Peach and plum spring breeze and a glass of wine

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‘We definitely can’t just rush into Prince Ning’s Mansion and kill that old fox. ’

'Even the intelligence collected by the Mingjiao has stated that Prince Ning's Mansion has a large number of traps and strange formations. There must be no shortage of secret escape routes. If I rush directly into Prince Ning's Mansion, I'm afraid that if I take action, then The old fox just escaped through the tunnel. Every cunning rabbit knows the three caves. The old fox has been running Jiangsu and Zhejiang for 20 to 30 years. Who knows how many holes he has dug secretly. ’

In the fiery red sunset, Yang Ge stood on the low city wall with his arms folded, staring intently at Prince Ning's Mansion in the distance.

Prince Ning's Mansion has built a large number of towers that are almost as high as the city wall. From a distance, the pavilions, pavilions, waterside pavilions and bridges are scattered and undulating like peaks and ridges. No matter from any angle, you can't see the entire Prince Ning's Mansion at a glance. , let alone see clearly the layout of the entire Ning Prince's Mansion...

Yang Ge was at a loss.

It has been three days since he entered Ninghai County, and he still hasn't figured out whether Prince Ning is in Prince Ning's mansion or not.

If you want to ask why.

In fact, the local accent was too strong. Although Wu Yannong's language sounded very gentle, it was very difficult for him to listen. In order to avoid exposing his identity and alerting the snake, he could not take the initiative to guide the local people to reveal the issues he wanted to know. After all, Ninghai is King Ning's base camp, so he has to be careful in his words and actions.

Of course, he also thought about kidnapping a servant from Prince Ning's Mansion and bringing him back for questioning, but in the end he didn't take action because he couldn't alert the snake... In a place with strict rules like the Prince's Mansion, a servant disappeared without any reason. , how could no one trace it? Moreover, is Prince Ning’s whereabouts something that just a servant can control?

‘For the same reason, it would definitely not work to break into Prince Ning’s Mansion at night and assassinate him.

‘Prince Ning’s Mansion is no better than Shan Shui Yuan, a foreign powerhouse. Prince Ning’s Mansion is heavily guarded, with many martial arts masters and sharp soldiers. My Qinggong can only be said to be average. If I sneak in rashly, it will be too easy to expose my whereabouts and scare the snake. ’

‘Forcible killing or assassination will not work. ’

'Ambush takes a lot of time, etc., poisoning takes a lot of time to arrange...'

‘I don’t have that much time to wait and arrange things slowly, and I can’t treat everyone in the world as a fool. ’

'Then all that's left is... booby-trapping. ’

‘If I can’t find that old fox, let that old fox come to me. If I can’t get into Prince Ning’s Mansion, let him come out to see me, or send someone to invite me in. ’

‘As long as we can meet, everything will be easy! ’

'Then, a new question comes... How can I get that old fox to come out to see me, or send someone to welcome me in to see him? ’

'Jing Ke assassinated the King of Qin and relied on Fan Yuqi's head and the map of Yan to get to the King of Qin...'

‘What do I have to do to get Prince Ning to come to my door to ask for death? ’

‘Dragon-slaying magical skill? Chemistry superstition? Mechanical ascension? ’

Yang Ge frowned and jumped off the city wall, wandered into the last wave of people entering the city, walked along the long street for a long time, and finally found a roadside wonton stall that was about to close, and sat down to order a bowl of wontons.

Not long after, the kind-hearted old stall owner came over with a bowl of wontons.

Yang Ge thanked him, took the wontons, and ate them while thinking about the three possibilities just mentioned, looking for practical solutions.

The old stall owner was originally interested in chatting with these very polite young people from out of town, but when he saw that he was preoccupied and didn't know how to eat, he knowingly returned to the iron pot and slowly packed up the stall.

Just when the old stall owner was about to pour out the remaining hot soup in the pot, two dirty ghost sailors with blond hair and blue eyes who exuded a strong sour smell squeezed into the wonton stall and pointed at the big iron pot. Inquiries with old stall owners.

