Peach and plum spring breeze and a glass of wine

Voyaging is not as fun as most people imagine.

The sailor on Wang Jue's ship told Yang Ge that every time he went on a long voyage, he was only happy during the two days when he got on and off the ship, and the rest of the time was torture.

After Yang Ge admired the unchanging blue water for three days... he was convinced.

However, among the seventy-two people traveling with him, perhaps he was the only one who had this trouble.

The rest of the people, even Xiang Wudi, who was famous on the list of heroes, were shocked by Yang Ge's simple and crude battle plan. He stayed in the cabin every day without leaving the door or taking a step forward, practicing hard, as the saying goes. It's said that sharpening one's skills in battle will be a waste of time!

Even Xiang Wudi, a giant who has returned to his true form, has such a great sense of crisis, let alone others.

As a result, before the seventy-two warriors who crossed east started to kill strangers, they started to kill their own people first...

Only Yang Ge wandered around the ship with nothing to do all day long. At one time, the sailors on the ship were learning to identify the messy rigging that looked like the wires of Asan Kingdom. At another time, they were learning from the navigator how to identify the charts and how to identify the stars according to the constellations. Distinguish the direction... and finally come to the conclusion: It's not easy to live on the sea if you are separated by rows and mountains!

Then, he decisively gave up this useless effort, got a fishing rod from the crew, and became a good-for-nothing fisherman with peace of mind.

Whoosh.

On the seventh day out at sea, Yang Ge sat at the stern of the boat and skillfully raised the fishing rod. A force of strength and softness pulled up a fiery red snapper more than a foot long from the sea water. The moment the fish came out of the water, , the beautiful figure of the fish scales reflecting the sun is simply not too charming.

Old Zhang, I hit the fish, I hit the fish...

Yang Ge yelled to greet the chef Lao Zhang who was enjoying the cool in the boathouse in the distance. He grabbed the fishing line and quickly took the carp from the fishhook, threw it into a fresh water bucket aside, and then put it on the fishhook. Re-hook a clam and throw it back into the sea.

I'm coming!

Chef Lao Zhang came up with a smile on his face, bent down to grab the carpaccio from the fresh water bucket and put it on a clean dry board. He processed the fish with a few swipes of a small sharp knife and cut it into a plate as thin as a cicada's wings. The fish was served with a little soy sauce and a little rice wine, and he handed it to Yang Ge with both hands: Second Master, try it quickly.

Yang Ge held the fishing rod steady with one hand, inserted a piece of raw fish into his mouth with a sharp knife with the other hand, and exclaimed with an intoxicated look on his face: Ah, it tastes like the sea... You should eat it too!

Why.

Chef Lao Zhang responded, with a smile on his face, he picked up a piece of fish, dipped it in some soy sauce, put it into his mouth and took a sip, imitating Yang Ge and exclaimed: Ah, fresh, so damn fresh!

Hey hey hey...

The two of them clicked their front teeth together and were so happy that they could not see their teeth.

Yang Ge: What are you going to eat tonight? Have the bean sprouts I sent out the night before grown?

Chef Lao Zhang: I took a look this morning and it seemed like they had sprouted...

Yang Ge: We will fry bean sprouts that night. The salty food we eat these days makes me sit in a pile of salt in my dreams!

Chef Lao Zhang chattered with a smile: You are just holding your mouth, so where are you? We haven't been to the shore for up to three months. At that time, if we could even have a piece of salty food, we would treat it as nothing. It’s Chinese New Year…”

Yang Ge patted his thigh and said, What the hell, I don't want to be a big official, live in a nice house, wear nice clothes, or marry many aunts. I just want to have enough food and drink. If I don't have that, Forget it, if you have this condition, why should you wrong yourself?

Chef Lao Zhang curled his lips and said with a smile: I just don't understand you. If I had your skills, why would I go to sea and suffer such hardships? I would have gone back to my hometown to build three tile-roofed houses and build dozens of acres of paddy fields. If I ask my mother-in-law to talk to my mother-in-law, who has a big butt and is very fertile, those days...tsk, tsk, tsk, even if the emperor wants to change with me, I won't refuse!

The old guy licked his lips, his eyes cloudy due to malnutrition flashing with hope.

Hahaha……

Yang Ge laughed and said: Look at your potential, you have what I have, and you still only think about your wife and children?

Chef Lao Zhang: What else?

Yang Ge thought about it seriously and laughed louder and louder: Yes, yes, what you said makes sense. No matter how capable and ambitious he is, he will still have his wife and children in the end!

Chef Lao Zhang also laughed along with hehehehe.

Yang Ge turned his head and looked at him: You said before that you are from Wendeng County, Shandong, right? You fled to the sea and drifted to the sea? Is there anyone's life on your hands?

