My Sister is a Big Star

Chapter 462: joke

  Su Yu frowned, to make up for the scene of her fight with Baby Qin. Xueba Teddy analyzed the heights of both sides, and felt that he was not at a disadvantage and was immediately relieved.

   "Your sister sees me in your room, will he hit me?" she asked.

  "It should be...no." Qin Ze was shocked.

  Sure, she wants to know that if you climb on my bed in the middle of the night, you will be shredded alive.

   "She hits me, I am not afraid." Su Yu was full of confidence.

  Girl, where is the confidence?

   "I tell you, I will not hide in the toilet and closet. I have not done anything wrong." Su Yu hugged his chest.

  Hiding in the closet...

  Hiding in the closet is a sad story. He remembered the night when he moved to his new home. In the cold late night, he slept in the closet all night. Sister Zijin, who had no conscience, forgot about him that night, and didn't wake up in the middle of the night to tell him to go to bed.

  Besides, hiding in the closet is not safe. In case of being discovered, wouldn’t it be self-inflicted.

  He smiled calmly, pulled out the script from his bag, and threw it to Su Yu: "It's okay, let's talk about the script."

  It’s too low to hide in the closet.

  The lesson of the predecessors, the teacher of the future generations.

  Similarly, the experience of predecessors is a model for future generations to learn from.

  Qin Ze strode forward to open the door, and was surprised again. The tall and charming sister standing at the door was Wang Zijin.

  She is also wearing a bathrobe, her hair is still wet, her face is flushed, making her face look like a red apple, I really want to take a bite.

  "Sister Ziying...How can she come!" Qin Ze's smile gradually disappeared.

  I’ll go, how come sister Ziying.

  Isn't she not ignoring me? Isn't she angry?

  The prince jealously cast a charming glance at him.

  Why did I come, you don’t know in your heart?

  Of course, I came to Qin Zewen. It’s not normal to find a boyfriend to sleep.

  But she simply sleeps.

  Wang Wang Ziyan stepped into the door and saw Su Yu sitting on the sofa.

  The smile on Wang Ziyan's face gradually became ferocious.

   "Why is she here?" Wang Ziyan gave Qin Ze a look.

   "Let's talk about scripts." Qin Ze said solemnly.

  "Talk about the script? What's there to talk about." Wang Ziying said solemnly.

   "It's the first time she's acting, she doesn't know what to do." Qin Ze said.

  Su Yu took a look at Wang Zijin, ignored it, and sat on the sofa as a queen, stressing her.

   "Are you finished talking, you're done talking, get out of the way." Wang Zijin was full of domineering.

   "It's just the beginning, I feel like I won't stop talking until dawn." Su Yu confronted each other.

  The prince sat on Qin Ze’s lap, wrapped his neck around his neck, and nodded in a very serious tone: "You talk, I'll take a look and learn by the way."

  Qin Ze was shocked at the time.

  Sister Ziying must have been stimulated today, she dare to be like this?

  I’ve said that I’m going to be salted fish together, why suddenly I get stiff.

  Could she have noticed something and declared sovereignty in front of Su Yu?

  Su Yu's eyes burst out with sharp light, her small fist was clenched, and she secretly gritted her teeth.

  Sit on my man’s lap in front of me.

  Okay, you finally got your revenge.

  Su Yu felt that there was a Hulunbuir prairie above her head.

  Qin Ze is very sitting on wax.

   "Why don't that be the case? I'll talk about the script another day, I'm a little tired."

   is not a dodge word, it's really tired, I want to sleep.

  Wang Wang was overjoyed, and squinted at Su Yu.

  The rushing eyes made Su Yu very unhappy.

   "Qin Ze, my mind is full of acting. If you don't teach me, I will be entangled in sleep." Su Yu frowned, looking pitiful.

  You don’t need to learn, you are now a dramatist.

   "It's funny, I won't wait for tomorrow to talk about the script? I ran to the men's room to talk about the script in the middle of the night, and I wanted to face it." Wang Ziyan mocked.

  "Why can Old Liu talk about the script, but I can't talk about it?"

  "You know what you are thinking about yourself. You need to wear a bathrobe to talk about the script?" Wang Ziyan squinted.

  Su Yu is angry, you will squint, right? I'll have one too.

  →_→......←_←

  Qin Ze silently covered his face.

  Ru's show, I might as well.

   "Boom boom boom!"

  The sneaky knock on the door came again.

