My Skills Are Not Serious

What the **** is the little fox calling me "Mom"? Am I not deaf?

Chen Fang was a little confused, but after thinking about it, he felt something was wrong.

"Prabu." The chick called again when Chen Fang was stunned.

Only then did Chen Fang react. It was not the little fox who called him "Mom" just now, but the chick who called him.

This is weird, because I clearly signed a contract with the little fox, why is it that the chicks are communicating with him?

"What's the matter?" Chen Fang asked, looking at Jimo.

"The little chicken just grabbed the little fox's oath of contract." Jimo said dumbfoundedly, and she also described the situation to Chen Fang just now.

"Are you making a mistake, why did it do it?"

Chen Fang's eyes widened.

Wenren pointed to the chick on the head of the little fox and said, "You have to ask it."

Chen Fang looked at the chick seriously and asked, "Say, why are you calling my mother?"

I had a fight before, and I turned my head around and called to my mother, which was unreasonable.

"Prabu." The chick stared at Chen Fang and called.

"Others can't beat you, it's a weak chicken, but that's not the reason you call my mother."

After Chen Fang finished speaking, he continued to wait for the chick to answer, but he didn't notice the hatred of other people in the room because of what he just said.

Weak chicken? It's literally correct. It's true that we haven't beaten this chicken. We are weaker than a chicken. But why do you want to beat you so much?

Jimo and the others looked at Chen Fang with different gazes, but did not make any movements, but continued to watch Chen Fang communicate with the chicks.

"Prabhu."

"There were really only so many people there when you were born."

"Prabhu."

"So it must not be your mother who is weaker than you? Wouldn't it be too rash to find your mother like this?"

"Prabhu."

"I didn't understand your logic, but have you considered that we look different?"

"Prabhu."

"You believe it will be the same when you grow up? Where does your confidence come from."

"Prabhu." The chick looked excited.

"Fogcao, why do I dislike you?" Chen Fang wrinkled his face.

"Prabhu." The chick said that's what you think.

"I've served you, I can't communicate anymore, I love it." Chen Fang surrendered.

"Also don't call me mom, just call me dad if you want."

"You can communicate with me like this not long after you were born. It's also a strange thing." Chen Fang said at last.

In our opinion, you are even more amazing, you actually recognize a son of a chicken and surround the audience's voice.

Chen Fang is also helpless. A little chicken insists on admitting himself as an elder. If he doesn't admit it, he will be ready to beat others. He also said that when he grows up, he will pay the price for abandoning him now. Are you afraid of such a threat? Real Nima is unreasonable.

In no way, Chen Fang had to recognize such a little chicken son, but on condition that he changed his name to Dad.

"Prabu?" The chick looked at Chen Fang suspiciously.

After hearing this, Chen Fang walked to Jimo and pointed to her chest in the other's puzzled eyes and said, "See you, there are breasts, female, female, this is the gender of mom."

Then Chen Fang pointed to his chest again: "There are roots on the top and the bottom, male, male, it's dad, understand."

"Experience it for yourself."

After talking, Chen Fang put down the little fox and pinched the chick on Jimo's chest. He didn't seem to notice the blue veins appearing on Jimo's forehead at this time. Other women on the side saw Chen Fang's show operation, and their mouths opened into "O" ".

"Prabu?" The chick jumped on Jimo's chest and looked at Chen Fang suspiciously.

"Why can I still use breastfeeding?" Chen Fang said casually.

"Pabu, Pabu." The little chicken's eyes lit up when he heard it, and immediately yelled at Chen Fang.

"No, it doesn't belong to me, it can't be the lord, should I help you ask?"

Chen Fang looked at Jimo, whose face was already tarnished, with some embarrassment. He pointed to the chick on her chest and asked embarrassedly: "The baby is hungry and wants to breastfeed. Is it convenient for you?"

When other people heard this, black lines appeared on their foreheads.

Uncle, are you molesting? Still die? Or do you want to **** die?

Gong Xiaobai, who was watching, felt that something terrible might happen next.

