New Times Inn

    Vibrato filters are of course commonplace in the eyes of modern people today.

      Reality has flaws, big and small.

    There are not a few fraudulent Internet celebrities these days, and cyberpunk humans have long been trained to have a perfect anti-counterfeiting mentality.

    However, when Douyin first came out a few years ago, when most people first came into contact with this thing and saw those who are now called "Internet celebrity faces"... how many people They were all deceived by the magical filter, and how many people risked their lives to get into it.

    At that time, everyone was a relatively simple group of people.

    This thing is already magic in a sense, and although cyberpunk humans in the 21st century have long been accustomed to it, no one can resist it.

    Feng Qing felt that she might not be able to let go in front of the camera, so she was a little worried, although she was actually very beautiful on the screen.

    But these days Douyin seems to pay attention to metaphysics, and really speaking, Feng Qing feels that she is not among the people who are all kinds of fairies on Douyin. What kind of powerful character is on, she can only be regarded as an ordinary filter beauty, thrown into the Douyin pile, and even a wave can't be turned up.

    But Chu Changzui outside obviously didn't think so.

    He froze there for a long time.

    "What did you see?" Li Qi was a little strange.

    Chu Changzui was talking to them just now, but suddenly there was no sound, and then he stared at the room without blinking.

    This is definitely not normal.

    Li Qi also subconsciously wanted to see what happened in the inn, but was blocked by Chu Changzui, and the two made trouble in front of the window for a long time.

    At this time, Feng Qing felt that she had finally found the shooting position, then leaned out and pressed the shooting button on the phone.

    The record button on the phone screen was being displayed, Feng Qing set a delay.

    The countdown to the start of recording appears on the screen.

    Three.

    "You are really strange, what are you blocking?" Li Qi always felt that Chu Changzui was a little baffling today.

    Two.

    Li Qi was stunned for a moment. He was simply afraid of being discovered by the shopkeeper. After all, it is good to say that there is a hole in a window, but if there are two holes, it is difficult to guarantee what the shopkeeper will think.

    But before he could say his words, the dumb scholar and Anhuo Shaxi behind him all came up, they poked a hole in Chu Changzui's left and right, and then put their own eyes moved closer.

    Li Qigang swallowed everything he wanted to say.

    Forget it, what else can I do?

    He also poked a small hole in Chu Changzui's head.

    "One."

    Almost at the same second when they put their eyes in front of the paper window, the countdown on Feng Qing's screen ended.

    Recording started.

    Chu Changzui, Li Qi, An Huo Shaxi and the dumb scholar may have seen a scene they will never forget at this moment...

    Although there seems to be something blocking the front of this paper window, so that they can only spy on the face of the person in front of them through a square frame, but there is only such a trace...

    Like fireworks in the sky in an instant.

    In an instant, all their minds were filled with the figure of this person, and everything else was squeezed out by this heaven-defying face.

    And at that moment, they seemed to have even a certain worldview collapsed.

    …

    However…

    The people in front of them, they really can't pick out any imperfections.

    Her body proportions are so perfect, as if she was a body bestowed by God, her height is almost reaching the limit of human beings.

    The four people who are peeping are all martial arts practitioners.

    The first time they saw such a perfect body.

    Although they were covered by a big shirt, only then did they realize that maybe the shopkeeper usually used bone shrinking exercises to hide his true body shape.

    The shopkeeper in front of him seems to have forgotten to cover his body shape because he is drunk.

    Her amazingly long legs, as well as her slender waist when she occasionally turned around, were revealed.

    As we all know, people who practice martial arts pay attention to one's bones, and many sects will feel the bones when recruiting disciples.

    Before they thought that the shopkeeper's bones were just like ordinary people at most, and they even speculated that maybe her aptitude was not above the body.

    But at this moment, they realized their mistake.

    Because now, they were surprised to find that the shopkeeper's legs were almost twice as long as the upper body.

    This kind of bone appearance is very rare even among the top people in the rivers and lakes. It is really too perfect proportions, and it is almost amazing.

    It was a gift from God.

    …In fact, if what this group of people is thinking now is known to the cyberpunk humans of the 21st century, then they will share the cyberpunk daily life with this group of naive children:

    Why are straight chopsticks broken by the air?

    Why can ordinary people cast large space distortion?

    Why did Victoria's Secret supermodels appear in groups on a certain platform?

    Watch out - Cyberpunk 2077!

    The shopkeeper's face is perfect, white and glowing, and there is not even a trace of acne marks or large pores that ordinary people have. It is really like the skin of a newborn.

    Before, this group of people had never seen the face under the shopkeeper's bangs, and even not long ago, Chu Changzui said that the shopkeeper would deliberately keep his hair so long because Because he was worried that his appearance was not comparable to Yun Shujun's, Yun Shujun's name was shamed.

