On the Thousand Postures Reconstructed by the Scumbags

Xi Nian was already holding on to the railing and was about to jump off. Hearing this, he paused unobservably, as if he was hesitating. Seeing this, the netizens were about to praise him for his teammate friendship, but Xi Nian said: ...Then kill her, don't let her suffer too much.

After speaking, he turned over neatly and jumped directly to the second floor.

Netizen:? ? ! !

Their expressions were as shocked as Qiao Zhi's, and they almost laughed their heads off when they realized it. Just kill them, what the hell is the last sentence don't make her hurt too much, is it to make yourself appear gentle? ? ?

【This is the wrong father's payment after all】

[Xi Nian is not only physically strong, but he also caringly noticed that Qiao Zhi is afraid of pain. The award for the most gentle male guest in history will be awarded to Xi Nian. Don't compete with him]

[God damn it, don't let her hurt too much hahahaha, I'm almost moved to tears as an outsider, so touched, so touched, Qiao Zhi didn't dare to move anymore]

[I think this sentence can be shortlisted for the top ten love stories of the year, Xi Nian is really a warm man, I'm a fan, hahahaha]

[Father's love is like a landslide, is there anyone in Zhinian c, I suddenly feel that this couple is really interesting]

[Knock knock! 】

Nian Gao refuses in his heart: no knocking, no knocking! Our cubs are still young!

Qiao Zhi's fans were unexpectedly enthusiastic: kowtow, face matches character, kowtow!

While the netizens were chasing dramas, Lu Xingzhe certainly wouldn’t miss them. He lazily leaned on the sofa to watch the cast screen, and while chasing melon seeds, he found that the originally laughing barrage suddenly appeared in c, and his eyes rolled slightly. He squinted, then sat up with a crash.

Fuck, can this fucking kick up? !

Lu Xingzhe instantly felt that the melon seeds in his hand were not fragrant. He stared at the bullet screen for a long time, hoping that the Duwei fans of the two families would come out quickly and dismantle the c. More and more, and finally the whole screen is pink.

Lu Xingzhe: ...

pissed off.

Xi Nian was taking a shower. As soon as he came out of the bathroom, he saw Lu Xingzhe lying motionless on the sofa, like a salted fish that had lost his dreams. He walked over and pushed his legs aside, then sat down, and casually asked, What's the matter? ?”

Lu Xingzhe didn't want to talk, so he smacked the pillow secretly, and let him see for himself.

Xi Nian looked at it subconsciously, and saw that the plot had advanced to the undercover plot. Qiao Zhi tried her best to argue that she was not a traitor, but was choked to death by Xi Nian's words, You really didn't treat us as human beings. The audience, and then those who frantically swiped c.

[I beg you to get married in place hahahahahaha, only Xi Nian can control our family Ah Zhi]

【It's really hard for us to end if you don't get married】

[A talented man and a beautiful woman, cheat each other and hurt each other, see death without saving, a match made in heaven]

Xi Nian understood it, and wiped his hair with a towel, but he didn't care much. These days, the paparazzi media have so many mouths, they can talk about opening a room late at night when they meet in a hotel, and they can write about affectionate hugs when they talk on the street. What is c.

Xi Nian deliberately pretended not to notice Lu Xingzhe's small movements, and fell onto the sofa with a half-smile: Oh, knock c, what's wrong?

what happened? You still ask what's wrong?

The alarm sounded in Lu Xingzhe's heart, and he opened his eyes instantly: You don't really like that woman, do you?

When he said this, he stared closely at Xi Nian, for fear of missing any subtle expression of the man, his eyes were dangerous and vigilant, as if he was afraid that his belongings would be snatched away.

It's been a long time, and Xi Nian hasn't seen such sharp emotions in him for a long time.

I treat you so well, how can you look at others?

This is Lu Xingzhe's idea, simple and straightforward like a child.

Xi Nian stopped teasing him: I don't like it.

