Otherworldly Architect

It wasn't until Ming Yan walked into the conference room and talked to the inspector who came from above that he finally understood why the employees showed such obvious disgust.

To put it bluntly, this reviewer does not seem to have come to "assist" the review work of "Dragon Hunter", but more like he was parachuted down to "take care" of Blue Star Studio.

The first thing he did when he arrived was to ask Bluestar to show their workbook, and then start to read the rules listed above.

That is to say, starting at eight o'clock in the morning, everyone in the entire conference room sat together, waiting for him to slowly look at them one by one, and then criticized what he was not satisfied with.

He watched slowly, carefully, and didn't allow other people in the conference room to desert.

Everyone stared at each other with big eyes and small eyes, and could only watch him turn page by page.

After the clear statement arrived, the object of criticism naturally switched to himself.

Inspector Robert said: "First of all, the ancient dragon species are not allowed to appear-"

Ming Yan smiled and said, "There is no ancient dragon species."

Robert narrowed his eyes: "Who is talking now? No matter what your opinion is, wait for me to finish my words first."

Ming Yan then made a gesture of shutting up and listening.

Robert seemed satisfied, and continued: "First, ancient dragons are not allowed to appear. Second, too evil dragons are not allowed to appear. I will not embarrass you about this, and I will give you a list later; third, the remaining The dragon species is not allowed to do anything more than evil, including killing or harming second-level intelligent creatures, and there is a list of these things; fourth, dragons are not allowed to mate in this game."

Speaking of which, he just paused.

A designer next to him couldn't help it: "But the reproduction of dragons is one of our main gameplays."

"It's your designer's job to figure out how to play! But it's my job to make the game healthy and harmonious, and I hope you don't get in the way of my work." Robert said coldly, "Imagine a six-year-old child who sees in your game When the word 'mating' appears, will he be curious? Then will he have bad thoughts? Do you dare to make such a game for your own children?"

Everyone: "..."

In fact, Ming Yan really wanted to say "dare", but he didn't quite understand why he didn't dare?

In this case, though, it's clear that speaking like that would be easily controversial.

He found it troublesome, so he decided to listen to Robert in silence first.

It was the silence of the chief designer that made the censors feel their status.

He raised one eyebrow, glanced at everyone present, and said in a commanding tone, "The word 'mating' is not allowed, that's all."

Ming Yan asked, "May I ask, how do you teach your children? I mean, if he asks you where he came from."

Robert said: "This is not a question for the child to know! He only needs to know that the parents form a family."

Mingyan touched his chin and teased: "Maybe we can make two dragons rub each other's necks, and then give birth to dragon eggs?"

However, Robert could not grasp his sense of humor and said ruthlessly: "No intimacy from the neck and below!"

Ming Yan: "Oh, then it's better to kiss and lay eggs."

Everyone present started to hold back their laughter, and some joked in a low voice: "Oh, God, my child has to kiss his puppy every day when he comes home from school, how should I explain this to him?"

"Tell him not to worry, puppies don't lay eggs..."

Finally, someone couldn't hold back any longer, and he snickered.

There was a cheerful atmosphere in the meeting room.

The censor, obviously unable to adapt to the atmosphere of a game studio, said angrily: "Silence! Gentlemen, we are now having an important meeting solemnly! You are disrespecting the work!"

Everyone had to quiet down again, but still gestured to each other.

Robert's face was ugly, and he continued to say: "Also, doomsday is not allowed, the Chaoyang Alliance in the future world is not allowed to have a crisis, unmarried children are not allowed, and any character in the game is not allowed to have a relationship of three or more people. It is not allowed to search for life for the sake of love, and it is not allowed to fight for property - even the treasure of the dragon! Forced **** is not allowed, marginal occupations are not allowed, and the following occupations are not allowed: military, aviation, firefighting, Just fishing, medical treatment, court, criminal investigation, warlords…”

God knows how thoroughly he recites these things.

In short, this string is so smooth that everyone can't find a chance to interrupt him.

They exchanged glances, then reached under the table and surreptitiously messaged the work group.

