Peach and plum spring breeze and a glass of wine

The sky is getting darker and the lanterns are starting to turn on.

Yang Ge opened the windshield and stepped into Yuelai Inn.

Among the six people in the inn who were cooking hot pot and humming songs, Xiao Baoqi, who was facing the door, glanced at him and didn't recognize him for a moment. He waved his hands and said casually: "Guest, it's closed. Please stay at the hotel tomorrow." morning!"

Yang Ge picked up the Lengyue sword and sneered.

The six people all turned to look at him, but Fang Ke was the first to recognize him: "Sir?"

As soon as he spoke, the other five people were instantly shocked.

"What the hell, Second Master?"

"Why did you do this?"

"Is this trip not going well?"

The six people hurriedly opened the seats and rushed up together.

Yang Ge swayed his eyes and glanced at the six big faces that were full of red and oily mouths. He sneered again in his heart, but a smiling face changed on his face. He nodded and said: "It's okay, it went well..."

"Have you eaten?"

"What kind of stupid thing are you saying? You can't eat more after you eat it?"

"Quick, quick, quick, Second Master, please take a seat and drink two cups to warm yourself up first..."

The six people hurriedly pulled Yang Ge towards the wine table.

Yang Ge waved his hand to break away from the claws of several people and said with a smile: "Don't worry, you eat first. I have some issues that I need to discuss with Master Shen first. Just leave me two mouths... Master Shen, let's go to the backyard." !”

He casually put the Lengyue sword on the counter and walked to the backyard without looking back.

Maybe his smile was too deceptive, or maybe he claimed to have a clear conscience, but Shen Hu, who was always keen, didn't notice anything was wrong, and even pointed a thumb at Brother Xiao Baoqi towards Yang Ge. He pointed at his back: "Did you see that? What is friendship!"

Brother Xiao Baoqi also gave him a thumbs up in agreement: "That's right, you and the Second Master are old friends!"

"To make a long story short, we are still waiting for you two to cook the mutton!"

"I'll come back later and tell our brothers a few words..."

Only Fang Ke looked at Shen Fa's sullen back with a strange expression, hesitating to speak... If he heard correctly, the Lord Shen he just called 'Master Shen'?

According to his understanding of his master, he is not afraid that he will be rude to you, but he is afraid that he will be polite to you!

If you're rude, you'll get scolded at most, but if you're polite, you'll get beaten...

As he expected, the two walked into the backyard with their front feet, and there was a muffled "bang" sound from their back feet. It was the sound of flesh and blood hitting the ground heavily, which made Fang Ke's eyes jump.

The four brothers who had just sat back on the table were also stunned, and subconsciously stood up and walked to the backyard.

Fang Ke picked up a piece of mutton with his chopsticks, put it into the copper pot and shook it from side to side. He whispered without looking back: "You can go if you are not afraid of getting beaten!"

The brothers, who had already taken a few steps, immediately became obedient. They returned to the dining table steadily, picked up the mutton and cooked it carefully. They pretended to be deaf and could not hear the extremely loud sound in the backyard. A rhythmic "bang bang bang bang bang" sound.

In the backyard, after Yang Ge finished a set of small combos to break the hegemonic body, Shen Fa, whose whole body was embedded in the wall, finally came to his senses and said angrily: "You fucking Yang Laoer, I'm the official I don’t even have a child anymore, so I come here to help you worry about this shabby inn, and you are still worried every day that you will suffer a loss and be cheated out there, and your mother will beat me up as soon as you come back?"

"hehe……"

Yang Gepi stepped forward with a smile, grabbed one of the man's arms, turned around and slammed him to the ground with a crisp over-the-shoulder throw: "You dare to say that you don't know that old man on Longhu Mountain?" Den’s existence?”

While he was speaking, he had already grabbed the guy's arm, lifted him up, danced over his head, and hit him hard behind him: "Before, you repeatedly advised me not to be impulsive and to think about it long-term. In fact, I was already happy, right? Are you wishing for me? If you fight with Lao Guandeng, both sides will lose, so you can just reap the benefits?"

Shen Fa looked at him in disbelief, even subconsciously ignoring the pain in his body: "In your eyes, am I, Shen Fa, this kind of person?"

Yang Ge looked down at him with a condescending smile: "Aren't you this kind of person?"

"I……"

Shen Fa opened his mouth to deny it, but before the words came out, he couldn't go on. He could only turn to shout angrily: "Whether you believe it or not, I really have a black eye on this matter, even you." When I went to Longhu Mountain, I learned all about it from the mouths of fleas... If you tell a lie, I, Shen Laoer, will be struck by thunder five times a day and die without a burial place!"

"Huh?"

Yang Ge looked at him in surprise, a little surprised that this guy really didn't know anything... This guy didn't do dirty tricks once or twice, but basically as long as he did it, he would still admit it.

