My Sister is a Big Star

  In the afterglow of the setting sun, a high-end, high-grade nanny car is speeding along the highway at 2:30 in the afternoon. The recording of the first day's program ends and will continue tomorrow.

  They did not return to Shanghai. Although the two places are close, it takes four hours to come back and forth, which is unnecessary.

  The nanny car is driving in the opposite direction, and they are going to Xujiazhen.

After the    festival catalog, Ye Qing invited Qin Ze to visit Hangzhou. Qin Ze declined in the murderous gaze of her sister and said that he would wave his invisible wings and fly freely.

   "The little chick is so good, my sister will show you a swimsuit tonight." In private, Baby Qin was very satisfied with his younger brother's knowledge.

  Qin Ze lit a cigarette and said softly: "I'm going to Xujiazhen."

  The tall, long-legged sister stood behind him and was silent for a long time, "Okay, I'll accompany you."

  Qin Ze was moved: "My sister is so kind."

  Baby Qin said earnestly: "I'm afraid you will turn your head and secretly make an appointment with that long-legged monster."

  Qin Ze: "..."

  On both sides of the highway are tracts of farmland and fish ponds, with blue water and blue sky, verdant vegetation and flourishing crops. Now the traffic is getting more and more convenient. Ten years ago, the highway was not built. Qin Ma brought Qin Ze to Xujiazhen, first took the green train for six or seven hours to reach the town of Ham. Take a one-hour bus to the county and transfer to a bus to Xujia Town.

  Depart in the morning and arrive in the evening.

  If you want to be rich, you must first build roads. This is not wrong at all.

Baby Qin shrank on a comfortable chair and talked on the phone for half an hour. He was quite boring. He stretched his waist and babbled. The elder sister who wore a white shirt in a light spring shirt showed a white waist when she stretched her waist. , And a cute belly button.

  Qin Ze glanced at the opportunity, and when his sister finished stretching, he resumed the posture of sitting upright.

  Baby Qin muttered: "Salted fish."

  Qin Ze did not hear clearly: "What?"

   "It's nothing," Baby Qin pulled the hem of his shirt, "It's boring."

   "Watching a movie."

   "I just played on the phone, my eyes are tired."

"sleep?"

   "Can't sleep." Baby Qin blinked, his eyelashes flapped: "Aze, tell some jokes to my sister."

  Qin Ze thought for a while and looked at her sister's face: "My sister is the most beautiful little fairy in the world."

  Baby Qin was taken aback, his face was joyful.

  Qin Ze turned his words: "This is really a big joke, hahaha."

  Baby Qin's smile gradually became fierce, and she hit him with a hand knife.

  "You made me tell the joke." Qin Ze protested.

  Baby Qin became more angry when she heard it, and rushed on him to scuffle, rubbing his heavy chest on his face-real facial cleanser.

  Is it wrong? Seeing the murderous look of my sister, this is not a facial cleanser, this is a chest murder case.

   "How do you want to die." Baby Qin twisted his ears with both hands, puffing his cheeks.

   "Hiss~" Qin Ze gasped, "I chose to look dazed."

  Baby Qin: "?"

   Qin Ze: "Suffocate me."

   "Although I don't know what you are talking about, but I dismissed it." Baby Qin pointed and flicked his forehead.

  "Then I will tell my sister a serious joke. I saw it on the Internet at the time, and the laughing stomach hurts." Qin Ze said.

   "Then you tell me." Baby Qin lifted Erlang's legs.

  "Do you know who the most selfless person in this world is?" Qin Ze asked.

   "I don't know." Baby Qin said.

   "It's Cai Lun." Qin Ze Xiemei smiled.

   "Why?" Qin Baobao asked.

  "Because he is an eunuch, he invented paper to benefit thousands of otaku compatriots." Qin Ze didn't hold it back, he laughed.

  Baby Qin: "..."

  Where is the funny, I can't get it at all.

   "Huh, isn't it funny?" Qin Ze scratched his head, "I think it's funny, then I'll tell you one more."

  He pondered for a long time, his eyes lit up, "I will tell you a joke of my own creation, there is still an allusion."

   Suddenly, Baby Qin also came to be interested and nodded vigorously.

