This Layman Says He Wants to Hit Me and I’m Communicating With Him

In a fast food restaurant.

Jing Fengdao was halfway through ordering a meal, and there were rude urging voices from a few guys behind him.

He even threatened to beat Taoist Jingfeng.

Taoist Jingfeng was startled.

He is an old Taoist priest in his eighties.

This old bone, what can’t you say properly?

You have to beat me up?

Taoist Jingfeng put down his phone, and slowly turned his head to look back.

Next to him, several red-robed Taoist priests in Qingyun Mountain also heard that someone wanted to beat someone.

Follow and look back.

I saw a big man in a leather jacket standing behind them.

He has big arms and round waist, very burly, with a height of 1.8 meters.

There are tattoos on his neck, and he looks like a ruthless character at first glance, the kind that is not easy to mess with.

Beside him, there are several younger brothers and accompanying young women.

so many people!

Taoist Jingfeng was frightened.

Especially the big man in leather with a fleshy face.

Taoist Jingfeng was amazed in his heart,

so ruthless?

I don’t know how it compares to a tiger?

Thinking back to the time when there was a big beast swarm in Qingyun Mountain, Daoist Jingfeng had a sliding shovel, and even tigers could be shoveled away…Forget it, don’t mention it, the hero doesn’t mention the courage of the year.

Taoist Jingfeng just wanted to step aside, not wanting to cause trouble.

Unexpectedly, this big man in leather clothes saw Taoist Jingfeng.

His voice trembled.

“Dao… Daoist?”

How could the big guy in the leather jacket think that he would go to a fast food restaurant to buy a hamburger.

In this life, I can meet the Daoist priest at KFC.

Moreover, just now, he uttered wild words, threatening to beat up the Taoist priest.

Big man in leather jacket: It’s over, I’m over!

How dare I!

The big man in the leather jacket withered instantly.

The kind that can’t stand up even if you have tattoos on your body.

Taoist Jingfeng asked curiously: “Supreme Heavenly Venerable, Layman, do you know the poor Taoist?”

Taoist Jingfeng did not expect that at the foot of the mountain, wearing casual clothes, there are still people who can recognize him at a glance.

The big man in the leather jacket said in a trembling voice, “This…Of course I know him. Daoist Jingfeng and the master of the Sliding Shovel Sect, who doesn’t know him!”

The big guy in the leather jacket often gets news about the sliding door.

Ever since Jingfeng Dao became popular.

Many people call themselves disciples of the sliding shovel sect.

It was even reported on the news.

Moreover, Qingyun Mountain is so popular in Long Country.

Except for the Celestial Master.

There are only eight or nine red-robed priests in total, who doesn’t know each other?

The big man in leather still remembered that he had watched the live broadcast before.

This Daoist Jingfeng shoveled a tiger!

The six-hundred-jin tiger slid down with a shovel and beat the tiger king like a son.

Isn’t this kind of ruthless person slapping a child?

Just when the big man in leather was talking to Taoist Jingfeng.

Qin Hao walked over.

“What’s wrong? Haven’t bought it for so long?”

As soon as Qin Hao walked over, the big man in leather plopped down on the ground.

Fuck!

Celestial Master!

The one in the purple robe is also here?

What day is it today?

The big man in the leather coat was so frightened that his scalp went numb.

After all, that is a heavenly master!

The only one in Long Kingdom who is qualified to wear a purple robe.

Some time ago, the good faith Tamiya of this country all died at the hands of the celestial master.

This matter is still on the hot search.

I actually ran into a celestial master here?

The big guy in the leather jacket felt that the rest of his life was over.

The attitude was so bad just now.

Heavenly Master won’t tear himself alive, will he?

Qin Hao looked at the big man in leather who stood there in a daze.

He asked, “What’s the matter? Why don’t you order food?”

Daoist Jingfeng said ten thousand five hundred and ten: “Just now the layman thought that I was occupying the position and blocked the way, and said that he wanted to hit me. I am trying to communicate with him.”

Qin Hao looked at the big man in leather in front of him.

At this moment, the big man in leather clothes doesn’t have the majestic appearance just now.

Standing in front of the celestial master and a group of red-robed priests, he was docile like a lamb.

As for his companion, he was scared away by a group of red-robed priests.

Qin Hao sighed, and said: “This layman, the old man is getting old, let me let him go. Now is a harmonious society, respect the old and love the young, young people don’t want to be so hostile! It doesn’t matter if you wait.”

Listen to the earnest teaching of the heavenly master.

The big guy in the leather jacket nodded like a chicken eating rice.

“Yes yes yes! You are right! It was my bad attitude just now!”

Qin Hao continued: “That’s right, apologize to the old man, let’s forget about it.”

Just as Qin Hao finished speaking, the big man in the leather jacket knelt down in the fast food restaurant with a plop.

The big man in leather: “Master Jingfeng, I’m sorry! I was wrong!”

