My Skills Are Not Serious

Laughing wildly last night caused the dog to bark. This is Chen Fang’s dark history. When he got up for dinner in the morning, Wenren was making fun of him and sprayed his face. Chen Fang was angry on the spot, his mouth and hands moved. , Feng Juan Canyun, ate all the food on the table, and the innocent Jimo and others could only make another portion full of black lines.

After eating, Chen Fang went for a walk in the city. Of course, he was not going to hang out, but he planned to find a place where the statue of Rongguang was hidden.

Now that you have decided to destroy the old glory plan, you can’t put all your hopes on the mad orcs. Even if the challenge of the day after tomorrow can win everyone, the mad orcs will not believe their own words. These two days cannot be wasted. Do nothing, you must look for it.

Chen Fang wore a mummy costume and rode an electric car around the streets and alleys in the city of Red Soil. When he felt that he was in a remote place, he went to see if there was any newly dug ground, because the experience of the starry sky arena made him believe that it was a tricky god. Like the Lord of the Disaster, there is a high probability that the idol will be buried in a remote place.

After a day of wandering around, Chen Fang didn't find anything, but picked up some money, and because of the weird costume and sneaky behavior, he was almost caught by the patrol and sent to jail.

When Chen Fang returned to his residence when it was time for dinner, it was the stinky faces of three women who led him.

Wen Ren: "I know I go out and mess around all day long, don't you know that someone is needed in the store?"

Jimo: "At least tell us next time you go out."

Charming: "Little brother, you give us all the work in the shop like this, isn't it a bit too big?"

Chen Fang said with a cheek: "I am injured and need to be cultivated."

"Do you believe it or not that I am hitting you half-bodied?" Wen Ren was angry.

Will the injured person go out for a whole day after being hurt by a fart?

Jimo knew Chen Fang better. She said, "Are you alone looking for the statue of God?"

"You still know me." Chen Fang gave a thumbs up.

"Have you found it?"

"No, although Red Soil City is not big, it's not something I can find thoroughly." Chen Fang shook his head.

"Then what are you looking for? It's better to stay at home and help deal with the mutant beasts." Wenren said.

"Isn't the business bad?"

"After you agreed to the challenge, the business got better again." Meimei said.

Chen Fang suddenly felt that the mad orcs were too real.

"Supper is not ready yet, you go and wash the dishes for today." Charming took Chen Fang to the pile of dishes, took out a rag, and said Chen Fang in her hand.

Chen Fang was unhappy.

do the washing up? When others go abroad to wash dishes, I come to another world to wash dishes.

"I still have a bandage on my hands." Chen Fangliang brightened the black and white bandages on both hands.

The charming white gave Chen Fang a look: "You wear these bandages every day, don't you have a handicap every day? Don't think I don't know that your hands are not burned at all."

"Hurry up and wash, you don't need to do other things. You will do the dishes and deal with mutant beasts later."

"Why, it's okay to deal with mutant beasts, but why should I do the dishes alone?" Chen Fang firmly opposed.

Everyone knows how troublesome it is to wash dishes. Chen Fang’s previous life was at his parents’ house, and a family of four only had a few bowls. They all found it to be troublesome. Now let him wash the dishes like a hill. willing.

Charming stretched her palm in front of Chen Fang and said, "Touch it."

The second monk Chen Fangzhang couldn't figure it out. He looked at Charming and didn't know what she meant, but Charming kept begging Chen Fang to do it, so under the kindness and hardship, Chen Fang held the charming palm with excitement and touched it. Pinch it up.

Wow, so white, so slippery, so soft, is this a woman's hand?

Chen Fang drunkly touched the slender palms with five fingers that were as beautiful as mutton fat and white jade. If it weren't for his facial paralysis, his expression might be wretched.

Brother, your eldest brother, I touched a woman's hand, it's still a beautiful woman's hand, hahaha.

Didn’t you say that I might not even be able to touch a woman’s hand in my whole life, so I can only wait for the next life? I didn't see me...I really touched a woman's hand in the next life!

The younger brother in Chen Fang's mind was his own brother in his previous life. He often said that if Chen Fang, who lives at home, didn’t go out for a walk, he would never find a girlfriend or touch a woman’s hand. To achieve it, he could only wait for the next life. In the end, his brother really got it right, and for a while, Chen Fang felt a little unconscious.

Seeing Chen Fang's eyes change and his hands no longer moved, Mei Mei felt a little strange and asked, "What's wrong?"

"Nothing, why are you letting me touch my hands? Are you trying to seduce me? Stop dreaming, I'm not such a casual person. Don't use this trick to fool me to wash the dishes. There is no way." Chen Fang looked at it seriously. Said charmingly and solemnly.

Charming gave Chen Fang a sip, and then said with a touch of style: "Little brother, you think too much. The reason why I let you touch my hands is to say that you don’t think these hands are rough because of washing dishes. Get up, you don't feel a pity."

"What a pity? Don't use it for me~www.ltnovel.com~ What's the use, rough is rough."

"It's a pity that my hands are rough. What should I do if I get bald from the cocoon when I use them? It is very troublesome for my girlfriend to get rough." Chen Fang said solemnly.

"..."

"Can I knock you to death?" The charming forehead was blue, and the palm of her hand was directly pulled into a fist.

With such an attitude, you can only be your girlfriend in your life.

"I'm just kidding, just wash and get angry. You don't know how to control your emotions when you are in your 30s. Anger can easily make you aging." Chen Fang has no scruples about what he wants to say.

After hearing this, Meimei couldn't help showing her big shield and directly stuck it on Chen Fang's face.

Don’t you know that you can’t mention age and aging in front of women? Too annoying.

Charming's liking for Chen Fang dropped.

...

In the depths of the laterite plain, where the original rocky hills are

The female Salt Wind Titan, who had been standing still for a few days, finally moved and took a heavy step towards a certain direction. The male Salt Wind Titan followed in her footsteps, and the two giants, one large and one small, slowly disappeared. In the night.

When the two Titans left, several heads protruded from a crack in the ground nearby, one of which had a bald head and a chicken coop head.

"Master Tiangu, are you sure things will work?" The bald guy asked when he looked at the back of the salt wind Titan.

Jiwotou confidently said: "There is absolutely no problem. As long as they dare to eat the food we prepared proudly, they will definitely be stunned. For that thing, I used the most rare and rare drunk **** flower and ambergris Strong anesthetics, even if the ancient gods eat it, they will be unconscious, there will be no accidents, don't worry.

These two are the masters of Bali and Tiangu who have gone back and forth.