My Second Dimension Can’t Be So Salty

"Cough, I am the ultimate beautiful girl! I just want to see if there are any prohibited items in your room."

Prohibited items... It's really a shame that she used this excuse, not to mention prohibited items in her own room, even Xiao Huang... ahem, there are still books, but in the dark room, the goblins can easily find them.

Dongfang Bai still put a few new works drawn by Sawamura Yingli in the dark room. There is also a book and a bunch of light novels on the bookshelf. If you don't look carefully, you will never find it.

"Anyway, Sagiri said she wanted to video chat with you first."

"Video chat?"

The Yamada Fairy also seemed to have seen the tablet computer in Dongfangbai's hand, with a clear expression. As for the rope and the blindfold, Dongfangbai had put them in the living room, and these two things should be put away first, which is too misleading.

Thinking about it carefully, in the house of an adolescent boy, who tied a beautiful blonde girl with a rope, whoever saw it would misunderstand it! ? Maybe even call a special number directly! ?

"Yeah, hello, Yamada Fairy-sensei."

Dongfang Bai adjusted it a little, and the screen of the tablet computer was connected to the computer of Sagiri above, so the screen on this side showed Sagiri wearing a mask and green sportswear.

Every time Sagiri enters the 'Eromanga' state, she always wears a thick green tracksuit, wraps her long silver hair with a hat, and uses a large mask to completely cover her little body. Face.

So from the camera's point of view, except for Sagiri's 'Eromanga' mask, nothing else can be seen, which is why Mr. Erromanga's gender and age are all unknown.

"Ho... It's actually a real person!"

The Yamada Fairy was shocked. He didn't expect that the mysterious Erromanga teacher was in Dongfang Bai's house, and she was also his sister.

In this way, the **** artist who has been on the P station and painted color maps during the live broadcast is actually a girl younger than Dongfang Bai! ? .

Chapter 34 The fat times of Mr. Yamada 【For automatic subscription】

"Hello, Mr. Yamada Fairy, huh... It's exactly what I thought."

Izumi Sagiri was wearing the mask of Teacher Erromanga, and suddenly approached the screen. The smiling mask face had some twisted horror, which scared the Yamada Fairy back a few steps.

"Hey stinky white her..."

The Yamada Fairy suddenly stopped what she was going to say next, but Dongfang Bai could see what she meant, probably "This guy is really Mr. Erromanga"?

It's actually exactly the same as in the live broadcast, an idiot uncle who seems to exude a lewd breath all over his body?

"Wow, take a closer look at Teacher Fairy, she looks so cute~"

Dongfang Bai felt a little stunned by Sagiri's idiotic speech. He didn't expect that Sagiri would become so exaggerated after putting on a mask. After all, he usually communicates with Sagiri in a normal state, and he hasn't watched the live broadcast yet...

"Hey, how old is Yamada Fairy-sensei? Have you started wearing a bra?"

"This…!"

The Yamada Goblin blushed. She has never been molested like this before. Although the works she writes are more lustful, they are only relatively speaking. In fact, she herself is still a pure girl who doesn't understand anything.

Suddenly being molested by someone like an old driver like Sagiri, she also became a little overwhelmed-.

"Wow, Yamada Fairy-sensei is so cute."

Sagiri exclaimed, the fairy is indeed quite cute.

With fair and supple skin, delicate and beautiful facial features, big eyes, and a small lace skirt and pointed ears, she looks like she has come out of a two-dimensional world.

Most people's first impression of such a fairy is cute, right? Sagiri is no exception, although through a mask, Dongfang Bai can still feel her excitement.

wrong…

Sagiri forcibly stopped her idiotic behavior. Now is not the time to do such a thing. Since the goblin is so cute, wouldn't the brother who often plays with her be easily deceived?

Oops! I almost fell for her seduction!

Izumi Sagiri had a thrilling look on her face, but she didn't know that she just asked if the goblin was wearing a bra, and she had already been tagged with a strange label by the other party.

And she completely forgot that she was only thirteen years old, but she was actually even younger than the age of the goblin...

"Sagiri is actually quite young, so don't mind too much..."

Dongfang Bai whispered in the ear of the Yamada Fairy, and this caused the red-faced peach-like fairies to slowly slow down.

"That's it!"

The Yamada Fairy suddenly realized that the other party was still a girl younger than her own age, and she was also Dongfangbai's younger sister, so there was nothing left!

