My Skills Are Not Serious

It was three days after Chen Fang woke up. When he opened his eyes, he saw Jimo and others with complicated expressions on their faces, and heard the voice of Yiyi Yaya who was clamoring for me to come first. .

"What's wrong, why are you looking at me so strangely?"

Chen Fang sat up from the bed strenuously. The sequelae caused by his anger made his muscles aches and he felt weak. The arms that supported his body kept shaking on the edge of the bed. If it weren't for Jimo to hold him up, he might fall back. Up.

"Chen Fang, there is something you need to explain."

Charming moved a chair and sat in front of the bed, looking at Chen Fang with a heavy expression, as if interrogating a prisoner.

"What's wrong, I just woke up now, I shouldn't be able to do anything bad." Chen Fang was taken aback.

"You gave birth to a child, don't you know, you actually looked for other wild women outside with us behind your back, still having a baby, a scumbag." Charming suddenly said with a sad expression.

Chen Fang touched his head subconsciously, and he was really bald. No, it’s not a matter of entanglement in baldness or not. The monk with a two-faced face can't touch his head in a daze, "What the **** are you talking about? Why am I a scumbag, please make it clear."

It was about innocence, and there were Jimo Wenren and two apprentices present, Chen Fang didn't want people to misunderstand.

Charming turned and pointed behind him, Chen Fang looked over and saw Yiyi Yaya sitting on a small bench and looking at a girl who was only two or three years old, vying for the right to hug her face.

On the side of the bench, there are still chicks and little foxes trembling like warming each other and hugging each other.

The girl has long black hair that reaches the hips, a pair of black and clear eyes, soft and full red lips, a cute little nose, and exquisite features that make up a beautiful and lovely face like a porcelain doll, revealing a crystal clear face. Snow skin jade skin, under the sunlight through the window, emits an ivory halo, wearing a small white skirt, ignoring the impatient expression on her face, looking like a fairy in mythology .

This cute little elf is sitting on a small bench like a big horse golden sword. His chubby little hands are waving like flies to drive away Yiyi Yaya who keeps coming to her. The mouth of two deciduous teeth, babbling milky milky voices that others can’t understand, it should mean saying rejection or don’t bother me, with a small face with an impatient little The expression, let alone how cute it is.

Oh, it's so cute, the old man's girly heart is split.

Chen Fang found that he had no resistance to cute things, and he seemed to hug his face in the past.

No, who is this baby? Why do you look familiar? It's strange, looking at only two or three years old, is it a child of an acquaintance? But among the people I know, there is no one who has children of this age.

"Whose child is this?" Chen Fang asked curiously.

"Take a look at it yourself."

Charming retracted her sad fake expression and showed a weird smile.

Chen Fang looked at the charming strangely, and turned his inquiries to Jimo and Wenren, but did not get an answer from them, so he looked at the girl carefully.

Looking around, Chen Fang noticed something strange about the girl.

Hey, black hair and black pupils. No one I know has this characteristic, and I am the only one, which is strange.

Not to mention, this hair and eyes resemble me, wait, it looks a bit like I used to be at Blue Star, and a little like Aleus, could it be me and Aleus...

Chen Fangyue looked at the girl more like a fusion between himself and Aleus. It is true that the girl’s eyebrows have too many similarities between the two of them. Of course, the similarities are the majority of Aleus. Otherwise, Lori would not be so. Pretty.

And the most important point is that when Chen Fang saw the girl, there was a feeling of blood connection invisible, like a piece of flesh falling from his own body. This feeling cannot be said, but Chen Fang can feel it. It’s incredible.

Hell, Aleus is just a soul body. Even if I have the ability, I can't make a soul pregnant, let alone Aleus is in my body, I can't say that I am indecent, and I and Aleus did not happen. What happened.

Chen Fang was puzzled.

Could it be that when I fainted in my soul before, she was wrong to me? Chen Fang thought of it suddenly, but quickly denied it.

