My Weird Life

The lotus flower bloomed and fell behind Yin Zhi's head, and finally dispersed. Under the sunlight outside the hall, a bright crown chakra suddenly appeared behind his head!

The few old monks who had dedicated all their vows to practice to Yin Zhi were all haggard and sat down where they were.

 Buddhism consecrates four eminent monks in one day.

 Yin Zhi White Horse came out of Chang'an.

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In Chang'an City, bad people from all tribes are frequently moving, rushing outside Chang'an City, and traveling to various places in Yongliang. They will secretly record this battle, calculate the merits of the various channels of Buddhism and Taoism, and find the winner in this battle. , will definitely get a prominent ranking on the 'Xuanmen Ranking' after the first update!

 After the morning meeting, the "Xuanmen List" was posted for the first time in prominent places with dense crowds inside and outside Chang'an City.

 More Xuanmen lists are spread throughout the world!

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 The top list of Xuanmen: none.

 Second on the Xuanmen list: Zen Master Huinumao.

The third generation master of the Faxiang Sect, Zen Master Huinuma, inherited the mantle of his ancestors Xuanzang and Master Guiji. He has translated countless sutras, knows both internal and external knowledge, and has mastered his nature and mind. He has become a Bodhisattva on the fifteenth level among the "seventeen levels". "Earth", after attaining nirvana with remnant, he becomes "The Hinayana Buddha", and after attaining "nirvana without remnant," he becomes a Buddha!

 Third on the Xuanmen list: Containing photons.

 Li Hanguang’s teacher was born in the Wei and Jin Dynasties, “Chang Jing frame”. Chang Jing frame is the founder of the Maoshan revival. Although he is hidden in the mountains and fields, he lives forever!

Hanguang received the teachings from the Central Patriarch, and his own talents were even more extraordinary than ordinary people. He traveled around the world, and during his practice, he occasionally obtained the "Ling Wen Jin Ji". Clan leader'!

 Fourth on the Xuanmen list: Amano Sou.

No one knows the real name of the old man Amano, but Li Hanguang once said that after practicing Buddhism, he suddenly saw in his dream "an endless, beginningless, and endless river". On the surging river, there was an old man standing on the float. On top of the tree, he was fishing in the river.

Li Hanguang asked himself that he could not cross such a big river, but Amano Sou could swim on a long river on a driftwood. This shows his exquisite cultivation, and he is temporarily ranked fourth on the Xuanmen list.

 Fifth on the Xuanmen list: Lu Weng.

Lu Weng’s real name has not yet been discovered. However, he left a volume of "Jiuzhen Jade Book" and a "Chunyang Golden Pill Jue" in the sun of Zhongnan Mountain. Later, a man named "Lu Sheng" visited Zhongnan Mountain and stayed overnight with someone on Zhongnan Mountain. He obtained it in a dream. Teach these two volumes of scripture. After Lu Sheng woke up from his dream, the yellow rice rice prepared by his host happened to be steamed. Therefore, "Yellow Rice Dream", Lu Sheng founded the Taoist "Celestial Immortal Sect", with many elite disciples in the sect, ranking among the top five Taoist sects in the world.

 Sixth on the Xuanmen list: Shenxiu.

 Monk Shenxiu, the founder monk of the Northern Zen Sect, and a disciple of Hongren.

 In the second year of Shenlong's reign, Shenxiu died.

However, during the "Xiantian" period, the Buddha's bones and relics left by the monk Shenxiu were scattered into light and dust. At that time, Songshan Mountain was shaken, and Sanskrit chanting continued for forty-nine days in the mountain. Later, the abbot of Songshan Temple of the Northern Zen Sect, Dharma Wisdom, went deep into the temple. Searching for the origin of Buddha's singing in the mountains, I found Shenxiu sitting cross-legged on the dragon's head in the dragon veins of Songshan Mountain, explaining all kinds of wonderful Dharma to Dharma Wisdom, and helping Dharma Wisdom step into the twelfth ground of 'cultivation and attainment' in one breath.

 Seventh on the Xuanmen list: Li Chunfeng.

Eighth on the Xuanmen list: Zhong, a Taoist priest of the Han Dynasty.

　　Nineth on the Xuanmen list: Zhang Guo.

 …

 At noon, in the boundary of Yongzhou, in the city named "Dayuan".

On the notice boards inside and outside the city gate, the arrest notices that were already stained were torn down by the officers and soldiers, and then large lists with red characters were posted on the notice boards.

