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On the mountain road.

A female reporter was climbing a mountain while driving a live broadcast.

While climbing the mountain, he said excitedly to the audience in the live broadcast room: “Everyone, you will never guess who I am climbing with now! Do you see these people next to you? These are zombies!”

As the female reporter spoke, she started filming with a camera.

Netizens in the live broadcast room: ”

! Is this in Qingyun Mountain? Fuck! I see that Jingfeng Dao is long! The disciples of the sliding shovel sect pay their respects to the sect master! ”

“These are the zombies captured from Ziyang City! Heard it’s great! The anchor is not afraid of being bitten by zombies? ”

“You are so courageous, young lady, if it were me, I wouldn’t dare to get so close to the zombies!”

“What are you afraid of? This is Qingyun Mountain. There are so many priests in red robes staring at them. There are also celestial masters in purple robes on the mountain. Do these zombies dare to move?”

“Why do these zombies wear a big black robe?”

“Nonsense, take the zombies up the mountain in broad daylight, no matter what, you have to cover it up and put on a show, otherwise it’s too blatant.”

“Isn’t that blatant enough? Who doesn’t know that these are zombies!”

The female reporter also said at this time: “Everyone wait, I will take a close-up shot of the zombies during the daytime for everyone!”

After saying that, the female reporter was about to approach the zombie team for a live broadcast.

At this moment, a Taoist priest in yellow robes walked over quickly: “Supreme Heavenly Venerable, this female layman, pay attention, these are our guests from Qingyun Mountain, please don’t take photos randomly.”

Female reporter: “It’s okay, sir, I’m not afraid of these if I’m brave enough, I know, these are zombies, right! I’ve watched the live broadcast.”

Listen to what the female reporter said.

The Taoist priest in Huangpao looked serious, and said, “What zombies? Don’t be misled by the online media and marketing accounts. These are all homeless people who voluntarily come to Qingyun Mountain to do sweeping work!”

The Taoist priest in yellow robe was talking about the Eight Classics.

However, at this moment, a figure in the team moved its nose and smelled the breath of living people around it.

It couldn’t help turning its head to look at the reporter.

This scene happened to be captured by the reporter’s live camera.

In front of the live broadcast screen, only the face under the black robe and the big hood was as thin as a stick.

Like a hundred-year-old bacon twisted together, his face was covered with green hair, and he was fierce, and he was breathing black air between his breaths.

The Taoist priest in Huangpao also noticed that the zombie was unruly, so he turned his head around.

The Taoist priest’s face darkened, and he sternly shouted.

“What are you looking at? Go!”

The zombie was startled, tremblingly retracted its head, like a child who made a mistake, and walked quickly up the mountain.

The audience in the live broadcast room: ”

! ”

“This is the tramp that the Taoist chief said? He has so much hair on his face.”

“Green hair all over his face, dry body shape, skin like century-old bacon, the worst time for a homeless person to be hacked!”

“Homeless man: No matter how bad I am, I won’t be like this! Be careful with the lawyer’s letter warning!”

“In ancient times, Zhao Gao referred to a deer as a horse, and now the Taoist leader in yellow robes refers to a stiff as a Han, and Hu Hai calls him an expert!”

“Zombie: I said I didn’t do it voluntarily, do you believe me?”

“Hahahaha, what a miserable zombie! Movies don’t even dare to act like this!”

“This visual sense is like the worst group of students in the country falling into the hands of the most authoritative and strictest teachers in the country. I laughed so hard!”

“Zombies: Do zombies have no human rights?

Daoist: Nonsense! Zombies certainly have no human rights! Either be a volunteer, or be cremated in situ, you choose! ”

“Resentment value from zombies +

! ”

…

Under the leadership of Jingfeng and other Taoist priests.

This group of zombies was captured alive and extradited to the mountain.

after special education.

The red-robed priests of Qingyun Mountain changed each zombie into cleaning clothes and masks.

Then, considerately assign occupations to each zombie according to different positions.

Among them, the positions are divided into: sweeping group, scrubbing group, tour guide group, first aid group.