Taoist Jingfeng was startled.

Quickly help this big man up.

“Layman, what are you doing? We are not scourges, how can we do such a big ceremony? Get up, get up.”

Daoist Jingfeng was completely at a loss.

This big man in leather has too much etiquette.

He knelt down on the spot.

I know you admitted your mistake, but this attitude of admitting your mistake is a bit outrageous!

Qin Hao didn’t expect the big man in leather to react so strongly.

I can’t fix it for him.

Teach me kindly, so that young people should not be so hostile.

Dude, why are you still kneeling?

The big man in leather was about to cry.

Oh shit!

The man in purple himself taught me.

A group of red-robed Taoist priests stared.

If you don’t kneel down and knock one today, who will be able to sleep when you go back tonight?

No matter how ruthless the tattoo is, I am afraid of someone wearing a purple robe!

Qin Hao didn’t know what to say to this child.

Look at scaring other people’s children.

He patted the big man in leather on the back.

“It’s okay, it’s all over, let’s go to dinner!”

The burly man in leather heard what Tianshi said.

For a moment, he was relieved.

KFC also refused to eat, and fled.

such a big movement, has long been photographed by diners in other KFC stores.

Post it online.

Soon, it exploded on major short video platforms.

After more than half a year later, the main country, Tamiya Shinnobu, fought with the Celestial Master.

Qingyun Mountain Taoist priest has new news rushing to the trending searches.

“#爆! Shocked! The priests of Qingyun Mountain appeared in the fast food restaurant of Longguang International Airport!”

“The figure of a number of priests appeared in the #KFC store, and those in purple robes also came to eat burgers? The scene was chaotic, and the big brother in leather knelt on the spot!”

“#皮衣大哥 KFC live full video! Click to view!”

The melon-eating viewers who didn’t know the truth saw the news about the Taoist priests of Qingyun Mountain.

They clicked in to watch.

“It’s been more than half a year, what happened to the Taoist priest of Qingyun Mountain, something happened again?”

“I saw the push when I entered the trending search. What kind of earth-shattering thing did the Taoist priest do?”

“I don’t know, I was just about to watch the video, and it seems that some big guy in leather knelt down!”

“Hahaha, brothers, I just came back from watching the video, and the atmosphere at the scene is very scary. You will know it after watching it.”

“This big brother in leather is miserable enough. After eating fast food and meeting a group of priests, all of them are wearing red robes, I probably won’t be able to sleep tonight.”

“The key is that this buddy also threatened to become Taoist leader Jingfeng, the spit of thousands of disciples on the sliding door could drown this buddy!”

“Where are the tens of thousands of disciples of the sliding shovel door? Raise your arms and call, and one person will hit this buddy and the other will collapse!”

“Big Brother in Leather: You will never know, when that old man with a seemingly ordinary back turned around, how much shadow was cast in my heart!”

“Big Brother in Leather: This old man looks easy to bully, let’s go and play tricks on him! Fuck! Daoist! Fuck! Heavenly Master! You’re so fucking stupid!”

“Six or seven Taoist priests in red robes plus one in purple robes, all of them are villains! Look, it scares the elder brother!”

“However, let’s talk, let’s laugh, why did the priests and celestial masters appear at the airport? And they were still having lunch in KFC, did something happen again?”

“No way, I haven’t heard of it! It’s been a long time in peace recently, and there is no news on the Internet.”

“My house is next door to Qingyun Mountain. Two days ago, I heard that some gates of Qingyun Mountain were closed. The priests in red robes are planning to travel. Now they are at the airport. They must be planning to travel.”

“Fuck! The Taoists of Qingyun Mountain are still going on tour? Is it true or not? These days, the Taoists have started to engage in company team building?”

“The Taoist priest is amazing! He is advancing with the times!”

“Just show it to me. Is the Xuanmen so open now?”

“No need for 996, food and housing are included, Bao Xiuxian is included, more money and less work is close to home, and the company team building is held during the Chinese New Year, I am crying with envy! I want to become a Taoist priest. How can I become a Taoist priest with such good conditions?”

“Thinking too much, this kind of good unit is not available in every Xuanmen Taoist mountain, and not every Taoist leader can enjoy it.

First of all, you have to be qualified to become a Taoist priest in Qingyun Mountain! Secondly, you have to be above the red robe, and even the yellow robe cannot participate in the company team building. The basic qualifications for team building are all red robes! can you do it ”

“Red robe? Then I’ll forget it, is that something I dare to think about?”

At the airport, some little things that happened during Tianshi’s lunch.

Unexpectedly, it directly caused a sensation on the entire Internet.

Heavenly Master: I laughed, what is true top class!

After waiting in the KFC store for a while, Taoist Jingxuan and others came back from buying milk tea.

Several priests had a simple lunch in the store.

Then they walked out of the store.

Go inside the airport.

