My Weird Life

   Chapter 353 "Pretend to be Dirty" (12)

  Su Wu flipped his palm,

   A delicate bronze figure appeared in the palm,

   The face of this bronze man is somewhat similar to Shen Hao.

  The chest and abdomen of the bronze figure is a door that opens and closes, and there is a small lock on the door.

  Su Wu held the palm-high bronze figure in one hand, and handed the improved five-inner can to Shen Hao with the other, and said to him, "Put your hand into the tiger's mouth."

  Shen Hao didn't understand Su Wu's intention, but out of absolute trust in Su Wu, he put some illusory fingers into the tiger's mouth without hesitation,

  Tiger-head-shaped five-inner can 'pull' out a note.

   It shows Shen Hao's fate.

  'Four Roads and Six Forks'.

   The number of dao forks of the omnipotent innocence is not fixed,

   But the forks of fate often form the shape of a swimming fish,

  Shen Hao is like this at the moment.

   After seeing his fate, Su Wu stretched out a ghostly hand under his arm, sutured and compressed the previous pair of gods' five internal organs, so small that he could fill the five internal organs into the bronze figurine.

   After the 'God's five internal organs' are filled into the bronze figurine,

  Su Wu stuffed the note delineating the fate of Shen Hao into the chest and abdomen of the bronze man, and locked the door of the chest and abdomen.

   then said to Shen Hao: "You reach out and press on the brazier again.

   Then put three sticks of incense on the clay tire. "

   "My body has become naked now, and I can't hold the incense." Shen Hao smiled wryly.

  Su Wu shook his head and said, "I can pick it up now."

   Speaking, he took out a stick of incense and handed it to Shen Hao, Shen Hao subconsciously picked it up - he really caught it!

  Shen Hao was instantly ecstatic!

   He quickly followed what Su Wu said,

   put his hand on the brazier,

The moment    pressed his palm on the brazier, the last blob of light in the brazier was like a stream of water, and was suddenly 'sucked' away. Shen Hao, who was originally illusory, now has a solid figure!

  Shen Hao then put three incense sticks on the mud tire—

   At the same time, Su Wu opened the chest and abdomen of the mud tire, filled the extremely finely cast and carved bronze figure into the chest and abdomen of the mud tire, and sewed the chest and abdomen back together with ghost craftsman silk thread.

  The bronze man was forged for Shen Hao by Su Wu in the 'Past Life of the Kitchen God Disciple'.

   Su Wu first went through every step in his mind countless times.

  Three sticks of incense sticks into the censer.

  Shen Hao looked up at the clay tire statue again,

   He realized that he had an extraordinary connection with this clay statue, and then turned to observe himself, and found that his original transparent and illusory figure had been condensed to be like ordinary people.

   "Noon!"

  Fa Xiao turned to look at Su Wu who was standing in the corner,

  Su Wu smiled slightly, walked up to him, and patted his shoulder.

   This real sense of touch made Shen Hao in a trance for a while.

   He only heard Su Wu say next to him: "Now I can only help you to get to this point and let you survive in this form - from now on, you can't go to places that are too far away,

   Take a turn around Xu Qing at most.

   I will be staying near this village every day.

  —Too far from the village, and more than three days, you will die! "

"It's a good thing to be alive!" Shen Hao grinned, looked up at the various arrangements in the temple, and said with emotion, "Now that even Li Wei has appeared, it's good to be alive, and now I can go back to Xu Qing, see you. Seeing my parents - this is already a good result that exceeded my expectations!"

  Su Wu was silent for a while after hearing the words,

   then said: "Next, I'm going to move here to live.

   Then open a dog farm here, it won't make you too boring. "

   "This place is not a good place, is it?

  You don't have to think about me like that, it makes me feel embarrassed. Shen Hao grinned, "You can keep the dog farm here!" "

   "In terms of the previous situation, this place is really not a good place, not suitable for normal people to live in.

   However, now Li Wei has been imprisoned here,

   The originally dangerous and harsh environment will gradually change because of this terrifying being held in custody.

   will even be more habitable than other places,

The possibility of    fierce attack will be greatly reduced. "Su Wu said.

  Shen Hao spread his hands and didn't say anything more on this question: "Anyway, you can figure it out, you know more than me now, if you think this place is good, then there must be your reason."

  Su Wu smiled and said no more.

   turned and called Yun Nishang and the other three into the temple.

  —previously they were ordered to guard outside the temple.

   He dragged a clay oiler from the shadow world.

   Only by using the clay pot to hold the fried oil will not cause the effect of the fried oil to be lost, and the effect of the fried oil can be completely sealed.

   Then, Su Wu pressed his palm on the outer wall of the stone brazier, which was already covered with traces of time.

   Black oil poured out of the brazier,

  The grease swirled and gradually filled the brazier.

   He scooped up a scoop of floating grease with a spoon and poured it into the oiler.

  Ten catties of frying oil, after frying the ‘evil god’ and the ‘god’s five internal organs’, there are only about seven catties left.

"You guys remember to find a time to collect all the edible oils and fats from the instant noodle factory and transport them to this village. After simple processing, this oil can become an important material for frying." Su Talking to the three at noon,

   In reality, he is only a member of the East 5th District Strange Control Team - the Strange Countermeasures Department, and even the Countermeasures Department, his official identity has not yet been determined.