"puff"

"Cough cough cough..."

Zaku and Neha who were still drinking in the house sprayed water again, this time they were choked and coughed wildly.

Chen Fang glanced at the two mad orcs strangely. He didn't know why they reacted so strongly. He turned around and saw Jimo's black face and suddenly reacted.

"Sorry, I have forgotten that you are the eldest daughter of Huang Hua." Chen Fang said embarrassedly.

Chen Fang looked at the chicken chicks apologetically and said, "Son, I'm sorry, your aunt can't help her."

"Prabhu?"

The chicks stretched out their wings and pointed at the other girls with weird weapons.

"No, it's all the same, there is no milk. You just **** in the air, you just **** in the air." Chen Fang said with a shrug.

Well, with Chen Fang's words, the foreheads of the females with murder weapons in the room all have green veins, and they tend to be blackened.

What do you mean? Inhale air?

Do you think we are fake?

The girls began to pinch their fingers and move their necks towards Chen Fang.

Chen Fang suddenly felt a chill until the tail vertebra hit the back of his neck. He subconsciously tightened his clothes, thinking that it would get cold outside again.

At this time, Chen Fang didn't notice that a group of women were gearing up to surround him, but continued to talk to the chicks.

"Oh, father and son recognize each other, and the son's first request was not met, and my father failed."

"But don't worry, there will be a chance to find you a mother animal that only has milk to milk you."

Up to now, Chen Fang has officially entered the role of "father". Of course, Chen Fang doesn't really treat chicks as his sons. His current mentality is a bit like those of Blue Star who raise pets as "sons". Mentality.

"Prabhu."

The chick nodded in response, and then with his small eyes despised the many women who surrounded the father and son in a circle.

The small eyes of death suddenly made the anger of these women with murder weapons explode like oil.

"It's good to understand, but you can't say that. It's just a metaphor, it's not a fake. It's natural to be so long, it's not to be underestimated. It's normal for you to be young and not understand.

After an explanation, Chen Fang comfortedly touched the fluff on the chicks, acting like a father and son.

After speaking, Chen Fang withdrew his attention from the chicks, thinking about going to the toilet and peeing, but noticed that he was surrounded by eight human women and a mad orc woman.

"Why surround me, the air is not circulating, it's hard to breathe some fresh air." Chen Fang complained ~www.ltnovel.com~ Ha ha. "

The girls sneered.

The chick standing on Jimo's chest felt dangerous instinctively. Just about to jump back on Chen Fang's head, he was pinched by a white hand, and it couldn't escape no matter how hard it struggles.

Charming clutched the chick with a smile on her face, but the cold light in her eyes flashed. She sent the chick to the mouth of the Liuli Jiao She who was in her hand and said, "Come, mother, this is dinner."

Others grabbed Chen Fang's hands and feet separately, and restrained him from moving. Jimo and Wen Ren clasped their fists and walked to Chen Fang with a sly smile on their faces.

Even though Chen Fang was dull, he realized that the atmosphere was not right, and immediately shouted, "What do you want to do?"

"The baby wants to breastfeed, you look for me?"

Jimo punched Chen Fang in the abdomen.

"Wow."

Chen Fang felt that his bladder tightened with the punch just now. This was the rhythm of peeing.

"Looks?"

Wenren was also unambiguous, and followed him with a punch.

"Oh."

Chen Fang felt that he couldn't hold it anymore.

"I was wrong, elder sisters, let me go first, let me go to the toilet, I need to pee my pants."

"Hold it, wait for us to die." Jimo shouted loudly.

"Where did I provoke you?" Chen Fang asked recklessly.

On the side, Gong Xiaobai sighed and shook his head, and then he squeezed through Yiyiyaya who was anxious uncle who couldn't get into the crowd.

"Let's go."

"We want to save Uncle." Yiyi said.

"It's no help. Let's find a piece of cloth. We can help your uncle later."

"???"

That night, the wailing sound from the stone house echoed over the empty town, scaring away many mutant beasts wandering outside the town trying to enter the town.