The government often posts notices here, and passers-by have long been accustomed to it and don't even bother to pay attention to the contents of the notice.

 However, the situation this time is different from the past.

This time, after the officers and soldiers posted several red-lettered lists, they each held a gong and started beating it. The gongs were noisy, and finally caused people passing by to cast a few glances at the notice.

At this time, a young official in green clothes put his hands behind his back, under the guards of the officers and soldiers, stroking his goatee under his chin, holding his head high and saying: "Everyone!

Now the nobles in the court have discussed the specific strategy for the saint to govern the world!

The saint established "Xuanmen", which encompasses all sects of monks and Taoists and all kinds of dharma lineages in the world. Among them, the "Xuanmen Capital Leader" will shoulder the important task of the "Xuanmen Capital Leader" and take over all the capable people and strangers in the world. Put an end to the evils in the world, suppress all the evils in the world, bring peace to the world, and lay the foundation for a prosperous age..."

When the passers-by heard what the young official in green clothes said, their attention was originally attracted by the words "The saint rules the world", and gradually gathered around the young official in green clothes. However, the young official in green clothes did not mention it at this time. Who will assume the position of "Leader of the Xuanmen City"? Instead, they talked loudly and said some useless words. As a result, people felt disappointed and dispersed amidst boos.

The young official in green was very anxious when he saw this. He no longer dared to show off his literary talents. He quickly cut off the beautiful words that had not yet been uttered and said directly: "The saint uses 'Xuanmen' to rule the world. Who will be the leader of Xuanmen? Who can lead the community?

 The answer lies on this ‘Xuanmen List’!

The saint set up the "Xuanmen List" and posted it in major cities and important towns where people gathered and in densely populated places. The heroes on the list represented their respective dharma backgrounds, fought with each other, determined the rankings, and ranked them - so in this way After three months, the person who can be ranked first on the Xuanmen list will be the well-deserved leader of Xuanmen City!

 Look at it guys!

　　Who are the heroes in the top ten of the Xuanmen list today?

For example, Li Hanguang of Maoshan Sect and Zen Master Huinuma of Faxiang Sect are both in the top ten on the list. If such figures are allowed to compete with each other and distinguish between superior and inferior, they should not be worthy of the position of "Leader of Xuanmen City" ? "

This green-robed official was indeed quite eloquent. With his repeated words, he finally managed to retain those people who felt disappointed and wanted to leave. Not only that, businessmen, travelers, and peddlers who heard what he said were also attracted by his words and gathered at the notice board. In front of the bar.

More and more people gathered under the notice board, and it was crowded for a while.

Several people led their horses and squeezed into the crowd, and the noise of people and the neighing of livestock suddenly became loud.

“I have heard of Li Hanguang’s name—

This is a man who is about to become an immortal, and he also comes to compete for the position of leader of the Xuanmen City? "

"It is said that Zen Master Huinuma met the 'Tian Rakshasa' in Longyuan City. He recited a few verses and turned into a great Bodhisattva. He pressed that day Rakshasa under the wall of Longyuan City - in this way, if the divine monk can do The leader of the Taoist capital leads the world’s Taoist masters to slay demons and eliminate demons everywhere. This is a blessing for us people!"

 “The saint is really wise, the saint really has a way!”

 “It seems like this day is about to change!”

“Can we guarantee that we can live a life without disasters and chaos for a few days before we die of old age?”

Under the explanation of the green-robed official, the people watching became excited for a moment, and their shouts became more and more noisy.

The young official in Tsing Yi, surrounded by many people, was impacted by the roar of the crowd, and his smile became thicker and thicker - he loved this kind of occasion the most, and loved talking loudly on this kind of occasion: "It's not just a near-immortal figure like Li Hanguang, An eminent monk like Huinuma?

 Do you know ‘Amano Sou’, do you know ‘Zhang Guolao’, do you know ‘Li Chunfeng’?

These figures are true gods and powerful figures that even Zen Masters Li Hanguang and Huinumao can't compare to. They are also on this Xuanmen list!

Today, the Xuanmen Ranking is released for the first time. Although the rankings are roughly listed, it is not very detailed after all. However, as these heroes fight each other more and more, the names will inevitably become more and more accurate.

This Xuanmen list can not only attract romantic figures in various dharma lineages, but it can also attract those real immortal figures to come down to earth - for example, if it attracts immortal figures like Tian Yesou, Shenxiu Monk, and Li Chunfeng to do this 'Leader of Xuanmen Capital', that is the blessing of our people, the blessing of the common people, and the blessing of the country! "

The green-clothed official was spitting with saliva, and told the people one by one the deeds and rumors of the people on the list who only existed in rumors.