There was still more than an hour to check in.

The priests found a place to sit down and wait quietly.

While Qin Hao and the others were waiting.

Next to it, there was a sudden noise, which attracted the attention of the priests.

“Damn it! I hit it!”

“Ten! Twenty! One hundred! Damn! I’m so lucky!”

“Invincible, this one! Brothers, I will treat you tonight!”

Qin Hao turned his head and saw that right next to them, several young people were surrounded by a machine, very excited and overwhelmed.

It seemed like he had won a grand prize.

Taoist Jingxuan asked curiously, “What are they doing?”

Jingfeng, Taoist priest Jingchen and others all shook their heads.

They have been practicing on the mountain all year round.

Many people even use phones for the elderly.

How could they know what these young people are doing and look so excited.

Taoist Jingxuan looked at Qin Hao.

Qin Hao glanced at it, and said lightly: “That’s a lottery machine. The lottery company puts it in a place with a lot of traffic to attract people to buy lottery tickets. If you are lucky, you can win the lottery. Those young people should be lucky enough to win the lottery.”

When Qin Hao was looking at those young people who won the lottery just now.

Seeing one of them, the luck on the head is obviously more prosperous.

Ordinary people’s luck value is generally at 1Around 00, white luck.

The one who won the lottery just now has 230 luck points!

Light blue luck.

With this kind of good luck blessing, it is natural to be lucky, and it is easy to win a prize of several hundred dollars.

Of course, after buying a lottery ticket.

The short-term luck of ordinary people also disappeared.

For the one who won the lottery just now, his luck gradually decreased and returned to about 100.

At this moment, it’s okay for him to stop.

If you continue, you will lose money.

Listen to what the celestial master said.

Daoist Jingxuan was instantly interested.

“Lottery machine? Can you win the lottery? I’ll try it.”

Qin Hao saw that several Taoist priests were interested.

He shook his head.

People who cultivate purely should pay attention to pure heart and few desires.

Jingxuan and the others were a little bit off track.

However, Qin Hao thought again.

When they came out this time, they were originally here for team building.

Relax and relax.

Play whatever you want.

It’s just that he is digging into a dead end.

There is nothing wrong with buying two lottery tickets.

Qin Hao thought, closed his eyes, and left them alone.

In front of the lottery machine.

Taoist Jingxuan observed for a long time.

There are many types of lottery tickets on the lottery machines.

“Ten Times Good Luck”, “Five Times Surprise”, “Hundred Scores”, “66 Shun 88” and so on!

The ones that were too complicated were directly skipped by the priests.

They can’t play either.

In the end, after a few people finalized, Daoist Jingxuan bought ten tickets for ten times better luck!

This is the simplest instant lottery.

A lottery ticket is printed by a machine.

Ten yuan a piece.

There is a winning code in the lottery.

The rest is the scratch area.

There are a total of 52 winning numbers to scratch.

Each row of winning numbers represents a different prize.

The minimum bonus is $10.

The highest jackpot of 400,000!

As long as you scratch one, you can win the prize.

The rules are very simple.

Taoist Jingxuan bought ten of them in one go.

Give each of the brothers a piece.

After dividing one card per person, there are finally two cards left.

Daoist Jingxuan froze for a moment, looking at the Celestial Master who was still sitting there.

Taoist Jingxuan sent the last two extra lottery tickets to Tianshi.

“Tianshi, it’s rare to come out, let’s play!”

Qin Hao opened his eyes and looked at the lottery ticket handed over by Daoist Jingxuan.

It’s not easy for him to refuse.

Qin Hao: “Okay.”

He accepted the two lottery tickets. ..

At this time, the other priests of Qingyun Mountain also started to scratch the lottery tickets.

“Eh? Pindao seems to have won the lottery!”

“I won the lottery too, Brother Jingfeng, how much did you win?”

“Five thousand, how about you?”

“I’m a little less than you, I won three thousand!”

“Junior Brother Jingchen, you are amazing, you actually won 50,000! You are so lucky!”

“I’m going! Brother Jinghai, you cheated! It’s just for fun, and you actually scratched the lottery ticket with your luck formula? How much did you win? One hundred thousand yuan? It’s too much! Brother Jinghai really can’t afford it!”

“Junior Brother Jingxuan, you are going too far, putting a luck boosting talisman on yourself! It’s still a pink talisman! Are you so rambunctious?”

“You won 200,000 yuan? This is the effect of the talisman seal! The Supreme Heavenly Venerable! I am ashamed to be with a rascal like you!”

Inside the airport.

Next to the lottery machine, came the silhouettes of the priests.

The melon-eating crowd next to me were all stunned.

Fuck!

Priests scratch lottery tickets.

Everyone wins?

And that fifty thousand!

One hundred thousand!

What the hell is two hundred thousand?

Scratching lottery tickets these days, can you still use spells to open cheats?

Too much, too much!



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