NBA: The strongest trash talk

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After carefully watching Chen Xu’s post-game interview, when the evening, the managers of the major NBA teams were crazy!

He really… Really contradicted the Lakers!

And it was said openly in the media, and the contradiction was also aimed at Jenny Bass! That’s the big owner of the Lakers.

If there is a contradiction with the management, then the contradiction can be resolved under the mediation of the boss.

For example, in 2007, the elder Buss took the time to come forward and directly intervened to stop the Lakers and Bulls trade for Bryant.

As long as there is no conflict with the big boss of the team, there is a possibility of mediation in everything.

But now Chen Xu is targeting Jenny Bass, which shows that it is irreparable!

Management, how can it interfere in the decisions made by the boss!

Therefore, the major general managers are like an old virgin who has been single for thirty years and sees “190” to a stunning beauty, and those who have space, chips, and money immediately take action.

Washington Wizards: Quick, get in touch with the Magic and tell him he can pick anyone from our roster, including Wall and Beal, and if he wants, he can pick and choose, and we can give away a first-round pick for 2020!!! Don’t delay a minute!! Fast!

Los Angeles Clippers: Contact Chen Xu’s agent Bill Duffy immediately and tell him that we will send Chen Xu a super contract next year!

In view of the fact that the salary cap will change every year, we can sign a 1+1 with Chen Xu and follow the highest salary every year! Anyway, we have 70 million space!

By the way, tell the Magic, we can also eat the Lakers’ 28 million space garbage contract! As much garbage as you want! As long as they are willing to send Chen Xu over!

Dallas Mavericks: Cuban is an avid basketball fan who personally came to the Lone Ranger’s president’s office! “Hurry up and think of a way for me, use all methods, and exchange Chen Xu!” Talk to the Lakers! Any condition will do! ”

Although Cuban said so, he also knew that the lone ranger had little hope.

Today’s lone ranger doesn’t have much space, and there aren’t many helpers.

But for Chen Xu’s sake, they are willing to give it a go and give it a try!

Brooklyn Nets: Owner Cai Congxin has long watched Chen Xu drool.

The Nets’ approach is also very ordinary! Money! Smash with money! Give as much as you can! Given that the Nets don’t have draft picks, Cai Congxin also personally contacted Chen Xu to ask who he wanted to play with.

The Nets will be fully operational, and only hope that Chen Xu can join the Nets.

However, Cai Congxin knows that in addition to the Nets, the Knicks and Clippers are not short of money, so he also wants to use the identity of the ** boss in an attempt to win over Chen Xu.

Chicago Bulls: “Don’t tell me so much, go and count how much space there is!” Although we don’t have a player worth trading in the squad, we have to fight for it! “Hurry up and ask Bill Duffy what words can be taken out of his hand.”

Just after twelve, the phone call between Bill Duffy and the magician did not stop.

In the entire league, except for the Warriors, Cavaliers, Thunder and a few other teams with no salary space, the remaining 20 teams have been dispatched!

The most positive ones are some teams that are rotten, have space, have enough chips, and have future draft picks.

Especially the Clippers, Nets, Knicks, and Lone Ranger, they all have enough salary space and confidence.

No, in addition to the efforts of these teams in terms of operation, even some influential figures who like these teams began to help the team recruit Chen Xu.

The United States is full of Steve S. A. Smith. He’s a big Knicks fan.

He also spoke through ESPN: “If Chen Xu is willing to come to New York to play, I am willing to carry his luggage and help him clean the room every day!” You can even help him buy doughnuts! Chen Xu, if you can see this passage, come on. Come to New York! I will fulfill my promise! ”

“Again, I’m not kidding! Chen Xu, if you can come to New York, I believe James Dolan will definitely convince Phil Jackson to let him go out to coach again!! ”

“Come to New York, Chen Xu, there is money, there is a big ball market, a big contract!” James Dolan is now convincing the Zen Master to come out of the mountain, trust me.”

“Hahaha, this is crazy!” The moderator laughed from the sidelines, and the rest of the commentators laughed.

A few minutes later, Phil Jackson liked the video below, attracting everyone’s attention!

“No, Zen masters have praised it!”

“Fei’er, if Chen Xu comes, will you really re-coach? It can’t be, 0.” (Phil Jackson agreed with this comment.) ）

“Cool, Zen masters like it! Chen Xu, did you see it? I can’t wait! ”

Another diehard New York director Spike Lee also shouted to Chen Xu through Twitter: Chen, come here, my starring role in the next movie is you! With your looks, you will definitely be up to the task! For this reason, I will let you have a passion scene with your big cousin Jennifer Lawrence in the movie! Oh no, two paragraphs, three paragraphs will do! Add until you are satisfied! As long as you want to come to New York!

Many Knicks fans also rumored on this Twitter.

“I’m so lucky, my eldest cousin is the lover of my dreams!”

“Her performance in The Hunger Games is fantastic, I think she and Chen Xu are a good match!”

“Director Spike, I also want to have a passion scene with Jennifer Lawrence, can you give me a chance!”

“Upstairs, Gunkai! Let me! ”

Seeing that the New York Knicks have begun to build momentum on a large scale, the rest of the teams aiming to win Chen Xu are not far behind.

Lone Rangers star Dirk Nowitzki also tweeted:

Chen, I’m going to retire this year, you come here, next year we will build a new 3.2 lineup for you! Cuban has already consulted with me (laughs), come on the lone ranger, you won’t regret it! Cuban is a good boss and loves basketball and players more than Jenny Bass!

The Clippers are much bleaker, with a glorious history and few influential people.

The most influential players on the team were sent away, most notably Steve Ballmer, the super-rich owner on Forbes’ 19th ranking.

Therefore, they also give the impression of an upstart.

In order to get Chen Xu, the team president also came out to speak regardless of the NBA rules: Chen, I heard that you still live in the magician’s villa? Come here, Steve Ballmer has a big mansion ready for you in Beverly! You can be neighbors with Leonardo, Scarlett John News!! _

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