Chef Lao Zhang shook his head like a rattle: I was born timid and don't want to see human blood. Back in Niuxian Mountain, the boss asked me to fetch the sheep, but I couldn't do it, so I floated to the sea again...

Yang Ge: Okay, this time when I go back, I will ask someone to go to your hometown to have a look. If the problem is not too big, see if we can pay a fine and settle the matter... You can go home by yourself and be down-to-earth. Live your life!”

Chef Lao Zhang was stunned, his lips were trembling and he couldn't speak for a while.

Yang Ge smiled and patted him on the shoulder: It's fate that we two brothers can go on this journey together. I'll treat you as my younger brother sending you home...

Chef Lao Zhang held his hand hard: Second Master, Second Master, I, I...

At this moment, Yang Tiansheng came out of the cabin and saw the fish on the plate. He picked it up and said, It's a good harvest, brother.

When Chef Lao Zhang saw him, he clasped his hands knowingly and said: Second Master, please sit down while I go take a look at the bean sprouts you made. Let's eat fried bean sprouts tonight.

Yang Ge waved towards him.

Yang Tiansheng took the little horse and sat next to Yang Ge, watching him pull up the fishhook, change the bait and throw it back into the sea.

Can't hold it in any longer?

Yang Ge looked at him with a smile.

Yang Tiansheng let out a long breath facing the blue sea: Come out and take a breath.

Yang Ge: Okay, let's combine work and rest...

As he said that, he looked back at the cabin and retracted his gaze: Do you guys have anything to say?

The smile on Yang Tiansheng's face froze: Aha... Well, let's chat for a while. If I'm wrong, just think that I'm farting!

Yang Ge glanced at him inexplicably and asked, What's the matter? You're so hesitant?

Yang Tiansheng swallowed his saliva and forced a smile: Have you ever noticed that something went wrong in your practice?

Yang Ge: I know.

Yang Tiansheng: Huh?

Yang Ge: It's you, how did you see it?

Yang Tiansheng: Our brothers discussed it. I thought something was wrong with you...

Yang Ge: What's wrong?

Yang Tiansheng: We have known each other for a long time, right? In the past, for such a big thing as the eastward expedition, you would have to come up with two or three complete plans... But this time, you have no plan at all. The word 'reckless' sounds like something I would do, not something you, Yang Erlang, would do!

Then I had a private chat with Boss Li. Boss Li said that before his father became a demon, he lived like you for a while...

After he finished speaking, Li Jincheng and Xiang Wudi appeared at the cabin door.

Li Jincheng held his arms and shouted: Boss Yang, you are unjust. Didn't you agree not to sell me?

Yang Tiansheng happily waved to him and said, Good brothers, let's get beaten and watch a show together.

Li Jincheng:......

The two men silently carried two small horses over and lined them up at the stern of the boat.

Yang Ge looked around and said: There is indeed something wrong with my practice. It's just not the situation you think. It's because I have improved my martial arts too fast and my mentality is a bit inflated. Don't worry too much. I know it well. Always adjusting...

Yang Tiansheng couldn't stop laughing. He pointed at Yang Ge and said to Li Jincheng speechlessly: Listen, is this human language?

Li Jincheng rolled his eyes: Do you think I am qualified to comment on his martial arts?

Xiang Wudi stared at Yang Ge's fishing rod and pondered for a moment, then suddenly asked: Second brother, it is said in the world that you have stepped into the realm of a peerless grandmaster. What you are currently...is the mystery of the grandmaster?

Yang Ge: The mystery of the master? How do you say it?

Xiang Wudi glanced at Yang Tiansheng: You are sharp-tongued, just say it.

Yang Tiansheng thought for a while and said: The older generation has the saying 'the mystery of the master', but my father seems to have said that this is nonsense... that is to say, the peerless master first has the way of the master, and then the state of the master, and then There are truths and falsehoods in the Tao. Some people work behind closed doors and think they have attained the Tao. As a result, they are trapped in the false way of the guru and cannot extricate themselves. This is called the mystery of the guru. In the past, there were indeed some top masters who struggled to understand the way of the guru. After that, he traveled around the world, borrowing rocks from other mountains and stones from other peerless masters to carve his own jade.

Xiang Wudi nodded: That's what I mean.

Li Jincheng also said: My father almost lost at this level...

Yang Ge looked around and said to Yang Tiansheng: Isn't this quite reasonable? Why would Uncle Yang say this is nonsense?

Yang Tiansheng glanced at Li Jincheng and said nothing.

Li Jincheng raised his head: If you have something to say or something to say, my dad doesn't care about that. There's nothing bad to say!