That's not right, this child is obviously a living person, and Aleus is only born from the soul.

But who is Aleus? Could it be me, stop joking, gender is male, I don't have this function.

Chen Fang wanted to break his head and couldn't think of why, so he could only ask with a wry smile, "Just tell me what the **** is going on with this kid."

"Sister Wu just said that she was born to you." Wen Ren raised his eyebrows and said.

"I gave birth?"

Chen Fang looked at Wenren, showing that you were teasing me.

A man gives birth to a baby, a strange story in the world, who believes what you say, don’t have to challenge the Three Views, you really think of me as a fool.

Chen Fang glanced at the people and asked Jimo. In his opinion, the most reliable one in this room is the most stable Jimo. She would not speak casually.

"What they said is true. You gave birth to the child. The people present watched the birth of the child with their own eyes." Jimo nodded and said solemnly.

Chen Fang was stunned when he heard it, especially unbelieving, and looked at his two apprentices.

Luo Luo and Luo Luo nodded.

One or two people said that Chen Fang could still not believe it, but even Jimo and Luoluo were as sure that the child was born by himself and that he was not well.

Chen Fang's pupils shrank, and he hurriedly got up and opened his pants and underwear to look inside.

Fortunately, the stick didn't crack, it shouldn't come out of here.

With a sigh of relief, Chen Fang loosened his pants.

Suddenly he thought of something again. He stretched out his hand and peeked at his butt. The chrysanthemum did not bloom as usual, and then he lifted up the shirt he had been put on by an unknown person, and looked at his stomach. It was intact.

This is weird. Everything I can think of is okay. How this little girl was born, and she was two or three years old when she was born, so weird.

Chen Fang is so confused. Could it be that he used his mouth to lay eggs like the Piccolo Devil?

Can't it, my mouth is not that big, if it really comes out of it, it will collapse early.

"Stop teasing me, what the **** is going on."

Chen Fang felt that he was about to collapse.

In the end, Jimo couldn't bear Chen Fang's dying, and directly told the story of the little girl.

The little girl was indeed "born" by Chen Fang. Of course, it was not born as a male by Chen Fang, but when she became a white tree and dug it back for Wenren, she got married in two days. Fragrant big fruit.

Although the fruit is attractive, Jimo and others dare not pick it for fear that it will hurt Chen Fang~www.ltnovel.com~ But the greedy little fox and chicks took advantage of the time when everyone was gone, and they cooperated to remove the fruit. Steal food.

The fruit fell, and Chen Fang changed from a tree shape back to a human shape. He was just seen by Yiyiya Bu, who was holding a shower to water his uncle, and Jimo and others who came back.

After carrying Chen Fang into the room, they became curious about the big fruit that they picked. They remembered the deliciousness and efficacy of the fruit that Chen Fang "raw" had eaten before. The two female pets decided to split the food, and they decided to divide the fruit. At that time, the fruit split on its own, like a fairy tale from a certain island country, a little girl popped out of it, and the girls were instantly stunned.

A little girl popped out of a fruit, and the fruit was born from the "male" tree, Chen Fang, which is simply too challenging to see.

At that time, the little girl seemed to be very angry. Catching the chicks and the little fox was just a chase. The little fox had no force but only charm, but it was not effective for the little girl. It was quickly cleaned up. The chicks are not easy to provoke. , But I had never beaten a short-handed little girl who was two or three years old and was rubbed on the ground all night.

The little girl’s resentment seemed very big, she really had to hit the chicks and the little fox all night on the ground. The Jimo girls originally wanted to stop, but the little girl is so cute and cute. When the little fox just got hurt and didn't kill him, they also let her go, helping them to teach these two lawless little things.

The little girl who was relieved after beating all night followed Jimo and the others back to the room, and then Chen Fang woke up.

Chen Fang was stupid to hear that he was a complete individual. He really had to "birth" a baby. This counts as unmarried first pregnancy, but he is still a baby, a man, and a "mother".

This world is crazy.