The sweeping group is the easiest to understand.

That is, each person has a broom and a dustpan, and sweeps the floor in Qingyun Mountain.

The scrubbing group is responsible for scrubbing the statues, tables, chairs, doors and other places.

For the tour guide group, the nature of the work is more complicated.

You should carry a loudspeaker with recorded explanations of each scenic spot on your body, and stand in a fixed scenic spot.

Once tourists come to this scenic spot.

The zombie will turn on the loudspeaker and play the characteristic introduction of the attraction to tourists.

As for the first aid team.

is the most important position.

Once tourists who go up the mountain are in danger, or are injured and cannot go down the mountain.

Rescue zombies will act as porters and the work of going down the cableway.

Carry tourists on their backs and send them down the mountain.

There are currently only two people in the first aid team who have been entrusted with important tasks.

Those two red flies stiff.

Because they can fly and escape.

Perfect as a first responder.

Once a tourist is injured or does not want to climb the stone steps down the mountain by himself.

You can pay 50 yuan and ask Feizhu to help you downhill downhill with your back on your back.

This is not only convenient for tourists, Qingyun Mountain can also use zombies to earn some project fees.

It is a win-win situation.

Of course, zombies are definitely speechless.

Especially those two flying stiffs.

He has never been so speechless in his entire life.

Flying Zombie: I am so majestic, flying Zombie, I have practiced for thousands of years, I kill people without blinking an eye, you want me to be a porter? Is it a little too much?

Taoist priest: “Either become a porter, orWhy not go to the Taoist temple to sweep the floor. ”

Flying Zombie: “Wanima, don’t treat zombies as people, right? Porters are porters!”

…

From this day on, there are not only more cleaning staff on Qingyun Mountain.

There are also more fixed-point guides and two porters.

on the mountain road,

Zhou Yuanpeng and Zhang Tong are doing routine sweeping work.

Sweeping and sweeping, there was a sudden snort.

They all found that something seemed wrong today.

Originally, only the two of them swept the entire Qingyun Mountain Road.

Why are there more today?

Zhang Tong and Zhou Yuanpeng looked at each other.

I was overjoyed. ..

This is another person who came to challenge the Celestial Master and lost, and was driven here to sweep the floor, right?

The two went up to greet the newcomer.

“Dude, you’re new here! You’re also challenging the Celestial Master? Tell me, how many years are you going to stay here?”

“You man, why don’t you say hello to you?”

“Hey! So rude? It’s too much, buddy, carry social quotations on your shoulders, don’t be rampant in front of me, talk to you, hear?”

Zhou Yuanpeng looked at the new sweeper and talked to him for a long time, but the other party ignored him.

Zhou Yuanpeng was angry.

Grandma Li’s!

I don’t dare to offend the heavenly master, and I can’t beat the priest on the mountain.

How dare you, a new little cleaner like you, dare to be rampant in front of you?

Zhou Yuanpeng directly pushed the cleaner.

Pushed off the opponent’s hat directly.

Seeing that this kid is pretending to be aggressive in broad daylight and still wearing a mask.

Zhou Yuanpeng: “Fuck! Boy, you’re putting on a good show! Wearing a mask in broad daylight, making yourself a social person?

Today, you, Mr. Peng, I will let you know what Nezha is so troublesome, put away your temper and keep a low profile! ”

Zhou Yuanpeng stretched out his hand to grab it, and when the little cleaner wasn’t paying attention, he took off his mask.

The next second, the cleaner turned his head and looked at the two brothers Zhou Yuanpeng and Zhang Tong with a ‘nuclear’ face.

The bacon-like muscles on his face moved, his mouth opened slightly, and immediately a large black corpse gas was exhaled.

Mao Zong: “What’s wrong brother? Everyone is sweeping the floor, why take off my mask?”

Zhou Yuanpeng was extremely arrogant just now, but the next second he saw the zombie face behind the mask, breathing black air.

He almost peed in fright.

Now he knows why the guy is wearing a mask.

The real Nima is alive in the daytime!

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