Of course, the prerequisite is that he can see through the dirty tricks he uses before he recognizes them.

If you don’t understand, this guy can pretend to be stupid for the rest of his life!

But this did not prevent Yang Ge from continuing to beat this guy.

With a smile, he bent down and grabbed the man's shirt, and threw him into the air. He raised his legs and kicked him with a set of chaotic kicks with afterimages, kicking him like a ball. It was flying around in the center of the courtyard, not even touching the ground for more than 20 breaths.

"Plop."

Shen Fa hit the ground hard again, his face turned red and he bent into a cooked prawn, but he was still unconvinced and held his neck and asked every word with difficulty: "Why is this kicking?"

Yang Ge shook his neck and moved his muscles. His whole body felt as comfortable as if he had just finished having sex.

Sure enough, when you come back from a long trip, you have to give this guy a good beating.

Otherwise, something is missing...

"Back then, you were the one who told me that being a peerless grandmaster who has cultivated the fourth level is the top, right?"

Yang Ge asked with a chuckle, and then his smile suddenly turned cold: "Do you know what I went through this time? If I hadn't realized that something was wrong and retreated immediately, I would have returned to my hometown the day after I went out!"

Shen Fa was stunned: "Can you blame me?"

Yang Ge: "I don't blame you for this, and I don't blame you for that. Then what do you, the commander of the Embroidered Guard, do for a living? Just to wipe the butts of powerful clan members?"

Shen Fa was speechless and doubtful about life.

Yang Ge straightened his tattered clothes refreshed and shouted casually: "Miaomiao, give me...Old Fang, make me a bowl of hot tea and come in!"

Fang Ke: "Yes, sir!"

Yang Ge looked around, turned around and sat on the millstone, and said angrily: "Get up? Do you still want me to help you?"

Shen Fa rubbed his chest and got up from the ground with a grin on his face. He secretly made up his mind... Even if he sent people to rob him, he must get the "Indestructible Vajra" and practice it!

After a while, Fang Ke brought in two bowls of hot tea and thoughtfully moved a chair in.

Yang Ge waved to him: "Guard the door, don't let those guys in front eavesdrop!"

Fang Ke clasped his hands and said, "Yes, sir!"

Yang Ge picked up the tea bowl, took a sip, and said, "Tell me about the recent major events in the court."

Shen Fa held the tea bowl and said in surprise: "Why do you ask this?"

Yang Ge was too lazy to explain to him: "You don't have to say it!"

Shen Fa pondered for a moment, and then breathed out a soft breath: "As far as I know, things in the court have been the same recently. The only major event is that Wang Zhongtang's promotion of the One Whip Method and the Examination Method have encountered obstacles... By the way. , wasn’t it you who suggested to Wang Zhongtang that the government and the people should pay taxes and grain together?”

Yang Ge frowned: "What is the test method?"

Shen Fa picked up the tea bowl and took a sip, exhaling hot breath and said slowly: "You don't understand government affairs, and I can't explain it clearly to you in a few words. In short, this is what Wang Zhongtang has done to rectify the administration of officials outside the Inspectorate. A noose on the world prevents them from being able to live happily ever after."

Yang Ge slowly opened his brows and asked in a deep voice: "Is there a lot of trouble in the court?"

Shen Fa nodded: "The noose has fallen on the neck. Of course they are making a fierce fuss, but with Wang Zhongtang strategizing inside and you, the 'Sage Revealed True Lord' outside, drawing your sword to help, they are still under control."

Yang Ge moved the tureen and pondered for a moment: "Where is the north?"

Shen Fa didn't know why: "What north?"

Yang Ge: "What do you mean about the north?"

Shen Fa suddenly realized: "Are you talking about the Tatars? Since the last time Wang Shida defeated the Tatar Uliangha tribe, in the past two years, all the tribes in the grassland have been fighting to become the hegemon. They all want to be my great Wei." My godson, we are in the middle of the mud, supporting the weak and beating the strong, so there should be no worries about border troubles in a short time!"

Yang Ge frowned again: "Are you sure? If they were so honest, they would have come to me to give me gifts a while ago?"

Shen Fa smiled nonchalantly and said, "I'm afraid you don't know how well-known you are outside now, right? It's normal for them to fawn over you, but it's abnormal not to fawn over you!"

Yang Ge's brows did not loosen this time. After pondering for a long time, he asked again: "About Japan, what are the arrangements for the DPRK?"

Shen Fa also frowned: "What exactly do you want to ask? Is there anything we need to hide between you and me?"

Yang Ge pursed his lips and thought for a moment, and finally felt that he should give this coquettish fox some words. If nothing else, this coquettish fox had the best brains among all the people he had ever seen.

Most of the people he had cheated after being sold by him were still happily counting the money for him.

