Pirate: Salted Fish King

Sou! Sou! Sou!

The pirates who flew high in the sky suddenly fell to the ground like meteorites falling from the sky!

“Ah! Help me! Help me! ”

“Dead! He’s dead! It’s going to die! ”

“Aaaaa Captain help! ”

“I’m going to save you a snakeskin! I didn’t see Lao Tzu flying faster than you! ”

Captain Scarface roared angrily at his little brother who asked him for help.

Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! ~~

The earth is trembling!

The air wave is rolling!

Smoke is everywhere!

Hundreds of people fell sharply from the sky, this movement is really not ordinary!

The whole ground was shaken three times!

Half a day.

The smoke cleared.

Hundreds of large earthen pits appeared on the ground, which was very spectacular!

“Introduction, it seems that the force used is a little too big!”

Luo Xiu scratched his head a little embarrassed, no matter what, this is his territory.

In the end, he had to pay for it.

“Oops! My old waist wow, almost didn’t break me! ”

“Stepping on a horse! Must be in this bitch! ”

Scarface Cook, crawling out of the big pit, stared fiercely at Luo Xiu in the air.

As the captain of the battle team under Mammoth Jack, there is still something.

“Brother, come out quickly, our brothers came together to slaughter this dog thing!”

Scarface shouted into the big pit not far away.

One of the two brothers is a Gravitational Fruit Ability, and the other is a Repulsive Fruit Ability, and they are both battle captains under Mammoth Jack.

This attack on the Kingdom of Fiore was the responsibility of the two of them.

In Jack’s opinion, attacking a small kingdom with a population of hundreds of thousands is enough for two battle teams, and there are no masters here.

But they never expected that Luo Xiu would appear in the Fiore Kingdom.

Full level of gravity, full level of repulsion, full level of armed color domineering!

Even if Jack comes, he has to be abused!

“Here comes brother!”

A big hole next to him immediately jumped out of a big man who looked similar to him.

“On!”

“Understood!”

Scarface Cook’s arm stretched to the left, and a house near him was instantly sucked past and thrown hard into the air.

He yelled at his brother Pike, “Brother, it’s over to you!” ”

“Don’t worry! Brother! ”

Pike burst out like a cheetah, jumped in front of the house and shouted: “Repulsion, ejection!” ”

Sou!

The house was like a cannonball out of boredom rushing towards Luo Xiu in the air!

Oh, actually playing repulsion and gravity in front of the grip!

I’m afraid I’m not dying!

If their ability to manipulate gravity and repulsion is ten, then Luo Xiu is a hundred.

There is no comparison at all.

“Give it back to you!”

“Am I! Lie to people! It’s really fucking repulsion! ”

Scar’s face was dumbfounded as it smashed into their house more than ten times faster than before.

“Brother save me!”

Scarface’s ability is to manipulate gravity, and he can’t block it at all, so he can only call for help to control his brother who controls the repulsion.

“Leave it to me!”

Younger brother Pike aimed his hands at the rapidly flying house and exerted his strength to eat Lai!

“Repulsion! Catapult! Give me a dead open ahhhh~~! ”

Burst~!

Farts are all squeezed out!

“Wow! Brother, your fart stinks! Scarface covered his nose and said in disgust.

Parker almost didn’t fall down

Now is the time to talk about this!

Don’t say squeeze out the fart.

Even if he squeezes out the, he can’t stop it.

Boom~~

With the blessing of Luo Xiuman’s repulsion, this house is even more powerful than his mother’s will!

These two guys were directly blasted into meat sauce.

Boom, I don’t even know the anymore!

After a while, a group of kings carefully walked over to peel off the bricks, and when they saw the two brothers with blurred flesh and blood, they were suddenly excited and couldn’t help themselves.

“Dead! He’s dead! The pirate captain was killed by His Majesty the King! Long live His Majesty! ”

“Oooooh~~! Banzai! Banzai! Long live His Majesty! ”

The soldiers and people who heard the news immediately cheered.

Luo Xiu’s prestige climbed to the peak at this moment.

This moment!

He is the god of this country!

“Uh-huh~! After finishing work, the trouble is solved, go back to bask in the sun as salted fish! ”

Luo Xiu yawned, stretched, and stretched his body.

Wave at the citizens and turn away.

“Wow! Lord King waved back at me! No, I’m going to die! ”

A blonde beauty on the street saw Luo Xiu waving at her, and directly fainted with steam on her face.

“Lord King is so handsome!”

“Lord King, I will give you a monkey!”

Defeating the pirates’ attack, Luo Xiu instantly became an idol of the whole country.

Coupled with his handsome appearance, many beautiful women cried and cried to give her monkeys.

However, he couldn’t see all this.

Because at this time he was basking in the garden of the palace.

The surrounding palace guards stared at Luo Xiu with their eyes shining.

The man is full of adoration.

The woman is full of affection.

Especially those palace maidens, they couldn’t wait to eat Luo Xiu directly.

This kind of rush to be stared at is very uncomfortable, so it directly sends them all out.

And he commanded that nothing super important should not disturb him.

Only Irene, the little maid who has been taking care of herself, is left.

The world is finally clear.

Luo Xiu can finally make salted fish with peace of mind.

Bright sunshine.

Turquoise lawn.

Comfortable loungers.

Beautiful little sister.

This is the life that a salted fish should have!

Flattered.

While Luo Xiu was enjoying the life of salted fish, the value of salted fish in the system was also increasing.

Salted fish value plus 1

Salted fish value plus 2

Salted fish value plus 1

……

Morning to noon, noon to afternoon, afternoon to evening.

For a whole day, Luo Xiu lay motionless on the recliner like a dead fish.

Eat and drink, beautiful little maid full service.

No need to do it yourself at all.

Because the two teams of the Hundred Beast Pirate Regiment that came to attack were destroyed by the Luo Xiu Regiment, the headquarters of the Hundred Beast Pirate Regiment did not come to the door for a while.

Luo Xiu didn’t dry anything in the past few days, and he was basking in the garden in the garden.

The little maid Erin couldn’t stand it anymore, and often urged him to deal with official business.

It is impossible to deal with official business, and it is impossible to deal with official business in this life.

How could Luo Xiu, who aspired to be a salted fish king, deal with official business!

If I don’t deal with official business, the country is estimated to be paralyzed, and it seems that I have to find someone to help me handle official business!

Who to look for?

You must have the ability to be loyal to yourself, otherwise the country will be a saltfish king after the game!

By the way, isn’t the salted fish system capable of character summoning?

Come a wave.

“System, how to operate summoning characters?”

……

“System?”

“System?”

“System?”

Luo Xiu shouted three times, and the system did not squeak.

I’m Nima!

This product won’t fall asleep again, right?

“What do you shout, disturbing people’s dreams, you won’t watch it? The functions of this system are automated, and the operation is not finished by looking at the instructions! ”

After a long while, a lazy voice appeared in Luo Xiu’s mind and seemed very impatient.

No way!

This product is sleeping.

It’s actually saltier than me!

Get!

Don’t bother you, I’ll see for myself!

Luo Xiu was very able to understand the mood of the system, because he was also a salted fish.

Character summoning, each time it costs 100 salted fish points.

Well, simple and easy to understand, very much in line with the style of salted fish.

Then summon!

Luo Xiu clicked the summoning button with his thoughts, and a spatial door suddenly appeared in front of him.

Who will it be?