He dared to say that in front of Qiao Zhi's girl.

At this moment, a pink barrage suddenly floated across the screen: [Xi Nian didn't talk much in the audience, but why is Qiao Zhi so old, is he interested in her? 】

Xi Nian: ...

Lu Xingzhe also leaned over and asked, Why?

Xi Nian wondered why, in her previous life, Qiao Zhi used to speak badly about herself too much, if she had to find out why, it could only be said that it had become an instinct to ridicule the other party.

Xi Nian said succinctly: If you want to hate, you can hate.

Lu Xingzhe suddenly felt aggrieved: You never hated me.

Xi Nian: ...

Very good, I have seen someone looking for money and someone, but this is the first time I have seen someone looking for love.

Lu Xingzhe was narrow-minded in the first place, and he liked to watch bullet screens. It was obvious that he was looking for guilt, so Xi Nian pulled him over to do something else.

He had just finished taking a shower, there was still a faint vapor on the skirt of his clothes, and his lips were icy cold. He wrapped his arms around Lu Xingzhe's slender waist, first kissed his most sensitive earlobe, and then followed the smooth side face all the way. kiss.

Lu Xingzhe trembled because of the itch, and then hugged Xi Nian's neck, wanting to kiss back, but the latter avoided him.

Xi Nian pinched Lu Xingzhe's chin and asked him, Will I kiss Qiao Zhi like this?

Of course not, Xi Nian has only lived like this with Lu Xingzhe in his last life...

But Lu Xingzhe didn't know, he just pressed Xi Nian's shoulders hard on the sofa, gasping for breath, while staring into his eyes and said: Fuck, you dare to kiss her!

Xi Nian felt that he was not enlightened, so he didn't bother to talk nonsense, turned around and pressed Lu Xingzhe, and then let him half kneel on the sofa, leaning against his ear from behind, and concluded lightly: I think your brain is only as big as a peanut.

land

Xing Zhe was about to say something when he heard the words, but he groaned because of the man's sudden movement, so the words he had just organized were smashed to pieces again, turning into panting between his lips that seemed painful but joyful.

The screen on the TV was still changing, flickering, and when Xi Nian took on the burden of deciphering, avoiding the evil spirits and returning to get the key chain, no one swiped c anymore, and they all shouted 666 .

Especially as the plot progresses, when he avoids mental illness, jumps down the second floor with a beautiful skill, and locks Bai Yicheng, an undercover agent, all the people who called him Zai Zai before are gone, and all of them are crazily brushed by the word husband Screen.

[Ah, ah, my groundhog screams! I thought it was a death reservation, but it turned out to be a matter of strength. What kind of fairy boy is Xi Nian! ! ! 】

【Husband, I want to give birth to a monkey for you! ! ! 】

[I thought he and Qiao Zhi were bound to die, but I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it, absolutely, I saved a whole group of people! 】

[I changed my mind, I wo n’t be C, my husband is mine.

[Suddenly became a fan of Xi Nian, reliable and smart, her boyfriend is so powerful, so my legs are weak, and the program team is the first person to turn the tide]

#Inexplicably harvested a large number of wife fans#

Lu Xingzhe felt like a fucking dog in his heart. He felt that Xi Nian was deliberately trying to kill himself. While adjusting his figure to facilitate his movements, his eyes were red, and he trembled and cursed: Damn, why can't you go back to bed?

What responded to him was Xi Nian's hoarse and short words: No.

This notorious paparazzi was nearly tossed to death by Xi Nian on the sofa, but his once empty heart was unknowingly filled with some unknown emotion.

Lu Xingzhe was lying on Xi Nian's body, his hair was soaked in sweat, and his eyes were smoldering with lust. He kissed the man's chiseled profile once in a while, and then left dense hickey marks on his collarbone. Balanced out a bit.

The husband is the husband, when the star chasing girl called her husband across the computer, he had already slept with him.

