My Weird Life

  Chapter 114 Classification and Grading of Stupidity (4K, 12)

   "Mr. Su is back!"

   "Mr. Su!"

   "The mud tires in our eyes disappeared, is this a good thing or a bad thing?"

  …

   East Exit of Longshan Set,

   When many villagers saw Su Wu's figure emerging from the shadows, their faces were full of surprise, and they gathered around and asked questions.

   Yun Nishang stood at the front of the crowd, raising her hand to signal everyone to be quiet.

   The noise of the people was indeed much smaller because of her gestures.

  Su Wu was expressionless and didn't answer any of the villagers' questions. The arm that grew under his arm tore the shadows,

   quickly dragged out one after another pale people from the shadows.

   After those people got out of the shadows, they were all fighting with each other, standing unsteadily, clutching their chests one by one, or gasping for breath, or trembling all over.

  Normal people are shrouded in strange rhyme, and they will have various uncomfortable reactions.

   "Zhi Yong!"

   "Dad, Daddy is back!"

   "Xiaofen, Xiaofen..."

  The villagers saw the familiar people being dragged out of the shadows by Su Wu, and immediately exploded the pot.

  Accounting Li saw his son at a glance among those people,

   On the way, he endured his grief and assisted the village chief to move the crowd. He originally thought that his son would never come back and his bones could not be found.

   I didn't expect Su Wu to find his son directly,

   immediately shouted and strode towards his son.

   When the other villagers saw their relatives being recovered, most of them reacted with excitement, either crying or embracing each other.

   After experiencing this life and death calamity, everyone's mentality has changed in different ways.

  The villagers gathered around their missing relatives and greeted them with concern.

   For a while, Su Wu's side was deserted,

   No one continued to ask him, is the disappearance of the mud tires in the visual a good thing or a bad thing? They are now focusing on the missing and recovered villagers.

   Yun Nishang, Master Huang Daochang are still standing on Su Wu's side,

   watched Su Wu drag the last person out of the shadows.

  —perhaps a ‘mud tire’ would be more appropriate.

   The chest of this 'mud tire' was slightly heaving, indicating that he was still breathing, and he was Zhou Yang who was brought back by Su Wu.

  Because of the muddy skin, he was always under the erosion of strange charm,

   He was wrapped in the shadow of Su Wu, but he was the one who was least affected.

   As soon as he was dragged out of the shadows, his eyelids slowly wriggled, trying to open his eyes.

   "This is... a living person?" Looking at Zhou Yang's undulating chest, Xie Yunqing looked frightened and asked Su Wu in a low voice.

"Yes."

  Su Wu nodded.

Looking at Yun Nishang: "Does he still have any help? He has been severely eroded by the strange charm of the intestines of Sanqing - but, if it weren't for him, these villagers would not be able to come back. If they can be saved, I hope your officials will be strange. The Countermeasures Department will do everything in our power to help.”

   If it wasn't for Zhou Yang's live broadcast, Su Wu wouldn't be able to find the key to breaking the game,

  If Zhou Yang did not do his best to maintain his sanity and fight against Wei Yun, most of the villagers who cling to him to form a mud tire would be walking dead lost in their minds.

   Zhou Yang unintentionally exerted a lot of force,

   His previous actions were both saving himself and saving others. Such a great contribution cannot be ignored.

   Hearing what Su Wu said, Yun Nishang's expression became solemn.

"Let me see."

   She replied in a low voice, then half squatted next to Zhou Yang to check his condition carefully, and after a while, her expression relaxed a little: "His injuries are very serious, and the cortex is almost completely replaced by the mud skin.

   But being eroded by such a serious rhyme, he still has life and self-awareness, and it can be seen that his physique and will are very good.

   Under normal circumstances, this kind of injury cannot be cured even by modern medicine.

  However, adopting the method of accommodating the quirk and replacing the layer of mud-shell skin on his body with the quirk can just save his life.

   There is currently a green-skinned monster in the prison. With his talent and will, he can accommodate the green-skinned monsters in the prison, and the success rate is very high. "

   Yun Nishang finished speaking and looked at Su Wu.

  Su Wu looked at Zhou Yang on the ground and asked, "Would you like to?"

   When Yun Nishang was talking, Zhou Yang had already woken up from a coma, and he opened his eyes even more.

   He heard the words of the two just now.

   Hearing Su Wu questioning himself, his eyes were hesitant: "I-I didn't understand..."

"If you don't accommodate the trick, with your current injury, you will die in about seven days to half a month." Yun Nishang also looked at Zhou Yang and explained aloud, "If you contain the trick, you can use it sparingly. weird power,

   can prolong life by about three to five years.