  Su Yu and Wang Zijin looked at the door at the same time, and at the same time looked at Qin Ze.

  Qin Ze shook the pot in a violent wind: "It must be my sister. The sound of your quarrel shocked her."

  After speaking, he immediately opened the door.

  Qin Ze's heart was at peace, and there was a kind of calmness with a lot of debts, and he knew that his sister would come.

  Open the door, and sure enough, there is a tall and charming beauty at the door.

   Seeing Qin Ze, he laughed before saying a word, as if the star-bearing bright rippling with joy and joy.

  Qin Ze sighed silently, I may not be Qin Ze, my name is miss, everyone wants to be on me.

  Come on, everyone, come on Miss.

  Qin Ze twitched the corners of his mouth. It was a bathrobe again, so he couldn't wear it neatly?

Before saying "little chick, my sister is sleeping with you" and "little chick, it's cheaper for you tonight" in the elder sister's coquettish tone, Qin Ze turned sideways slightly so that his sister could see the competition inside. Teddy Vs Pharaoh of acting and eye skills.

  The smile on my sister's face gradually became stubborn +2.

   "Why are you here?" Baby Qin had a black face.

  "Talk about the script!" Su Yu said lightly.

  Baby Qin looked at Wang Zijin.

  "Look at them and talk about the script." Wang Ziyan was more calm.

  Su Yu: "......"

  Qin Ze: "..."

  "Why are you here?" the two women asked rhetorically.

   "Let me see if my brother is sleeping well, and whether he kicked the quilt." Qin Baobao casually teased.

  Su Yu looked at Qin Ze immediately, and said to her heart that she was indeed a sibling.

  Qin Ze looked left and right: "It's late at night, let's..."

   "Let's play cards, anyway, I can't sleep." Su Yu said.

  She is now an outsider, and it is easy to be dismissed by the reason “it’s late at night, I’ll talk about the script tomorrow”.

  Wang Ziyan and Baby Qin looked at each other before nodding their heads in agreement.

  The playing cards that Su Yu spent ten yuan in the scenic spot finally came into play.

   Wang Ziyan threw a look at Bao Bao Qin: "Close the door."

  Baby Qin knows her heart: "Understand!"

  Qin Ze: "..."

  My Teddy, the IQ is completely blown...No, Gongdou skills are still not full.

  Qin Ze burst into tears in his heart.

  To drive away a Teddy, the atmosphere in the room did not relax. The two girlfriends looked at each other, and their own conspiracies were brewing in their minds.

  Be sure to drive the opponent away.

   Put your hands on your knees, keep your back straight, and look straight ahead-Qin Ze sits obediently in the standard sitting posture of a primary school student.

   "Boom boom boom!"

  A knock on the door came, and Su Yu returned after taking the playing cards and found that the door was locked.

  Baby Qin and Wang Zijin gave Qin Ze a look and let him know it for himself.

  Qin Ze read the same meaning from the eyes of the two: you are dead if you dare to open the door.

   "I'm asleep." Qin Ze said.

   "Fart, where are they?" Su Yu called.

   "They are gone too."

   "Qin Ze, you open the door for me."

  Silence.

   "Qin Ze, don't you open the door? Let's see who regrets it."

  Silence.

  "Qin Ze, you..."

   "Come on!"

  Qin Ze rushed to open the door.

  Su Yu glared at him viciously at the door, and it was not surprising to see the two women in the room.

  "Play poker!" Su Yu threw the poker on the table.

   "What did you just want to say?" Baby Qin's eyes became fascinated, and her long, curled eyelashes became more apparent.

  "Qin Ze, you bastard." Su Yu, who was almost out of control, smiled and turned to Qin Ze and said, "I almost scolded, I'm sorry."

  What you said is like my sister said that knocking on the door to see if I sleep well is a truth.

  Qin Ze complained in his heart, Jia Zhuang was okay, he laughed.

  Four people sat down to play cards, Qin Ze was drowsy, his mind was not bright, and frequently used faint moves.

  They play money, whoever loses will transfer money to Alipay. (Ma Yun quickly give me advertising fees)

  Qin Ze lost more than 10,000 oceans in half an hour.

  At this time, Wang Zijin threw out four Ks aggressively, Qin Ze held four Aces in his hand, and ate her when he saw the opportunity.

  Prince Jin immediately repented and said that he had made a mistake and had to start over.

  Qin Ze was taken aback, and said, okay.

  Sure enough, those who are close to the ink are black. After staying with her sister for a long time, sister Zijin has also contracted shamelessly.

