My Weird Life

   Chapter 338 "Master" (2) (22)

   The mule that is being held by the palm of the ‘Junior Sister’ is obviously the cub of the pregnant mule that Li Yueshan bought.

   It was brought here by 'Junior Sister',

   What happened in this process is not clear,

   And its size has grown a lot again because of some unknown things that happened in the middle.

   The lanugo has not faded,

   You can see the unique characteristics of the newly born foal everywhere on the body,

   But the size seems to be the size of a mule foal that has been growing for more than a month.

  The little mule foal's nostrils sprayed with black flames,

   The belly becomes even bigger,

   There seems to be something hidden inside.

  Li Yueshan's gaze rested on the belly of the little mule, and then looked at the three heads surrounding the 'Junior Sister's Head' to see what they discussed.

   The three heads turned slowly, facing Li Yueshan,

   They move their jaws slightly,

   A sound came from his open mouth.

   The face of the master on the left whispered: "You separated us from each other and locked us in temples... Make us the mountain gods and water gods of Zhijin Mountain... This is a good thing...

   But none of us became gods...

   Your method is invalid.

  We cannot be gods,

  The only thing we can do is to die - if we die, how can we shut up the stingy body?

   Then I had to find your junior sister,

   A few people gather together, consume less power,

   can live longer...

   As for your disciples, we are not the ones who want to take it away,

   is another trick.

   Zhijinshan Li Wei - another "cannibalism"..."

  Li Yueshan's three heads, 'Master', 'Master', and 'Junior Brother', can actually communicate with Li Yueshan like a 'Junior Sister'.

   Each of them has a faint quirky rhyme,

   But there is a faint trace of anger and rhythm intertwined with each other,

   state is singular,

   Whether they are human or cunning at the moment, only Li Yueshan knows.

  Li Yueshan had heard Master's words, but he didn't make a decision, and turned to look at 'Junior Sister'.

   His left thumb rests on the palm of his right hand,

   The 'Junior Sister' on the opposite side involuntarily loosened the reins,

   also place the right thumb against the palm of the left hand.

   She raised her eyes,

   heard her brother ask her: "Sister, Master, are they telling the truth? Did they lie to me?"

   Junior Sister paused on the spot,

   Keep the right thumb against the palm of the left palm, hanging on the chest,

   hesitantly said: "They, most of what they said is true..."

   "Before you go,

   and I made an oath before the soul-burning stove,

   Two hearts know each other, blend like fire, and never deceive. "Li Yueshan looked at 'Junior Sister' gently, completely different from his irritable and irritable temperament, he continued to say slowly, "So Junior Sister, you can't lie to me,

  I will not lie to you,

Right? "

"Senior brother..." The skeleton raised his face and looked at Li Yueshan. In those empty eye sockets, there was a light that lit up for a moment. As the light flickered, the 'junior sister' also turned around and said, "Senior brother... The gods you created are not useless. …

  It is not us who become gods…

   But the spooky body of Zhijinshan is detached from us...

   It only leaves the corners on us,

  The main body carries the incense,

   has become a **** now - the God of Brocade Mountain is it! "

   The words of the current 'shimei' are more real than before, more like a living person!

   Even if its body rots,

   But it makes people feel its vitality!

   Tears flashed in Li Yueshan's eyes, his thumb still resting on his palm, and he said softly, "Junior sister has worked hard, you live up to your promise, and senior brother will not let you down—"

   He was still talking,

   The 'Junior Sister' on the opposite side tore off a strand of withered, yellow and rancid hair on the top of her head,

   handed it to Li Yueshan,

   In the empty eye sockets of ‘Junior Sister’,

  The light gradually fades away,

   Before the little light was extinguished, a terrifying smile appeared on its face,

   But it reminded Li Yueshan of the smiling face when his younger sister said goodbye to him: "Senior brother, let's fry us again, you need to be quicker, and then go all out to deal with the **** of Zhijinshan—"

   The light was dimmed.

  Li Yueshan caught the strand of withered hair,

   stared blankly at the junior sister with four heads on her shoulders.

   Junior sister smiled tenderly and looked at the strands of hair in his hand: "Why are you pulling people's hair? Senior brother—"

   His voice changed,

   A cold, resentful voice burst out of his mouth: "Give me back my hair!!"

   The shriveled head opened wide,

   Its mouth was pitch black,

   Originally only had a mouth the size of a fist, which suddenly expanded as it roared,

   was so big that it covered the figure of 'Junior Sister',

   covered the heads of the master, the wife, and the younger brother, and a dark portal stood up in the air.

   These are two vermilion gates with mottled nails. The plaques on the gates are obscured by dark clouds, and it is difficult to see the writing on them.

   And there was a slight gap between the two doors,

   A pottery figurine maid stuck her head out of the gap, clawed at the crack of the door with one hand, stretched out the other, and waved gently towards Li Yueshan.

  Li Yueshan suddenly felt confused,

   turned into colorful clouds all around, surrounding himself and throwing towards the portal,

   own body is getting lighter and lighter,

   The whole body seems to grow feathers,

   gave birth to wings and flew to the portal.

  The vermillion gate cracked open,

  There are female figurines waving their heads inside the door - such a scene can often be seen in the tombs of some great nobles and high officials.

   Behind those two red doors,

   is where the fairyland is.

