On the Thousand Postures Reconstructed by the Scumbags

Xi Nian is rarely affected by anyone, but Lu Xingzhe's gesture always makes him feel annoyed, the force of pinching the other person's chin gradually increases, and his voice has a little light and cold: I will ask you one last time, why should you Follow me?

His chin was so painful, but Lu Xingzhe didn't even move his eyelids. He looked directly into Xi Nian's eyes, then gestured to the camera in his hand, and said, I'm just a little reporter. If you're not afraid of gossip tomorrow Magazines scribble and say you're violent, I don't care.

Paparazzi are born to beat stars, and gossip can really kill people.

Xi Nian didn't doubt the veracity of these words. The feeling of being constrained everywhere in his previous life swept over his whole body in an instant, making his face a little grave. Lu Xingzhe was just teasing him, but he didn't expect Xi Nian to be so incapable of taking jokes. He stared at his pale lips for a moment, then changed his words: I'm lying to you...

There was a black signature pen in his pocket, and he twirled it nimbly at his fingertips, then tapped the car door lightly with the cap of the pen, Lu Xingzhe said with a smile: I'm your fan, I just wanted to get an autograph after catching up.

Xi Nian said, Why should I trust you?

The strength of the fingertips has gradually loosened and dropped.

Lu Xingzhe casually patted his unhealed leg, because of standing for a long time, the gauze wrapped around his knee was not only the color of the medicine, but also faintly tinged with dark red: You saved me anyway, I have no reason to hurt you, dont you agree?

Facing Lu Xingzhe's playful eyes, Xi Nian knew his identity had been recognized by him, and he wasn't too surprised, because some things couldn't be kept secret for long.

Xi Nian asked him, How did you find out?

Lu Xingzhe said: I can't find this, I'll change my career as soon as possible.

Seeing that Xi Nian was not moving after speaking, Lu Xingzhe passed the pen forward, and asked with a low voice, Sign it?

...

Xi Nian stared at him for a moment, then took the pen and pulled off the cap, only to find that Lu Xingzhe's clothes were black.

Lu Xingzhe looked down, pointed to the blue and white coat on his body, and said casually: Then... sign here.

Xi Nian reminded him: This is my clothes.

Lu Xingzhe reacted: Really?

Xi Nian put the pen back on, not bothering to entangle him: Return the clothes to me.

Lu Xingzhe is a very good person, never greedy for cheap things, he opened his arms with a big grin, and looked at Xi Nian with a half-smile, with an inexplicable romantic charm in his eyes: Okay, you take it off.

Xi Nian didn't move, wondering how there could be such a hooligan Lu Xingzhe in the world.

Lu Xingzhe lazily leaned against the car door: Don't take it off? I'll leave if I don't take it off?

After he finished speaking, he turned around and wanted to get in the car, but before his butt touched the seat, he was pulled out by Xi Nian, and there was a muffled slam when the car door was closed, and Lu Xingzhe was pressed with both hands behind his back above.

His face was pressed against the car window, and he could even feel the cold rain marks on it.

Lu Xingzhe struggled to look back at him, and he could still laugh at this moment: Could you be angry from embarrassment?

No one answered.

It's just a coat, Xi Nian is not rare, he just can't get used to Lu Xingzhe being so proud.

The man didn't say a word, his muscular body suddenly covered him from behind, the temperature was so hot that Lu Xingzhe shrank, just as he was about to say something, a strange hand climbed up his waist to his chest, and then pinched the coat zipper ——

Wow—

When the zipper slammed, most of the jacket came off.

Lu Xingzhe held down that hand, with a half-smile: So I want clothes, I told you earlier, it's not like I won't return it to you.

The jacket was loosely draped over his body, and the cold wind poured in, taking away the remaining warmth from his body in an instant. Lu Xingzhe's exposed skin was pale and cold, like jade, but his lips were still bright red.

Xi Nian has to admit that even if this paparazzi is not good at all, at least it has some advantages. It is very exciting to sleep on the bed.

Maybe too many things happened today, which made him unable to control his past life. Finally, Xi Nian no longer deliberately lowered his voice, and his voice was deep and magnetic: No, I'll take it myself.

Lu Xingzhe's ears were a little itchy, and his scalp was numb from his voice, but he didn't let go of the hand holding the zipper, implying: Really? Why do I think you deliberately took advantage of me?

As soon as he finished speaking, the hem of his clothes was lifted up, revealing a slender waist, and the cold wind poured in, making him tremble all over. After Lu Xingzhe realized what Xi Nian had done, he turned around in surprise: Hey... you ...

Xi Nian's palm pressed against the sensitive skin around his waist, the force was not gentle, it could even be said to be fierce, and then he was satisfied to see a slight change in Lu Xingzhe's laughing expression.

Lu Xingzhe, Xi Nian reminded him, you have nothing to take advantage of.

This kind of person never suffers.

Just like in the previous life, when he cut a wound on Lu Xingzhe, the other party must bite off a piece of flesh from him like a mane dog.

Lu Xingzhe didn't understand what he was talking about, so he said with a smile, Maybe you're good at that, trying to take advantage of me.