Thinking this way, Lu Xingzhe unconsciously rubbed against Xi Nian, and when the man looked over, he leaned over and gave an ambiguous kiss, curled his lips proudly, and seduced him with the rest of his breath: Kissing me will be enough from now on...

No one is more compatible than the two of them.

For the first time, Xi Nian felt that Lu Xingzhe's complacent expression was not so annoying, and even a little cute. He touched Lu Xingzhe's leg unconsciously, and he was no longer as lame as in the previous life. , was actually clean.

Xi Nian couldn't tell if this change was good, but it wasn't bad after all.

After a night of fermenting, the show was posted on Weibo's hot searches the next day. The top three topics were all topics about secret room decoding, and the names of Xi Nian and Qiao Zhi were clearly listed on it.

#Secret Chamber Decoding Start Broadcast#

#Xi Nian Qiao Zhi, Father and Daughter Love#

#Secret Chamber Decoding All members escaped successfully#

Many people who eat melons see the trending search, and the first reaction is a black face with a question mark. What the hell is the deep love between father and daughter. Do they still have such a delicate relationship? It's shocking? ? ! !

Those who followed the show last night expressed that they were already laughing like crazy, asking people everywhere, I beg you to watch the latest issue of Decoding the Chamber of Secrets, after watching the precipice, I laughed so hard that my face collapsed.

The fast-handed star-chaser girl has already cut out a video of ghosts and animals, and contrasted it with the friendship of the other two teams, highlighting the cold-blooded and ruthless team of Xi Nian and Qiao Zhi, especially when the two escaped and hid in the classroom. The phrase I'll run to you first, made people laugh until they died in minutes.

There are so many things to watch in this episode, the editing masters have their own unique tricks, and the c girl is not at a disadvantage. She just turned the horror variety show into a love video of life and death. Mixed editing, handsome men and beautiful women, coupled with affectionate b5 and movie tones Looking back when Xi Nian was about to jump off the second floor, many people were amazed.

The barren high-rise building, the dim sky, the man looked back, the wind lifted the corner of his clothes, a pair of deep eyes clearly reflected the woman's face, handsome and indifferent, even if it was ruthless, it was touching——

【...Then kill her, don't let her suffer too much】

Netizens held their hearts together at first, and couldn't help being suffocated by the handsomeness. When they heard the last sentence, they immediately broke down: [Pfft hahahahaha please shut up, don't make us laugh out loud]

[Seeking Qiao Zhi's psychological shadow area]

Although Lu Xingzhe expected that Xi Nian's popularity would rise more or less after the show was broadcast, he did not expect such a big battle. Overnight, edited videos about Xi Nian sprung up like mushrooms after rain. Few people went straight into the pit and regarded him as their destiny, and even their past experiences were picked out one after another.

So the netizen took a deep breath, what kind of fairy treasure boy is this, it’s fine if he is good at archery, he is handsome, and he loves fans, and the IQ of playing games is also a batch of 6. It’s fucking unreasonable not to be popular, okay? ? ! ! !

What's more, someone turned up Su Ge's assassination of Xi Nian in the past, and they went to his Weibo to scold him all over the place. After being sprayed out, the Weibo news is quiet, and it is no longer lively and glamorous as before.

The entertainment industry is such an ever-changing place, some people keep getting up and some people keep falling, just like a wall made of bricks and tiles, every step must be built steadily, without allowing a single crack, otherwise everyone will collapse with a push.

Su Ge could be said to be at the height of the sun in the past, but now he just disappeared for a while, and was replaced by a newcomer in a blink of an eye. Those wrong things and black stories were flying all over the sky, enough to easily crush his weak wall.

Xi Nian watched his Weibo go up quickly

The number of fans increased, and all kinds of things, big or small, were found out when they first debuted. I closed my eyes and suddenly felt a wave of fear for no reason.

For his messy past life.

It turns out that in this life, one really cannot go wrong...

