My Summons Are Weird

After Lu Yu got up, he looked at Lulutis floating in the air in front of him and yawned.

I don't know why, but my dream last night was filled with black fog and ubiquitous tentacles.

In the dream, he played hide and seek all night with tentacles who always wanted to get entangled.

This will wake up, and my mind will still be filled with a bunch of weird images that tentacles want to wrap around.

Regardless of Lulutis, Lu Yu walked to the baffle of the tree hole and glanced outside.

At this time, the sky was slightly bright, and the snow that suddenly fell last night had stopped, and there was not much snow.

The fall of the first snow filled Lu Yu with a sense of crisis.

Without him, he had no food reserves for the winter at all.

Lu Yu sighed, walked to his straw nest, and began to count his existing food.

Pine nuts, two mineral water bottles.

Unknown, but I have personally observed thirteen fruits that other animals can eat without any problems, and the sizes are still uneven.

The last squirrel left by Lu Yu's house was raided.

"Too little..." Lu Yu was worried.

"Are you worried about food?" Lulutis's spiritual magic turned on the connection mode without warning.

Lu Yu, who was immersed in the daily life of machinery, finally came to his senses. Last night, he had a new guest in his tree hole.

Thinking of the squirrel Lulutis ate last night, Lu Yu couldn't help but have a headache.

One more person divides the food...

"are you hungry?"

"Even if my body becomes like this, I still need to maintain energy intake."

Lu Yu also felt that he asked a very stupid question.

He poured out half a bottle of pine nuts, put them in the lunch box and a small bowl, and divided them equally.

"The food is very lacking, I can only eat so much today."

Lulutis looked at the pine nuts in her bowl and was silent for a while.

"Thank you for your food. I won't eat it for free. You can say where you need my help."

Lu Yu used his fingernails to fight with the pine nut shell, and when he heard Lulutis' voice, he laughed.

I got another piece of useful information.

Lulutis is not willing to ask for her own food for nothing.

After eating my food yesterday, I thank myself.

This is education and a good character.

Lu Yu didn't talk nonsense: "I don't have enough food, I need to stock up on food rations before the cold winter comes."

"Excuse me, do you have a good appetite?"

Lulutis was stunned for a while, then glanced at the mineral water bottle that Lu Yu used to store relaxo.

"That kind of pine nuts in a strange magical container, at least, I can eat a bottle a day."

Lu Yu thought about it, and probably figured out Lulutis's appetite.

"Wait for me to go out. Come and help. The food for the two of us is not easy to get together. I just hope we can have better luck."

"As for this..." Lu Yu picked up the mineral water bottle and shook it, "Isn't this some magic container, just plastic?"

"Plastic, what do you mean?"

"…"

Lu Yu and Lulutis stared at each other... Oh, Lulutis' black misty body seems to have no eyes...

"Plastic is..." Lu Yu, who found that the explanation was wrong, waved his hand irritably, "You don't need to know too much about science."

"Science?" Lulutis asked. "What is science?"

"…"

Lu Yu regretted entangled in this topic.

Talking about science with a magician from another world, talking about magic with a child who grew up under the red flag, is just as absurd.

Seeing Lu Yu's embarrassment, Lulutis no longer bothered about this topic, but concentrated on eating pine nuts.

To say that Lulutis' tentacles are really convenient, each of the dozen or so tentacles twisted a pine nut and rubbed it hard to peel off the outer shell of the pine nut.

This multi-threaded work is extremely efficient, making Lulutis eat pine nuts one by one.

"Turn off your spiritual magic, I can hear the sound of your chewing!"

After speaking, Lu Yu handed Lulutis his pine nuts.

"It's not for you to eat, it's for you to peel it for me. Anyway, you have a lot of tentacles and it's easy to use."

Lulutis did not refuse, and neatly helped Lu Yu deal with the pine nuts.

Although pine nuts are sweet and delicious, they are not very filling.

Lulutis is okay. According to her, this body should have inherited the previous food intake, so there is no need to eat too much.

But Lu Yu is an adult after all. After eating these pine nuts with hot water, let alone half-full, it's not enough for a stomach.

"I hope to have a good harvest today." Lu Yu prayed to himself.

Maybe it's because of bad luck for too long, good luck comes.

Not long after Lu Yu and Lulutis left the tree hole, they found a lone wolf that was frozen **** the ground. It was covered in wounds, and it was unknown what it was fighting with.

Lu Yu and Lulutis, who licked the bag as soon as they went out, were very happy, at least they didn't have to worry about eating tonight.

The traps made by Lu Yu are very rough.

Dig a large hole with dense, sharpened sticks underneath.

Finally, cover the pothole with branches.

