfang Bai for comfort, but he was turned sideways as soon as he hit it. dodge.

"Don't hug me, just wipe your body." Dongfang Bai's voice hit the girl's heart, and it took a long time for her to pull her hair back, looking depressed.

It looks like a chicken that has fallen into the water.

"My sister jumped up and down when she was walking, so she fell down, really..." Ping Zeyou and Wei next to them were two extremes. One is dry.

"Hurry up and dry your hair, be careful of catching a cold." Dongfang Bai handed the handkerchief to the girl with a dark face, and the other party quickly wiped his cheeks and hair after he took it.

"Wei?! What's wrong with you?"

At this time, a few familiar voices came from the door, Akiyama Mio and Tanaka Ritsu both walked in at the same time, because they were very close and often went to school together, so they would naturally appear at the school at the same time.

"Hehe~ I fell down by accident." Ping Ze scratched his head with an embarrassed expression. Obviously, it was impossible to wipe clean with a handkerchief. Dongfang Bai glanced at her drenched appearance. , his expression suddenly changed.

"Yi, hurry up and come to the light music department!"

"Eh? What's the matter, Shirai-chan?!" Ping Zeyi's face was stunned, Dongfang Bai took her hand and ran away, and Ping Zeyou, who was behind, wanted to go over to take a look, but was stopped by Akiyama Mio and Ritsu.

Chapter 28 Please mind! 【Seeking automatic subscription】

"You, the first graders have an activity today, we can just go up and take a look." Tanaka Ritsu grinned, waved at Hirazawa Yu, and went upstairs with Akiyama Mio, leaving a flat Ze You stood there and looked up worriedly

"Bai Jiang, what's the matter?" Ping Zeyu, who was being pulled away, didn't seem to realize the problem, and looked at Dongfang Bai with a strange look. He turned back and put one hand on his hip, lowered his head and gently poked his index finger. He tapped the girl's forehead.

"Ugh..." Ping Zeyu took two steps back after being stabbed like this.

"As a girl, you still have to pay attention to this kind of thing!" Dongfang Bai pointed to her clothes. The Toyonozaki school uniform she was wearing was completely soaked, so it looked a little transparent.

Thanks to Dongfang Bai's quick discovery, when no one in the corridor immediately took her to the light sound department to replace it, if he didn't go to help, he dared to say that Ping Zeyu's character would definitely go directly to the classroom just like this.

"Eh? Eh?!"

At this time, Ping Ze Weicai reacted, glanced at her clothes in shock, and then scratched her head a little embarrassedly, as if she didn't care about being seen by Dongfang Bai at all.

click!

The door of the Qingyin Department was pushed open by Dongfang Bai, and when he entered, he saw the flaxen long-haired girl who was cleaning the table. : "Wei, and Bai Jun?"

"Tsuna? You're here, do you have a towel?"

"Yes, but yes, eh? How did you get this one..." Qin Chuan covered her mouth with a small hand in surprise. She didn't expect Ping Ze Yu to be so covered in water.

"Hehe~ I accidentally fell." Ping Zeyu imitated Dongfang Bai's previous appearance, and scratched his cheeks with a smile.

"Huh, you two, you're running so fast..." Tiani Zhongli and Akiyama Mio only followed from behind at this time, and the five were all in the light sound department's room.

"Riu, Mio? Why did you guys follow me too?" Dongfang Bai didn't expect the two of them to follow, but Tanaka Ryuu gave him a blank look.

"Of course, Yui was suddenly pulled away by you. What the hell... woohoo!" Before he could finish his words, Tanaka saw Yui Pingzawa's water, which made the school uniform a bit transparent, and his expressions were all overwhelmed. solidified.