My Weird Life

   Chapter 306 Under the Sea of ​​Fire (22)

   What are the consequences of laughing out loud?

   Cui Daren instinctively had a question in his mind,

   But he saw Duan Gong's serious face,

In the deep-set eye sockets, a pair of turbid eyes, at this time, also hooked into his mind like a hook, he didn't dare to ask too much, put out the thought of nonsense, and replied respectfully: "This disciple must keep this in mind. !"

   "You haven't entered my door,

   Self-proclaimed disciple, is he going to disperse his family wealth and ruin his family? " Duan Gong glanced at him coldly.

   His shoulders trembled and he dared not speak any more.

   "Spit on the ground!" Duan Gong scolded him again.

  Cui Daren finally reacted,

   hurriedly spit on the ground.

   means that what was said before does not count.

   Duan Gong was so severe that Cui Daren couldn't help but feel uneasy in his heart - he had seen people ask Duan Gong to do a 'hundred day exorcism' for his beloved son earlier, and the scene really caused a sensation.

   As a result, I also thought of asking Duan Gong to 'refine the dead' for the deceased mother,

   I thought that as long as I found Duan Gong and gave me money, it would be enough.

   I didn't expect so much attention to this - the transcendence of the deceased actually requires the deceased to be attacked and killed by Li Wei, so that it can be done.

  My old mother died of illness,

   It wasn't that he was 'invaded and killed by a scorpion',

   In this case, Cui Daren hid it from Duke Duan,

Afterwards, Duke Duan calculated the date of 'covering the coffin and crushing nails' and 'burial' for his deceased mother according to what he said about his mother being attacked and killed by Li Wei, and asked him to select people with different birthdays to preside over the funeral ceremony. item.

   He also did so,

   Now it’s really time to ‘refine the dead’,

  Cui Daren became frightened instead.

  My mother is not a 'severe attack and murderer', what impact will this situation have on the reincarnation of the dead?

   I have heard many people boast that when their ancestors were buried,

   invited Duke Duan to come to ‘refinement of the dead’,

   They were all at peace,

   You should be fine too?

   More than one, not much,

   I lost a lot of myself - unfortunately, when my mind was hot at the time, I didn't ask the truth or falsehood of what the bragging people said, so I did it like this... Now I can't regret it even more.

After    Duke Duan and Cui Daren said a few words,

   He walked to the incense altar again and recited the incantation in the local dialect: "I invite the golden-faced tusk fairy, the silver-faced tusk fairy, please come to the altar **** cigarette meeting-"

With one hand, he waved the strange-shaped weapon made of brass—the teacher’s knife, and in the other hand picked up an iron seal on the incense altar with the four characters 'Thundering Dusi' on it. On a stack of yellow paper placed on the altar,

   The stack of yellow paper was immediately penetrated by the imprint,

   Pieces of yellow paper flew up suddenly,

   ignited without fire in mid-air!

follow closely,

  A piece of clothes stacked on the incense altar seemed to be filled with air, and suddenly became bulging, and people stood up!

   A set of masks on the table trembled and jumped,

   One of them was made of gold and silver, and the mask with three eyes and fangs 'popped' out of the tray directly.

   fell in front of Duan Gong!

   "Invite the gods!"

   "It's going to fire!"

  The distinguished guests in the main hall were amazed when they saw such a strange appearance.

  Someone has left their seats and walked outside the door to enjoy the 'Duan Gong Opera' up close.

   Those who walked out the door only dared to stay around the steps under the door, and did not dare to get too close to the Duan Gong altar.

   They stood in the door,

   instead blocked the sight of other people in the room, causing a burst of dissatisfied scolding.

   However, even if other people in the room shouted and cursed,

  The outsider didn't even mean to let the door open.

   As a last resort,

  More and more people gathered towards the door.

  Su Wu's vision was also blocked.

   He took a deep breath,

   Except for the smell of the pig smell and the smell of incense becoming a little richer, I didn’t notice any other abnormal changes.

   At this time, Li Yueshan saw him stretch his neck and look out the door,

   smiled and said: "If you want to see it, just go outside and look outside, Duan Gong invites God, it's just a Nuo show, it's okay."

   "Could it really be possible to invite gods?

   Are there really gods in the world? "Su Wu thought about it and asked the master.

The master patted Lao Dao on the shoulder next to him, then pointed at Lao Dao and asked Su Wu, "When this Lao Dao was not crazy, if he was captured outside and seen by ordinary people, do you think the people would take him for it? what?"

  Su Wu hesitated after hearing the words, and replied, "When he is a god?"

   "It's very, very good!" Lao Dao nodded again and again.

Li Yueshan pouted, but did not deny Su Wu's words, and said, "His methods look amazing, so what if he is not an immortal? Maybe the first immortal in the world has actually mastered some kind of secret technique that mortals have never mastered. people."

   "As for God...

   The Stone Goddess in the Stone Goddess Temple,

   is tricky in your eyes,

  In the eyes of passerby villagers who don’t know the inside story, is it a **** or a trick? "Master asked Su Wu again.

"…is God."

"now it's right!

  You know the inside story and understand that the so-called **** is a trick.

   You don’t know the inside story at the moment,

   I don't know the details of that end,

   So even if he invites a monster at the moment, you will only regard it as a god. "Li Yueshan said, and snatched the last fennel bean on the plate.