The people's attention had long been attracted by him, but now they didn't feel impatient when they listened to him quoting scriptures and quoting from various sources. Sometimes when they heard something wonderful about what he said, the crowd couldn't help but burst into bursts of exclamation and applause.

Su Wu took Danjia, Jiang Yingying and other five girls and led the horse into the crowd.

The people around them were talking loudly, and the few people who came with the horses did not pay the least attention. Under the influence of Su Wu's Xingyi, in the eyes of the people around them, they were just ordinary locals with ordinary appearance. Su Wu glanced at the list posted on the bulletin board and wrote down the specific names of the top five hundred people on the Xuanmen list.

He did not leave just yet, but waited for Danjia, Jiang Yingying, Ping Lingzi and the other girls to read the list in detail before leading everyone and their horses out of the crowd and walking slowly to the inn in Ohara City. .

Danga was dressed in a bright red dress, leading a horse and walking side by side with Su Wu.

She turned her head and looked at Su Wu, and asked Su Wu: "On the notice, there were people like Li Chunfeng and Shenxiu who had clearly died long ago, but they seemed to appear occasionally and ambiguously later, and there were also people like Amano Sou and Lu Weng. Like Zhong Mou, a Taoist priest of the Han Dynasty, they did not leave any specific deeds in the world. There are only one or two legends that remain in the world... Can such a person be on the Xuanmen list? Moreover, they are still at the top, and the Venerable one is ranked instead. Ranked one hundred and forty-eight.

Isn't such a "Xuanmen List" too childish?

His Holiness said before that the emperor of the Tang Dynasty established this Xuanmen List and made all the Taoist leaders to compete with each other. However, it is doubtful whether people like Amano Sou really existed. If they did not exist and had not appeared for a long time, who would they be? You can't fight with them, so you can't defeat them or be on top of them? "

Danga’s eyes were bright, and his sexual consciousness flowed into Su Wu’s mind like a clear spring.

Several women behind her could only see her tilting her head to look at Su Wu, but could not hear the exchange of words between her and Su Wu. Seeing this, Qingzi secretly clenched the long knife at her waist.

There are two long knives hanging on the side of Haruko's waist, one is used as a ghost cutter, and the other is used as a "thunder pond".

Leichi is the ‘Half Ultimate Blade’ that Su Wu had previously forged, and Onikiri was a trophy collected for him. Later, Haruko found it and carried it with her.

When Su Wu was holding the knife in Qingzi's hand, he felt a stinging sensation behind him. The expression on his face did not change and he directly said: "List many legendary figures or figures from the previous dynasty whose life and death are unknown on the Xuanmen list. Above, Emperor Xuanzong probably had two purposes.

First of all, if these legendary figures and those whose life and death are unknown really still exist in the world, they may be unable to restrain themselves because of this list, and they will show their signs and help their respective dharma lineages win the top spot in Xuanmen.

 Secondly, this is also a deception.

If the fight reaches the end and someone who dissatisfied Emperor Xuanzong becomes the leader of Xuanmen, he can also use those legendary figures to fend off the other party and explain it to the world, and finally make the person he likes become the leader of Xuanmen. "

He paused and then continued: "The listing of these various characters on the Xuanmen List also shows that the Tang Dynasty is not sure whether those legendary characters really exist in the world.

This actually shows that the legends left by these people actually left some clues and traces. It is precisely because they left clues and traces that the Tang Dynasty could not completely exclude these people..."

“Looking at it this way, wouldn’t the result of fighting or not fighting be the same?

 In any case, in the end, who will be the leader of Xuanmen City depends on the emperor’s wishes. "Jiang Yingying frowned and whispered.

 Danga, Inoue Haruko, Taira Lingzi, and Zhuoma Zunsheng all set their sights on her.

 She met the eyes of the four women and immediately realized that she had said something stupid, and her face turned red.

Su Wu smiled and explained a few words to Yingying: "That's not the case. Even if the Emperor of Tang likes someone, if someone's ranking on the list is too low to be among the top ten, he wants to point him out. As the leader of Xuanmen City, he is also powerless.

 After all, the Xuanmen Ranking announced to the world that if a low-ranking person is finally promoted to be the leader of the Xuanmen City, the court will lose its trust with the people of the world, and this will be a huge crisis for the court's prestige. "

"I see…"

Jiang Yingying lowered her head, feeling so ashamed that she wished she could bury her head in the cracks in the ground.

