NBA: The strongest trash talk

“I rely on… This is beautiful! ”

“Curry broke one, Chen Xu will immediately return one, it’s too good.”

“Steals can also play the effect of answerball, it’s really powerful!”

“Durant can steal, Chen Xu’s defense is too awesome, no wonder he is now the king of steals per game!”

** In a university dormitory, more than a dozen people wearing only pants gathered in front of a 32-inch “big head” color TV, although the room was filled with the smell of sweat mixed with the smell of feet, but it did not affect the group of people staring intently at the screen, and then suddenly burst out into an exclamation, followed by an exclamation that resounded throughout the dormitory building, which frightened the dormitory aunt on the first floor with a shock.

This scene does not only appear in the dormitory building of a certain university, at this time, universities everywhere are staging this scene.

Just now, Chen Xu, the ** player on TV, stole the death god Durant who “hits everyone is misplaced” in the league, and then quickly scored the next dragon to get the Celtics a good start.

“wow！ Chen Xu was not affected by back-to-back in the slightest, and his defense made Curry’s steal just now useless! Terrible…. In fact, the 60 points in the last game made people forget that Chen Xu is currently the league’s steal king! ”

“You’re right, Isaiah, Chen’s talent is terrible. Durant averaged 2.3 turnovers per game this season, and being forced to make a mistake so early can only say that Chen Xu defended too well. ”

The two kept sighing, on the court, the Warriors still handed the ball to Durant to single Chen Xu.

Holding the ball at the top of the three-point line arc, Durant tried to shake Chen Xu’s center of gravity with a tentative step, but Chen Xu was not moved, and followed the trend, Durant relied on his physical advantage to gradually press Chen Xu inside, and when he was two steps away from the paint area, Durant directly turned over and jumped and scored two points.

Durant, who scored the goal, glanced at Chen Xu, as if demonstrating, and then retreated.

“ho！！ Here it comes, indiscriminate singles, KD is the warrior’s nuclear weapon! ”

“Yes, although Chen Xu also has 200cm, he is still much smaller than Durant, no way, no one in this league can limit KD.”

The two of them began to blow KD again like grass on the wall.

After all, the commentator is to blow on both sides, one moment invincible, one moment the king or something, and then let the audience feel that this game is like Mars hitting the earth, and if you don’t watch it, you will lose your grandmother’s house.

Here, the Celtics attacked, Marcus Smart made a cover, distributed the ball to Hayward in the bottom corner, who wanted to shoot, but was strictly defended by Durant, did not make a shot, Hayward had to be distributed to Chen Xu, who was at the 45-degree three-point line.

“Huh? Chen Xu finally faced Green, who said before the game to limit Chen Xu’s score to less than 25 points. ”

Isaiah Thomas was talking and was about to adjust the atmosphere, but as soon as his words fell, Chen Xu faced Green’s defense as a three-pointer, catching the opponent by surprise.

“Threepionts! This is Chen Xu! Steve A. Smith shook his head, as if appreciative, like regret, he was still worried that Phil Jackson did not get Chen Xu’s hand.

Chen Xu, who was successful, also began to provoke Green and made a gesture of spreading his hands.

Who knew that Green just smiled, in his opinion, Chen Xu’s move just now was just because he didn’t expect that the next time, he would definitely concentrate.

The guests and audience laughed at this scene.

Green and Chen Xu are both the most trash talkers in the league, and now that the two trolls meet, Chen Xu has the upper hand slightly.

In the Warriors’ offensive round, they still implement the strategy of consuming Chen Xu on the defensive end, and Durant holds the ball into the weak side, but is forced by the Celtics’ defensive system.

Fortunately, he was tall and arm-length, and he passed in time to Thompson, who hit a three-point shot in the open position.

Celtics, Chen Xu continued to ask for the ball, after a morning of shooting strengthening, Chen Xu felt that he was now feeling hot.

“Come on.” Green roared, as if he wanted to be humiliated, and then he stepped forward and maintained a relatively middle position with Chen Xu.

This can both interfere immediately when he shoots, and prevent him from speeding up and passing himself.

But what Green didn’t expect was that even if he defended himself like this, Chen Xu actually raised his head and made another three-pointer, resolute, as if he would score every ball! This time, Green immediately stepped forward when Chen Xu made a move, interfering with Chen Xu’s shooting.

But the ball went in again.

“Another three-pointer! Chen Xu’s offensive efficiency is as high as ever! It seems that three consecutive back-to-back games did not affect him at all! He is as strong as ever, and now the Celtics’ 8 points are all handled by Chen Xu alone. Steve, did you think of this kind of opening? ”

“Honestly, I didn’t expect that. He kept surprising me, and now he’s scored two threes. But the Warriors should be back. ”

“hoo~! Chen is provoking Green again, Green also laughed, it seems that there is finally a little gunpowder smell between the two, the game has only been going on for 3 minutes!”

After scoring two consecutive three-pointers, Green slapped himself in the face in an attempt to sober himself up.

Now he regrets a little that he said ruthlessly before the game, according to Chen Xu’s feeling, I am afraid that today is more than 25 points.

After all, video recording and competition are not exactly the same thing.

Fortunately, Curry stepped up in time, a mid-range shot plus a three-pointer, and stabilized the situation.

On the Celtics’ side, Chen Xu continued to shoot three-pointers without a head, and Green was an excellent defender, with two consecutive three-pointers, which already made him alert.

Therefore, Chen Xu chose to integrate into the Celtics’ offensive system, relying on his offensive deterrence to create opportunities for teammates.

Horford, on the other hand, relied on experience to navigate the Warriors’ weak interior and became Chen Xu’s most reliable helper. The Warriors still relied on the excellent hands of the three Tsunami brothers to maintain the score.

Past the first quarter, the Warriors and Celtics alternated leads, with the Celtics trailing by one point 29-30.

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