  Su Wu was silent.

   This is actually quite different from the answer he wanted to get.

   God sent the so-called 'please God',

   is actually asking the upper body.

   Duan Gong's "please God" may also be a truth.

   only now,

   He didn't notice the existence of the slightest rhythm, but from Duan Gong and those horses' feet, he smelled an extremely forehead mixed smell of incense and pigs.

  Is this the smell of God?

   "I'll go out and have a look." Su Wu stood up and said to the master.

   Without waiting for Li Yueshan to reply, Pearl also stood up and said, "Master, I will go out with my senior brother to have a look!"

   Master smiled,

   looked at the two of them with more joy: "Go, go!

  Don't get too close! "

   Qingmiao sat on the right hand of the master, bowed her head, and turned the thimble on the other hand with her thin fingers. She also wanted to go out to have a look, but the elder brother and Pearl went out together,

   She couldn't follow.

   "Master, I also want to go out and see..." Gou Zuo said.

   "Do you think you have lived too long,

  You want to go out and see? ! "Li Yueshan stared at the dog left.

  The dog scratched his head angrily,

   Don't mention anything about going out to see.

  Su Wu and Li Zhuer walked through the crowd one after the other and stood outside the door.

  Li Zhuer is next to Su Wu,

   Looking at the fireballs of yellow paper fluttering around the Duangong altar, I was both excited and nervous.

   She looked at the people around her, and said in a low voice, "Senior brother, did you smell it just now? The smell of pigs and incense is so strong."

  Su Wu observed Duan Gong's practice,

   The other party has already taken off the flower coat covering his body,

   He turned to put on the red robe that seemed to be filled with air, picked up the half-gold, half-silver mask with a pair of fangs in its mouth and put it on, and stopped chanting incantations.

   turned and jumped on the spot with the teacher's knife and the bell,

   is like dancing.

   Jingle, Jingle!

   "Woo ha ha ha ha-"

   "Hehehehe-"

   There were two completely different sounds from the male mouth at the same time, one was rough and thick, and the other was thin and light!

  Su Wu felt the stronger and stronger smell surging from Duan Gong's body,

   see in the eyes,

   The other party was covered with a layer of black and red fire in a trance!

   At this time,

   Duan Gong stopped abruptly,

  Stand still.

  Su Wu looked sideways at Li Zhuer and replied, "Yes. Why can you smell that smell?"

"I…"

  Li Zhuer saw that the senior brother was not on his side at this time,

   She snorted lightly, and did not tell her senior brother about her situation, but instead said: "Eldest senior brother, that Duke Duan - there was a fire on his body, black and red,

   Can you see it? "

   "You can actually see it?" Su Wu looked at Li Zhuer in surprise.

   He speculates that the reason why he can smell such a strong smell and see the firelight that others can't see is either because he has mastered the tricks or because of his own destiny.

   Now that Pearl has an ordinary situation with him,

   And the other party did not accommodate Li Wei,

  Then the reason is probably because of 'Fate'.

  Pearl recited the four incantations her master taught her, and she got out of the trap, maybe because she had some kind of special destiny!

   "Woo—"

   When Su Wuzheng was thinking to himself,

   A low-pitched horn sounded suddenly from his ears.

   He followed the sound and looked,

   saw that Duan Gong, who had been still for a dozen breaths, picked up the horn on the table and blew it abruptly!

  As the horn sounded, Su Wu faintly felt that the gold and silver fangs mask on Duan Gong's face also trembled and wriggled, as if it had become a layer of real skin, which was tightly attached to Duan Gong's face.

   Then,

   A bloodstain suddenly split between the eyebrows of the mask,

  Blood blood seeped from between the eyebrows and sprinkled the entire mask!

   Duan Gong put down his horns,

   turned to look at Cui Daren, and finally made the hoarse voice from before: "Come on, you will walk with me in the sea of ​​fire."

   "I, I walked with you in the sea of ​​fire?!" The fat on Cui Daren's face trembled. He looked at Duan Gong's hideous gold and silver fangs mask, and then looked at the spread out in front of the coffin.

   A pot of fire that has been laid out in front of the mourning hall,

   His calf started to shiver!

   "Since it is for the sake of the dead,

   Of course, she needs her blood to attract her soul so far—I will do the soul-saving and redemption work, but you need to do the soul-calling—if you don’t do it, the corpse in the coffin will definitely be swindled! "

   Duke Duan stared at Cui Daren coldly,

   His eyes are no longer cloudy, there is a kind of cold indifference, like a machine-like cold feeling.

   "That fire, that fire will burn me to death!" Cui Daren looked at the coffin behind him, and then at the raging fire, You Zi hesitated, his whole face twisted!

"Won't,

   Remember what I just said,

   As long as you don't laugh, tell the relatives who are guarding in front of the mourning hall not to laugh,

   This fire cannot burn you. "

   "I told them!"

"That's good,

Come. Duan Gong stretched out a dry palm to Cui Daren.

   Cui Daren shivered a few times,

   Finally, under the real threat of 'the old mother in the coffin will cheat the corpse', he grabbed Duke Duan's outstretched palm,

   He made up his mind,

   Once you realize that the fire will damage you, you will let go immediately!

   (end of this chapter)