With a smile on his lips, Danjia turned back to Su Wu and said, "Your Majesty, when you come to the land of Yongliang, how do you want to solve the disaster here?

 This is the first time that His Holiness has fought with them, and they cannot be underestimated.

 They each have their own foundation, and it doesn’t matter if they fail once.

But if His Holiness fails this time, it will be much more difficult to complete His Holiness’s idea of ​​“there is no treachery in the world”…

 What does His Holiness want to do and how do you want to do it? Tanga will do their best for His Holiness. "

"This is my first fight, I don't need your help." Su Wu looked into Danjia's lake-like eyes and shook his head with a smile, "Let's go find an inn to stay in first. After I find out the root cause of the drought here, we can Let us decide how to solve the disaster here."

“When Mr. Abu is using his magic, those people may come to cause trouble.” Qingzi said to Su Wu.

Su Wu nodded: "I know."

The group chose a cleaner inn in Dayuan City, booked an upper room, and stayed temporarily.

Emperor Xuanzong gave the monks three days to solve the drought in Yongliang. Su Wu felt that everything could be solved in one day, and there was no need to waste two more days.

When the few people came to Dayuan, they did not deliberately cover up Xingzang.

This is also to give the bad guys hiding in the dark an opportunity to record this fight.

Not long after Su Wu returned to the room with the five girls, a group of people booked the room next to Su Wu and others.

"Although those people concealed themselves very well, there was still something strange about them. They were not ordinary people. Are they bad people sent by Emperor Tang to track and record the upcoming fight?" Ping Lingzi turned around. He closed the door, turned around, and spoke to everyone quietly.

Dolma brought the bronze mirror in the room. Danjia stretched out his green jade fingers and tapped lightly on the bronze mirror -

Covered by her sexual desire, all the scenes in the next room were reflected on the bronze mirror.

 In the next room.

The unattractive-looking people each unloaded their bags, drank water from cups, and discussed eagerly with their companions.

 The voices of their discussion also came out from the bronze mirror.

“What is the origin of this leader of the Kitchen God Cult?

The women following him are all of natural beauty, rarely seen in the world - the saint's colleagues in the "Yinsi", pay more attention to the two women who were taken out of the palace by the leader of the Kitchen God Sect... The origins of these two women are mysterious, why are they related to the Kitchen God Sect? A leader showing such intimacy? "

“The saint was in the prime of his life. Could it be that he also fell in love with those two women?”

“You are talking about saints here, I am going to sue you!”

 “Hey, don’t, don’t!

 How about I treat you to a bowl of foot-washing water from the courtesans here? "

"Great! I see that you have no repentance at all. I must refer you to the book "Yangsi" and accuse you of talking about saints!"

 …

Su Wu looked at the discussion of the people in the next room reflected in the bronze mirror, and said to the women around him: "The Yin and Yang Divisions are two institutions among the "Ten Capitals" of bad people.

Yang Division is in charge of the promotion, appointment, removal, rewards and punishments of bad people, while Yin Division is in charge of planning and planning various actions for bad people.

This group of people is indeed bad people.

—There is no need to alarm them, they should be the bad guys who came to record the "Yongliang Fight" this time. "

 The girls each nodded in agreement.

Danga gathered his sexual thoughts, and the scene reflected in the bronze mirror suddenly disappeared without a trace.

Su Wu sat cross-legged on the cushion, closed his eyes, and thought about the conversations of those bad people in his mind - Could it be that Emperor Xuanzong ordered the underworld to pay attention to Danjia and Zhuoma Zunsheng because they appeared from the Tubo jade? He was worried that the two women might be related to Emperor Zetian Dacheng?

Or, did he have other thoughts?

 ‘Yang Taizhen’ was once Princess Shou, and was later spotted by Emperor Xuanzong and welcomed directly into the palace—but there are examples of this.

Su Wu frowned secretly, becoming more wary of Emperor Xuanzong.

After a moment, he gathered his mind, and the original divine energy of Dongliu Island in his heart sank into the earth veins. The dragon veins and water veins intertwined under Dayuan City sent out wisps of tentacles, suddenly connected with Su Wu's original divine energy. When he took advantage of the abundant earth veins to strengthen his body, he also released his mind through the dragon veins here. In an instant, he traveled around the famous mountains and rivers of Yongliang and Liang.