My Weird Life

“Have you ever hung someone with this hemp rope?”

Zhang Fang stared at the **** hemp rope, his voice trembled slightly, and he quietly put one hand behind his back - a stick of incense slipped out of his sleeve. The three incense sticks were not lit, but they seemed to be being burned. It seemed as if some invisible existence was constantly gnawing away, and in a very short period of time, only three finger-length sections were left.

As most of the incense stick was eaten, a gust of wind blew past Zhang Fang.

Immediately afterwards, dark, sunken palm prints appeared one after another on the bark of the wild jujube tree in front of him. Those palm prints kept climbing upwards, spreading across the trunk of the jujube tree and climbing over the branches in the blink of an eye - the ones hanging on the branches. A hemp rope stained with red blood was suddenly grabbed by an invisible force and torn directly from the branch of the jujube tree!

The broken hemp rope was floating in the air, and was lifted to Zhang Fang by an invisible force.

Zhang Fang reached out and caught the hemp rope in his hand. Seeing that the strange charm emanating from the hemp rope was gradually suppressed, he finally breathed a sigh of relief, weighed the hemp rope in his hand, and saluted to the empty void in front of him. Thank you: "Thank you so much, thank you so much, uncle, for helping me. I'll give you some incense tomorrow morning!"

The mystery of 'becoming a kinsman with the guile' is endless. Without having to seal off the guile, you can recognize the guile as a relative and ask the guile to help you do things. However, even if you can ask the guile to help you, you still need to pay some price. , such as offering incense and so on.

Compared with the many difficulties and dangers that Gui helped him accomplish, he only had to pay a few sticks of incense, but this was the best deal.

Zhang Fang weighed the strange hemp rope in his hand, and was wondering if he was related to this strange hemp rope, when the dark wind blew up in front of him, and dark palm prints followed his cuffs and began to groping for his neck - dark Wherever the palm print passed, the blood flow was suddenly blocked, and one of Zhang Fang's arms was about to die!

“Second uncle! Second uncle!

I am your nephew, uncle, don’t you recognize me?

 What is this doing? Do you think the offering of the first incense is too little? No - we all agreed - fourth aunt, eldest sister, please help me persuade my second uncle, second uncle! "Zhang Fang was so frightened by this turn of events that he started to tremble. Seeing that one of his arms was about to completely lose his intuition, he was completely helpless. He immediately went to ask the other two Li Gui relatives who were married to him to help!

As soon as he finished speaking, two sly figures floated beside him.

A Li Gui was dressed in bright red, but his head was turned behind his back, and his claws seemed to be soaked in a pool of blood as they rubbed against each other, shining with a cold light;

A Li Gui has wild hair. She has been squatting in the dirt, with a row of human heads growing out of her spine.

After the two villains appeared, they remained motionless next to Zhang Fang, as if they were waiting for him to be tortured to death by his 'second uncle'. A cold and cold charm emanated from the three villains, lingering on Zhang Fang, making him To make the difficult situation worse, the right arm covered with dark palm prints finally became completely necrotic and turned black and purple!

Invisible Gui’s ‘Second Uncle’ gently took off Zhang Fang’s necrotic arm and disappeared again with Sangui.

 Zhang Fang had one arm taken off, and his face turned pale with pain. Big beads of sweat continued to seep from his forehead and rolled down his chin!

The few people from the Bukhan country did not dare to approach Zhang Fang for a while when they saw what happened to Zhang Fang. It was not until three Li Gui took away one of Zhang Fang's arms and disappeared that they hurriedly gathered around and helped Zhang Fang up.

Everyone said one after another: "Did you forget? You have already promised tomorrow's first incense to your second uncle..."

“Yes, if you promise it tomorrow’s first incense again, it will definitely not agree!”

“Ah—you guys, why didn’t you remind me?

 My arm is gone!

I have lost an arm! "

“You still have Li Jui as a relative, and we are just ordinary people—if you offend them, you just don’t have an arm, and we will probably die..."

Several people made a noise and helped Zhang Fang onto the horse.

At dusk, the tombstones in front of the tombs shone eerily in the darkness, and from time to time, the whistle of the old bird could be heard in the thick night.

After experiencing Zhang Fang's broken arm, everyone did not want to stay in this graveyard anymore, so they prepared to take Zhang Fang away from here.

However, just as they climbed onto their horses, they heard the sound of horse hooves in the darkness around them.

Zhang Fang was lying on his horse, hearing the sound of horse hooves all around, and couldn't tell how many horses were gathering in the circle of graves. His eyes were a little desperate, and he was about to struggle to get up, thinking about the words in his mind to comfort everyone around him. When the panicked people of the country were evacuated, the sound of horse hooves all around suddenly stopped.

Following this, several people emerged from the darkness driving their horses, surrounding Zhang Fang and others in the center.

 Zhang Fang looked towards the leading white horse and saw only a slender woman wearing a large black robe, sitting on the horse holding a knife.

The woman's eyebrows were delicate and there was no emotion in her eyes. She looked at Zhang Fang as if she were looking at a dead object.

 Zhang Fang did not recognize the woman, and looked towards the black horse on the side of the woman.

The woman on the black horse is wearing a red two-color silk dress that is similar to the Chinese costumes of the Tang Dynasty but completely different. She has a long knife hanging from her waist. She is riding on the horse. Her eyes looking at her are relatively calm, unlike the eyes of the woman on the white horse. So cold.