Yang Tiansheng then said: My father said that among the top masters who can truly become a peerless grandmaster, which one does not know his own way clearly? Where does the mystery of the master come from? Those who will be trapped by the mystery of the master are those who have no knowledge at all. Hoping to understand the master's way and driving himself out of hysteria... Idiots! So what they say about the mystery of the master is just nonsense!

Li Jincheng glanced at Yang Tiansheng, curled his lips and said nothing.

Yang Ge thought for a moment, nodded and said, Goodbye, Uncle Yang!

Xiang Wudi looked Yang Ge up and down: Then what are you...

Yang Ge shook his head: I am not a master. I have no doubts about my own way. I am purely a master. It's a little too strong, and my background is not up to par. I will wait until I penetrate Japan. , which can almost make up for the missing foundation!”

Li Jincheng sneered and said with a venomous tongue: Hey, my father said the same thing back then. What's the result?

Yang Tiansheng also nodded and said, It's true that I can't feel myself. I still think that I am the best in the world, so is I really the best in the world? Is it a mule or a horse? You will only know if you take it out for a walk. !”

Xiang Wudi looked at the two brothers who didn't like Yang Ge, and said in a low voice with some hesitation: Have you forgotten that the second brother has already killed a peerless master...

Li Jincheng:......

Yang Tiansheng said angrily: Didn't you say that you are not good at talking?

Yang Ge: Hahaha... How else could Young Master Xiang be a gunsmith? Look at how unique his eyesight is. How can he be like you two who have eyesight but cannot see gold and jade? You are so big and peerless. The Grandmaster is in front of you, but you are all blind!

This time, the three of them were silent, wishing that a bolt from the blue would strike this shivering king to death.

Yang Ge patted the shoulders of Yang Tiansheng and Li Jincheng grandly: Don't worry, after we penetrate Japan, I will immediately show you the master. If you brag to others in the future, you can also pat your chest and say, 'I saw it with my own eyes.' Exceed the peerless master's realm!

Without waiting for the two brothers to counterattack, he continued: As for why I didn't make any detailed and comprehensive battle plan for this trip, it's not that I am arrogant and underestimate the enemy, but that there is no strategic space for this trip.

We are not familiar with the land and people in Japan, and there are only seventy-two of us in total. If we really want to fight steadily and step by step against the Japanese village chiefs, it is tantamount to using our own shortcomings to attack the enemy. long.

It's better to just be happy. When we get to Dongying Jiancheng, we will rob it. After we rob it, we will leave. If we can beat him, we will fight. If we can't beat him, we will run away!

The main theme is a person who turns like the wind, is unscrupulous and aimless...

Only in this way can we maximize the advantage of playing away games and turn their home court advantage into a liability for them.

After listening to his story, the three of them exhaled a long breath, as if they had let go of a heavy burden.

As long as you have concerns in your mind...

Yang Tiansheng lazily raised his head and glanced at the sun setting in the west: I'm just afraid that you will go crazy without knowing it. As long as you have a plan in mind, I will dare to accompany you to have a chance!

Li Jincheng glanced at him with disdain and said persistently: Do you really think that you can become a master immediately by breaking through Japan? You are not hallucinating, are you? Let me tell you, this is the mystery of the master. You feel that you are invincible. , omnipotent, but when frustrated, he is like a pufferfish that has been punctured, returning to its original shape after a few blows...

whispering sound!

Yang Ge glanced sideways and said disdainfully: Do you think I'm your father?

Li Jincheng jumped up in anger: Thief, take advantage of me...

The fish is on, the fish is on!

Yang Ge quickly stretched out his hand to block him with one hand: Don't scare my fish...

With one hand, he blocked Li Jincheng, who was flexing his teeth and claws, and with the other hand, he held the fishing rod and jerked it upwards.

Snapped.

The fishing line broke, and Yang Ge was caught off guard, flipping over the pony and sitting on the ground.

When the three spectators saw this, they burst out laughing in unison.

Just as the three people laughed, a head the size of a water tank floated on the sea level and spit at the four people on the stern.

Fuck, can I accept your grievance?

Yang Ge was furious, stood up, pulled off his clothes three times, jumped into the water.

Yang Tiansheng:......

Li Jincheng:......

Xiang Wudi:......

After a wave of waves surged under the sea, there was a pop sound, and a shirtless Yang Ge rushed out of the water carrying a struggling shark more than one foot long. He was as happy as a child weighing more than a hundred pounds. He smiled and said: Lao Zhang, Lao Zhang, come on, we have a big deal, everyone will have extra food tonight... Damn it, can I pamper you?

Xiang Wudi raised his head and looked up at the silly Yang Ge in the air, and secretly poked Li Jincheng: Does he look like your father?