Pet King

After finishing the day’s work, Song Bai dragged his tired body back home. It’s strange to say that it’s just a day’s office, but it’s more tired than just hanging out on the weekend. When he got off work, he also pushed away the invitation of his colleague KTV and the association, and he really envied their full energy. At the company’s doorstep, he also met Zhao Qi. She used to be the main force and tyrant of KTV. Now she is eager to go home and lick the cat every day… Of course, he is not good enough.

He has always been uninterested in the activities of liaison between colleagues. Everyone knows how much the mobility of private company employees is now. People who go to KTV tonight may have to resign their letters to the boss’s face tomorrow morning…

As for the friendship… Well, I heard that today is a friendship with a hospital. I don’t know who led the organization. At the thought of sitting on the opposite side of the lovely white angels, the company’s single dogs are very motivated. Even those who have already taken off the bill, such as Liu Yulang, who belongs to the technical department with him, also have a look of envy and hate in their eyes… … Song Bai is a short man. He has always had a low self-esteem for his height. Although his family is still OK, he is not at the same time as the word “Gao Fu Shuai”. Even if he goes to the association, it is estimated that no sister can see him. . It’s hard to beat the iron, and he’s going to make a name for him to consider his girlfriend’s question.

Song Bai is not lonely. Whenever he returns home and sits at the computer, he feels that all night will pass quickly, especially now that there are black flowers to accompany him.

When the key opened, he muttered “cold dead” and took off his scarf and hat.

It was dark early in the winter, and the room was already dark. Only the lights of the opposite apartment came in from the balcony window, providing some negligible lighting. He groped for the light to turn on.

In the living room, there are skateboards. People are playing cats or cats on the cats. It may be rare to skate the cats.

The black flower heard the sound and ran out of the bedroom, raising his head and looking at him.

“Black flowers, I think the room is not cold?” He took off his coat, hung it on the coat rack, and put on slippers.

Unfortunately, black flowers can’t answer him.

He bent down to pick up the black flowers, took it into the bedroom, closed the door and opened the electric heater in the bedroom. He was not at home during the day, and the bedroom did not become more messy, which made him very happy, at least the black flowers did not mess in the bedroom.

Song Bai turned on the computer, put the black flower on his thigh, and gently rubbed the hair on the back of his hand. He suddenly remembered, I don’t know if black flowers are afraid of water, what should I do with a shower? He heard that many cats are afraid of taking a shower.

He asked Zhao Qi about this matter. Zhao Qi is very proud to say that her family Lan Lan is very quiet and very awkward. She does not run outside. She has been very clean and does not need to take a bath for several months. In contrast, the black flower is lively and active, likes to explore the house, he also took it to play skateboarding outside, it is estimated that he will soon face the problem of bathing it.

After the computer is started, he enters the password and enters the desktop. He skillfully climbs the ladder and enters Youtube’s own homepage.

He took a deep breath and did some psychological construction before he dared to read the comments below “Over the Great Wall.”

In just two or three days, the volume of this vlog has increased from 357 to 43831 the next day. The number will increase every time the page is refreshed, sometimes two or three, sometimes four or five, and the number of comments. And the number of “likes” and “steps” has also skyrocketed.

No one would have thought that in the last two hours of last night, Song Bai was like a demon, kept pressing F5, facing the fast-growing number of silly music on the screen… Almost has exceeded the sum of his previous vlogs. Not only that, but with the help of this video, the amount of video playback of his previous videos has also risen. Many viewers who have not seen it will look at his previous videos and look for similar ones.

If it wasn’t for the last black flower to break free from his arms and go to the toilet, he would probably practice the online buzzword “F5 is bad” last night…

Song Bai has heard many rumors of a night of violent fire. He also believes that this period of vlog has the potential for a night of violent fire. However, when things really happen, they are still dreamlike.

When he returned, he found that his fingers unconsciously pressed onto F5 and shook his head. It was no longer wasted two hours this evening. I forgot to wash my clothes last night and forgot to take a bath. I pressed F5 with my hand for many years. After I went to bed, I twirled and turned to the side. I couldn’t fall asleep. When I got up in the morning, I was wearing two dark circles like a panda…

Just as he was about to browse the comments, an email from Youtube popped up in the mailbox.

Song Bai didn’t care too much. He thought that it was the same messy advertisement mail in peacetime. When he was preparing to delete, he found that the format of the mail was different. It seems that it is not as simple as advertising mail.

When I opened the e-mail, he immediately stopped, and even his mind was frozen. The hand holding the mouse did not move, and his palms were so sweaty that he felt deeply as he almost deleted the e-mail. I am afraid…

The subject of the email is very simple – your application has been approved and Youtube invites you to join the Youtube Partnership.

Youtube Partnership, translated into Chinese is the tubing is afraid of pain … wrong, is the Youtube partner program, which is the famous Youtube advertising incentive plan. In other words, receiving this invitation means that he can already make money through the advertisement of Youtuber.

Song Bai blinked his eyes, his mouth was dry and his heart beat very fast. This is what he always hopes to get, even if it is called a dream. But how is this possible? YP’s invitation threshold is extremely high, not everyone can make money from Youtube.

According to rumors heard by Song Bai, YP has two hard conditions, one is to upload at least one video per week, and the other is to have a total number of page views of millions of times. He can satisfy the first condition, and the second condition is a far cry, even now. However, if the pageview continues at this rate of growth… It is only a matter of time to reach a million times. It seems that Youtube is not so rigid.

Do you accept the invitation? This does not have to be considered!

Song Bai had applied for YP qualification before, but every time it was normal, it was only a “sorry, we regret to inform you…” This initial reply.

In the face of this invitation letter, the loss that has been repeatedly rejected has suddenly vanished. Even if Youtube has made a mistake in the female watch, of course, choose to forgive her!

He can’t attend the review comment for the time being. First, follow the link in the invitation letter to step through the account change settings. Whenever you encounter a certain word, you should carefully check the meaning of it, for fear of getting something wrong. He was glad that he didn’t go to KTV and networking this evening. When he went, he would inevitably drink alcohol. If he came back drinking, maybe he didn’t pay attention, he deleted this email…

The black flower on his thigh felt the trembling of his thigh muscles, and he raised his face with a scream of uneasiness, as if he was asking if he was sick.

Song Bai pressed his excitement and held it up and raised his head over his head. He smiled and closed his mouth.

“Black flowers, let’s make dollars!”