Pirates: Bleach Vice-Captain

New world, Mirage Island.

Sauron passed by and came across a group of pseudo-straw hats transformed by a mirror image. After a disagreement, they fought with them. The real straw hats in the distance heard the sound of fighting and rushed over quickly.

Zoro stopped fighting with them and said to his comrades, "Where did these impostors come from? One by one."

Although Zoro is usually very slow, his intuition is extremely sharp. As soon as he came into contact with him, he felt that something was wrong with these people, and they would definitely not be his companions.

And the real companions rushed over at the right time.

The fighting stopped temporarily, and the two sides faced off.

Xie Nian Sanji was also holding a cigarette: "Are all these idiots coming one after another?"

Xie Nian Zoro: Xie Nian) Chen Qi and (Xie Nian) Luffy seem to have both died, which means that their cultivation is not enough, and I should take over as the captain."

Xie Nian Sanji looked at him: "What nonsense you stupid green algae head, do you think you can do it with your IQ?"

Xie Nian Sauron drew his knife and confronted him: "Huh? Are you impatient, you **** cook? Believe it or not, this uncle hacked you to death?!"

Xie Nian Sanji threw the cigarette on the ground and stepped on it with his foot to put it out: "Are you a vegetarian? If you offend the chef, don't even think about giving me a good meal, you bastard."

When the real Straw Hats here saw them, there was a drop of cold sweat on their foreheads: Even if these two people were in a fantasy state, they were so noisy.

Xie Nian Nami went up and knocked on the heads of the two of them: "You two idiots, when are you still bickering here, hurry up and fight for me!"

Unexpectedly, Xie Nian Sanji was directly fired by her knocking: "I said you stinky woman, try to touch this uncle again? Don't think you are a woman and I won't beat you."

Having said that, Xie Nian Sanji actually wants to do something to Xie Nami.

"Hey! What are you doing, bastard?" The real Sanji here was immediately unhappy when he saw it. "You **** who kills a thousand knives, are you actually going to do something to the lady?"

Whether this woman is good or bad, or evil, chivalry will never allow him to do this.

"Yo, it turned out to be my body, I said that you have a lot of control." Xie Nian Sanji looked at Sanji maliciously and said.

"Don't talk nonsense with them, destroy them, and then we can become the main body." Trafalgar Luo's face was as indifferent as his main body.

"We become the ontology, your idea is really good, I agree!" Frankie also said.

"That's right, even without Luffy and Chen Qi, we can still find the big secret treasure, the captain should be the master of this uncle." Xie Nian Usopp pointed to himself with his thumb and said.

Xie Nian Nami looked at them with contempt: "Che, without my beautiful girl to lead the way, where can you idiots go? If you let an idiot like Sauron lead the way, I'm afraid you can't even get out of the East China Sea now."

Xie Nian Chopper: "Hey, if I didn't treat you, which of you would be able to live here now?"

Xie Nian Robin is not to be outdone: "If you want to find the big secret treasure, I'm the most important, right? Which of you can read those tedious ancient texts?"

Xie Nian Nami glanced at her, and said yin and yang strangely: "Yeah, those things that only old women can understand, are we so likely to understand them?"

Xie Nian Robin heard the words, and he became angry at the time: "Old ... old woman?! Bastard stinky Nami, tell me again?!"

"Look, you already admit that you are an old lady, who's good?" Xie Nami's tone was still full of provocation.

"Look at the trick! Violet and thousands of red, huge tree!" Xie Nian Robin crossed his arms, activated the fruit ability, and the two huge arms rose flat on the ground!

"Yo hoo hoo hoo hoo! Robin is so real! It's really interesting!" Xie Nian Brook looked very excited when Xie Nian Robin shot at his companions.

"Bastard Robin, you hit me!" Xie Nian Chopper yelled.

"Smelly old woman, do you think this young lady will be afraid of you?" Xie Nian Nami took a few steps back, took out the weather stick, bubbles continued to emerge, and a cloud of clouds gathered in the sky, "Weather Thundercloud!"

The thunder and lightning fell, almost approaching Robin.

This thundercloud covered all the evil thoughts in the battle circle, and they were more or less hit by lightning and felt a little paralyzed.

Evil thoughts Usopp: "Nami, what are you doing, bastard?!"

Xie Nian Qiaoba: "Did you do it on purpose? Do you deliberately deal with us like this?"

Xie Nian Sanji: "You really are as idiot as the idiot Green Zaotou."

Evil Thought Zoro: "You **** cook, say it again."

Xie Nian Sanji: "It's the same again and again, idiot green algae ball!"

"It's really super interesting! Since you guys like to play, I'm going to let you liven up!" Xie Nian Franky gathered energy in his hands, and burst out in the battle circle, "General Cannon!"

Only hearing a "bang" sound, they were completely fried.

From the beginning to the end, the real Straw Hats, Luo, Kinemon, and Momanosuke did not make a move. They kept watching them from bickering and arguing to fighting. Soon these evil thoughts were shattered in the cannibalism, and the last remaining It is the evil thought Sauron who has been bruised and bruised.

"You bastards, where have you been watching jokes? You bastards!" The evil thoughts companions shattered and died in battle, and evil thoughts Zoro cursed at the ontology and came with a sword.

Sauron's body understood it in one move.

Watching these evil thoughts kill each other, the people in the Straw Hats didn't say anything, they just watched as if they were watching a play.

Even Luffy, who has always been unsightly, has become serious.

Chen Qi was also lost in thought.

Those people, both far and near to them.

Of course, your own team will not become what they are, so are other pirate groups doing this?

Although it is not as extreme as it is under the mirror image of evil thoughts, it must be there, right?

The human heart is inherently dangerous, otherwise there would be no need to suffer so much.

"I will never let that kind of thing happen to my ship. I want to become stronger, not to repeat the same mistakes, let Ace leave me and the tragedy to happen again." Luffy made up his mind secretly.

"I want to become stronger, protect my companions in this world, and then go to enjoy the higher scenery." Chen Qi's heart was not much different from what his captain thought.

That night, the Straw Hats held a banquet on the island. Zoro encountered a monster with a head like a tiger and a lion called the Mirror Beast. He killed it and brought it back.

Sanji observed that this mirror image beast was almost covered with mirrors, but the flesh was surprisingly good.

Chopper checked it and found that the mirror beast is not poisonous at all, so Sanji made it a snack, and everyone enjoyed it...