My Summons Are Weird

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While Noel was leaving, the head maid asked DeVec what kind of state banquet should be prepared. According to diplomatic etiquette, the emperor's meeting must be of the highest standard, but the sudden visit caused Solon to be unprepared, so that some this question.

"The highest." Divick said decisively.

He didn't want to be laughed at by Noel, believing that Solon was so weak that even the emperor's meeting-level state banquet had to be searched.

"Comfortable, comfortable."

Noel returned to the conference room with a comfortable face, put an arm around the maid next to him, and swam uneasily towards Xiao Jingjing with the other hand. After being patted by her, he let out a pained cry.

Xiao Jingjing also felt that this did not give Noel face. After all, it is the solemnity of the emperor's meeting... Forget it, it is difficult to talk about solemnity when Noel exists.

DeVick struggled to keep his emotions in check, and he could throw a tantrum in a private meeting, but Noel had brought two ladies with him, and doing so would have made him seem very impersonal.

"It's late in the evening. The envoys of Slago should be hungry. Solon won't be stingy with providing a rich dinner?"

Di Vick snorted lightly, as expected.

"The envoys will be received by Ser Solon, and explain your purpose."

"You're in a hurry, do you want to send me away?"

"Unlike you, Solon's land is still ravaged by infestation, the defense line is crumbling, and the various races are helping but barely maintaining the status quo." Divick sarcastically, "Unlike some people, I am very busy, Noel. "

Noel smiled disapprovingly, and then shifted the topic to the front line: "You should already know that the summoning template provided by the Holy Nation comes from Gluttony, right? How is your experience?"

Di Vick's perception of gluttons is not very good. Summoning scholar Du Juan has tried to communicate with him several times, but he has been rejected. The reason is lame and clumsy, like a deliberate tease.

After the story of Master Du Juan spread, magicians who had a good relationship with him all criticized him, but since he was the lover of Sera, the God of Radiance, and he left the area of ​​the Four Kingdoms after Laurent's death, he was very concerned about him. Discussions and accusations have also gradually diminished.

It was not until the Dipping Invasion that the Gluttony took the initiative to provide a summoning template to the Church. This Gluttony, who was out of everyone's sight and "famously famous", reminded everyone that he was also a Summoner.

The new summoning template has played a vital role. The "empty summoning" has intensified, causing great pressure on defense, and many fronts have collapsed. The new template of Gluttony has not solved this problem, but the stability is not the same as the summoning five hundred years ago. The works of the school can be compared.

but…

"The front-line magician has a high evaluation, but he is a little dissatisfied with the overpayment of the magic channel being deliberately erased."

Not only the front-line magicians, but also the magicians of various universities expressed their dissatisfaction with DiVick. Overpayment can instantly obtain extremely powerful summons through overdrafts, reversing the situation, and at a low cost, only some magician apprentices are needed. .

However, for this friendly proposal, all the information was lost, and none of the information received a response from the glutton. He was as arrogant as ever, just like refusing to talk to Master Du Juan.

"If I have the latest summoning template he provided in my hand, would you like it?"

Divick looked at Noel in surprise at the other end of the table, who had put his hand in the maid's clothes.

"Because of Serra, he has always only contacted the church country. As far as I know, no one has successfully talked to him."

"Now you have a success in front of you." Noel grinned triumphantly.

Di Vick's eyebrows trembled slightly, but the corners of his mouth were still disdainful: "The credibility is doubtful, the Church has not told us that there is a new template, do the gluttons empathize and fall in love with your maids and painters? ?"

Under DiVic's gaze, Noel stood up slowly.

"Is the banquet okay?"

He wanted Noel to go deeper and describe the new template in detail... The feeling of powerlessness struck, Divick held his forehead with his hand, dealing with Noel was really troublesome.

Even knowing that this might be Noel shifting the subject, he had to take the bait - the template is crucial to the flow of the battle.

The sumptuous dishes were quickly brought in by one of the maids. When the maids introduced the names and ingredients of the dishes, Noel remained loyal to his desires, touched their thighs and compared them with his own maids.

