Pirate: Just ask, I know everything

Old Lover

Pulling Luffy back, Sami stepped forward and said: “It turns out to be Captain Usopp, who is famous in the East China Sea. I have

admired him for a long time!” Usopp didn’t expect that someone would respond to his casual bragging, and he quickly asked : “Do you know me?”

“Ang, I’ve heard about Captain Usopp since I was a kid, and my ears are getting calluses.” ”

Really? Then tell me!”

“I I heard that Captain Usopp is a warrior on the sea. The first time he was offered a bounty of 30 million beli.” ”

Hmm, this is just me who just went to sea. In the future, I will be worth 200 million beli. !”

“Damn it, this guy should keep his mouth open!” Sami said in surprise.

You know, after the Tokushima incident, Usopp’s bounty did increase to 200 million Baileys!

Is this guy really able to predict the future with just a few words?

Sami didn’t believe in evil and added: “I once heard that Captain Usopp is a sniper genius who can hit the target and is very powerful!” ”

I didn’t expect you to know this too.” Usopp pretended not to. He said politely.

“Actually, my most proud achievement is to pierce the enemy’s flag with a slingshot from a very long distance, making them frightened.”

“Fuck!” Sammy almost shouted.

Even if it’s once, you can get it right twice!

Try again: “Even if he does nothing, Usopp can scare away the enemy with his momentum alone.”

“Hahaha, speaking of this, I have to mention my best ‘Ghost Face Magic’. I used to …”

“Stop!” Sammy quickly stopped.

It is worthy of being the super lucky star that “One Piece has one stone of luck, Bucky only gets six buckets, Usopp gets five buckets, and everyone in the world owes one bucket.”

The mouth of the King of Liars is indeed the law of cause and effect.

We can’t let him talk anymore!

God knows what other horrible things he might say.

If you say a scary plot line that is not in the original work, will you make Sami scared?

Oda is scared!

“Why, you are scared out of your wits by my deeds!” Usopp said triumphantly, “Now that you know how scary I am, why don’t you go back quickly!”

“No!” Luffy suddenly shouted from the side.

“What? Do you want to make the great Captain Usopp angry?”

“What does it matter! I haven’t eaten for three hours. Sammy said there is food on this island, so I will never Let’s go!”

Seeing how tough Luffy was, Usopp immediately took out his slingshot, loaded the projectiles, and said forcefully: “In that case, don’t blame me for being rude!”

Luffy held up his straw hat and said in a cold tone. : “Since you have drawn your weapon, you can’t let it go!”

“What do you mean?”

“A duel between pirates requires your life as a bet!”

“Life?”

“I will kill you. Meaning!” Sammy said jokingly, and took out two revolvers to scare him.

“Ah! No! I have the disease of ‘fainting in a duel’!” Usopp shouted and fell to the ground instantly.

…

“That guy…”

“Hit your head against a rock. Doesn’t it hurt?”

“It’s bleeding.”

Sami didn’t expect that the moment Usopp pretended to fall to the ground, he actually knocked his head against a big rock. Not only did it hurt, The man fell violently and fainted, with blood pouring from his face.

“Ah! Captain Usopp!” Suddenly three children rushed out of the grass, dropped the pirate flags in their hands and ran over to check on Usopp’s injuries.

“It’s over, I’m not breathing!”

“I’m frothing!”

“I’m rolling my eyes!”

“Ah!!!”

The three people suddenly became confused, holding their heads and screaming.

Sammy pinched his eyebrows with a headache: “What’s the use of just ‘ah’! Rescue him quickly!” ”

Yes, give him meat quickly!” Luffy yelled, looking serious.

Zoro immediately objected: “Idiot, he should be drinking.”

“You two want to kill him? You need to bandage the wound first.” Nami pushed the two people away and walked over with the medical kit.

When the three children saw Nami walking over carrying an unknown object, they thought she was going to murder Usopp, so they quickly stopped in front of her.

“What do you want to do?”

“Of course, treat his injuries. If he doesn’t hurry up, he will lose too much blood and go into shock.” ”

Nonsense, Captain Usopp will not die so easily.”

“That’s right, you This female pirate looks very vicious. We won’t be fooled by you.”

“We won’t be afraid of you, Obasan!”

“What did you say?” The beautiful girl Na was attacked for her appearance. Mei immediately turned violent and punched everyone.

The three little guys fell down neatly.

The famous Usopp Pirates in the East China Sea were completely destroyed!

…

Finally, after waking up Usopp and explaining to him for a while, especially after Luffy mentioned that he knew Jesus Bu.

Everyone finally got to know each other thoroughly and let down their guard.

“So, you are really here to replenish food?” Usopp said happily. As long as they are not here to rob the village, he welcomes them.

“That’s right, thanks to someone, we haven’t had enough to eat for several days.” Sami said with a hint.

The culprit was opening his mouth wide and swallowing a plate and roasted chicken in one bite.

Instantly achieve the two achievements of “eating meat without spitting out bones” and “eating vegetables without spitting out plates”.

“It’s really hard for you.” Usopp had a cold sweat on his forehead. “I see there are four of you. That small boat is not enough at all, right? Why don’t you change to a bigger boat?” ”

Because we have no money. “Luffy told the truth, “Nami took all the money away and didn’t give me a pele.”

“Those are my money and have nothing to do with you.” It’s about personal gain, and I haven’t really joined the Straw Hats yet. Nami is very clear about the division of property.

Although Usopp didn’t understand why partners couldn’t share property, he wisely didn’t ask.

“In short, we not only need to replenish food, but also need to change a ship as soon as possible.”

Sami concluded, “I wonder if the great Captain Usopp can give us some ideas?”

“Haha, I might …Haha…can’t help much.” Usopp said awkwardly.

Although he immediately thought that Keya could definitely help, he didn’t want to trouble a girl who had been sick in bed for a long time.

You must know that a large ship that can sail long distances is worth a lot of money. Even if you have a good relationship with Keya, you can’t ask for it in vain.

The butler already thought that he had something in mind. If he made this request again, wouldn’t he want to confirm this idea?

Therefore, although the compliment to Sami was very useful, Usopp still did not dare to agree.

However, just because he doesn’t mention it doesn’t mean others won’t.

At least seeing this good opportunity to perform, Usopp’s three younger brothers will not let it go.

“This little thing is nothing to Captain Usopp!”

“Yes, Captain Usopp is the leader of a great pirate group with 80 million ships.”

Doesn’t it have 80 million subordinates?

You are raising the price without authorization!

“Hey, don’t talk nonsense.” Usopp waved his hands nervously, hoping to stop the three little guys from talking nonsense.

“It’s okay, Captain, we’ll help you with such a small matter.” ”

That’s right, if you don’t have enough money, you’ll probably have to sell the house.”

“Besides, isn’t there Keya…”

“Ah! I remembered, my home There is still a whale cooking on the pot. I have to go back. Goodbye everyone.”

Usopp stood up to interrupt the self-destruction of the three people, and ran away with any excuse.

“Cooking whale? It sounds delicious! Wait for me, Usopp, I want to try it too!”

Luffy jumped up and chased after him.

The two people quickly ran out of sight.

Sami and Zoro haven’t reacted yet.

On the contrary, it was Nami, who seemed to smell the smell of money, and asked the three brats with interest: “Who is Keya?”

“She is a friend of Captain Usopp.”

“No, I heard she is the fiancée.”

” What, what you are saying is wrong. I personally heard Captain Usopp say that Keya is his old lover. ”

Good guy!

Sammy straight up good guy.

I never thought that Usopp, a guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes, could be so shameless in private!