   But now that Su Wu is talking,

  , however, directly summoned Ji Hong, the captain of the East Fifth District Terrorist Squad.

   The key is that Ji Hong and others have not had any objection to this.

  Ji Hong smiled and said, "I'll notify the other tricksters in the squad later to bring the grease from the instant noodle factory here."

   "The training and breeding grounds for treacherous dogs, I plan to put them here in Zhanghe Village.

  Because of the existence of this temple that sealed Liji, the probability of being 'patronized' by Liji here will be greatly reduced.

   can already be seen as a small safe area.

  I wonder if you have any comments? "Su Wu then asked the three of them.

   All three shook their heads to express no opinion.

  Ji Hong looked at the other two, then turned his head, looked at Su Wu earnestly, and said, "Can our team office building in the East Fifth District be moved here too?"

   "You are the captain of the East Fifth District, you have the final say." Su Wu smiled.

   The three listened,

  He let out a long sigh in unison,

   all laughed heartily.

At this moment, Su Wu silently turned around and faced the ghastly-looking clay **** statue. He slapped his palms three times, and then folded his fingers together, forming a 'heart lamp mark', and whispered in his mouth: " The fire lasts forever.”

   Everyone was attracted by his actions and laughed,

  The big temple was silent for a while.

   After they saw Su Wu muttering a word in a low voice, a golden red flame more than one foot high suddenly rose from the stone brazier!

   There is no fuel in the stone brazier,

  Without a little fire,

  The flames just ignited under the eyes of several people!

  Su Wu turned sideways and moved away, his eyes lingered on the four of them, and finally fell on Yun Nishang: "You come first, go to the brazier, and take a breath towards the fire."

   Salary?

   Take a breath?

   Yun Nishang was stunned when she heard the words,

But she saw Su Wu's serious expression, and felt that after Su Wu's actions, the atmosphere in the temple was a little solemn, so she didn't say much, nodded lightly, and then walked to the stone brazier, half squatting Lowering his body, he tried to take a breath towards the group of golden red 'Xinhuo'.

"Suck…"

  The flame separated a line of fire snakes and got into Yun Nishang's eyes, ears, mouth and nose.

   The other three were slightly stunned.

   Yun Nishang closed her eyes slightly,

   brows stretched.

  The flames poured into him along with his eyes, ears, mouth and nose, making his body, which had been infected by Xiu Niang's stern and quirky charm, become more and more decayed, and had a bit of vitality. Under the warm fireworks flowing,

   Since accepting Li Wei, Yun Nishang, who suffers from severe insomnia, has been greatly relieved from her mental fatigue!

   She even thought that she would definitely get a good night's sleep tonight!

   "How?" Su Wu asked Yun Nishang.

   "I feel very comfortable, it seems that my body is a lot easier all of a sudden." Yun Nishang responded with a pursed mouth and a smile.

   "You just sucked a ball of fire into your mouth-" Ji Hong looked at Yun Nishang in shock.

   The next moment, Su Wu looked at him: "Captain Ji, try it. Like Yun Nishang, take a breath into the fire."

   Ji Hong nodded: "Okay!"

   The sternness he contained was a mass of ghost fire.

   is not afraid of fire.

   Hearing this, he nodded straightforwardly, approached the brazier, imitated Yun Nishang's talent, and took a breath towards the fireball.

"What's wrong?

how do you feel? "

  Fang Yuan saw Ji Hong sucking a ball of fire into his eyes, ears, mouth and nose, and he didn't move for a long time, so he couldn't help asking the other side nervously.

   At this moment, Ji Hong slowly opened his eyes, looked at Su Wu next to him, and asked expectantly, "This fire—can I take another breath?"

"cannot."

  Su Wu shook his head and refused.

   The distribution of fire and fire has its own fixed number.

   This is not something Su Wu can control.

   Ji Hong bowed his head and stepped back in disappointment. His feelings were actually a little shallower than Yun Nishang's. When he was frying, Yun Nishang helped Su Wu much more than Ji Hong and Fang Yuan helped Su Wu.

   In this way, Yun Nishang can share more than the two.

   But even so, Ji Hong still felt the obvious benefit of 'Fire' to himself!

  Fang Yuan saw Ji Hong and Yun Nishang's performance, and he also realized that the fire in the brazier must be beneficial to people. He got Su Wu's signal, and eagerly approached the fire and absorbed a ray of fire.

   Then he hid in the corner, silently savoring the changes brought about by the fire.

   At this time, there was still a one-foot-high fire ball jumping and burning in the brazier,

  Su Wu is near the brazier,

   opened his mouth and took a breath,

  Rolling flames poured into his eyes, ears, mouth and nose.

   A group of fire lights suddenly appeared behind him, and the phantoms of the **** cards could be faintly seen between the fire lights.

   In the past life, several divine cards lit by Su Wu's heart lamp,

   At present, two paths have become illusory and transparent again,

   The only remaining 'White Dragon River God' divine card, but entwined with golden and blue firelight, is more powerful than before, and is independent of the 'Stove Lord's divine throne'!

   (end of this chapter)