  Su Yu held down her hand, and said unhappily: "I have no regrets when I play the cards, I can't take them, Qin Ze, right."

  The prince looked at him: "Aze, let me pass?"

  Su Yu also looked at him.

  Qin Ze: ( ̄ω ̄;)

  Already, though.

   is not a multiple-choice question, but a proposition.

  Qin Ze refused to answer.

   "I didn't say anything at home, I want you to talk more." Wang Ziyan insisted on taking back his card.

   "Don't play if you can't play it." Su Yu despised: "The one who hates playing cards the most, you are shorter, and your mind is shorter. Your facial features are flat, and your chest is flat..."

  Su Yu seized the opportunity to madly attack Wang Zijin and retaliate against her for just closing the door to play around with herself. As for why she knew that Wang Zijian did it... because Qin Baobao gave her a look.

  Su Yu is famous for her poisonous tongue, Baby Qin can't beat her, chattering and mocking for a long time.

"Snapped!"

  Prince Yan suddenly shaved her scalp.

  Su Yu was stunned.

  Qin Ze was careful to miss a beat.

  The prince said lightly: "There is a mosquito on your head...oh, I read it wrong."

  Qin Ze: "..."

  Su Yu was angry and gave her a scalp with a wave.

   slapped Qin Ze's head.

  Qin Ze smiled with exhaustion, "Don't make trouble."

  I took a miracle with this slap and got full marks.

   "Do you dare to hit him." Wang Ziyan slapped Qin Ze on his head with a backhand.

  "I, I...why are you beating me?" Qin Ze was confused, he didn't answer, it was too late.

   "After all, girls, it's not easy to fight again." Wang Ziyan curled his lips.

  Qin Ze smiled with forgiveness: "This way..."

  Baby Qin arched the fire and said: "You should have been crying better just now."

  Su Yu thought, it made sense, and his big eyes were immediately covered with mist.

  Qin Ze feels that he is imaginary from the inside out. I really want to go home and sleep. Mom, I want to go home. I don't want to film anymore.

   Feeling deeply embarrassed, Qin Ze rubbed his temples. As a man, he must be mentally prepared to act as a lubricant at all times.

   "What does it mean to play cards, let me tell you some jokes." Qin Ze said.

  "Do you still tell jokes?" Wang Ziyan was taken aback.

   "Okay." Su Yu stopped crying.

  Only Baby Qin's face changed: "Don't, don't let him tell jokes."

   "Why?" Wang Wang asked.

   "He doesn't speak well." Qin Baobao said.

  A dirty and cold joke, which sounds embarrassing.

  Qin Ze was not convinced: "Because I only told a joke to my sister, so I am not very proficient, and I am not very good at telling it."

  The prince thought to himself: The black-hearted maggot, do you want to dominate even the jokes? Don't let your brother tell jokes to other girls?

  Su Yu thought: If you don’t let him say, I want to listen.

   "I listen, let's talk." The two said in unison.

   To make your own woman laugh is also the quality that a man should have, although the number is a bit large.

Qin Ze brewed for a while, and said: "In a certain year and a certain month, a foreigner rushed into the capital. The emperor was so scared that he fleeed with someone, leaving the spy to check the situation in the city. The next day, the spy cried like the emperor: Your Majesty, The enemy's integrity is lost, and there is no evil in adultery and captivity."

  He paused, and smiled: "Di Renjie is furious: When did I **** a zombie?"

  After the joke, he looked at his sisters expectantly.

  Prince Yan: "???"

  Su Yu: "???"

  Baby Qin helps her forehead.

  "Isn't it funny? Di Renjie." Qin Ze was depressed.

   "Then I will tell you something more funny." He said.

  Wang Ziyan and Su Yu nodded expectantly.

"A certain pregnant woman has a dystocia and the situation is urgent. Her husband was rushing around outside. After a long time, the chief surgeon came out and the man hurried up to ask about the situation. The doctor shook his head and sighed: The child was not saved. Just when the man was so desperate... guess what. "Qin Ze sold it off.

  The sisters shook their heads.

  Qin Ze said: "At this time, the doctor laughed: I lied to you, both are dead."

  Qin Ze burst into laughter.

  Hahaha, laugh all at me, all laugh at me.

   "Oh, I'm so sleepy all of a sudden, I went to bed first."

   "I'm exhausted, go to sleep."

"Hey!"

  My sisters disappeared in an instant.

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