My Turret Has a Caliber of Three Thousand Meters

Soon, he remembered where he had heard this name.

Isn't this the first player who bought the phlegm-throwing gun?

"You were the first one to buy a phlegm-throwing gun?"

Chen Jiang glanced at Zhao Ritian at random, and said casually while lying on the rocking chair, "You buy such a garbage item, don't you waste the blood sacrifice?"

On the other hand, Zhao Ritian, who was squatting on the ground, glanced up and pointed his shotgun at his scar dog from beginning to end. He hesitated before speaking.

"Brother Jiang, my personal talent really needs a sticky flamethrower."

"If you can, I hope Brother Jiang, you will sell me your phlegm-stirring guns for a certain price."

"Certainly, of course, I mean if, if those phlegm-stirring guns are of any use to you, you don't need to sell them to me."

"When I become emperor in the future, oh no, my strength will become stronger, and I will definitely repay you a hundredfold, Brother Jiang."

"Oh."

Chen Jiang lay on the rocking chair without turning his head, and said casually, "What is your personal talent?"

"Forehead"

Zhao Ritian hesitated for a while, but still made the personal talent panel public: "Brother Jiang, look."

"Talent name: Father of Slime."

"Talent effect: You can turn any fresh thick phlegm in your sight into a brand-new slime, and make it serve and fight for you!"

"And, every three slimes you have can fuse into a more powerful slime, and the three powerful slimes can still fuse and continue to evolve!"

"Oh?"

Scar Dog squinted his eyes when he saw this talent, thought for a moment and said, "Is other people's thick phlegm okay?"

"Can."

"Regardless of race?"

"It doesn't matter, as long as it's thick phlegm, it's fine, but the premise is that it must be fresh and of a standard, and the phlegm-streaked flamethrower perfectly meets this requirement."

"Slime"

Scar Dog immediately got up, walked to Zhao Ritian's side, looked at the slimes next to him, and asked again, "The green jelly next to you are slimes?"

"Yes."

"What ability do you have?"

"The initial slime can bounce, has no bones, and is relatively soft. It can be used as a bed or a sofa."

"And because the body is boneless, it has a strong effect on blunt weapon defense, such as hammers and the like, and also has a certain defense effect on bullets."

"The bullet will pass completely through the slime without leaving any traces."

"Of course, shotguns can't defend."

"Yes."

Scardog nodded in approval: "I remember that I had a shotgun introduction that it has a strong armor-piercing effect on things like you."

"Can you move things?"

"Yes, but because I have no hands or feet, I can only carry it with my body, and I can't carry things that are too small."

"understood."

Scar Dog narrowed his eyes and fell into thought again, and then said, "You go to the side for a while, and I will talk to Brother Jiang."

"it is good."

After Zhao Ritian left, Scar Dog hurriedly ran to Chen Jiang and said excitedly, "Brother Jiang, I have another excellent idea."

"This design concept can definitely be ranked in the top ten in my perpetual motion series design concepts!"

"Ugh."

Chen Jiang sighed tiredly, took off two leaves to cover his eyes, and said weakly, "Speak, I'll listen."

"You also saw Zhao Ritian's talent. If we take Zhao Ritian away and let him join us, then his talent will be used by us."

"Then we can make a huge, fully automatic slime machine!"

"Except for our many phlegm-throwing guns, we can make a lot of slimes in a day."

"We can also capture a large number of slaves and let these slaves spit for us every day to make slimes."

"Do you know the pig cage?"

"Just put these slaves in a pig cage, only show their heads, just keep spitting on the ground, and let Zhao Ritian stand by and watch."

"Summon each slime."

"Directly complete a slime summoning assembly line!"

"Alas." Chen Jiang lost his temper after being tossed by the scar dog: "But where do normal people get so much paralysis?"

"Simple, smoking and sweets produce the most phlegm."

"All slaves should smoke at least 20 packs of cigarettes a day. They should not worry about phlegm. They should smoke and take a mouthful of sweets. It is best to freeze sweets in the underground river to make them more phlegm."

"But what's the use of having so many slimes?"

"That's so useful!"

"What is the biggest advantage of slime, it's quantity!!"

"And, it's boneless, soft, and can withstand blunt blows!"

"If we can have 10 million slimes, then we can build a moving city out of slimes!"

"Based on slime!"

"And it can also be used as a building material, such as a fence."

"Hundreds of thousands of slimes can be built into a wall and the entire World Tree can be surrounded. Although there is not much defense, at least it feels like home, doesn't it?"

"And the green ones are also good for the eyes. The doctors have said that the green ones are good for the eyes."

"There are many uses."

"No matter how bad it is, you can ask a few slimes to lift your rocking chair, Brother Jiang. That's one more mobile reclining chair, isn't it?"

"And, based on the slime, I can make more perpetual motion machines!"

"Trust me, Brother Jiang, I want Zhao Ritian."

""

Chen Jiang was expressionless and silent for a long time: "I didn't realize you were so fascinated by scientific research before."

"I was also very fascinated before, and I have been expressing my opinions on Tieba, but netizens always scolded me as a civilian, so I gradually stopped expressing my opinions."

"really not bad."

Chen Jiang paused for a while, then nodded lightly: "Go, UU reading www.uukanshu.com I can already imagine that the world tree will be filled with your perpetual motion series design products in the future."

"hey-hey."

Scardog grinned excitedly: "Brother Jiang, you are so kind."

Then he walked towards Zhao Ritian not far away.

Chen Jiang closed his eyes again, and the image of the slime city wall could not help but twitch in the corner of his mouth.

"Zhao Ritian."

Scardog looked at Zhao Ritian in front of him with a serious face: "I have two good news to tell you, which one do you listen to first?"

"what?"

Zhao Ritian was stunned for a moment, and there was a daze in his eyes. What does it mean to have two good news to tell him, which one should he listen to first? Does he have a choice?

"Then listen to the good news first?"

"The first good news is—"

"Both of the human race, when helping each other, Brother Jiang decided to give you all those phlegm flamethrower for free."

"real?!"

A trace of surprise flashed in Zhao Ritian's eyes, and the whole person suddenly cried out in excitement.

He is indeed destined to become the existence of the Great Slime!

Even the strongest human race invested in him in advance!

"real."

Seeing Zhao Ritian's reaction, Scar Dog nodded with satisfaction.

"The second good news is that you have been incorporated, so you can follow us in the future."

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