   And the female figurine stuck her head out from the door and waved forward - it was the intention of waving to the owner of the tomb, asking him to become a god!

but,

   Li Yueshan, who has dealt with Li Wei many times with his junior sister, understands that,

   Now I see this scene,

   Explain that the scorpion that the junior sister accommodated is now about to take away his own soul and let himself die in an instant!

   The two red doors and the female figurines who probed into the crevices of the red doors are the true shape of this strange creature!

   In such a situation, Li Yueshan did not panic.

   He snarled angrily: "You couldn't tolerate me decades ago, can you tolerate me today?

   Let me try your fineness! "

   Master spread out one hand and five fingers, suddenly wrapped his right fist, clasped his fist on his chest, and shouted angrily: "Wind! Wind! Wind!"

   As he vibrated and roared,

   There seems to be a breeze blowing in all directions,

   The breeze is galloping,

   is gradually becoming a hunting wind,

   A whirlwind was formed around Master!

   He clasped his hands and fingers together,

  The palms that    are holding are pushed straight forward,

   followed and shouted: "Fire! Fire! Fire!"

  OM—

   As soon as the voice fell, the void behind him oscillated, as if it was slightly distorted by the fire,

   Then there was a puffy flame burning behind him,

   Driven by strong winds

   That clump of fireworks that are either golden-red or golden-yellow began to gather!

   These fireworks,

   It's all masters who open temples in various places to pretend to be dirty. After each temple is opened, the people who give the temple back to him are willing to burn!

   fireworks big or small,

   A total of thirty or fifty regiments!

at this time,

   Bunch of fires, driven by the strong wind, suddenly gathered together and formed a huge human figure!

   The fire man stepped forward, and the raging fire swept over Li Yueshan's body, igniting his whole body.

   In the surging firelight,

   One after another **** card can be seen faintly!

  ‘Stone Lady’…

  ‘Bridge King Bodhisattva’…

  ‘Horse Head God’…

  ‘River Fish Lord’…

   One after another **** cards flashed faintly in the flames,

   extended the shape of the 'burning man' covering Li Yueshan's body even wider,

   The body of the 'Tomb Gate Woman Figure', who kept beckoning towards Li Yueshan, stretched out a little bit through the door.

   From just the head and hands sticking out the door,

   Lean out halfway through the door,

   Until the whole body is completely out of the tomb door!

   When her whole body was completely out of the tomb door, her white powdered face, the whites of her eyes rolled, and she stared bitterly at Li Yueshan, who was a dozen steps away - the 'Xianmen' had already closed,

   There is nothing she can do anymore,

  I can't really pull Li Yueshan into the door!

   The 'Girl at the Tomb Gate' stared at Li Yueshan,

  Li Yueshan's figure is surrounded by fire,

   I felt that my originally light body became heavy again.

   was surrounded, and the colorful clouds were ignited by the fire, burning into billowing black smoke,

   His figure fell down in this black smoke,

Below    is still a vast void.

  When he himself felt the sense of falling—he returned to reality.

   The flames burning all over his body disappeared,

   Covered himself, the fire man who opened the world did not leave any trace at all,

   As if everything was just a dream before.

   But Li Yueshan looked in front of him,

  'Junior Sister' turned into the perfect, youthful appearance in his dream again. Seeing his heart throbbing, he grinned: "It's not as good as before,

  In this way, when Senior Brother locked you up,

   is not so uncomfortable. "

  'Junior Sister' just laughed at this time,

   without any movement,

  , together with the other three heads on his shoulders, looked at Li Yueshan together.

  Li Yueshan took a deep breath, glanced at his junior sister again, then turned around suddenly, took out the old version of the five-inner can in the sack as a spare, and filled the previously obtained strand of hair into the mouth of the can on the top,

   Put the note into the tiger's mouth, which is shaped like a black tiger's head,

  The tiger articulates,

  Meandering ink marks are listed on the strip of paper that it gradually spit out.

   The note shows the fate of six paths and three forks.

  Six two or three coins.

This is a complete combination of the 'Spirit Conjuring Tricks - Female Figurines at the Tomb Gate' accommodated by the 'Junior Sisters' plus the shrewd combination of the three masters, sisters and juniors who only intercepted a very small part of the 'Zhijinshan Liqu' split. Fixed fate.

   "Xiuxiu, dog left,

   Come and move the wood burning pot! "

  Li Yueshan instructed the two boys who never looked back to check the movement,

   himself went to the python leather bag and poured out the soul-collecting rice of sixty-two or three dollars.

   He half stepped out of the circle of fire,

   Put the bowl of soul harvesting rice outside the circle.

   The 'Junior Sister', who had not been moving, looked down at the bowl of rice,

   and the three heads on his shoulders were looking at the bowl of rice,

   Then,

  'She' stepped closer to the bowl of rice,

   The figure turned into a puff of blue smoke,

   melts into rice.

  The bowl of rice immediately oozes a cold breath, the rice grains continue to expand, and the dark green mildew spots begin to cover the surface of the gradually steamed rice!

   At this time,

  The dog left moved in with firewood,

   Xiuxiu heated the oil pan.

  The stove team knew that it was very likely that they would have to face Li Wei today.

   Firewood and other things are naturally prepared in advance.

   (end of this chapter)