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Chapter 205

Chapter 204

“Xiao Shuangshuang, come here for barbecue, the chicken wings you want, and the bamboo shoots your grandma likes…”

Even though Liu Ping’an was interrupted by Gu and Gu left and right, Xia Yingqiu still didn’t forget Liu Mengxia, and couldn’t help but call her over.

Of course, in the name of eating barbecue, chicken wings are really cooked.

Although Xiao Shuangshuang cannot completely prevent her grandma from propagating feudal superstitions, she can ask her to come over and get some barbecue to talk. It always takes some time to come and go. Those messy nonsense, if you can listen to a few words, just listen to a few words. , It’s better than listening to it all the time.

Liu Mengxia agreed and ran over excitedly, ignoring the fragrant chicken wings, and approached Liu Pingan with big shiny eyes, very curious.

“Dad, grandma said that she can’t point to the moon, or she will be cut off by the moon god, isn’t it true?”

“What’s the truth, it’s funny, who do you think the little baby cut off the ears of the Moon God? Nonsense.”

Xia Yingqiu blankly gave Liu Mengxia a look, and felt that this daughter was really not smart, and Yazi was a little worried.

“Your teacher has never told you that it is impossible for people to live on the moon, and there are no gods in this world, Chang’e, Jade Rabbit, everything is just a legend, and there is no moon god, we have to believe in science…”

“Hmm, I know, I know that when I was in kindergarten, the teacher said that the moon is full of mountains, the moon revolves around the earth, we are all at the earth station, and the earth revolves around the sun…”

Liu Mengxia nodded fiercely like a chicken pecking at the rice, and couldn’t help but look back at the horizon. The moon hadn’t risen yet, but she was full of longing and yearning.

“But mom, don’t you think that a beautiful Chang’e should live on a beautiful moon? There must be a beautiful Jade Rabbit, and a beautiful sweet-scented osmanthus tree… Wow , Thinking about it, I feel so beautiful!”

“It’s so beautiful, it’s all myths, it’s all legends, it’s all nonsense, it’s a deserted planet, there’s nothing to eat or drink, and people who really want to live have starved to death. ”

Xia Yingqiu pouted her mouth, rolled her eyes, angered, and a little disgusted.

“I said, it’s okay to watch less TV and listen less. You have to believe in science. It is scientifically proven that immortals do not exist, but aliens are almost the same.”

“But, the gods might be aliens. The moon god is Chang’e, and Chang’e is the moon star person. I brought a rabbit star Jade Rabbit, and planted a sweet-scented osmanthus dug out from the Fairy star. One named Wu Gang. Astral villain, chasing them with an axe to chop, they ran and ran and ran, and wanted to run to our earth to take refuge…”

Liu Mengxia started to use his imagination happily, and looked a little serious.

“Yes, yes, then they met you, you turn around and ask your dad to help, the hero saves the United States, smashes away the bad guy Wu Gang, and brings back a beautiful Chang’e, and a beautiful Chang’e. Jade Rabbit, and then sweep out your useless mother, that is me, and you will have a happy little life. Okay, are you satisfied?”

Xia Yingqiu’s eyes were almost flying to the horizon, and fortunately, the moon hadn’t come out yet, or maybe it would be directly smashed down by her.

Liu Pingan couldn’t help but want to laugh, of course he didn’t really laugh, or he would get into trouble.

Xia Yingqiu is a petty bag, small belly chicken intestines are careful, and quite sensitive, frying at every turn, the kind that can’t be coaxed for a while.

The tone of voice at this moment is a bit wrong. The face that had been improved by Liu Ping’an has also begun to become gloomy, and there is a tendency to return to a state of “pull a stinky face”, and owe a lot of small money to others. Has been reluctant to return.

If Liu Pingan dared to laugh at this time and don’t say anything else, don’t even think about whispering to her tonight.

Liu Mengxia seemed to be totally unaware, but she blinked her big eyes and looked at Xia Yingqiu, and asked very puzzled: “Ah? It’s right to meet me, it’s right to ask Dad to help, and it’s right to save the United States with a hero, but what is it? Are you sweeping out?”

She looked at Liu Ping’an, Xia Yingqiu, and pointed at the tip of own nose, with a serious expression of even more confusion.

“Mom, you are not the beautiful Chang’e, or I am the beautiful Jade Rabbit. When we are with Dad, aren’t we just living a happy little life?”

This sense of substitution is a bit awkward, but it seems natural to put it on a child?

Liu Pingan was stunned, Xia Yingqiu was stunned, the two of you look at me and I look at you, and then Liu Ping’an laughed, and Xia Yingqiu’s face turned from cloudy to sunny, like a brilliant flower blooming.

Well, everyone likes to be praised by others. The so-called “wearing flattery” is also called “all people live in Kuajiawan” in the words of the locals.

“Look at your baby, you can make up stories very well, much better than you.”

Xia Yingqiu grabbed Liu Mengxia and just took a sip, and then squinted at Liu Ping An, not knowing what he was proud of.

“I will write a novel with your dad when I am fine in the future. Maybe he will become famous soon. What is it called? A book is a god?”

Okay, Liu Pingan’s novels are on the shelves, but they are still on the street as always, and the system has never issued cash rewards. Naturally, there is no way to talk about money laundering. He who writes novels is just like that in front of his wife. .

Well, it’s not worth mentioning.

For codewords or something, I probably haven’t made money by moving bricks on the construction site.

“Don’t, we can do anything else, just don’t write any novels. Unless you have unusual talent or luck, it’s a dead end.”

Liu Pingan also took Liu Mengxia over, wanting to take a sip, but he unceremoniously pushed it away.

“Dad is a boy, Xiao Shuangshuang is a girl, boys can’t kiss girls casually, kindergarten teacher Yu said!”

Suddenly I felt that Teacher Yu, who looked so youthful and beautiful, was so annoying.

You can put a sack and carry it to a place where no one is going to have a beating.

“Dad, you haven’t told me yet. Grandma said that she can’t point to the moon, or she will be cut off by the moon god, is it true?”

Dizzy, are all children so serious nowadays?

How do you sing a local nursery rhyme?

“Ask Gengen, ask Didi, and ask which girl is Gapo?”

“I’ll tell you about this. The point is not to be cut off by the moon god, but to point to the moon. That’s quite rude, like you are walking on the road neatly and someone is pointing to you. Point, how do you feel?”

“Of course I’m angry, right?”

“How angry is it? I just want to get rid of the finger pointing at you, right? I’m a little bit irritable. I can’t wait to grab someone’s ears and give them a lesson, so that they will have a long memory and remember to be polite. a little……”