National Art? I Won’t, I Just Know How To Do It.

In the conference room, the police chief was stunned when he heard that Xiao Ma wanted to contact the corpse exorcist Xiangxi knew.

He had indeed heard some legends about expelling corpses from Xiangxi before.

But I always thought it was all fake.

Didn’t expect this to happen.

It’s outrageous.

Soon, Xiao Ma got through the phone.

The person on the other side snapped and hung up the phone first.

After a while, the other party called again.

On the phone, the person who answered the phone was a young man who didn’t look very old.

At most, he was about twenty-seven or eighteen years old.

He was dressed in a straight suit, sitting on a rock, behind him was a dark dense forest.

The clothes and the scenery behind them are weirdly mismatched.

The pony was stunned.

“Qiangzi, what are you doing? Is your dad at home? I have something to do with your dad!”

The person opposite is called Li Qiang.

He is Xiao Ma’s friend since childhood.

The two families used to be neighbors, and Li Qiang’s father was a well-known mortician in Xiangxi.

Xiao Ma’s call was to find Li Qiang’s father.

But looking at the current situation, it seems that Li Qiang is not at home!

Li Qiang said: “Are you looking for my dad? Then you may not be able to find it in a while. My dad received a big order a few days ago, and now he is going to transport the corpse in the old forest in Yunan. It took less than ten days and a half a month.” , I’m afraid I won’t be able to come back.”

Xiao Ma: “Then can you call him?”

Li Qiang said: “This…I’m afraid it won’t work. Lao Linzi at Yunan doesn’t even have a signal, and he can’t get through even if he calls! I won’t be able to contact him for seven or eight days.”

The pony looked ugly.

Unexpectedly, at this critical time, Li Qiang’s father was not at home, and his contact information was also cut off.

This is very unfortunate.

At this time, Li Qiang asked curiously: “Why are you looking for my dad? It’s the same if you tell me anything.”

Xiao Ma said: “There are zombies in our sub-bureau. A colleague and worker were bitten by zombies, and the hospital can’t cure them, so I want to ask your dad to see if there is anything to do.The law can cure corpse poison. ”

Li Qiang lit a cigarette while sitting on a rock, and said, “Been bitten by a zombie? Do you know what level of zombie you were bitten by? Ordinary walking corpses and jumping zombies should not be poisonous!”

Pony: “It should be green zombie, but hair has started to grow on its body.”

Li Qiang’s complexion also changed when he heard this: “Mao is stiff! Then it will be troublesome, can you show me the current situation of your colleague?”

Pony: “Can you do it?”

Xiao Ma is skeptical about his childhood.

Does this kid know how to deal with zombies?

Li Qiang: “Can I do it? Shit! What do you think I am doing in the deep mountains and old forests now? After my father left, all his business of exorcising corpses will be handed over to me. We are also exorcising corpses now!”

As Li Qiang said, he turned the phone camera around, and then Xiao Ma saw a row of straight zombies standing in line.

The pony gasped.

He said why he called Li Qiang just now and why he hung up and didn’t answer at the first time, and he came back after a while.

This kid is chasing corpses!

However, Pony asked, “Then what are you doing in a suit?”

Li Qiang: “Fuck, I’m 27 or 28 years old, so I’m not in a hurry to find a partner? Our neighbor, Aunt Zhang, introduced me to a girl and agreed to go on a blind date later!

Am I in a hurry! Just go on a blind date, you want me to be single forever? ”

The ponies were dumbfounded.

You kid, blind date?

Still with the corpse?

real or fake?

Xiao Ma was very suspicious. He brought the dead body in front of the blind date. The girl might not have surprises, but would be frightened!

Can a blind date like this really succeed?

However, this is not his business.

Then, Xiao Ma turned the camera around and showed Li Qiang the situation of his colleague and the worker in the hospital.

Li Qiang looked at it, took a puff of cigarette, and said, “Xiao Ma, we are young, and I won’t hide it from you, if I have anything to say, I’ll just say it straight, that policeman’s poisoning is still shallow, and he can still be saved.

As for that worker, the corpse poisoned his mind, and his consciousness is blurred. Unless someone takes action, otherwise, ordinary medicines will be weak, so you should die. ”

Listening to Li Qiang’s words, many police officers in the meeting room fell silent.

Is that worker already hopeless?