So Yang Ge decided to get straight to the point: "I went to Longhu Mountain, you know, right?"

Shen Fa: "I know, I was just going to ask you this. Who did you suffer at the hands of?"

Yang Ge: "That Lao Deng's name is Zhang Xuansu. You can go back and look up the information for the specific information. I will only tell you that Lao Deng has lived for almost two hundred years and his martial arts is very, very high. I fought him three times, and only the last one Hui barely managed a draw... I have reason to believe that he is the fifth level of martial arts, an unparalleled powerhouse at the level of Huarong Feitian!"

"But this is not the most important thing. The most important thing is that the former Tang Dynasty should have died in the hands of Na Lao Deng. He told me that he did horoscopes and found that there was another sign of chaos in the world, and he said that he saw The stars are exactly the same as those he saw a hundred and eighty years ago!"

"This is also the reason why the Five Poisons Church has resurfaced and stirred up troubles at this time."

"I don't believe him, but for this kind of thing, I'd rather believe it than not!"

Shen Fa was shocked by the bombs he threw one after another. He was stunned for several seconds before he suddenly came back to his senses and said in a voiceless voice: "Fuck you, land god? The real murderer of the Tang Dynasty? Chaos in the world?"

"Land gods?"

When Yang Ge heard this name, he couldn't help but think of the terrifying power of Lao Deng's thunder sword move that was comparable to a laser weapon. He nodded and said: "It's quite appropriate... Just calm down first and listen to me!"

Shen Fa's mind was spinning in a blur in the narrow yard filled with debris: "How can I be calm?"

Yang Ge: "Can the problem be solved by not being calm?"

Shen Fa finally calmed down and looked at Yang Ge with burning eyes: "What do you want to say?"

Yang Ge pondered and said: "That Lao Deng is a person who does big things... In other words, he will most likely not do everything himself, so you don't have to worry about him single-handedly overthrowing the court and taking ten thousand steps back. Even if he has that idea, he still has me!"

He made the final decision first and solved Na Laodeng's most difficult problem.

"Secondly, if the world is in chaos, it comes from my mouth or your ears. You must not tell the emperor. Everyone who becomes the emperor values ​​the country more than his life. If he really believes it, he will be in a hurry to Some people who had no intention of rebelling have been forced to rebel, and you and I are the main culprits of the chaos in the world! So you must keep your mouth shut about this matter, and be tight on the outside and tight on the inside!"

"Finally, I just asked you a few things, and you were reluctant and should do everything. What do you, the commander of the Xiuyi Guards, do for a living? The eyes of Jianghu and Jianghu are dark, and the courtiers and courtiers are confused. Border officials , the border guards are also careless, if chaos really breaks out, can you care about your head or your buttocks?"

Shen Fa blushed and didn't dare to say a word.

Yang Ge took a sip of tea and took a breath, relaxing slightly: "You turn around and help me pass a message to Wang Zhongtang: things have to be done, but don't be too impatient. You can't eat hot tofu in a hurry. You have to take your time and figure it out. Don't worry. One wave will drive them to the point of jumping over the wall.”

"Let me be clear, this is just my suggestion as a warrior. If he is very confident, he can treat me as if I didn't say anything."

"As for the border, you send people to check it yourself. Repair what needs to be repaired and make up for what needs to be repaired. Don't sit back and relax just because the Tatars are in civil strife. People are practicing Gu on the grassland. If you don't seize this opportunity, quickly strengthen the border defense and wait for others to practice. When poison comes out, the soldiers at the border will be the unlucky ones."

"And over in Japan, the DPRK should come up with a charter as soon as possible. There are tens of thousands of servants there who have seen blood. Zhou Fu and the others will not be able to suppress it after a long time... If there is no excess, send more people there. Kill them all together! Don’t leave any trouble in the future!”

"Last point, as long as you are still willing to do things for the people of the world, as long as you still want to let the people of the world have enough to eat... I will support you!"

"If you can't defeat it, I can help you defeat it. If you can't kill it, I can help you kill it!"

"but……"

"If I find out that you just want to stand over the people and dominate, or let me feel that the people's life may be better if someone else takes charge of the world..."

He raised the tea cup in his hand: "Then don't blame me for refusing to save him or even... drawing a sword at him!"

Shen Fa looked at his serious eyes and his heart went crazy, but he still complained in a low voice: "Why do you say such good things so badly when they come out of your mouth? Who are you and who am I? That's it. Your Majesty, you may say that he is petty or greedy, but you can’t say that he is stupid and ignorant, right? Aren’t we all working hard to make Wei a better place?”

Yang Ge sneered and didn't answer.

He said everything that needed to be said, and promised everything that he could do.

If the Zhao family still cannot stand firm in this world...

Then when it’s time to make a substitution, let’s make a substitution as soon as possible, good morning student!