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At the foot of Qingyun Mountain.

A tour group brought a group of foreign tourists to visit Qingyun Mountain.

The lady tour guide led a group of foreign men and women, stood under Qingyun Mountain, and introduced Qingyun Mountain to them.

“Everyone, what you see now is Qingyun Mountain, the first mountain of Taoism in our Longguo State Sect! Longguo Taoism has a long history, and it has a history of thousands of years. The inheritance of the celestial masters on the mountain alone has passed on More than a hundred generations!

Among Qingyun Taoist temples, there are famous Taoist halls such as Shanmen Hall, Lingguan Hall, Sanqing Hall, Jade Emperor Hall, and Sanguan Hall. Ziqi Yunhai can be seen, it is a very good scenery!

Everyone must have read the hot news on the Internet during this period of time. Those Taoist priests and celestial masters who are very popular on the Internet during this period are all masters on this Qingyun Mountain! If we have a chance, we might even meet the real Zipao Celestial Master! ”

The tour guide gave a warm introduction.

Those foreign tourists looked like they lacked interest.

Someone complained: “I really don’t understand, I spent so much money on tour groups, and you ended up taking us to this kind of place? What’s so good about this mountain? It’s not as good as the local mountains in our country!”

“That’s right! Which country doesn’t have this kind of mountain scenery? And Longguo Taoism, that’s your belief. I don’t even believe in God. I believe you?”

“I have watched the news videos of Taoist priests and celestial masters that are very popular in the news of Longguo recently. I buy it. I think the shooting script is too clumsy…

A human hand can release lightning and fly on the back of a white crane. It’s like a bridge in a superhero movie! I really don’t understand why you guys still believe such outrageous things. ”

“Yeah! In my opinion, anyone who knows a little bit of special effects can use computer special effects to achieve such an effect. Why do you believe it, Zongjiao’s promotional video!”

These foreign tourists are very puzzled.

I don’t understand why the people of Longguo respect Qingyun Mountain so much.

They think that the so-called celestial masters and Taoist priests are just a bunch of liars and special effects artists with strong performances.

Beside these foreigners, at this moment, a sweeper walked past them silently.

Floor sweeper Zhang Tong listened to these foreigners, he shook his head and said nothing.

Once upon a time, I had the same idea as these foreigners.

Disdain for faith and Taoism.

He even took his son to Sanqing Hall to make trouble.

Then guess what?He was unlucky for half a month, and after his son finished urinating, he couldn’t urinate even a drop for several days.

Not only himself, but also Zhou Yuanpeng, who is now sweeping the upper half of the mountain road, is the same.

No matter how unruly a person is, after being trained by the Heavenly Master.

Why don’t you obediently sweep the floor in Qingyun Mountain?

These foreigners will soon learn how uninformed they really are.

At this moment,

On Qingyun Mountain, someone shouted: “The Celestial Master is back!”

In the next second, all the tourists, seeing the Taoist priests distributed in different mountain paths, turned into a golden light and rushed down from the mountain.

Some Taoist priests who were still enthusiastically taking photos with tourists heard the news that the Celestial Master had returned to the mountain.

In the blink of an eye, he teleported and appeared at the foot of the mountain tens of meters away.

Many tourists were stunned.

“Fuck! Damn, the gods are coming out of the mountains!”

“When the celestial master came back, the priests stopped pretending in an instant, and all flew down from the mountain to greet them?”

Foreign tourists were stunned.

Fuck…

They thought that those videos on the Internet were made of special effects.

But now, I witnessed with my own eyes, golden lights flying over the mountain road, with a step of more than ten meters.

There were even a few people in red robes who immediately radiated golden light and jumped down from the top of the mountain from a height of ten thousand feet.

A triple jump and you’re at the foot of the mountain.

This is not through the phone screen and post-production.

This is a live viewing with the naked eye.

These foreign tourists instantly felt like they had lived for decades and hadn’t understood it yet.

Why do Taoist priests in the Dragon Kingdom go down the mountain like this?

Outrageous!

But what’s even more outrageous is yet to come.

These foreign tourists were still standing there in a daze.

I only heard a burst of flying sand and rocks and a group of noisy voices coming from behind.

It was only then that these foreigners came to their senses and looked back.

It doesn’t matter if they don’t turn their heads, once they turn their heads, they are almost scared and split up.

Because I saw two centipedes climbing up the mountain quickly.

On the back of the centipede, there was also a priest in purple robes sitting.

The centipede was so fast that it had already rushed past them in the blink of an eye.

Fly up the mountain.

They can even see the lines on the centipede.

Accompanied by the celestial master riding up the mountain on a centipede, those Taoist priests also jumped back to the mountain.

Looking at this foreign tourist now, how can he look like he just pointed out the country and expressed his opinion?

Several Americans knelt down on the spot.

“God! This is God! He is God!”

These foreigners don’t understand now, why the people of Longguo call Qin Hao a celestial master!

A person like this is called God among them!

As for Qin Hao flying up the mountain on a centipede just now, they regarded it as a miracle, engraved it in their hearts, and will never forget it for a lifetime.

…

Accompanying Qin Hao to ride a centipede and drag racing all the way.

On Longguo’s hot search, there are also new hot entries.

“#shocked! The serial disappearance case that has plagued the Longguang City Police Station for more than ten years is officially solved! The serial killer is actually an onmyoji!”

“#Seventy-seven skeletons were found at the scene. According to the police, this is not all the victims. There are more victims’ skeletons that have been destroyed by the Dongying people!”

“#龙广市城市传奇: The truth behind the third hospital was exposed, a layout that lasted for more than ten years! A battle involving Dongying and the Dragon Kingdom’s mystical world! The Dragon Kingdom won!”

“#东洋人自己比话: I have been planning for more than ten years, and I have raised hundreds of ghosts, all of which were killed by the celestial master of Qingyun Mountain! The mentality of the Dongying people has collapsed!”

“#龙广市重红红天雷, the ghosts in the city are terrified! The ghosts moved overnight: Damn, after living for decades, this ghostly place is suddenly haunted by Taoists! They are still wearing purple robes, do you think they scare ghosts? ”

“#Longguang City Chengnan Branch Tianshi’s transcripts were exposed, and the police responsible for taking the transcripts for Tianshi exploded. The contents of the transcripts are extremely nonsense. My 80-year-old grandma looked fake!”

“#天师航骑谷谢迷车, speed 97 per hour! The traffic police brigade issued a ticket warning! Ask Qing Yunshan to go to the traffic police team to pay the fine as soon as possible!”

“#First Angle of View, the video of the Taoist priests of Qingyun Mountain jumping three times to welcome the Celestial Master! Reply ‘1’ to mention it!”

Almost all Longguo netizens never thought of it.

It was only time for them to sleep.

The Celestial Master of Qingyun Mountain has made so much noise again!

Moreover, one is more outrageous than the other.

The entire Longguo Internet comment area is boiling again.

All of a sudden, countless new memes appeared.

Celestial Master Qingyun Mountain once again swept the top 20 microwave searches!