The goblin who suddenly woke up, the corners of her mouth curled slightly, and she regained her self-confidence.

"Eh? Yamada-sensei and brother seem to have a good relationship?"

Sagiri asked faintly, just now her brother Dongfang Bai went to the ear of the Yamada Goblin and whispered something that he couldn't hear. It was so annoying!

My brother is actually so close to other girls in front of him, but I can imagine what kind of relationship the two of them have when he is away...

"Well~ after all, my relationship with him is very good, and we have fed each other!"

Hey…? Don't tamper with my memory.

Dongfang Bai looked at the Yamada fairy in front of him in surprise. What happened to the two of them feeding each other? How could he not remember this?

"Eh…!?"

Sagiri on the opposite side was obviously stunned, wearing a mask to make her expression invisible, but she obviously should be very upset and puffed out her cheeks.

I didn't expect that the Yamada Fairy had done such an intimate thing with Dongfangbai, which really made Sagiri feel very uncomfortable.

"My brother has touched my head! And he has seen my fat every day!"

"…Eh?"

Sagiri really didn't want to lose to the Yamada Goblin, so she suddenly burst out these words in desperation, scaring the Yamada Goblin directly into Doudouyan.

The Yamada Fairy turned her head stiffly like a robot, looking in the direction of Dongfang Bai, her subtle eyes seemed to be asking if what she said was true.

Dongfang Bai covered his face, feeling so tired for a while that he didn't know what to say.

It's true to touch your head, but look at the fat times... This thing is so real! After all, Sagiri helped him throw the clothes into the washing machine every time after taking a shower, so it was seen in another sense.

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Seeing that Dongfang Bai did not deny it, the corners of Yamada's mouth twitched slightly, and she slowly took two steps back, looking at Dongfang Bai with a scumbag expression.

"I just see it when I'm doing laundry..."

Dongfang Bai weakly explained that the Yamada Fairy didn't slow down for a long time. She thought about it carefully and it seemed that it was indeed the case, so she slowly put away the smartphone she just took out.

What number were you going to call just now, right? ! Absolutely, right?

For a time, a huge sense of fatigue flooded his head, and Dongfang Bai didn't know what to say.

"What, it's just laundry..."

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The Yamada Fairy pretended to be calm and said, suddenly she took out a red PSP game console from the bottom of the lace dress, which is often used when playing against Dongfang Bai.

Let's not talk about why it is suddenly referred to as "a showdown", where did you take out this game console? in a skirt?

"Let's have a showdown, Master Erromanga!"

On the opposite side, Sagiri hesitated for a while, then ran to the vicinity slowly and fished out a small white game console from under the bed. Unexpectedly, both parties had bought this type of PSP.

Speaking of which, he has also played battle games with Sagiri before, but it seems that Sagiri used to play games alone a long time ago, and only recently did she play with her.

There were indeed various game consoles in Sagiri's room before, but because she didn't go out at all, she didn't even have a friend, so no one would play games with her, right?

"Hmph, Mr. Yamada, my strength is very strong, even my brother may not be able to beat me!"

Sagiri raised her head confidently, and her proud look almost made Dongfang Bai laugh.

"I'm a fairy who owns DakeFireya! Shibai has never beaten me a few times in battle! Give me a good self-awareness!"

In fact, Dongfang Bai just let the two of them play games. After all, his game skills are so powerful that he can defeat these two girls even with one hand.

[PS: The automatic subscription is gone hhh] for a long time.

Chapter 35 The tangled black cat 【For automatic subscription】

"Take a blow from me! This is the power of my dark magic! Appear! Spirit of fire! Dark explosion!"

The Yamada Fairy rubbed the gamepad and released a big move in front of Sagiri, but she just put a big fireball and said such a long paragraph.

Maybe goblins and black cats have something in common?

"Then you two play first, and I'll make a cup of tea."

Dongfang Bai took the opportunity to sneak out, since Saagiri has a goblin to play with, he can rest assured, let the two of them have fun for the time being.

After all, neither Sagiri nor the goblin have friends, they are the kind of dead house that doesn't go out at all, neither of them have played games with anyone other than themselves...

It was true that the word 'loneliness' was almost written on his face.

Just as Dongfang Bai was taking advantage of the two of them to have fun, the phone suddenly vibrated, but it was not a phone call, but a very simple text message.

