Mystery Makes Me Strong

Professor Miley, an old white man, has been hiding in the Colossus State for a long time, so long that most people have forgotten him, so long that he has become a blue-robed priest by his own efforts.

No one remembered that he had followed several aliens and solved many influential mysterious events.

He is now escorting four people back to the two colossi with a few colleagues.

These four people are guilty of destroying the birth of a very important form of entertainment.

Among them was a person he knew very well, the idol he admired when he was still a professor-Dr. Stein, a mad scientific supremacist.

He used to admire each other, but it was not until later that he discovered that science itself is very powerful, but people who study science and technology are too fragile.

Humans have no time to rely on the development of technology to fight against mysterious disasters.

Alas, I didn't expect this doctor to have reached the stage where he is today, from a high-ranking idol to a prisoner.

He shook his head inwardly.

He knew that the Colossus wasn't a tyrannical fellow, but whoever dared to interfere with its entertainment would have to pay a very dear price - you would be a toy yourself.

Death is not death, but it will be very embarrassing to be played.

For example, there was a priest who screwed up a big sports meeting because of alcoholism, and he was hanged upside down, and he did all the projects by himself...and then he became famous.

There are many people who love to drink. Even if some people become noble sacrifices, they cannot change this hobby.

Professor Miley found that the four men didn't seem to realize what kind of doom they were going to suffer, and even a little lighthearted.

They took the plane together and returned to the Colossus.

During the flight, he found an opportunity to talk to Dr. Stein.

The two were in the bathroom, looking at each other.

"I don't like being followed when I go to the toilet," Dr. Stein said annoyed.

"Doctor, I know you, you are the smartest scientist, someone said so," Professor Miley said earnestly, "I am also your admirer."

"Oh, the sacrifice of an evil **** is my admirer, and yes, many of my methods are also methods that can only be used by evil gods in the eyes of many people." Dr. Stein expressed disdain for his peers in front of him.

"Well, you may not believe it, I just want to remind you out of good intentions what to do next to get forgiveness." Professor Miley sighed.

He is indeed out of kindness, although he is also a selfish person, but if it does not hurt his own interests, he will also save people, such as when he and Milia saved people before.

"Hmph, many people have deceived me like this, saying things that are good for me, but they are actually taking advantage of me and extracting every cent of my value." Dr. Stein disdainfully said.

"Forget it, maybe you have been deceived before, please remember what I said next..."

"Try to make yourself ridiculous, and you'll live."

"If you can't make yourself ridiculous, find a way to make others ridiculous."

"If you can't do both, don't be embarrassed by being tossed and teased."

"As long as you are not embarrassed, it will be others who are embarrassed."

After speaking, Professor Miley walked out of the bathroom.

The other priests didn't care about his little actions. Some people saw it, but didn't say anything.

Because Professor Miley is a rising star in the entertainment field, he has used various scientific methods to calculate that those entertainment methods are more pleasing to the Colossus.

This is very important to them.

After all, although many sacrifices are pious enough, their brains are not easy to use, and they will only sacrifice to the colossus rigidly.

That's not good, and the Colossus often doesn't respond to these people.

Dr. Stein has a good memory. After he came back, he took time to tell the other three what Professor Miley said.

Four people sat in the middle two rows of the plane.

The old maple tree said in a low voice: "That guy seems to have a good heart, which is consistent with the information I have. That colossus really likes tossing others, and he likes to watch all kinds of fun. I'm afraid we will indeed suffer the bad luck of being laughed at on stage. ."

"I, I can't stand being laughed at on stage, I'd rather die." Bracken was taken aback.

"Hmph, be strong, you have to learn to be content, they are not a demon-type group, otherwise, it would be better for us to eat the poison earlier." Birch didn't care.

Isn't it just being laughed at on stage? What's wrong with being a clown?

Just be alive.

"Yeah, isn't it just being laughed at..." Father Maple continued.

Several other priests looked at the four from a distance and let them whisper.

…………

Soon, the four of them understood what it was called, what thousands of people pointed out, and died without a problem.

"These four guys have destroyed the gift we gave to the Colossus, and we will let them serve as this gift!"

Under the two giant statues of goldfish and tiger, a red robe sacrificed to the believers in the audience, and played a dance of construction machinery, which attracted cheers and praise from everyone.

Then he pointed out the sins of the four.

This made people very angry.

Fortunately for the four of them, the following people did not shout the common words like "burn him" and "hang him".

Instead it says "make them toys" "make them machines"...

"Now we can give you a chance, as long as you can satisfy the colossus, you can let you go." The red-robed priest motioned for the people below to be quiet, and then said to the four.

"I will do a talk show." Father Maple said proudly.

"Okay, let's take a while."

However, five minutes later, everyone yelled:

"What era is this joke, it's my grandmother's time!"

"I remember being in kindergarten when I heard these jokes."

"Idiot, do you think the Colossus is so easily fooled by you?"

Daddy Maple was smashed by a pile of banana peels and eggshells.

"Hahaha……"

His embarrassed appearance made more people laugh than his jokes.

Under normal circumstances, people can't make fun of others at will, but now it's different, this is the punishment for sinners.

They can laugh wildly and throw all kinds of objects.

"The three of you?" the red-robed priest said to the other two women and Dr. Stein.

The other three suddenly understood that the entertainment threshold for these colossus believers was very high, and it was impossible for them to be satisfied with a simple form of entertainment, let alone the colossus.

Still, Dr. Stein came to power confidently.

"I'll tell you a joke. Once upon a time, there was a mathematician whose water pipe broke one day."

"A plumber came to help him fix it, and then the mathematician asked how much it would cost this time."

"The plumber said a number and said that there are occasional extra benefits. The mathematician was shocked, and his salary was higher than half a month, so he also wanted to be a plumber."

"The plumber said yes, but the company doesn't want to hire people with a high degree of education. You'd better not say that you are a college graduate, but that you have not graduated from primary school."

"The mathematician agreed, and then successfully applied for the job. In the end, the plumber company felt that their education was too low, and they had to organize a basic mathematics training."

"Go down!" Someone threw a banana, "So long-winded!"

"Give you one more minute! If you don't laugh, wait to die!"

"Coming soon," Dr. Stein said hurriedly, "the mathematician was called to do a problem to calculate the area of ​​a circle, but the mathematician forgot the area πr2 of the circle because he was in a hurry, so he decided to deduce it from scratch, The infinite division of the circle is solved by integral, but the calculation is all negative πr2."

"He didn't do the math right. At this time, other plumbers and colleagues who watched him do the questions all said to exchange the upper and lower limits of the points..."

"Hahaha..." After Dr. Stein finished speaking~www.wuxiamtl.com~, he began to laugh to himself, leaning back and forth.

However, with a smile, he stopped laughing, because everyone in the audience looked at him blankly.

Does no one understand?

He suddenly felt a burst of sadness.

"Fool, what are you laughing at?" someone laughed.

"That's right, isn't it just a circular area? I haven't graduated from elementary school, so I can."

Dr. Stein was powerless to defend himself. He glanced at the rough guys under the stage, who were a group of people who could only enjoy five minutes of happiness, and couldn't think about anything deeper at all.

Soon he was overwhelmed by the same banana peels, corn peels, but instead of dodging like Daddy Maple, he let those things pile him into a ball...

"Hahaha, look at that person, it looks like a ball."

This time, many people finally laughed.