   If you are lucky, you may find something that competes with your own strangeness, and you may live longer.

  Are you willing to accept Wei and become people like us? "

   "I'm willing, I'm willing!" After Yun Nishang finished speaking, Zhou Yang blinked his eyes and raised his voice slightly, indicating his will, "I thought I was going to die soon...

   I can live for another three or five years, I have nothing to wish for! "

   "You helped us rescue these villagers,

   It is enough to exchange this credit for an opportunity to accommodate the quirky. Yun Nishang nodded. Embroidery threads stretched out between her five fingers and began to wrap around Zhou Yang's body. "Now rest more and stop talking."

   I will arrange things after that. "

   "Okay, okay." Zhou Yang nodded again and again, before the embroidery thread covered his face, and looked at Su Wu earnestly, "Brother Su, do you remember the series of numbers I told you earlier?"

   "I was about to ask you,

   What does this string of numbers mean? "Su Wu looked confused.

   "Lottery numbers!

  Brother Su, I have suffered two strange incidents in a row. This luck is not something normal people can have...

  You help me buy ten sports lottery tickets with that set of numbers!

   Five notes for you, five notes for me!

  Brother Su, remember to help me report my wife's safety..."

The    embroidery thread gradually wrapped around Zhou Yang's face, blocking his voice.

  Su Wu imagined many possibilities in his mind, but he did not think that the string of numbers that Zhou Yang spat out from his mouth turned out to be a set of lottery numbers...

   He shook his head and smiled.

   After the embroidered lady of Yunnishang wraps the living creature, it can temporarily stabilize the living creature in a fixed state, just like vegetables in the refrigerator, which can maintain their freshness for a period of time.

   She wrapped Zhou Yang with embroidery thread,

   can make Zhou Yang's condition not continue to deteriorate.

   After wrapping Zhou Yang into a 'mummy', she stood up and was about to ask Su Wu, is it good or bad for the mud tires in the vision to disappear?

  Su Wu has already answered in advance: "The intestines of the three cleanses have been temporarily suppressed.

   The strange rhyme surrounding the surrounding mountain road in front dissipated about 70%.

  It is still difficult for ordinary people to cross the mountain road, but it is not difficult for us - I can drag all the villagers into the shadows and bring them out of the village. "

   "Can you take out nearly four hundred people?" Yun Nishang said in shock.

"Yes."

  Su Wu nodded.

   looked at Yun Nishang: "But after taking them out, there will be a monster chasing and killing me, you help me block it.

   Once I regain some strength, I can drive it away again.

   That monster can kill people with the help of shadows,

   However, it can only kill one person at a time, and it will kill people in sequence according to the distance of the shadow - you just need to block it from shooting. "

   Yun Nishang thought for a moment after hearing the words, then nodded in response: "Okay, according to its specific ability, my embroidery girl should be able to block it."

  Su Wu was silent for a while,

Yun Nishang next to    hesitated.

   "The two Trickmasters are dead.

  In order to save the villagers in Longshanji, they sacrificed themselves. After a moment of silence, Su Wu said two words.

   Yun Nishang originally wanted to ask Xiao Jinrong's whereabouts,

   Hearing what Su Wu said at this time, she was not surprised, but nodded: "They died well.

  I will report it to the Countermeasures Department to provide them with additional pensions.

  Do you have the will to…”

   "I have no will." Su Wu glanced at her sideways.

   I know what Yun Nishang wants to ask herself - nothing more than wanting to invite herself to join the official Weird Countermeasures Department.

joke,

   The previous Xu Jin let Su Wu have doubts about the professionalism of this countermeasures department,

   Now I see Yun Nishang almost killed by her two teammates,

   It would be no wonder if he was willing to join such a department.

   Yun Nishang pursed her lips,

   sighed silently inwardly.

   She also knew that she, Xiao Jinrong and others, who represented the official, really left a very bad impression on Su Wu.

   This kind of bad impression is difficult to reverse for a while.

   "Do all the monsters in the Weird Countermeasures Department contain the monsters from the prison?" Su Wu raised a question on the side.

   Yun Nishang was stunned when she heard the words.

   Never thought that Su Wu would be curious about the prison.

   However, she immediately realized that there is a high probability that Su Wu saw Xiao Jinrong being dragged away by the chains of the prison, so she was a little curious about the prison.

   She never thought that Xiao Jinrong was dead.

   Hell finally took away only one of its fingers.