[Black Cat: Teacher Yakumo, are you interested in next month's Winter ACG Comic Con? 】

The news from the black cat, and it was a winter comic exhibition. Speaking of which, I have never been to a comic exhibition a few times, because I heard that the Chinese comic exhibition is too deep, and it was all made by profiteers who made money, so I have never been there. .

However, I am still very interested in Neon's local comics, and maybe I can meet some familiar cos...

wrong! Yingli Li seems to have said before that she will sell the latest R18 book at the Winter Comic Con, and also sell some illustrations and the like.

And it seems that many acquaintances will go there, so I am still very interested, and I don't know what the black cat came to ask about it. Could it be that she invited herself to go with her.

Dongfang Bai thought of this possibility, and the black cat doesn't seem to have any friends. Except for Takasaka Kirino and Saori, it seems that she doesn't interact with anyone else.

Dongfang Bai suddenly realized that all the people around him were the type who had no friends, except for that guy, Megumi Kanno...

She is one of the few people she doesn't know very well, and she is the only one who is absolutely current. She has never met more friends than her. She has known all the people of her grade within a week. This is not what a strong person is...! ?

The ultimate current charge is the type that Dongfangbai hates very much.

[Yakumo Bai: No problem, in fact, I originally planned to go. 】

Dongfang Bai quickly replied to the message from the black cat, and Wugeng Liuli on the opposite side did not expect that Dongfang Bai would reply in seconds, and the speed was quite fast.

[Black Cat: In this case, do we want to be together that day? I will come with the other two. 】

The other two should be talking about Koita Kirino and Makishima Saori. The three of them seem to have a pretty good relationship, and they have already been able to meet at the manga.

[Yayunbai: Okay. By the way, I have read all your manuscripts]

【Black cat:…】

Opposite Wugeng Liuli's originally organized language was suddenly interrupted. She hurriedly deleted the sentence that she typed out, looking forward to the next words of Dongfangbai on the screen.

To be honest, Wugeng Liuli is very scared, because her light novels have been denied too many times in the past, so she has become very unconfident.

But at the same time, she has also developed a very strong ability to resist poisonous tongues. Even if the other party said too much, she could face it with a blank face, and at most she felt a little uncomfortable.

[Yakumo Bai: I think it's pretty good, you just need to refine the excessive vocabulary, and then write the settings step by step, so that your light novel is basically completed. 】

The so-called 'too many words' actually means that there are too many words in the second black cat, and it is very strange and twisted to describe it with complex language and unfamiliar vocabulary even if it is just going out to buy a dish. .

Wugeng Liuli's face on the opposite side of the screen was gradually stained with a hint of red. She had long guessed that she would be complained by the other party, but when she was writing light novels, she couldn't help but bring the language of the second grade. .

[Yakumo Bai: If you really can't change this vocabulary, maybe you can try to incorporate it into the battle scene instead of the usual description]

Dongfang Bai's words made Black Cat's eyes light up. Indeed, if it is a battle scene, even if it is described in a middle-of-the-road second, it will only feel very handsome, and there is nothing strange about it.

She hadn't thought of this at all before. At this moment, she once again discovered Dongfang Bai's writing talent. He really had to read his entire manuscript before he knew so much.

In fact, Dongfang Bai only gave some suggestions based on a general idea, and it is not as exaggerated as Wugeng Liuli's own brainstorming...

[Black Cat: Thank you very much! 】

[Yakumo Bai: It's okay, it's okay]

Seeing this news from the black cat, Dongfang Bai's mouth twitched slightly. The black cat is really too polite. Even though she told her many times not to be so polite, she still became like this inexplicably.

But I have nothing to be proud of. After all, the Fate I wrote is just a translation of the plot that has been in 510 and the writing method of Tianchao Internet to describe it.

However, because of the huge number of light novels and online articles I have read, it is easy to see what went wrong and poisonous in the light novels written by the black cat.

The accumulation of experience is only. As the saying goes, if you look at the whole book with the eyes of the reader and the author, you will have different discoveries.

Wugeng Ruri's hands were stiff on the keyboard, she quickly typed out a line of words, "As a thank you, can we go to the cafe in Akihabara together later?" ’, but he still blushed and slowly deleted it, and then reorganized the language.

But no matter what she typed next, she could only delete it slowly in the end, so that she didn't know what to do, so she could only sit in place.