Sitting in front of the computer, Xi Nian slowly sank into the back of the chair. Although he didn't want to admit it, in fact, when he saw Su Ge's fate, he also saw his own past in a trance.

As soon as Lu Xingzhe entered the room, he saw Xi Nian staring at the computer motionlessly, as if he was thinking about something, so he walked up to him quietly and asked, What's wrong?

Xi Nian didn't say anything, just pulled him into his arms, and then stretched out his arms to hug him slowly, the latter felt strangled for a while.

Lu Xingzhe glanced at the screen calmly, seeing that the number of Weibo fans was still rising, he looked away again, looked at Xi Nian again, reached out and touched his head, then hugged him back: Aren't you happy?

Xi Nian didn't answer, just looked at Lu Xingzhe, then kissed his beautiful eyes, and suddenly asked for no reason: Do you hate me?

do you hate me...

Lied to you, used you, and finally abandoned you.

In the past, Xi Nian only saw his own struggles, so much so that he forgot that the experience of the person in front of him was not much better than his own, but he didn't talk about it, so no one knew about it. This sentence should have been asked a long time ago, but it was a lifetime later.

Lu Xingzhe didn't even need to delve into the reason behind this question. Hearing this, he shook his head and muttered, What are you doing hating you?

After he finished speaking, he smiled cunningly and frivolously for an instant, stretched out his hand to hook Gou Xinian's chin, blinked and whistled: I like you.

Just like it, there is no other reason, Lu Xingzhe never hesitated to say these two words, inexplicably giving people a bad and bad feeling.

Xi Nian's mood inexplicably improved a little bit, he pressed Lu Xingzhe into his arms, put his chin against the other's soft hair, and then hummed without emotion.

Hearing this, Lu Xingzhe raised his head quietly in his arms, glanced at Xi Nian, and frowned subconsciously.

What the fuck does um mean?

As a former gossip paparazzi, Lu Xingzhe has also written a lot of celebrity gossip. He thinks that he can barely pass the Chinese language, and he is especially good at turning black and white to add fuel and vinegar. But he didn't know what the meaning of um just last year was. . Inevitably some heartbroken.

#Eat the loss of no culture#

Just when Xi Nian's popularity was rising rapidly, the termination of the contract with Shan Xing was officially put on the agenda. It seemed that there was an intention to keep them, and even the negotiators were replaced by senior executives of the company, not the annoying Sun Ming. After that, they signed a contract of sale with them, and directly found a lawyer to negotiate the termination of the contract.

Lu Xingzhe guessed that after the news got out, Shan Xing would definitely buy a navy to come to Hei Xi Nian, scold him for turning over and denying anyone, kicked his old club away when he got angry, and collected some real hammers of Shan Xing Entertainment's bullying artists in advance, and prepared for it when the time came just let it out.

At the same time, as the popularity of Decoding the Chamber of Secrets soared, Qiao Zhi's reputation also increased. She usually pretends to recruit black people in front of the camera, but she cried because of fear in the show. Mother, on the contrary, it made netizens think it was real, and it was unexpectedly pleasing. The management team behind it sent out frequent drafts, and won several endorsements one after another, showing a strong pressure in Xiaohua.

That night, Lu Xingzhe was sitting in front of the computer editing materials when he suddenly received an email message. He glanced at it casually and didn't intend to pay attention to it, but he remembered something, got up and put on his coat, mask and peaked cap and left home.

It was late at night, Lu Xingzhe drove all the way to a nearby park, and there was a hunched man waiting under the street lamp, looking around from time to time, he looked like a thief, not a good person.

Lu Xingzhe lowered the car window and knocked on the car door with his fingers. When the man found out, he immediately ran over: You're here, I've been waiting for you for a long time.

Lu Xingzhe seldom showed his face to the outside world. He wore a mask and only his eyes were exposed. He tapped his fingertips on the steering wheel and asked without emotion: You said you have big ingredients in your hand, but you refused to ask on the computer? Say, now you can always tell me whose it is?

