NBA: The opening game gets a death entanglement

Barkley and Albert walked to the big screen.

Began to analyze the game in the first half.

“Overall, the first half was still very exciting.”

“The Thunder side has a low overall shooting percentage, while the Knicks are over-the-top and maintain a good success rate.”

“Let’s take a look at Durant’s play, shooting 5 of 13, 11 points, how to say, it’s okay.”

“But you know, he shot 3-of-3 in the first half of the first quarter, which means he shot 2-of-10 in the rest of the game.”

“As for why this is the case, then we have to look at another player.”

After speaking, Albert clicked the screen.

The avatars of Durant and Lin Dong appeared on the screen, respectively.

Then pointed at Lin Dong.

“Let’s look at Lin Dong’s statistics, shooting 4 of 6 and scoring 10 points, as well as three steals and two blocks.”

“Seeing such data, I can only say that he was simply born to defend.”

“Let’s look at another set of data, when Lin Dong is not on the court, the Thunder’s shooting rate is 64%, and when Lin Dong is on the court, the Thunder’s shooting rate plummets to 31%!”

“From these data, it can almost be shown that Lin Dong alone led the entire Knicks’ defense.”

“If the Thunder can’t find a good way to attack in the second half, then it’s a bit difficult for them to hold on to this win at home.”

After Albert finished speaking, he suddenly looked at Barkley.

“Barkley, do you still think Durant can get twenty points?”

Barkley smiled awkwardly.

“Maybe! If Lin Dong chooses not to play, hahaha…”

Albert was also amused.

At this moment, the two heard a low roar of the cow.

“Mu…”

Barkley suddenly shuddered.

“What is this sound?”

After speaking, he turned to look at the door.

I saw the staff lead a yak and walk in.

“Buckley, look, what have we prepared for you? Haha…”

Albert walked over to the cow with a smile on his face.

Barkley paused in place, then spread his hands, “Isn’t it! You actually brought the cow here so quickly, I…”

“Willing to gamble and lose, come here!”

“We have specially found a Simmental cow, this cow is a little more docile than ordinary cows, you can safely kiss it on the ass for ten seconds!”

Suddenly, the rest of the studio staff also burst out laughing.

Such a famous scene, they have been looking forward to for a long time.

Barkley swallowed his spit before slowly walking towards the cow.

After that, he asked with some fear: “Is this cow really docile?” ”

“Of course! As long as you don’t get it excited! ”

Barkley gave Albert a stiff look.

Then he took a deep breath, bent down, and faced the cow’s butt at close range.

At this time, many fans were watching this scene in front of the TV.

Barkley’s usual style is a big mouth, talking about things, unobtrusive and unscrupulous.

But it’s still very popular with fans.

Knowing that he wanted to kiss the cow’s ass, many fans were guarding in front of the TV.

“Haha… Barkley is going to kiss his ass again, and I remember the last time he kissed the ass of a donkey. ”

“Barkley’s mouth is like a cow’s butt, big and smelly.”

“I’m going to record it and take it out when I’m not happy!”

On the other side, Barkley took another deep breath.

Finally plucked up enough courage, raised his mouth, and kissed the cow’s butt.

Because he was afraid, he closed his eyes.

Albert was counting down the time on the side.

“Ten!”

“Nine!”

“Eight”

Suddenly, the cow’s body shook.

This frightened Barkley and frightened him to the ground.

“Haha…”

Albert laughed maniacally.

Barkley broke out in cold sweat on his forehead.

“Man, don’t be nervous, it’s just a sneeze. Ha ha. ”

Barkley touched the cold sweat on his forehead, “I thought he was angry!” ”

“No, no, maybe just excitement.”

“You’ve only lasted three seconds, and you still have seven seconds!”

The fans in front of the TV were already out of breath laughing at this time.

“Haha… Laughed at me to death, I didn’t expect Barkley to have such a embarrassing day. ”

“Did you just see it, Barkley’s face is pale, it’s so funny!”

“After this time, let’s see if Barkley will be so unspoken.”

After the longest seven seconds of his life, Barkley was finally relieved.

When the time came, he ran back to the table in the studio.

Took out a piece of paper and wiped it on his mouth.

Although the time is only ten seconds, for Barkley, it is a thrilling ten seconds.

Niu is usually quite docile, but if he initiates a temper, it will be fatal!

He felt as if he had walked around from the brink of death.

After a long time, Barkley finally recovered.

Walked to the front of the camera and said seriously.

“I will never make random predictions in the future, especially for Xia Guo players!”

“They are always full of magic!”