Pet King

In the morning, the phone alarm sounded on time.

Song Bai turned over, stretched his arm and fumbled to turn off the alarm, squatting on the bed like a dead fish, his arm hangs weakly, waiting for the second bell to re-start for ten minutes. As a vlogger, he can be regarded as a half digital geek, and the common problem of digital geeks is the night owl, the more spirit at night, and getting up in the morning is very painful.

It was only the second alarm that had not yet arrived, and his finger on the corner of the bed caught something with a lot of hair.

He was shocked, and suddenly opened his eyes, the heart missed half a beat! All kinds of horror movies that I saw in the past all came into my mind and replaced myself into the unfortunate protagonist in the horror film.

When he looked at the things in front of him with a cold sweat, he found that his hand was just on the back of the black flower.

The black flower crouched and curled up, looked at it in a blink of an eye, and closed it unconsciously – the character of this guy’s bed was similar to that of Song Bai.

Cats can go to bed, Song Bai can’t, he has to go to work to support himself, pay rent, and use less money to buy new digital equipment.

He canceled the alarm in advance for a long time, pressed the computer’s power button, put on his clothes and went to the kitchen, whispered a cup of cold water, and woke up a little. Back in the bedroom, the black flowers still linger in the cat’s nest.

Black flower seems to be much more ambiguous than Song Bai imagined. He likes to skateboard, has no interest in digital products full of tables, and also likes cat litter.

Song Bai yawned, grabbed his head and dropped a lot of dandruff, but he was ignored.

The computer has been booted up and enters the desktop.

There was still some time before going to work. He habitually moved to the ladder to enter youtube, log in to the background analysis tool, and observe the vlog subscription.

“Subscription number 2726, um…” He recalled, “74 was added more than yesterday…not bad.”

It’s good, it seems to be the highest single-day increase since he started playing vlog… but the number of subscriptions has something to do with the name of the video. He found that if the video name is hot, the subscription increase will be on that day. It’s faster, so you can’t just assert anything from this point.

Click on the latest issue of “Over the Great Wall”. He sees that the number of views is currently 357. The number of people who like “Like” is 77, and the number of people who “step” is 28. In terms of proportion, regardless of “Like “Or “step” is higher than usual.

In general, people will not be able to watch the video, and will be attracted to another video. Unless they are particularly fond of or particularly annoying, they will go to “Like” or “Tread”. Less than one person in an average of ten viewers will click “like” or “step”, and the ratio of “likes” and “steps” in this video is close to the total number of viewers 1/3, which is unusually high. proportion.

Song Bai glanced at the time in the lower right corner of the computer. It only took 12 hours to complete the upload. Usually, his new vlog video 24 hourly pageview is about two or three hundred times.

He pressed his excitement and pulled the page down to see the viewer’s message.

The top message is: “Wow! Handsome! This is true? Is it true? Can anyone tell me if this is true?”

There are 5 responses under this message:

1, “Wake up!”

2, “Obviously fake.”

3, “The brain is a good thing, I hope you can take it with you.”

4, “I think it’s true, the process of dancing is very consistent, and there are no traces of editing.”

In response to the 4 reply, someone replied half-jokingly: “Yeah, I also feel very coherent when I look at the porn. I don’t see the traces of the clips. I used to be frustrated because I didn’t have those men.”

Song Bai smiled heartily. As a man, he understood this tactful reply.

He moves his eyes down and continues to browse other messages.

The second message: “There is no intention to offend, but from the video point of view, the photographer and the location are in China, which makes me doubt its authenticity.”

There are two replies under the message:

1, “Man, you said my heart.”

2, “No intention to offend, but do you know what I hate?” No intention to offend!”

Song Bai’s good mood suddenly fell to the bottom.

He took a deep breath and cast his gaze out of the window to calm his breath.

To be honest, the authenticity of the video was questioned. He was not surprised. If he had not witnessed it, he did not believe that a group of kittens could step on the drums and jump out of the uniform dance.

Normal questioning doesn’t matter, he can accept it! In fact, almost every video on youtube will be questioned in terms of authenticity. People have doubts about what they don’t see with their own eyes. That’s fine, no problem.

However, the reason for the question was simply because the video shooter came from China, which made him feel particularly angry!

He was not the first time he encountered this situation. He thought that he had already had some immunity to such a malicious message. However, he was reminded of the feeling of vomiting blood at this time – no, he still could not do his heart.

That 28 “step” is obviously from the hands of the doubters.

This rude and unreasonable message also angered others. The 2 respondents’ comments on “no intention to offend” are the high-pitched tone of the message, and the message of the commentator is used to satirize the message.

Song Bai also heard that many American high school students hate the phrase “no intention to offend, but…” because when you say “no intention to offend”, the “but” immediately indicates that you will offend others soon. It is. This is a sentence that is self-righteous but actually rude.

Black flower opened his eyes, bowed his waist and yawned, jumped out of the cat’s nest, ran away from the room and went straight to the litter box placed in the toilet. Song Bai is also worried about whether or not to teach the black flower how to use the litter box. It seems that it is a concern. The black flower has adapted to the same litter box and cat litter in the pet shop, saving a lot of things.

After a while, Song Bai adjusted his mood by shifting his attention and once again bet on his comments.

The third message: “Who is attracted by the kitten on the cover like me?”

There are two replies below:

1, “I am. The black kitten is very cute, and the movements that touch the lens are also very cute.”

2, “Me too, it’s so cute! My heart is melting! And you noticed that no, this black kitten appeared in the video, in the second row of the kittens. I watched the entire video several times, and I was attracted to it the first time. When I watched the second and third time, my eyes were always on the black kitten.”

Black flower solved the physiological problem in the litter box, ran over and squatted a few times on Song Bai’s trousers legs, then screamed twice and looked up at him, like in Have to eat breakfast.

Song Bai bent down and scratched his face with his fingers. “Black flowers, you already have foreign fans.”

Black flower couldn’t understand his words, staring at him with dissatisfaction in his head, as if to say: What is the fan? Can you eat?

“Okay, okay, I will give you breakfast soon,” he laughed.

Song Bai took another look at the time. Usually he could continue to grind for a while and then have breakfast, but today he still has to prepare all the food for the black flower, and can only turn off the computer in advance. Not last night, today is the first day of his official cat raising. Everything is difficult at the beginning. He doesn’t want to make time too nervous.

He made the rice left over from last night, together with an egg and a sausage, made the fried rice, filling the stomach with three to five. When eating breakfast, black flowers are always eating on his legs. He pondered the usage of the automatic feeder, filled the cat food into the feeding pot, put a fresh cool white in the drinking basin, and greeted the black flower, let it look good, don’t get into trouble, this is the case. Change clothes and go out.

Until he arrived at the company, his mood still did not improve completely.