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Don’t go during the day, we never take advantage of others

Under Qingyun Mountain.

The news that the Ziyang City Police Department asked Qingyun Mountain for help from the Taoist priest has already been spread on the Internet.

Early in the morning, there were many anchors and reporters squatting at the foot of Qingyun Mountain.

As soon as the priests appeared, they were immediately photographed by the camera.

In an instant, countless new hot searches rushed up on Microwave.

“#青云山道长 goes down the mountain in the early morning, and will be picked up by a special car to Ziyang City!”

“New progress in the #紫阳市弟典事件New development, following the failure of the master of Datianyun Temple to subdue the demon, the priests of Qingyun Mountain set off!”

“#青云山 dispatched four red robes and eight yellow robes, the priests are awesome!”

“#Taoist, the whole army is attacking!”

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On the Internet, many netizens looked at the trending searches.

I saw the news that the priests of Qingyun Mountain went to Ziyang City.

“Damn it! Is it true? The priests of Qingyun Mountain have set off?”

“Awesome! Sure enough, it depends on our Taoist sect to catch zombies! But, can it be done with just these few Taoist priests?”

“I remember that there seemed to be a total of eight red-robed priests on Qingyun Mountain, did they only go to four this time? My good fellow! Ziyang City seems to have a flying zombie, and even this can’t make Qingyun Mountain all mobilized?”

“The Celestial Master said: Is it useful to have many people? Half of the red robe is very face-saving! If it wasn’t for me not being able to get away, the master would go alone, and all the fuzzy hairy stiffs would be my younger brother! ”

“Zombie: Damn, why did you show me a horror movie? The sense of substitution is very strong, and I’m already getting scared…”

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On the Internet, netizens watched the Taoist leader go out to fight, and there were many discussions.

On Qingyun Mountain, a reporter took the opportunity to interview the Celestial Master at this time.

“Tianshi, this time several priests went to Ziyang City to catch zombies, how sure are we?”

Facing the camera interview, Qin Hao only said: “Supreme God! In life, how can there be anything that you can do with 100% certainty?

The evil spirits in Ziyang City are causing mischief to the common people. Several Taoists from Qingyun Mountain were invited to visit Ziyang City to assist the police in handling the case. No one dares to guarantee that it will be solved. We can only say that we will give it a try. ”

After Qin Hao finished speaking, he turned and went up the mountain.

As soon as Qin Hao’s answer was posted on the Internet.

Netizen: “Tsk tsk tsk, here it comes again, the classic celestial master is stubborn! At the beginning, he directly refused to admit that those Taoists went to Ziyang City to catch zombies, but assisted in handling the case.

Then say try it! Every time Tianshi said to give it a try, he was actually 100% sure! ”

“Tianshi: Hey, I said it, but I didn’t say it, is it fun?”

“The classic celestial master is humble, brothers, you can leave, the celestial master said to give it a try, those zombies in Ziyang City won’t be long!”

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On the national road from Longguang City to Ziyang City, several special vehicles were driving at high speed.

Departing from Qingyun Mountain at 4 o’clock in the morning, at 9 o’clock in the morning, the car had already entered the Ziyang City Police Station.

A dozen priests got out of the car.

Inside the police station, the priests were personally received by the chief and had lunch.

After lunch, several priests played chess and ate melon seeds in the police station.

In the police station, many policemen looked at the Taoist priests and were stunned.

The director even asked: “Several priests, don’t we go catch zombies during the day?”

After the Grand Master of the Supervisory Temple of Datianyun Temple failed last time, their police station analyzed the main reasons for the master’s failure.

A big reason is that the master took too long to prepare, and he just waited for the sun to go down before starting to catch zombies.

You know, at night, the strength of zombies doubles.

It is more beneficial to catch them during the day.

Therefore, according to the plan of the bureau chief and the others, the success rate must be higher if the Taoist chiefs are allowed to go during the day.

It is now noon, the time when the yang energy is strongest in a day.

Some of these priests were taking a nap at the police station, while others were playing chess, eating melon seeds, and relaxing.

It doesn’t mean to catch zombies at all.

Among the several red-robed priests,

Taoist Master Jingfeng calmly put down his son, and said: “Supreme Heavenly Venerable, Director, don’t worry, when we were on the mountain, the Taoist scriptures often taught us that we should be upright and upright in life and cultivation.

Taking advantage of people’s dangers is because villains behave badly. Before coming here, the celestial master also told the poor Taoists that to catch zombies, you can only go at night, and beating weak zombies during the day is not considered exorcising demons, it is called bullying the weak.

Moreover, the strength of the zombies is halved during the day, even if they enter the air-raid shelter, the zombies are hiding, and we may not be able to find them. That being the case, why not go at night?

The zombies are the strongest at night, and they must expand themselves. When they are dispatched by themselves, they will be subdued one by one, saving poor people from looking for them one by one. ”

Taoist Jingfeng’s theory directly shocked everyone in the police station.

Dozens of police officers were stunned.

He looked at the Taoist priests with shocked eyes.

I wipe!

Can’t tell!

These priests all looked amiable and benevolent.

I didn’t expect that one counted as one, and they were all ruthless people.

People don’t bother to catch zombies during the day.

We don’t work during the day, and the priests never take advantage of others.

You have to wait for the zombies to be in full bloom, first let the opponent inflate a bit, and then catch them all in one go!

ruthless!

Too cruel!

Duan Kun in Tsim Sha Tsui is not so ruthless!

This is what is said in the legend, if you want to destroy it, you must first make it crazy?

The priests have said so, and the police chief can’t say anything more.

Can only wait for the night.

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At this moment, the eyes of netizens all over the country are on the police station.

However, after the special car of the priests entered the police station, there was no movement for a long time.

Over there in the air-raid shelter, in broad daylight, the priests didn’t come to catch the zombies.

Netizens are all Bengbu.

“What do you mean? You’re here in Ziyang City, don’t you want to catch zombies?”

“Isn’t the Taoist priest here to catch zombies? Impossible! I saw them bring magic weapons!”

“If you don’t come to arrest them in broad daylight, why not come at night? Daoist priests won’t be cowardly, will they?”

“How can it be possible to be cowardly? I think it may be that the priests are tired and need to take a break, and catch them tomorrow?”

“I don’t know, anyway, I’m staying in front of the police station now. When the priests come out to work, I’ll broadcast it live!””6666! Brother, be careful!”

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Some anchors were already standing in front of the police station, and everyone wanted to see when Qing Yunshan and the Taoists would catch the zombies.

There was even no movement for a long time.

There have been rumors from netizens on the Internet that the Taoist leader has been counseled.

In this way, a few hours passed quickly.

The sun went down, and now, it’s dusk.

Inside the police station. ..

Taoist Jingfeng rolled up his sleeves and glanced at his shiny silver Hongye brand watch.

This watch is very old.

It was given to him by his master when he first went up the mountain decades ago.

Taoist Jingfeng glanced at the time.

It’s past six o’clock in the afternoon.

In summer the days are long and the sun sets late.

It was six o’clock and the sun was just beginning to set.

Daoist Jingfeng put away the melon seeds on the chessboard, stood up and said, “Supreme Heavenly Venerable, fellow seniors, stop playing, it’s getting dark, it’s almost time to go!”

Immediately, all the priests in the police station got up one after another, walked out of the police station, got into the special car, and got ready to do their jobs!