Lu Yu couldn't figure out a trap that was too elaborate. This trap was the best thing he could come up with.

And the results were not bad. Small animals stumbled in and jumped in disorder, which was basically a cold end.

In a month, three or two unlucky beasts always fall into this trap.

Of course, these grotesque beasts will never die if they step on them, that is, they will be injured and bleed.

It's just that this bloodstain often leads to the arrival of some uninvited guests... For example, the white wolf.

The leftovers that the white wolf hunted were always handled by Lu Yu, which even gave him the illusion that he was cooperating with the white wolf.

It turns out that good luck doesn't last forever, and the trap is empty.

Lu Yu, who had found nothing, was about to turn around and let Lulutis float up to a few nearby trees to see if there were any tree holes to dig.

The tentacles wrapped around Lu Yu's waist without warning, and slammed back.

Before Lu Yu could realize what happened, a small dirt bag next to the area where the trap was located suddenly burst open.

A mass of light green lustre radiated under the light, with a slightly transparent gel-like object jumping into view.

Its entire body is like a piece of soft candy that has been bent by someone, showing an arched shape, and a strange green light flashes at the front end of its body.

Moments before the green light fully lit up, Lulutis' tentacles stabbed out like sharp cones.

The sharpness of Lulutis' tentacles was beyond Lu Yu's imagination, and she easily pierced through the monster's body, like a string of candied haws.

The sound of "puff" sounded one after another, and the monster's body quickly shrunken, and a large amount of light green juice flowed out of its body and dripped to the ground.

"Don't be stunned, didn't you bring tools to pick up the juice!"

Lulutis' voice made Lu Yu rush into action.

Taking out a bottle from his backpack, looking at the viscous green juice, he hesitated for a moment, and pressed the mouth of the bottle against the hole where the leaking monster was pierced.

The fingers lightly touched the monster's body, it was very cold, and the touch was similar to squeezing a piece of gel.

After Lu Yu filled the bottle, the juice became less and less. As Lulutis slowly pulled out its tentacles, the monster's half-shrinked body fell to the ground.

"What is this, Slime?"

After Lulutis kept waving his tentacles to get rid of the mucus, Lu Yu finally found the opportunity to ask his doubts.

Lulutis gave an "oh" in surprise.

"You still know Slime?"

"Know some."

"It is indeed a slime, yes, this is an omnivorous jungle slime. Under normal circumstances, it can survive by absorbing the nutrients of sunlight, the earth, and vegetation."

"But...when winter comes, in order to ensure sufficient energy, they will start hunting mode."

"When an unsuspecting person like you is paralyzed by him, a large amount of corrosive liquid will be secreted... Anyway, in the end, even the bone residue will become its nutrients."

With lingering fears, Lu Yu looked at the stall on the ground. He did see the green rhizomes exposed just now, but he was so anxious to look at the trap that he ignored this terrifying detail.

"The rest of the body tissue of the slime can be eaten. I'm going to take it back... You know slime, so can you cook slime?"

Depend on!

This is too much.

How do you cook this sticky stuff?

wait, wait...

viscose...

Is it possible that after cooking it, you can taste the gummy texture similar to the stewed pork knuckle?

Finished, UU reading www. When uukanshu.com thought of pork knuckle, Lu Yu's mouth was filled with tears.

A month, a whole month!

He really wanted to eat meat happily, gulps of pork belly, rock candy elbows with a big bowl of rice.

"Are you sure you can eat it?" Lu Yu asked.

Lulutis said, "When I attended the imperial court banquet, I ate at least three slime-related dishes and four slime-related desserts."

"Slimes absorb energy and convert it into pure magic elements. It is a treasure. There is even an industry dedicated to keeping slimes in captivity. You really don't know?"

"How do I know, I saw a live slime for the first time today!" Lu Yu explained.

"This means, no one in your area has ever eaten slime? What kind of food desert, even slime dishes dare not develop."

I don't know if there is a problem with Lulutis's spiritual magic. Why did this topic turn to the desert of food.

There is no slime menu, that's because we haven't seen a slime before, okay?

Can't bear it.

When Lu Yu left school after graduation, he brought a backpack of bottles and jars with all kinds of seasonings, because he was delicious.

In the school cafeteria, Mr. Ke was fed, and Mr. Ke had to pass a sanity check, which tortured Lu Yu's taste buds all the time, and finally forced Lu Yu to learn both hands.

Isn't he just a slime, be him!

He dug out a tree hole and robbed a group of squirrels.

Lulutis put a string of slime on her tentacles and held it above her head.

The two who had been busy for a long time left the area with the joy of harvesting. Before leaving, Lu Yu made some disguise for the trap, looking forward to the harvest next time.