DeVick, who was tormented by the prospect of moving the conversation forward at the banquet, never found the right opportunity to revisit the new template.

Noel praised the wine provided by Solon. After drinking two jugs, Noel blushed. Holding the jug, he came to Di Vick's side. experience, including but not limited to…

What kind of body and what kind of stockings.

True beauty does not need to be naked, hazy, half-exposed, not showing desire, and welcoming is the kingly way.

Different clothes can make the same person release different charms, and a beautiful woman can be a different person under the embellishment of clothes and makeup.

Slago would hold a grand drag party after the dip, where everyone would dress up in different styles and walk around the palace.

Just when DeVick was irritable and planned to forcibly interrupt Noel, the other party suddenly blushed and threw up a jug.

"I need…"

Divek, who already knew what Noel was going to say, waved his hand and saw that it was his head maid, he whispered: "Let the people from Slego follow, by the way, find some sober potions and mix them into the juice. Send it to him."

Considering that the banquet would continue after Noel's return, Divick looked at the two maids who were somewhat restrained across the table, and greeted his head maid in a gracious manner to ask about the food they liked and let the chef prepare it.

Noel was away, and the two maids were a little cautious. After speaking timidly, they lowered their heads and dared not look directly at Di Vick.

Divick was very satisfied with the performance of the two maids, and the majesty he did not find in the unruly Noel was satisfied, which made him smile all the time during the waiting period, but Noel had not returned.

Through the black owl, he learned that Noel was very drunk, and after vomiting for a long time, he recovered a little sober after drinking the hangover juice confirmed by the guards to be non-toxic.

When DiVick was a little impatient, Noel returned to the banquet hall, who was a little arrogant.

He apologized repeatedly: "gaps, good wine always makes people greedy."

"If you really like it, I can send..."

"Thank you, then." Noel said embarrassedly, "I don't want it for nothing, the new template. After I go back, I will let the mages rubbed it on Solon."

Di Vick was stunned for a moment, staring at the person in front of him, as if to get to know him again...

"I am different from others. I can always distinguish between priorities. To be short-sighted, I say that this is for the continuation of the four major countries. To be more broad-minded is for the future of Mela. Immersion is the common enemy of all races. We should temporarily put aside our personal interests. Gratitude, work together instead of calculating each other..." Noel looked sincere, "Are you right?"

"That's nature, God is above, the earth can learn from my heart, and disaster has united us." Divek was righteous and serious.

Noel did not continue to chat. He took the wine that the head maid had just brought in, and took a few mouthfuls of the delicate dishes on the table, filling his empty stomach. At the same time, he did not forget to tell the head maid to quickly move the wine away. The location of the envoy Slago, so that he can take it directly when he leaves...

DeVick retained it symbolically, and the promise of the new template made him a lot more pleasing to the eyes of Noel, the clown.

The two met privately at the dinner party today, and the matter would soon inadvertently reach the ears of the aliens. When the disaster spread to their territory, Noel would be speechless.

Thinking of this, he ordered more to be moved—as compensation for Tuoslago's launching, it was well worth it.

The drunk Noel refused to stay and also refused to see him off.

Seeing his drunken hand wandering over the two maids and deliberately staggering into their arms, Di Vick was very self-aware and did not insist.

Watching Noel drift away, he couldn't hold back the laughter in his heart any longer, he laughed.

"Thank you, Solon has gained a lot from this dinner."

Leaving the palace, only the guard's distant gaze was on the quiet straight road. Xiao Jingjing confirmed that there was no black owl peeping around, and whispered in Noel's ear.

Noel turned around, kissed a little silence naturally, and then pulled away, not looking like he was drunk and lost in the lake at all.

"The preparations are complete, you need to make some sacrifices before meeting our lovely envoy."

As Noel's head maid, she smiled and untied the thin belt of her clothes, revealing her tender white skin.

Noel shook his head: "Not rigorous enough."

As he said that, he first tore the head maid's white over-the-knee socks one by one, and did the same on the clothes, but instead of tearing them, he left several scratches on them.