Yang Ge, who hadn't finished eating yet, looked up and looked away in surprise... There are not many ghost guys in Jiangsu and Zhejiang, there are quite a few in Hangzhou, and there are more in Ninghai, and most of them are Spanish ghost guys. Next is the English ghost guy who has not yet risen.

The two blond and blue-eyed sailors in front of them, who spoke English dialects from nowhere, obviously couldn't afford the ghosts.

The poor old stall owner was so hard of hearing that it was hard to hear Da Wei's words. How could he understand what these two dirty sailors were talking about?

He could only speak and gesture repeatedly: A small bowl of wontons costs two cents, a large bowl three cents. Do you understand human language? A small bowl of wontons costs two cents, a large bowl three cents...

The three chickens and ducks talked to each other for a long time, all looking desperate.

Yang Ge really didn't notice, so he took out three copper coins and put them on the table. In authentic spicy English, he told the two ghosts who couldn't afford it: A small bowl costs two yuan, and a large bowl costs three yuan.

When the two ghost sailors heard his fluent spicy English, they were stunned for two seconds. After realizing it, they were overjoyed and came to Yang Ge, talking quickly.

Yang Ge impatiently interrupted their nonsense and repeated the price again.

The two ghost sailors grabbed a handful of various coins from their arms as if they had just woken up from a dream, and asked Yang Ge to help them order food... Both of them wanted double the size.

Yang Ge picked out twelve brand-new Wei Dynasty copper coins from their coins, handed them to the old stall owner and told him the request of the two ghost guys, and then strolled out of the wonton stall amidst the thanks of the three people...

As a result, he had just taken a few steps when he suddenly thought of something.

He turned around and glanced at the two people sitting squarely on the benches in the wonton stall, holding their chopsticks as if they were weapons. Looking at the big iron pot, Ri Qi Gui Lao, who kept swallowing his saliva, suddenly made a move with his right hand. The fist hit the palm of his left hand.

Dragon slaying magic? Chemistry superstition? Mechanical ascension?

These are indeed attractive when used well, but they all require a lot of time to operate carefully, and flaws will be exposed if you are not careful.

Not to mention anything else, just to have an identity background that can withstand the investigation of Prince Ning's Palace, a lot of effort has to be made up... How could Prince Ning, a royal family member who was born to be aloof and wealthy, be demoted? What about meeting a charlatan of unknown origin?

In comparison, the attraction of the geographical explosion is for a feudal tycoon who has already tasted the benefits of maritime trade, has little knowledge of geography but is extremely thirsty for it, and is determined to rebel and seize the throne. Simply fatal!

Silver, gold, New World, Maritime Silk Road!

Looting, colonization, and slave trading, the sun never sets on the empire!

Expounding any knowledge point thoroughly is enough to win the title of Imperial Master.

What's even better is that with the knowledge of the Big Bang, he can completely fabricate the identity of the Wei version of the turtle out of thin air, and Prince Ning's mansion can't find out even if they want to!

Besides, even if the people in Prince Ning's Mansion are schizophrenic, they still can't connect a banana man in a dress who talks about nodding to choke and shaking his head to hug people with the ink-and-wash knight-errant Yang Erlang who likes to slash people with knives. Be together?

‘What’s the name of that lesson in the modern history textbook in middle school? ’

Yang Ge looked at the black shirts of the two ghost sailors with no trace of whether they were gray or white, and thought with interest: 'I remember, it's called 'open your eyes to see the world'! ’

'Just think of it as the second lesson for the emperor...'

…

It was dawn the next day.

Yang Ge squatted beside a mountain stream outside Ninghai City, guarding a bonfire, grinning and using a thin red-hot iron rod to perm his hair.

Most of his long, straight black hair, which he has had for more than two years, has been permed into a non-mainstream instant noodle hairstyle...

On the other side of the bonfire, several tree branches supported several sets of cleanly washed clothes, including a dark red loose shirt with large cuffs, a gray woolen vest, a black wide-sleeved narrow-waisted jacket, and a dark red long-barreled deer. Leather boots...even a triangular captain's hat and a small leather suitcase inlaid with metallic patterns.

These clothes certainly don't belong to those two dirty sailors last night.

It belonged to the captain of a Spanish merchant ship that was about to sail out to sea at noon today... Because the range to choose from was so small, these sets of clothes did not match Yang Ge's body shape, and were all at least two sizes too big.