    But today he saw it for the first time.

    And at this moment, he suddenly felt that his thoughts at that time were really too stupid.

    However, the person in front of him, for some reason, Chu Changzui had an inexplicable feeling.

    —Whoever sees her will like her.

    No exceptions.

    ...In fact, if Feng Qing knew about his idea, then Feng Qing had to say that this idea was a bit accurate.

    After all…

    Isn't this the true meaning of the Internet celebrity face?

    The so-called Internet celebrity face is the face that is most acceptable to the public and the face that most conforms to the public's aesthetics.

    You must know that Douyin has grown step by step with the joint efforts of more than one billion people, or even billions of people around the world. Although domestic Internet celebrities have domestic styles, and foreign Internet celebrities have the styles of foreign Internet celebrities, Douyin is characterized by its popularity, popularity, and a very straightforward visual experience.

    Being able to withstand the screening of so many people, this Douyin filter naturally evolves wildly in the direction of Internet celebrity faces.

      It's like a crazy stuffed stuffed with delicacies from the mountains and seas every day. When you see them at the end, you will feel like throwing up.

    At this moment, there are very few people in the world where Feng Qing is originally grown into a celebrity face.

    So this face that Feng Qing couldn't remember even when he saw it, in the eyes of this group of peeping people, he could actually use a word - "unforgettable".

    Just as Chu Changzui thought just now, this is a person who is almost impossible to exist in the world.

    —because there are people in the world who cannot be as perfect as her.

    "This, is this the shopkeeper?"

    Li Qiwan said this sentence like a dream, and then she was stunned for a long time.

    After watching the inn for a long time, Anhuo Shahi suddenly closed her eyes and prayed devoutly.

    This seems to be something she often does, but for some reason, this time, a dazed smile appeared on her face.

    Although the dumb scholar didn't say a word, he stared at the inn from the beginning.

    He looked like nothing else in the world existed.

    Then…

    At the same time, they heard the singing from the inn getting louder.

    "Why is there a prelude to this song? Is it the version I chose?" Feng Qing complained inwardly.

    "Looks like I'll have to do it all over again."

    The song she chose can be called the latest brainwashing song of Douyin.

    It is really like listening to it once and then brainwashing it, listening to it for the third time, it’s all this in my dreams.

    When Feng Qing first listened to this melody, this melody kept revolving in her mind. For three days, she sometimes felt very annoying, but she was always in the back of her head. It was like having a player playing this song for her persistently.

    This is also a major feature of Douyin Divine Comedy—

    Whether it is elegant or vulgar, there is a very magical magic sex, even if it is the voice you hate the most, you will never forget it in your life.

    Feng Qing thought about what she looked like in the phone at this moment, and suddenly wanted to laugh.

    In fact, this background music melody is really good, it is an improved version of the ancient style, using flute and some electronic sounds, her mother was brainwashed some time ago, last time she When I got home, I heard her mother humming this while washing the dishes.

    It's just that Feng Qing felt that the appearance of holding a flute in a big shirt might be too wild and not suitable for such a small and fresh ancient style.

    She always felt that the most suitable music for her current appearance may be "Sister is the queen, shining with confidence".

    Of course.

    Once a good song is used by Douyin, it will be rotten in a few days, so that Feng Qing is a little desensitized to this song now.

    Alas, I can only say that the song is a good song, but I can't stand it.

    Feng Qing himself does not have much disgust for the so-called Divine Comedy of Douyin, but once a song is targeted by Douyin, it will quickly gain a large number of black fans in a short period of time It is also a fact.

    But since brainwashing, I have to talk about its biggest advantages.

    —nice.

    It's so simple and rude, it's addictive because it sounds good.

    The sound in the room was relatively low just now, so people outside the room could not hear it clearly.

    However, as soon as the voice in the house became louder at this moment, the people peeping outside instantly heard what the shopkeeper was blowing.

    That's a song... unparalleled.

    The people outside were stunned for a second. The electronic sound part of this song, when introduced into their ears, became a sound they had never heard before.

    This voice is like a magic voice, which makes them unable to resist in an instant.

    It was Li Qi who first noticed something was wrong.

    He suddenly said solemnly to the people around him, "No, the shopkeeper should be drunk now."

    "She poured her inner strength into the sound of the flute, don't listen to it! Otherwise, our inner strength may go mad."

    However, his words were a step too late.

    Chu Changzui was the first to hear this voice into his ears, and then in an instant, he suddenly realized that only this voice was left in his mind.

    "Damn."

    Li Qi has sealed the tendons on his ears.

    However, he turned his head and looked to the side, and saw that Chu Changzui at this moment had lost his eyes.

    He looked as if he was bewitched, and kept listening to the flute sound coming from the room, as if this sound was the only one left in his mind, and all the other sounds had disappeared. .