He set his sights on the head maid's smooth hair again, fiddling like a chicken coop at first, and then straightening it again, letting the strands of hair sway in the wind.

"Be patient."

After speaking, Noel reached out and pinched the head maid's arms, chest, and thighs a few times, and then let Xiao Jing use magic to bind her wrists and ankles, leaving obvious bruises, and finally lightened her. Saying sorry, he slapped her hard.

The sound attracted the Solonian Guards not far away, but after realizing it was Noel, they all looked away.

Looking at the miserable appearance of the head maid, Noel nodded and said, "As my head maid, you are always the best, pay attention to your acting skills."

After he finished speaking, he looked at Little Silent again.

"Are you sure I want too?"

"Otherwise, how do you explain that you and she were both there?" Noel sighed, "I told you to leave with me, but you didn't listen... As Sleige's will, are you sure you want to back down at this moment? "

Looking at Noel who was constantly approaching, Xiao Jing gritted his teeth: "I'll do it myself!"

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In the messenger banquet hall, where the envoys of Slego and Solon's honorable guests were enjoying themselves, they had seen too many outrageous behaviors of their own emperors.

It is not without precedent for ignorant to suddenly visit other countries, so after being a little frightened, everyone left everything behind and happily used the banquet to exchange feelings, and the topic gradually developed to the gameplay after the banquet.

Because the emperor may have wonderful ideas all the time, Slago's envoys, without exception, only dared to sip their wine politely, for fear that Noel suddenly...

The door of the banquet hall was slammed open, and the envoys did not hear the sing-along, but were wondering when they heard someone whispering Noel's name softly.

Noel stared at everyone in the banquet hall with a gloomy face, and then gave a heavy high-five: "People from Slego, the banquet is over, all the envoys in Solon will leave with me... Remember, I I mean, all!"

"If you don't leave, you will be at your own risk!"

Sleige's envoy had never seen his emperor show such a terrifying expression, and the ferocity in his tone was penetrating.

The nobles of Solon saw the pitiful and disheveled two women behind Noel. They were thinking about what would make this absurd emperor who indulged in femininity fight against the woman he loved.

Noel left, leaving behind the confused Solonians, and Divick, who also frowned and didn't know the cause and effect.

Overnight, the unidentified envoys from various places in Slago received a message from the king's capital Kresto. The wording in the message was unprecedented, and the tone of voice was unprecedented. They could not tolerate any hesitation, and they returned to Slago one by one. . UU Reading www.uukanshu.com

Infecting the front line, Sleigo has not yet dispersed, and the legions deployed into the coalition are on standby. When confronted with the question of the commander of the coalition, they remained silent, and quickly led their respective legions out of the Solon country.

The astonishing order also shocked the country of Slago. Noel did not implement a brutal rule after the purge, which made many nobles in the country still willing to express their views instead of blindly agreeing.

After hearing that Noel had stopped front-line cooperation and stationed troops on the border, many nobles gathered in the palace, trying to figure out what the emperor wanted to do.

Under the repeated questioning and persuasion of the nobles, Noel, who was sitting high on the throne, finally couldn't bear it anymore.

He slapped the eucalyptus, burst into anger, and yelled at the chattering nobles: "Divek slept with my woman, what do you mean, let me hold my breath?"

The power of this sentence is no less than that of throwing the infection into the palace. All the nobles were sluggish and dumbfounded at first, and then, one by one, their mouths opened wide, as if they had been hit by Sayer's Great Silence Technique, unable to utter a single sentence...

Shikoku's hundreds of years of history, this kind of peach news... unprecedented, and the outrageous degree has penetrated everyone's cognitive limit.

"Your Majesty... Your Majesty... What do you mean..." A respected Grand Duke swallowed, "Divek... Is it wrong..."

"Don't understand what I said, he, sleep, now, I, yes, maid, servant!"

"That's my woman!"

Noel jumped off the throne, walked up to the eldest duke, poked him in the chest, and emphasized every word.

"He has to pay for this. Slago will declare war on Solon from now on!"

"I'll fix DeVick before I fix dip!"