Qin Ze cleared his throat, "Li Bai didn't have to work hard in class when he was a child, so he escaped to play outside and saw an old grandmother grinding an iron rod. Li Bai ran over and asked: Grandma, why are you grinding an iron rod? The old grandma said... ."

  He paused and looked at his sister.

Sister    blinked: "As long as the skill is deep, the iron rod will be ground into a needle?"

   "No." Qin Ze brewed for a few seconds, "Grandma replied: I want this iron rod for what purpose~"

  After singing, Qin Ze couldn't support himself.

  Baby Qin: "..."

   "Isn't this funny?" Qin Ze saw his sister bewildered.

  Baby Qin pouted and nodded.

   "I think it's funny, and I feel very clever to come up with such a funny joke."

  Baby Qin said heartily, you are self-inflicted.

   "Then I'll tell another joke, I'm getting a lot of old jokes."

  Failed to make my sister laugh, Qin Ze was not reconciled.

   "No," Baby Qin looked dispirited, and forced a smile: "Actually, I don't like jokes at all. I just joked with you."

  Never ask Aze to tell jokes in the future.

   "I can really tell a big joke this time." Qin Ze said.

  "Don't listen, get out!" Baby Qin turned sideways, turning the back of his head to his brother.

   Two hours away, they came to Xujiazhen, did not drive into the town, and stopped on the side of the road. Qin Ze took a handful of white chrysanthemums he bought and got out of the car.

  The two brothers and sisters walked side by side on the weedy field path, through the crops, through the pond, and through a small city **** temple. Climbing on a small soil bag, looking down from the distance, you can see the undulating tea trees, neatly arranged.

   With a dustpan around her waist, women wearing sleeves on their hands scattered in the tea forest in twos and threes, picking spring tea.

  "It's so beautiful, ten miles of tea forests, spit out the new ones." Baby Qin took out his mobile phone and took three consecutive pictures without saying anything. Then he held the mobile phone and took selfies in various poses. After the filming, I looked at it and felt dissatisfied, so he asked Qin Ze to help take the picture.

  "There are more tea forests on the mountain, and they are more beautiful. When the spring rain is over, the rain and mist will linger in the tea forest, curling up around the tea forest, like a fairyland." Qin Zeban’s sister took a few pictures, and the phone was returned to her.

  Baby Qin took his arm and walked to the cemetery below the tea forest.

"I don't want to get involved in the entertainment industry in the future, let's buy a house here, no, we have to build a villa by ourselves, and then pick the chrysanthemum and go southeast..." Before she finished, Qin Ze interrupted and said: "Sit Aifeng Lin night."

  Baby Qin said angrily: "Get out of here, you're on business."

   "The business is..." Qin Ze flicked his sister's forehead: "Don't be ill, it's unrealistic."

"Why."

"First of all, if you want to build a villa, you have to grant the foundation, but you are not a local registered permanent residence, and you can’t get the foundation. You used to spend money to buy it, and you can build it as you like. Now if you want to build a big villa, someone will report it later. You. Don’t look at the richness of the countryside now, but the eye sockets are shallow, and there are more and more unpleasant people. If you want to build a house here, you need to ask the consent of your neighbors. If you have a good relationship, you have a normal relationship. Yes, you have to spend some money. If your neighbor is jealous and unwilling to live or die, don't even think of building a brick."

"We people in the city always yearn for a rural life and admire the rural people. In fact, we don’t have a backache when we stand and talk. Fortunately, my mother takes me to live in the country for a few months every year. , A hermit life. When I was young, who raised chickens, ducks and geese, the yard was smelly, and when it rained, it would be called a dung hitting the water to stop the boat. It’s not like the factory buildings where the villagers are asking for life in the fields, facing The loess is back to the sky, and when I have a fart to appreciate the natural scenery, I’m tired as a dog. No matter how cold in winter, no matter how hot in summer, you have to go to the fields. Why do people in the countryside come to the countryside? work."

"We are rich. We can spend eight lives in the country, but the country lacks supplies, no 24-hour convenience store, no shopping mall, no subway, Thai, Japanese, Korean, and French restaurants. You want To have a drink with Starbucks, you have to drive to the city to buy it."

   "I, I just said casually, why are you hitting my enthusiasm so much." Baby Qin was at a loss and at a loss, and glanced at his younger brother: "What's wrong with you?"

  Qin Ze shook his head, standing in front of a tombstone, expressionless.