[Has this person forgotten... In "Dragon Hunter", there are only dragons and no one? 】

[Oh, think about it, the fire dragon seems to be very interesting! 】

[My God, I finally know what dancing in shackles is. 】

[Maybe we can also have a medical dragon? For example, a bandage dragon or something, the body is covered with bandages, and one piece can be used to heal people. The character is friendly, kind, and super sticky...]

...

Mingyan watched for a while, and couldn't help but join the group chat.

The topic gradually drifted away, and the designers became more and more excited as they chatted, almost forgetting that there was someone on the conference table talking loudly.

It wasn't until a few minutes later that the censor finally ended his long list of "not allowed", and looked down for the water glass.

He took a sip and said, "The water is cold! The waiters in your studio are really disrespectful!"

The secretary, who was standing next to him, smiled and poured him a freshly boiled glass of water—in these days, ordinary water dispensers really can't pour such hot water.

The examiner didn't expect it at all, so he was burned so many blisters appeared on the tip of his tongue that he screamed in pain on the spot.

The secretary quickly went up to apologize, and at the same time picked him up and went to the medical room.

——With such a small accident, of course the meeting could not go on.

And looking at this injury, I'm afraid I won't be able to talk about it at such a long time today.

So a few minutes later, everyone in the conference room came out stretching lazily.

There was almost nothing to do this morning, only a few thousand words of inspiration were recorded in the group in the studio.

Ming Yan smiled and said, "I finally know why some places are so inefficient."

The employees nodded in dismay.

Ming Yan continued: "You draw lots. Whoever draws the shortest will continue to accompany the examiner to read the manual tomorrow..."

The people who had just breathed a sigh of relief immediately screamed: "Come back!!"

Ming Yan himself came to the working area upstairs.

As soon as he arrived, the leader of the planning team ran over to ask about the situation.

Mingyan walked over, clapped his hands, and greeted the members of the "Dragon Hunter" production team to stand up and lean over, and then said succinctly: "According to the reviewer's opinion, the ancient dragon species disappeared directly into our world. The mating is not called mating, it is called 'intimacy'. In other places, pay attention to the truth, goodness and beauty. If you have time for the specific details, go to see the materials sent by the reviewers next, okay, no more, let's go."

He clapped his hands again, indicating that the small meeting was over, Ming Yan called the head of the planning team to go to the office and talked about the matter in detail.

It is conceivable that this day's work group is full of everyone's complaints.

The imagination and execution ability of this group of elites from Blue Star are quite powerful, and they can generate all kinds of jokes in one afternoon.

First of all, they really made the design document of "Bandage Dragon" and classified it in the fantasy dragon species.

Second, they also changed the text of "matching" to "intimacy" - that's it.

They didn't make any other changes to Dragon Hunter because they followed up with a design document for "How to deal with censors"...that's the perfect plan!

In the end, they played a joke...

That night, it was Xia Cheng's turn to come to the Blue Star Building for dinner.

They always dine with the staff and never shy away from anything.

Mingyan happily had a buffet in the cafeteria with him, and then found a seat.

However, Xia Cheng found that the surrounding atmosphere was a bit strange——

Two employees sitting next door, one accidentally touched another's hand while moving a spoon, and then they said strange things?

"Hey man! You touched my neck down!"

"I'm really sorry, this must not be considered an intimate gesture, right?"

"It didn't count, but you still left a sticky white liquid down my neck!"

"???"

When Xia Cheng heard this, he couldn't help but turn around to confirm—

No problem at all, okay? Didn't you accidentally rub the salad dressing on your hand? !

But the two actors are still going on.

"Oh my old swan, how are you? We are of the same species, and there is a 70% chance of being intimate..."

"No!! I don't want to have eggs, I am someone with a girlfriend! We must never have an intimate relationship of three or more!"

"..."

"?"

"Okay shut up, I know you have a girlfriend and I don't, eat yours."

The temporary team of the two actors seems to have broken for no reason.

Ming Yan was already laughing, because he almost saw the question mark on Xia Cheng's head flickering across from him.

Xia Cheng: "Did something happen today that I don't know about?"

Ming Yan smiled and said: "It's not a big problem, we just made some texts 'indescribable'. For example, tonight, we can only sleep with 'furniture for people to sleep', but not 'beds'..."

Xia Cheng was stunned for a moment, and suddenly he couldn't help licking his lips excitedly: "Really? Can the bathtub be used for sleeping?!"