Naruto: Exterminate the clan immediately, but I am not an Uchiha

Nose Bone

“Hey, I brought you soy milk!”

Jiraiya walked up to Tsunade, turned his head away, and pretended to be careless as he handed the soy milk he brought from the breakfast shop to Tsunade.

Tsunade leaned against the tree and glanced lightly: “I’ve had breakfast. Do you think everyone is like you, sleeping until noon every day.” When

Jiraiya heard this, he immediately became unhappy: “Who I slept until noon, and it’s not even noon yet!”

After saying that, he turned around and looked around miserably. After seeing that there was no one in the training ground, he approached Tsunade and whispered: “Say no more. , this is not breakfast, I brought this specially for you.”

Tsunade looked at the things in Jiraiya’s hand with some curiosity: “Why?”

Jiraiya whispered in a low voice: “I heard Soy milk can…”

As he spoke, Jiraiya stretched out his hand and grabbed it twice, and then looked at Tsunade’s chest: “Well, you understand.”

Obviously, Jiraiya said that Tsunade’s chest was too flat. .

You know, Tsunade is now fifteen years old.

Even if a fifteen-year-old girl is not plump, she can still show off her sharp corners.

But as for Tsunade, at the age of fifteen, she didn’t have Xiaohe’s sharp-edged posture at all, she was still smooth and smooth.

No, it may still be a little undulating, but if you don’t look carefully, you will still feel that it is quite flat.

That’s why Jiraiya brought Tsunade a piece of soy milk.

Because according to the knowledge he got from books, soy milk can make women mature.

Although I don’t know if this knowledge will work, there is no harm in giving it a try.

However, after Tsunade saw Jiraiya’s actions, her face instantly became gloomy. In anger, a few veins even appeared faintly on her forehead.

“Uh…”

Jiraiya, who was grabbing it from the air, suddenly felt a chill on his back and looked at Tsunade again.

“Gudu…”

Jiraiya swallowed in fear: “Um, I’m kidding…”

Boom!

“Go to hell, you pervert!”

With a burst of anger, Jiraiya flew backwards for more than ten meters. If a big tree hadn’t stopped him, he might have been able to fly for a while longer.

boom!

On the tree trunk, Jiraiya slipped to the ground, tears welling up in his eyes: “Ugh…”

“This washboard is too much…”

At this time, Jiraiya only felt full of grievances, this guy Tsunade I simply don’t understand good people’s hearts.

He brought soy milk over with good intentions, but the other party punched him in the face.

Now, he felt as if the bridge of his nose was broken.

It hurts…

“What did that idiot do again?”

Orochimaru came from the other side and stopped beside Tsunade.

Tsunade’s face immediately turned into a smile, and her movements became ladylike: “That guy said he practiced all night last night and wanted to compete with me today, but he couldn’t even catch a single move from me.”

Orochimaru was stunned. , and then looked at Jiraiya who looked miserable under the tree: “He is indeed an idiot.”

At this time, Onoki fell from the sky: “They are all here.”

Orochimaru stepped forward and lowered his head slightly: “Teacher .”

Jiraiya covered his nose under the tree and struggled to stand up.

Tsunade looked at Orochimaru’s back: “Sure enough, when it comes to choosing a boyfriend, Orochimaru is more suitable.”

After muttering, Tsunade also came to Onoki: “Teacher.”

Jiraiya came to Onoki Behind him, his face was swollen.

I saw him miserable with snot and tears: “Teacher, my nose seems to be broken…”

Ohnoki: “…”

This Jiraiya can always give him something to do.

Shaking his head helplessly, he looked at Jiraiya and asked, “What’s wrong with you?”

Jiraiya looked at Ohnoki with aggrieved expression: “Teacher, I kindly brought soy milk to this washboard, but she She actually attacked Lord Jiraiya secretly and hit Lord Jiraiya on his handsome face. She went too far!”

Jiraiya became more and more aggrieved as he spoke, and then he accidentally touched the bridge of his nose, causing tears to flow even more. incredible.

Onoki saw this and stretched out his hand to help his forehead.

There is no doubt that based on his understanding of Jiraiya, this guy must have been cheating on Tsunade again.

Otherwise, although Tsunade has a bad temper, she will not attack Jiraiya without any reason.

On the other side, after Tsunade heard Jiraiya’s words again, her fists clenched.

“Who are you calling a washboard?” Tsunade gritted her teeth and stared at Jiraiya.

If the teacher hadn’t been there, she would have punched Jiraiya again.

“Let’s talk about whoever reacts the most…” Jiraiya’s muttering voice became smaller and smaller.

Although Tsunade didn’t hear it clearly, she relied on her sixth sense to realize immediately that what this guy said was definitely not a good word.

“You…”

However, before Tsunade could say anything, Onoki stopped her: “Okay, you guys have to go on a mission soon. Tsunade, you’d better treat Jiraiya quickly.”

Although he Jiraiya was a bit self-inflicted when he got beaten, but the other person was still his disciple no matter what, so he couldn’t really let Tsunade beat Jiraiya again.

Therefore, he spoke at the right time to stop Tsunade’s anger.

And Jiraiya was no fool either. After Onoki opened his mouth, he immediately shut up and stopped provoking Tsunade.

“Hey.”

Tsunade curled her lips when she saw this, then walked over and slapped Jiraiya down: “Sit down and let me treat your injury!”

“Oh -”

“It hurts, it hurts…”

Jiraiya He fell to the ground in an instant, and his legs and feet began to struggle uncontrollably.

But unfortunately, his struggle was of no use.

Under Tsunade’s treatment, he could only moan and groan as Tsunade manipulated him at will.

A few minutes later, Jiraiya’s nose bone was reattached, and his swollen pig’s head returned to normal.

However, through the expression on Jiraiya’s face, Onoki and Orochimaru could sense that during this treatment, Jiraiya definitely suffered a lot.

‘This eighth mother-in-law, Lord Jiraiya curses you to never get married in your life! ‘

Jiraiya’s eyes were red and he cursed Tsunade fiercely in his heart.

Ohnoki shook his head when he saw this, and then said: “Okay, now I will assign you a task.”

As Ohnoki’s expression became serious, Jiraiya and the other two stood up straight.

“This mission is very important. It is S-level. It is related to the safety of our Konoha, so you must take it seriously.

Regarding the specific situation of this mission, I have already told Sarutobi, and he is your The captain of this mission. The next

thing you need to do is to follow Sarutobi to leave Konoha secretly, and then follow Sarutobi’s arrangements. Do you understand?”

“Understood!”

Jiraiya and the other three spoke firmly.

Onoki said in a deep voice: “Sarutobi is waiting for you behind the Hokage Rock. Let’s go now!”

“Yes!”