 Furthermore, this woman... Zhang Fang felt a little familiar.

Just as the image of the woman on the black horse was becoming clearer and clearer in his mind, a voice came into Zhang Fang's ears: "It's easy to learn but hard to master if you have a close relationship with a guile.

Li Jui has no emotions at all, and marrying them is actually a practical application of "attacking Zi's shield with the spear of the son", using the strength of one Li Jui to suppress another Li Jui, and then using the strength of another Li Jui, To suppress other Ligui, and people live surrounded by many Ligui relatives, it is actually a link that connects all parties, but does not completely unify all Ligui.

 The purpose of this method is not actually to focus on the close relationship with Li Gui, but how to become the "head" of the "family" composed of many ghost relatives. With your ability, it is extremely difficult to suppress the person you are marrying.

It was my fault that you were married to three Liguis at the same time. "

Following that voice, another horse walked out of the darkness. The tall young man stopped his horse and was the focus of everyone's attention.

Several more riders came out of the darkness, faintly surrounding the young man in the center.

Hearing the gentle instruction of the voice, Zhang Fang looked up again and saw a tall young man in a black shirt standing on the horse. He suddenly became excited: "Lang Jun!"

The handsome young man on the horse is suddenly Su Wu!

Zhang Fang, who had lost his arm, struggled to get off his horse and salute Su Wu, but Su Wu raised his hand to stop him. He got off his horse, picked up a branch, drew a circle on the ground, and then said to Zhang Fang and others: "Take it." Bring some paper money and incense."

Since the Wei and Jin Dynasties, there has been a custom of cutting paper money into money and burning paper money for deceased ancestors and relatives. Zhang Fang learned to marry Gui, but he immediately prepared a lot of paper money and incense to take with him. When he heard Su Wu's words, he immediately wanted to make money. The baggage behind the lower body.

Upon seeing this, Abeli ​​and other people from the Bukhan country helped Zhang Fang take down the baggage, took out paper money and incense, and handed it to Su Wu respectfully, who was standing in front of the circle drawn by the branch.

Su Wu threw the paper money and incense into the circle to burn, and said: "Fortunately, we arrived in time and we can get your arm back. If it were later, you would really want to be a 'one-armed hero' in the future. .

In the future, you must remember not to easily promise your relatives to do things that they cannot do, nor to use repeated promises to trick Li Wei into doing things for you.

Once you make a promise, you should either try your best to fulfill it. If you make a promise that cannot be fulfilled, in addition to paying the price, you can also 'intercede' with them like I did today and ask them to forget the unfulfilled promise. In this regard Don't pursue the matter. "

Under Su Wu’s teachings, Zhang Fang forgot the pain of losing his arm for a moment, and asked Su Wu in a low voice: "How can I intercede with the guile and ask them to forget the promise I made?"

“You can first establish a ‘clan leader’ among the many ghost relatives, and continue to offer sacrifices to it to strengthen its status among the many ghost relatives.

 When the current situation arises, you can ask the clan leader to help intercede.

 The status of the patriarch comes from you, so naturally you will act upon request. However, if you ask for help, you will have to pay a price, but it is much smaller than the price you pay if you fail to fulfill your promise. "Su Wu explained it to Zhang Fang. The paper money and ashes in the circle were swirling, and three serious tricks appeared in his eyes.

 He stretched out his hand to the three Ligui.

In the middle, the invisible figure whom Zhang Fang called his second uncle honestly handed over the black and purple necrotic arm in his hand. The incense stick on the ground burned cleanly at this moment, and streams of white smoke went straight towards him. Upward thrust.

Smoke evaporation is a good thing.

 Zhang Fang couldn't help but swallow a few mouthfuls of saliva as he watched Su Wu's movements.

He could see clearly - the other party waved directly to his three strange relatives, and the three of them returned their arms!

  I didn’t go to invite any clan leader!

 What does this mean?

—The status of this young man is extremely high in the eyes of these evil deceivers, so they have no choice but to obey!

This is a character more sinister than Gui!

Zhang Fangzheng was spinning his thoughts. Su Wu had already approached him, held his shoulders, and reconnected his completely dead arm.

 Where the arm was broken, the flesh and blood were healed again.

Su Wu held the black and purple arm, and a ball of fire surged out of his hand, covering Zhang Fang's entire arm in an instant. In Zhang Fang's horrified eyes, those blazing golden flames penetrated into the many pores of his arm. A circle swam in his necrotic arm.

 The skin color of his entire arm gradually turned from black and purple to swollen and red, from red to pale, and then to white and rosy!

 The fire was gathered back by Su Wu.

"Your arm is not suitable for carrying heavy objects at the moment. You should rest for a month or two. Do some slight movements of raising your arm and moving your fingers every day. When the energy and blood are completely unobstructed, you will be able to fully recover." Su Wu put down Zhang Fang's arm said so.

 Zhang Fang looked at his intact arm and kowtowed to Su Wu.

Su Wu stood up, looked around at the earnest-looking people from the Bukhan country, and said with a smile: "It seems that you haven't been able to find the skull of your old king yet, and now we are close to Chang'an—"

 Abeli ​​and others looked a little heavy when they heard this.

  “It doesn’t matter.

Now I heard that the sage wants to cure the evil, and I also want to give some advice to the sage.

 At that time, I can help you ask for the skull of your old king from the Vajra Tripitaka. "As soon as Su Wu said this, everyone was happy!