It's you!

After getting his hair permed, Yang Ge stared at the reflection in the stream, pretending to be shocked and said: Bu Jingyun!

He couldn't help but smile, holding his chin and looking at his handsome appearance, pretending to think: Such an ugly hairstyle can't cover up my handsomeness... No, there's no guarantee that Prince Ning doesn't have my portrait in his hands. , we have to think of another way!”

After pondering for a moment, he suddenly thought of something. He turned around and used a thin iron rod to dig out a piece of red charcoal from the campfire. After moistening it with stream water, he picked it up and carefully sharpened one end of the charcoal with a knife. Then he carefully pointed it against the stream water. I gave myself a smoky eye...

After tracing it, I took a photo in the stream and still didn't think it looked like it. I turned around and used a knife to cut off a piece from the corner of the dark red shirt and used it as a turban to tie the upper half of my head.

He took out another silver ingot, burned it in a bonfire for disinfection, and then used a knife to release an inch of radiance. He cut out fancy silver jewelry from the silver ingot like a sharp knife cutting tofu, including skull pendants, crosses, and other silver ingots. ring……

After finishing it, he did not forget to cut off a piece and paste it into silver for one of his front teeth.

This should sound similar, right?

He muttered and put his head into the stream, and exclaimed with just one glance: It's you, Jack Sparrow...hiss, your skin color is still a bit too white!

He turned around and grabbed some charcoal, crushed it into charcoal, and spread it evenly on his face, neck, and hands. Then he dipped a sweat towel in water and wiped away the dust... Now, even his skin color was correct!

He extinguished the bonfire with satisfaction and put a few Western clothes into a small suitcase: From now on, I am Jack Sparrow!

…

With his back to the morning sun, Yang Ge carried his small suitcase and blended into the flow of people entering the city, returning to Ninghai County.

He wandered around the streets of Ninghai for a long time with a confused look on his face, speaking authentic Mandarin of Guangdong and Guangxi, holding silver coins that he pinched himself, and dealing with the people of Ninghai in various ways, buying what was flashy, what was interesting, and what was delicious. What to buy... The main thing is that a country bumpkin comes to town, and everything you look at is good.

Until noon, he screamed and covered his vest, walking along the way he came, asking everyone he met if anyone had seen his wallet.

The people of Ninghai who were coming and going looked at this unlucky guy running around in the streets with a bit of pity and banter... They knew that this unlucky guy's money bag was destined to never be recovered.

The dejected Yang Ge, pitiful, weak and helpless, sat at the entrance of the market for more than an hour. It was not until the sun began to move westward that he found a rotten wooden board that no one wanted in the market and drew on it with charcoal. After reading the sketch of the world map, he held up the wooden board and still spoke with his half-baked Yue Pu and said: Do you know? The earth under our feet is actually round, like a ball...

When the people of Ninghai who came and went heard about his Yue Pu, who could both understand and learn, they all looked at this inhuman, ghost-like Western devil with the same eyes as a mental patient.

In the current Wei Dynasty, the ancient celestial view of a round sky and a square earth still occupies an absolutely mainstream and absolutely correct position.

Any view of the heavens that is contrary to the round sky and square earth will be ridiculed and attacked by all classes in the Wei Dynasty.

Yang Ge ignored their sneers and continued to speak loudly: The sun is actually a fireball countless times larger than the ball we are on. Our ball is spinning on its own and around the sun at the same time. A circle is a day, and a circle around the sun is a year...

In other words, when it's dark here in Dawei, the other half of the sphere is in daylight.

He first threw out all kinds of shocking and self-defeating knowledge, causing controversy and attracting attention.

As his crowd gradually grew, a very small number of people listened to the instructions, and the vast majority of people listened to the excitement.

After seeing more people, Yang Ge pointed to the location of Asia on the board: I have traveled to the seven continents and four oceans for many years. Now I have returned from my studies and am willing to teach you this knowledge for free... Please see, the location of our Wei Dynasty is here!

This small piece of land is neither the center of the world, nor the largest country in the world, nor the largest landmass in the world.

