On the Thousand Postures Reconstructed by the Scumbags

It has been a while since Qin Ye debuted, the security of the single apartment he lives in is too poor, it is inevitably inconvenient, and he needs to change to a new residence. On the weekend, he probably took an inventory of his personal belongings, and after Josnian's various casual hints, he finally let go and agreed to move in and live with him.

There are not many things, but it takes time to pack them up. Qin Ye sat on the floor, sorting out some paper documents, glanced at the balcony inadvertently, but saw that 009's body was almost transparent under the sun, as if it would disappear out of thin air in the next second.

Maybe it will leave quietly at some point like Bibiro.

Inexplicably, this idea came to Qin Ye's mind. He got up and walked to the balcony, pushed open the glass door, and made a soft crash. 009 maintained the form of a cat, and looked up at him.

I'm going to move, Qin Ye squatted down in front of it, and stroked 009's furry head, Do you want to go with me?

009 rarely scratched him, thought for a while, then shook his head.

Qin Ye seemed to have guessed something, and asked with a feeling, Are you leaving?

The mission of 009 is to bring Qinye back to the right path and get rid of Bibiro. Now that it has completed its mission, it must go back to the interstellar space station: [Well... I can’t stay in the same world too long. 】

Qin Ye: Then why don't you leave?

009: […]

009 originally had a little sentimentality in his heart, but now it is all gone. It snorted, and turned its head: [Damn host, 009 will leave without you saying it! 】

It's just that it needs to go with a sense of ceremony.

009 has never appeared in front of anyone other than the host before, this time is an exception. It was forced to pretend to be a cat for several months, and it was basically raised by Josnian. If it suddenly disappeared, the other party would definitely look for it. So 009 planned to—

suspended animation.

This is what it learned from the human TV series. If the protagonist wants to return to the mountains and forests without any worries, he will usually feign death and leave. In this way, no one will continue to trace their whereabouts.

009 turned over and lay on the ground. It thought about what a dead animal should look like, then stuck out half of its tongue, rolled its eyes and asked Qin Ye: 【My dear, do you see how I pretend to be dead? 】

Qin Ye was silent for a moment: ...it's pretty similar.

009: [Will he believe that I'm dead? 】

Qin Ye kindly reminded: He will send you to be cremated.

009 was shocked when he heard the words, and immediately got up from the ground. But before he could speak, he heard a commotion outside the door, Josnian drove over to pick up Qin Ye.

Is everything packed?

As soon as Josnian entered, he saw Qin Ye squatting on the balcony and staring at the white cat. Going over to pick up 009 from the ground, patted its head, and asked Qin Ye: Have you fed the cat food today?

Qin Ye is a rough guy, he doesn't pay attention to everything, he often forgets to eat, let alone cats. Josnian was afraid that he would forget to feed the cat again.

Hey, Qin Ye squatted on the ground and raised his eyebrows, You know just ask it if it's hungry, why don't you ask me if I'm hungry.

Josnian squatted down with him, and said with a smile, I ordered a meal at home, let's go and eat early.

Qin Ye actually didn't want to move to Josnian's house at first. He originally looked like a pretty boy, but wouldn't he really be a pretty boy if he lived there? But he couldn't stand Josnian's calm and subtle coaxing, so he finally agreed.

They simply packed up their things, locked the door and went downstairs.

009 was hugged by Josnian and flicked his tail. I thought I couldn’t take care of so much anymore, so I’d better slip away quickly, otherwise I wouldn’t be able to return to the space station next year.

The car is parked on the side of the road. Josnian opened the trunk and put the packed suitcases in with Qin Ye. It's just that I still hold 009 in my arms, afraid that it will run around and step on the mud.

Meow~

009 struggled to get down.

Josnian hugged it dangerously, and subconsciously looked at Qin Ye: What's wrong with it?

Usually not so noisy.

Qin Ye leaned against the car door, gloating: Maybe he wants to go home, it used to... live outside.

Josnian thought that 009 was a stray cat before, so he put it gently in the back seat of the car, and opened the door slightly: It's too dangerous outside.

After finishing speaking, he said: Maybe it feels a little lonely. Go back and raise it with Chacha, so it's good to have a companion.

Qin Ye closed the trunk and said cheerfully: Yes, take a cat back to raise, and then take me back to raise, Chacha has company, and you have company too.

Mr. Qiao deserves to be Mr. Qiao, he never does business at a loss. Buy one get one free, no matter what you count, you can earn money.

Josnian adjusted his glasses, wanting to say that Qin Ye would be good-looking if he got the advantage, but instead he was stared at by the other party with heat on his face. He coughed lowly and changed the subject: Get in the car, it's getting late, so as not to get stuck in traffic.

009 was sitting in the back, looking left and right, thinking about how to run in a normal way.

Qin Ye saw its small movements from the rearview mirror, and calmly lowered the rear window. the hands

Arms folded, quietly watching the scenery passing by outside the window.

Maybe at the moment Bibiro appeared, he wasn't firm enough. Otherwise, I won't be bewitched by the former and take advantage of loopholes...

Although Qin Ye cheated Xiaoqian at most, nothing irreversible happened. But he always felt that for such a thing as the bottom line, if he returned it once, there would be a second time.

fortunately……

Fortunately it stopped.

At the same time, 009 grabbed the window and jumped out of the car without making a sound. It nimbly got into the green belt beside it, and under the cover of branches and leaves, it turned into a transparent light ball state.

009 flapped its wings, flew into the air, then caught up with the car, and landed lightly in front of Qin Ye: [Darling, I'm leaving~]

Qin Ye subconsciously looked at the back seat of the car, and it was really empty, with no sign of the little white cat. Although being bound by two balls is very exciting, but after getting along for a period of time, I feel somewhat reluctant.

Qin Ye smiled, made a salute gesture calmly, propped his chin and said: Let's go quickly, don't harm others.

The tone sounded a little disgusted.

009 knew that he couldn't say anything good, so he snorted. Flying around Josnian, he patted Josnian's forehead with his wings before leaving.

Qin Ye closed his eyes, and at the same time, a prompt sounded in his ears:

【Ding! The extraction program starts, please prepare the host,

Start the self-test program,

The self-test is complete.

unbundling,

20%

50%

100%

Released successfully]

When Qin Ye opened his eyes again, he could no longer feel the presence of 009. He turned his head to look at Josnian, who was concentrating on driving, and suddenly felt worried, thinking about how to tell him about the inexplicable disappearance of the little white cat.

Just arrived downstairs in the residential area. Josnian parked the car and habitually looked at the back seat of the car, but he couldn't find 009, so he couldn't help frowning in confusion.

He asked Qin Ye: Did you see the cat, did it get under the car seat?

While Josnian was rummaging around, Qin Ye remained motionless: I see.

Josnian raised his head subconsciously: Where is it?

Qin Ye pointed to his side: Here, come and see for yourself.

Hearing this, Josnian did not doubt that he was there, and leaned over, but before he could take a closer look, Qin Ye pulled him into his arms and fell down between his legs unexpectedly.

Josnian subconsciously hugged Qin Ye's neck to stabilize his figure, not knowing what he was going to do again. But it's impossible for you to just mess around in the car in broad daylight.

Josnian's ears were hot: The cat... Where's the cat?

Qin Ye pointed to himself, a smile slipped quietly in his eyes: Here it is.

Josnian wants to raise a cat every day, so it's better to raise him.

The author has something to say: Author: This interface is finished, and the next interface is the story of 009, which is also the last interface qaq

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