Xi Nian was holding the signature pen in his hand. He clamped Lu Xingzhe with one hand, and with the other hand he started to draw on the back of the opponent's waist. The tip of the pen was cool, and then he slowly outlined a name.

seat, year.

seat, year...

Xi Nian made the last stroke and let go of Lu Xingzhe. He took a step back and forcefully

Dao pulled away, and then saw the man fell to the ground with disheveled clothes, the left half of his face was slightly red because he was close to the car window just now.

Lu Xingzhe was stunned for a second before he realized what Xi Nian had done. He touched the back of his waist, his fingertips still had wet ink marks, and his ears turned red: Hey...you... you……

He wanted to say, how could you sign your name on me, but his tongue seemed to be tied up, and he couldn't utter a complete sentence for a long time.

Xi Nian was satisfied when he saw him lose his composure, so even the coat became dispensable. He looked at Lu Xingzhe quietly, and said what he said in the hospital that day: You are in good shape.

Lu Xingzhe closed his eyes. He never imagined that he would be molested by someone. His face was burning like a fire. He got up from the ground with his hands, opened the car door and sat in the driver's seat.

Through the half-open car window, Xi Nian raised his eyebrows and asked, My clothes?

Holding the steering wheel, Lu Xingzhe finally calmed down a little bit. He turned his head to look at Xi Nian, with the unfaded residual red in his ears, and the broken hair on his forehead covered the expression in his eyes: Just now I told you to take it off but you won't take it off now. I'll pay you back when I'm in a better mood.

When I said this, there was still a strange feeling in the back of my waist.

Xi Nian said, It's up to you.

He returned to the car after speaking, but did not leave immediately. He saw Lu Xingzhe driving away in the opposite direction from the rearview mirror, and then started the car to go home.

Today happens to be Saturday, and the first round of the knockout match of Star Games will be broadcast on the sports channel at 8:00 p.m. In view of the fact that the elimination of Suge has been full of ups and downs in the past few days, some people say that he is not strong enough, and some people say that he was injured. The people who eat melons are all waiting in front of the TV, wanting to dig into the real reason.

There is no way to compare the level of an artist with a professional player. Except for the results of the first few places that are still eye-catching, the rest is almost horrible. Don’t laugh at anyone who is really half-baked. It is believed that Su Ge lost due to injury.

[Not much to say, I'll just take a look at how Su Qiandao lost, and I'll leave after watching]

Su Ge's face has been knifed, and many places have been fine-tuned. It is a black name that cannot be erased, and grid fans are the most sensitive to such names, and a large group of them exploded.

[A thousand knives what a thousand knives? I think you are a thousand dollars, if you are jealous of Su Ge, just say it, don't beat around the bush]

[Thank you for Suge's pure natural prosperity beauty, but when I was a child, I fell on the side of my face and got stitches, please don't be pretentious, sunspots]

[All the words have been said by a certain fan. It seems that you are the one who advocated that Su Ge will definitely win the championship before the game. Does your face hurt? 】

[No one can guarantee the unexpected situation, but I can say that if Su Ge is not injured, there is an 80% chance of winning the championship]

The fans of Meng Qianlin and Yu Fan were outraged when they heard the words, you treat my idol as a dead person? ! Su Ge is only two rings ahead of the second place. There is a 80% chance that you have the face to say it? !

Unsurprisingly, the three parties clashed again, and the number of floors in the comment area increased visible to the naked eye. How could it be a bloodbath? At this moment, a comment popped up quietly.

[I have been to the scene of the second knockout round today. I personally think that the No. 9 Seat Nian is the most likely to win the championship. He hit ten rings in a row with twelve arrows, and his strength is really tough.]

The user who posted the comment was a big v, a certified personal trainer named a certain shooting range. He spoke impartially and didn't bully anyone, but he was seated by grid fans. Everyone seemed to be stepped on and hurt their feet.

[How much black money was collected upstairs, earn it together, private me]

[The bottom one, the strength is really strong]

[Twelve arrows hit ten rings in a row? ? ? ? seriously? ? Have you blown it? ? ? 】

From the past few days, it has become customary for Xi Nian to be ridiculed, but today unexpectedly there was a small rebuttal voice.

[Whether it is really powerful or not, you can know by watching TV, I would like to advise a certain fan to accumulate virtue, so as not to be too painful to be slapped in the face later]

[Although Xi Nian has few fans, it doesn't mean that any cat or dog can come and step on it. You will know it when you see it with your own eyes. He is handsome and kind, and whoever scolds him is blind.]

【The show is about to start! Rice cakes, come and gather, let's lick my brother Xi's prosperous beauty together! ! 】

Lu Xingzhe came out of the bathroom in his nightgown. His hair was still wet and dripping. He stroked his head back casually, and then sat down in front of the computer desk. Unexpectedly, he sat up straight as if he had been pulled into some painful spot.

Oh shit.

Grinning his teeth, Lu Xingzhe rubbed his lower back, secretly scolding Xi Nian for his wickedness, what's wrong with autographing, he insisted on signing on his body, he almost rubbed his skin off before washing off the ink.

The clock on the wall was ticking, pointing to eight o'clock impartially. Lu Xingzhe glanced at it, then turned on the computer and logged into the official website of the sports station. Star Games just started broadcasting.

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Author (raise pen): Come on, I can also sign for you

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