Besides the Wei Dynasty, there are many, many lands, and there are also many peoples as powerful as the Wei Dynasty and as aggressive as the Tatars...

In the north of us, further north than the grassland, there is a land of ice and snow, where there lives a large group of people who are as strong as bears. They are rising up in the struggle against the ice and snow!

In this archipelago, there is a nation that started out as a plunderer. They are spreading their plunder targets all over the world... Yes, they are those blond people with blue eyes and skin as white as snow that you have seen. They are Most have a common origin.”

In this location, there is a very powerful country at the moment. Isn't it very inconspicuous considering the size and location? But their fleet is robbing the whole world, and they are even planning to use 20,000 troops to destroy the Wei Dynasty and rule the entire East... Yes, those red-haired ghost guys.

This continent is a new continent that has just been discovered. There are only some primitive tribes who live on it, drink blood, and cultivate slash-and-burn farming. The red-haired ghost guys discovered it, and the blond and blue-eyed white-skinned ghost guys joined the ranks of developing this vast land. They raced on the land, grabbed gold mines, grabbed silver mines, and grabbed the rich fields...

Every day, they become stronger than yesterday!

Every day, they have new navigation technology and new artillery technology, which are launched and installed!

Every day, they have countless fully armed soldiers scattered all over the world through routes to open up a vast country for them where the sun never sets...

There were more and more people watching, and the buzzing discussion forced Yang Ge to pull his throat and shout loudly.

He introduced the seven continents, the four oceans, and some of the powerful countries currently competing for maritime supremacy one by one in detail.

The guide also introduced some specialties that he remembered.

For example, potatoes, sweet potatoes, and corn native to South America.

Another example is Japan's extremely rich gold and silver mine resources, etc...

Anyway, as long as he thought it was useful, he would mention it without bothering.

Perhaps no one would care about what Jack Sparrow the Turtle said.

But many people will definitely care about Yang Erlang's words...

After introducing the situation outside, he changed the topic and turned to point out the Wei Dynasty's sea ban policy: And we, the Wei Dynasty, are still stubbornly adhering to the ridiculous sea ban, and we are still watching the sky behind closed doors and being arrogant. I consider myself to be the emperor of heaven...

But I don't know that the world outside is undergoing rapid and unprecedented drastic changes!

If we still haven't caught up with the rest of the world...

One day, those ghosts will blast open our country with guns and cannons, trample on our land, plunder our gold and silver, burn our houses, and insult our wives and daughters...

If you fall behind, you will be beaten. This is the eternal truth...

Yang Ge shouted so loudly that he could only put down the wooden board in his hand and wrote a line of large, crooked characters with a charcoal brush: 'Open your eyes and take a look at this ever-changing world. ’

He knew his handwriting was ugly.

But he knew that those who should see these words would definitely see them...

Yang Ge put down the wooden board with goosebumps all over his body, forced a smile and bowed his hands to the onlookers: Dear brothers, eldest sisters, uncles and uncles, my younger brother came back from school. He arrived at Guibao for the first time today and accidentally lost his wallet. Dear brothers and eldest sisters, , Uncle, can you help me with some expenses and help me return to my hometown...

When the onlookers heard this, they immediately dispersed in dismay and boredom.

Hey, it turns out he's a busker.

Tsk, that sounds like the truth. I was almost fooled by this kid.

Don't say it, I think what he said makes sense...

What sense can a juggler who performs in the world have?

The bustling crowd dispersed in all directions, leaving behind only a dozen or so copper coins.

Yang Ge blushed and bent stiffly to pick up the coins.

At this moment, a pair of satin thousand-layered dragon sea boots stepped on a copper coin.

Yang Ge slowly raised his head stiffly, and saw a tall man with gray hair on his temples, smiling and narrowing his eyes, but still having an intimidating aura, standing in front of him, looking at him with a look of surprise on his face. Hold yourself.

He recognized the face he had seen in the portrait at a glance, and his eyes immediately showed surprise.

Translate, translate, what the fuck is a surprise!

Ah, I have been thinking about this angle for more than ten hours. I have been writing in front of the computer from about 10 o'clock in the morning until now. I don't know if everyone is satisfied...