   "No." Yun Nishang shook her head and answered Su Wu's question, "Sixty percent of the treacherous handlers in the Countermeasures Department were born in treacherous prisons.

   Among the 60% of those who control the treacherous prison, some have inherited the treacherous prisoners held in the treacherous prison.

   There are also trick handlers who actively imprison their own tricks in the hell.

   The remaining 40% of those who control the tricks are all trick riders like me, who were recruited from the folk…”

   Speaking of this, Yun Nishang's eyes were a little complicated.

   "Inheriting the tricks held in the prison, the risk is lower, and the damage to the body is smaller, but correspondingly, the power of the tricks they can master is also small.

   The situation of the folk stalker is exactly the opposite of that of the slayer of the prison.

  Because the number of treacherous prisoners in the countermeasures department has the upper hand, and because the 'warrior' is the only means of detention required to detain the monsters in various places, the treacherous prisoners have always occupied a dominant position in the countermeasures department. "

   Yun Nishang just introduced to Su Wu the source of the tricksters of the Countermeasures Department.

  Su Wu can already imagine that there must be constant disputes between the folk fighters in the countermeasures department and the fighters in the prison.

   Their intrigue has spilled over into the handling of bizarre events.

  For example, the battle between Yun Nishang, who was assigned to rescue the villagers, and Xiao Jinrong and Shen Yuanyuan, who assisted her, is a microcosm of the superstructure smashing each other.

   "If the Hell has the ability to imprison and revive strange things everywhere,

  Why don't you bring it in and imprison the weirdness of Longshanji? "Su Wu noticed a key point in Yun Nishang's words and asked directly.

   "I haven't found its body, I'm not familiar with its abilities, and I can't detain it.

   Moreover, there are not many remaining "cells" in the prison, and the detention time must be at least one month apart, so the most important places can only be detained first.

  Before me, someone had already gone to Mingzhou City to explore the location of the Myriad-eyed Ghost in the downtown area of ​​Mingzhou, which might be a 'fierce' level, carrying the 'white coffin' of the ghost prison, ready to imprison this ghost. "Yun Nishang said.

   "Ferocious, white coffin? What is it?"

   "The Appraisal Data Team of the Countermeasures Division divides the tricks into six categories: 'enhanced', 'control', 'ghost-like', 'all-round', 'infection', and 'no concept'.

   At the same time, according to their degree of harm, and the difficulty of arrest and detention, they are further divided into seven grades.

  From low to high, they are 'Chong', 'Disaster', 'Evil', 'Ferocious', 'Famine', 'Disaster', and 'Jiao'.

  The Ten Thousand Eyes will randomly kill the humans in the shrouded area because it covers about two-thirds of the city.

Every time    is illuminated by a lantern, there is a 40% chance of death.

   And the slain will continue to infect the witnesses, causing the witnesses to die, and the characteristics of the ten thousand-eyed cunning body are difficult to find.

   There are three types of urns, black coffins, and white coffins used to imprison the ghosts.

   The level of viciousness is weird, and they are usually held in white coffins. "

   "Only rated as 'Ferocious'?"

   "Because the monsters above the fierce level will be more terrifying.

   For example, the desolation level is called the desolate level.

   is because as soon as it appears, everyone in an area will be killed indiscriminately in a short period of time, with few exceptions.

   Moreover, there is no way to imprison those who are above the murderous level, and there is no way to imprison them, and there may even be no available imprisoning methods in the world. "

  “…”

   "I think you may be looking for the wrong direction of the Myriad Eyes Essence.

   I found a red lantern in the sky above Longshan Yunlong Temple.

   But being reflected by its light, the human head will not fall off.

   Maybe you can send this news back to the headquarters, and let them follow this clue and investigate more. "

  Su Wu looked at Yun Nishang and said something solemnly.

   He shared with Yun Nishang what he discovered about Master Zhao Dao and Ma Xiangu in the well of the old locust tree in Yunlongguan.

   But he concealed the fact that he fed Xiao Jinrong to the two Qing Dynasty 'characters'.

   "This is a very important clue, I have already written it down!" Yun Nishang nodded heavily, her eyes vaguely excited, "In order to facilitate our communication in the future, can I add your social account?"

"no."

  Su Wu categorically refused: "I don't have a social account."

  The reason for his refusal was very perfunctory-how could a young man like Su Wu not have a social account? As soon as I heard this, I was perfunctory Yun Nishang.

  For this reason, Yun Nishang has to believe it if she doesn't believe it.

   She could only nod her head: "I understand."

   (end of this chapter)