Xiao Ma asked: “Then my colleague is still saved? How?”

Li Qiang said: “In our local area, we usually use a peach wood sword to cut off the dead flesh bitten by zombies, and sprinkle glutinous rice on the wound. Remember that the peach wood and glutinous rice must be real, or you will not be able to suppress the evil, or you will be responsible for the consequences.” .

If possible, feed him some glutinous rice porridge, or drink some dog blood and chicken blood, not too much, glutinous rice can be eaten as a staple food, but dog blood and chicken blood once a day, a small half bowl is enough, otherwise it will become a temptation to evil .

In addition, it is best to tie red strings on both ends of the wound. The red strings can ward off evil spirits and avoid spreading. In addition, if you get more exposure to the sun, people will be fine after fifteen days. ”

Li Qiang explained the method.

Next to it, there is a special person responsible for recording.

After Li Qiang finished speaking, he said: “As for the worker, you sprinkle raw glutinous rice around him, then tie a circle around his forehead with ink fountain thread, put Wudi money on his forehead, and stuff cooked glutinous rice in his mouth. Zongzi is the best.

This method can keep him alive for at least five days without dying or turning into a zombie, and his consciousness will not dissipate. After five days, all methods will fail, and at that time, it will be impossible to save him.

In these five days, it would be considered as benevolent to let him have a good chat with his family and explain the funeral. ”

Xiao Ma asked: “Qiangzi, is there really no other way to save people?”

Xiao Ma, as a policeman, must have a way to save him as much as possible.

But Li Qiang shook his head: “Even if my dad is here, he may not be able to save the person who is attacked by the corpse poison, let alone me. Of course, unless you can find a real expert and use big methods to directly force the corpse poison out of the body, Otherwise, there is no way.”

Pony nodded.

Then he understands.

Xiao Ma: “Thank you Qiangzi.”

Li Qiang: “It’s a trivial matter, well, I won’t say much, I have to transport these customers back quickly, and then go on a blind date, bye!”

Li Qiang hung up the phone.

Immediately, in the conference room, the director gave an order.

According to the treatment method Li Qiang said just now, let’s hurry to save people.

Afterwards, a phone call was made to the armed police, and the armed police were ready to suppress it.

But, before the chief called.

Li Qiang who hung up the phone just now came after him with another call.

Pony looked puzzled.

This kid, didn’t you rush to go on a blind date just now? .

Why did you call again.

Pony answered the phone.

Li Qiang opened his mouth and asked, “Little Ma, you just said that your colleague was bitten by Mao Zang. Are you sure that there is only one Mao Zang in your place?”

Li Qiang asked directly.

This question stopped the pony.

In the air-raid shelter, is there only one zombie, or several.Actually they don’t know.

They only saw one.

Xiao Ma said: “We don’t know about this, we only encountered one.”

Li Qiang: “Fuck, it’s a good thing I remembered to call you to chase after me, otherwise you will be miserable. Generally, places where there are zombies, especially places where hair is stiff, are places of great darkness, and there is only one zombie.” In rare cases, in most of the dark places, zombies are in groups.

Describe to me first, what does that hairy stiff look like? ”

I heard that Li Qiang wanted to know what that zombie looked like.

Xiao Ma said: “We have a law enforcement recorder, let me show you the video directly.”

After Xiao Ma finished speaking, he showed the video to Li Qiang.

After Li Qiang watched the video.

He didn’t speak, and smoked two cigarettes. After a long time, he tremblingly opened his mouth.

Li Qiang said: “Xiao Ma, if you believe my little boy, if you listen to me, I will pay you for a plane ticket from Ziyang to Hunan. You can resign now and stay there. , next time I drive the corpse, I probably have to drive you back.”

As soon as Li Qiang said this.

The pony’s face turned black.

“Qiangzi, what do you mean?”

Li Qiang: “What do you mean? Literally, if you continue to stay there, you are waiting to die. Do you think this is Mao Zhi?

Let me tell you, this place you go to, this hairy zombie is the one who guards the gate at the door, there is at least one flying zombie there! There are even dead bodies! Still not running, waiting to die? ”

As soon as Li Qiang said this, the atmosphere in the entire conference room became extremely silent.

The ponies were stunned.

Fly dead?

Dead body?

Warney horse!

Is there such an exaggeration!