The paparazzi would occasionally exchange news in private. Hong Biao was in this business. He didn't know that Lu Xingzhe had quit. Hearing this, he smiled and shook the envelope bag in his hand: I said it was big news, of course it is Big material, otherwise I wouldn’t be looking for you, right? I’m not interested in digging those 18th-tier stars.”

Lu Xingzhe asked again: Who?

He didn't actually plan to come, but he was afraid that it would be Xi Nian's. After all, he was in the limelight, and it was inevitable that he would arouse the jealousy of those who cared, so he drove over.

Hong Biao approached the car window slightly, with a crumpled envelope in his hand, bulging with a bunch of photos, then smiled at Lu Xingzhe and said, Don't say that my brother won't take you when he earns money, this time the boss is very generous. There are the most news channels on the Internet, spread these materials, the more the better, I can get this number.

After he finished speaking, he stretched out his hand and compared a number, and the reward was indeed generous.

Although the Internet is developed and the news is fast, it is faster to suppress it. In order to discredit their opponents, some artists will deliberately buy paparazzi to spread the news, causing troubles all over the city.

Lu Xingzhe slightly curled his lips, deliberately lying to him: Whoever has money doesn't earn money.

After speaking, he took the envelope and tore it open in twos and twos. However, when he saw the person in the photo, he lost interest for a moment, raised his eyebrows slightly, and asked Hong Biao, Is that her?

On the photo is a picture of a man and a woman walking hand in hand, and they have been in and out of the same community many times. The appearance of the man is unknown, and the woman is Qiao Zhi.

Hong Biao said: You needn't

Why is Xiwang not well-informed? Qiao Zhi has a boyfriend who is not in the circle, and he is a gangster who has been supporting her to go to school. She probably offended someone this time, and someone named her to fuck her.

Subconsciously, Lu Xingzhe wanted to say that it was none of my business, but he swallowed it back. He threw the photo into the passenger seat, not interested: There is nothing to expose this kind of crap.

Hong Biao glanced at him in disbelief: Are you stupid? Isn't that a big deal? When it comes out that a popular goddess and a gangster are together, one's jaws will drop in shock. Besides, if you have money, you can earn it. What are you doing so much?

Lu Xingzhe paused, then said perfunctorily, Understood, I'll give you news later.

Hong Biao nodded, said a few more words, and then left.

Sitting in the car, Lu Xingzhe took the stack of photos and flipped through them again, and found that there was another photo of two people kissing, which was really solid, and he thought it was indeed big news, but he had already promised Xi Nian not to be a paparazzi.

Curling his lips, he threw it back again.

Xi Nian just completed the termination of the contract with Shan Xing today, and when he returned home in the middle of the night, he didn't see Lu Xingzhe, and was about to make a phone call to ask, who would have thought that Lu Xingzhe just came back, and the two bumped into each other at the door.

Xi Nian saw that he looked like he was covered so much that his own mother didn't recognize him, raised his hand and took off his hat: Where did you go?

Lu Xingzhe closed the door with his backhand, and squeezed directly into his arms: Park, someone asked me to expose Qiao Zhi's scandal.

After finishing speaking, he handed over the stack of photos and told the story, Xi Nian hugged him with one hand, he glanced at the photos roughly, understood, and then looked at Lu Xingzhe with a half-smile: Then why don't you catch?

Lu Xingzhe leaned on his shoulder and whispered: I'm not lying to you, I said I'm not a paparazzi, and I won't be.

Xi Nian paused: You don't earn money?

Lu Xingzhe: Money is not as important as you.

After he finished speaking, he rubbed Xi Nian's chin, and then kissed him again to show his affection.

Xi Nian hugged him, didn't know why, and was stunned for a moment, then kissed his eyes, with a low voice, and only said a short word.

obedient.

A low sound, extremely magnetic.

Lu Xingzhe: ...

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